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fuckkyourlife · 13 days

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WHAT IN THE HOGWARTS???

Nah but fr im so excited for this season but

I HATE THAT WE DIDNT GET ANY SEBASTIAN THIRST TRAPS

that all gonna go die now

also Ciel is now canon ravenclaw

#im a slytherin #no i will not stop the hogwarts jokes for the entirety of this arc #black butler #kuroshitsuji #teacher sebastian teacher sebastian teacher sebastian #no fictional man can make me feel the way sebastian does

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slytherinslut0 · 22 days

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everyone wants to be fucked by tom riddle until that man has you pinned underneath him while fucking you so deep you’re feeling him in your stomach and he’s gripping you so tight you’re sure your skin is going to turn purple but he doesn’t even notice because he’s so fucking lost in the warmth of your cunt that he’s got his head buried in your neck and he’s growling something in parseltongue that makes you think hes trying to conjure the basilisk itself, singlehandedly ignoring every whimper and whine that effortlessly makes it past your lips as he sinks his teeth into the skin of your shoulder because salazar fucking sakes you just feel so fucking good he doesn’t know what to do with himself besides breed you as many fucking times as he can and mark you in every possible way he can think of.

#help me im going insane #what the fuck even is this?#just my daily thoughts #i’m normal #tom riddle #tom riddle can fucking own me #tom riddle smut #tomriddlesmut #tomriddle smut #tom #slytherin #slytherin boys #riddle x reader #riddle smut #riddle #tomriddle x reader #tom riddle x reader #riddle brothers

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theeslutintheroom · 1 month

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Enzo: i thought Theo was your boyfriend?

Y/N: ??? *looks at the group* who else thought Theodore was my boyfriend?

Y/N: Theodore put your hand down.

#theodore nott #theodore nott x reader #theodore nott smut #ree just talking #im ree #lorenzo zurzolo #slytherin boys #not mine #slytherin boys incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #theeslutintheroom

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blondwhowrites · 2 months

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Boyfriend! Mattheo, who always has his hand around your waist when you are walking so he can easily lead you around or pull you out of the way of people

Boyfriend! Mattheo, who always watches you get ready and doesn't hesitate to ask about your skincare products. He also insists on buying your skincare products and makeup too

Boyfriend! Mattheo, who doesn't let anyone touch his hair besides you

Boyfriend! Mattheo, who taps your cheek lightly whenever he notices you aren't paying attention to him, especially when he is trying to have a conversation with you

Boyfriend! Mattheo, who loves when you kiss him on the cheek, and tell him good luck before every quidditch match.

Boyfriend! Mattheo, who takes any chance he can to shower with you because he loves the casual intimacy of it (He also just loves shower sex)

Boyfriend! Mattheo, who has trouble deciphering the difference between romantic feelings, and lust

Boyfriend! Mattheo, who'll gladly have sex with you during your period because Pansy told him sex helps with cramps. He just tells you he isn't a coward like other boys, and a little bit of blood never hurt anybody 👁️👄👁️

Boyfriend! Mattheo, Who has no problem with you having hair down there and would never ask you to shave if you don't want to. If you did want to shave, he'd also gladly help 😏

Boyfriend! Mattheo, who has to have you remind him to take care of himself whenever his mental health takes a turn for the worse

Boyfriend! Mattheo, who'd adore the sight of you sprawled out on his bed in only his shirt

#harry potter #slytherin boys #reader insert #mattheo riddle #mattheo riddle smut #mattheo riddle x reader #mattheo riddle x you #mattheo x you #im insane #mattheo riddle blurb 🐍

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not-rab · 4 months

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Regulus, after James tells him to apologize for something: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you, this may make me a better person, and that is not the man you fell in love with!

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kerimcberry · 20 days

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Spring Break 🌸✨ (Part 4)

Classic Muggle magic ✨

<< PART 3 || PART 5 >>

#i dont actually know any card tricks im just guessing lmao #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy fanart #hogwarts legacy mc #lyla estaris #alfred estaris #sebastian sallow #slytherin x hufflepuff #slytherpuff #sebastian sallow x mc

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itstheghostofmypast · 9 months

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Y/N reading in peace.

