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heartorbit · 8 months
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we get a little silly
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ferretwhomst · 6 months
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uhhhhmh (throws them at you and runs away
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nari-writes · 6 months
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"I've got- I've got really bad taste in men, don't I?" Clark says ruefully, and Lois tries to smile.
"I wasn't gonna say anything, Honey," she says, and then adds, "but, hey! At least this supergenius apologised for taking advantage of you."
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bitchfendi · 2 years
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it might be just because im a snob but i can not read fanfiction im so sorry i just cant
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stuckysbaby1938 · 10 months
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Thunderstorms
Summary: thunderstorms in the middle of the night are scary.
Warnings: fluff, reader cries, very very brief mention of punishment, reader being scared, bucky being the most comforting daddy ever
Word count: 1232
Notes: Bucky=daddy Steve=dada
written on my phone
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"Why can't I sleep with you and daddy?" You stare up at Steve as he tucks you in. "Because daddy and I don't want to wake you up early when we get up." Steve kissed your forehead. "Do you want a story?" You nodded. "Wan daddy to read." You point to where Steve isn't sitting. "I'll go get him then." Steve chucked before getting up to go find Bucky. Bucky had just gotten out of the shower when she found him. "The princess wants you to read her a story before she goes to bed." Bucky smiled as he grabs his boxers. "Tell her I'll be there in a minute." Steve nodded and went back to you.
When he got to your room, you weren't in bed. Steve sighed and went to your usual hiding spot in your closet to find it empty. "Sweetheart, it's bedtime. Not play time." Steve heard a rustle from your play tent and smirked. "I guess my baby left and now I have no one to cuddle." You instantly got out and ran to Steve. "No! No! I right here!" You didn't want your dada cuddling anybody else but you or daddy. Steve picked you up and took you back to your bed. "Dada?" You spoke quietly. "Yes, angel?" Steve looked down at you. "Will you lay with me." Steve smiled and laid beside you, pulling you close. "Cuddling without me?" Bucky came in with a bottle and sat beside you on