Draco glaring at her

Y/N: *ignores*

Draco continues to glare

Y/N sighing: What?

Draco: what are you reading?

Y/N: shhh, I'm at a good part, he's talking about his crush.

Draco: THAT'S MY JOURNAL!

Y/N: You mean your diary?

Draco: No, my journal.

Y/N: Right...also, it's best to tell your girlfriend how much you like the sound of her laugh instead of writing it in a secret diary.

Draco: I'll hex you, I swear.

Y/N: Aww~ Like how you wrote in this last entry about me being able to hex your heart-

Draco malfunctioning

#draco fluff #draco imagine #draco x reader #harry potter incorrect quotes #harry potter #draco malfoy #draco x hufflepuff!reader #draco x y/n #draco fic #draco lucius malfoy #X you #Incorrect quotes #slytherin #ravenclaw #gryffindor #Fluff #Nah im sure he calls his diary a journal #He the type to do that

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foursaints · 11 months

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I dont even have a clever caption they're literally just the bestest of friends ever. now everyone look at evan who is the most special princess

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i-need-of-a-hobby · 3 months

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"HE WAS A CHILD. HE WAS ONLY 17. YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HIM." in the afterlife, sirius black screamed at dumbledore, 1998, after harry sacrificed himself

"HE WAS A CHILD. HE WAS ONLY 17. YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HIM." sirius black, age 19, screamed at dumbledore, 1979, after learning of his brother's death

#im sad so now that's your problem #harry potter #marauders era #marauders #regulus black #slytherin skittles #the marauders #sirius black #albus dumbledore

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finalgirllx · 1 month

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you wander out to the slytherin common room in the middle of the night after being unable to fall asleep. making your way near the fireplace, you discover him. he is a little bit tipsy and disheveled, yet still as handsome as ever, and is also lounging on the very velvet couch you had set your sights on. ......do you approach? and who do you pick?

#hypnotizing you to forgive me for the ties #also in my personal world its both of them #and they want me right this second #trip to paris ayeee #but im just a lil loony #mattheo riddle #mattheo riddle ai #lorenzo berkshire #lorenzo berkshire ai #mattheo riddle x reader #lorenzo berkshire x reader #slytherin #slytherin boys

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lovebotmo · 4 months

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like the movies

by: @lovebotmo

In her seventh year, Y/n has yet to be in a relationship, a fact her friends are all too eager to call attention to. More than anything, Y/n desperately wants to be won over, to have a love like those in the Muggle movies she adores. She wants someone to work for her attention and show that they care. What happens when a secret admirer enters her life, promising to do just that? Will her fanciful notions of a perfect love bar her from accepting the newly discovered affections of a certain roguish Slytherin?

pairing: theodore nott x reader

rating: fluff

status: ongoing

author's note: hi!! if you don't know me, my name is mo! i write from time to time (read: year to year) and i've recently been obsessed with theodore nott and he's made me want to write for the first time in a while so...here we are! i hope you enjoy :) this post will function as my masterlist for this series, so stay tuned!

chapter list:

chapter one - falling behind

chapter two - moly blossoms

chapter three - caramel creams

chapter four - the feathered visitor

chapter five - late library nights

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slytherinslut0 · 8 days

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not to be horny on main or anything because i’ve definitely never done that before but i truly think everyone wants to fuck mattheo riddle until that man has fucked you three times in one day and still wants another round because he genuinely just can’t get enough of your body like literally the man just needs to be inside you like he’d fucking perish off the earth if he went longer than a few hours without burying himself in your warmth and even though you’re starting to get sore there’s simply just no goddamn chance you could ever resist him because the way he’s cooing filth in your ear about how he’ll be gentle and how he’ll fuck you slow as he has you pinned underneath him with both of your wrists held down against the mattress while he nips and kisses and sucks at your neck is enough to shatter your resolve and empty your brain of any rational thoughts replacing them with none other than pure primalized lust and without even realizing it you’re quivering and whining and begging him to get back inside you.

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theeslutintheroom · 28 days

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#i made this #im crazy #theodore nott x reader #theodore nott smut #theodore nott #ree just talking #im ree #lorenzo zurzolo #slytherin boys #rafecameronnslut #rafe cameron #rafe cameron x reader #rafe cameron smut #theeslutintheroom

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blondwhowrites · 2 months

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✨My Mattheo Riddle Headcanons✨

Absolutely a playboy and has a high body count manwhore

Despite that, he would never cheat because my boy is EXTREMELY loyal. Once he's locked in he's locked in for life especially since he knows he loves you

You're the one for him

Princess treatment to the max 💅

Would beat up anyone that tries to flirt with you or looks at you badly

He makes sure the boys treat you with absolute respect and though he would never admit it he would love seeing you grow close to his friends

Wouldn't give up smoking for you early in the relationship but after a year or two if you asked him to try quitting he would

Likes to show you off because GODDAMN ARE YOU HOT

He doesn't know how he managed to bag you 😩🙏

Leaves hickeys on your thighs and neck and pouts whenever you try to hide them in public

Doberman energy to the max

He is your guard dog and will follow you around glaring at everyone especially if he knows you're not in the mood to talk to people

Usually is the big spoon but after his father comes back he would want you to hold him since you're one of the few people he truly feels safe with (Draco and Theo are on that list of people he feels safe with along with Narcissa since I headcanon he grew up with the Malfoys)

Has a notebook that he draws in and half of it is just filled with pictures of you that he drew yes some of them are of you nude

Can be aggressive but never with you, and he really only gets aggressive when he's frustrated or mad

He's subtle in his softness towards you in public. He isn't an easy person to read and can come off cold to other people, but he's less rigid when he is with you.

Motherfucker looks at you as if you created this world. To him, you're a goddess

Would be uncomfortable with physical touch at first (he's not used to touch that isn't either platonic or sexual)

Once he does get used to it he will actively seek it out though he wouldn't outright ask for it more like tap your hand when he wants to hold it, or place his hand on your thigh just so he can feel you

Early in the relationship, the arguments would be bad because he doesn't really know how to channel his anger into something healthy

He ends up going to Draco and Theo asking for advice and they just immediately send him to Blaise

He ends up drawing to help cope whenever he is angry and he also grows close to Blaise who had been the one to give him the advice

After that, the arguments get increasingly better along with communication too

Steals your food that little shit

Loves when you wear his clothes

Would absolutely wear anything that you gift him

He doesn't cry a lot and he prefers to be alone when he does cry but he'll let you comfort him even if it is just sitting with him and holding his hand as he lets out his emotions

He enjoys partying but he's not a party animal like others. He just stays with you and the others, drinking and making sure nobody tries anything with you

Is extremely protective of you, especially around anyone that he doesn't know or trust

Despite what everyone thinks he doesn't hate Harry Potter, I mean he doesn't like him, but it's not a mortal enemy type situation

Kinda just stays away from him and his little quartet

Does has some prejudice against muggle-borns because that's just how he was raised but after the war his views would drastically change

Is a dom and that's all I'm gonna say on that 😏

Overall not the worst boyfriend but not the best either. Your relationship with him has its ups and downs, but he truly does love you and tries his best to be good for you.

#harry potter #reader insert #mattheo riddle x reader #mattheo riddle #mattheo riddle smut #slytherin boys #x reader #im insane #send help #this man has me in a chokehold #mattheo riddle blurb 🐍

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adharastarlight · 1 year

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Pandora: when did you fall in love with Reg?

James: last spring

Dorcas: when did you fall in love with Potter?

Reg: *without looking up from his book* 3rd of October, 2.53 am.

Pandora: ...thats so specific

Reg: it was that really cold night and he put socks on my feet when he thought i was asleep

Pandora and Dorcas: awwwww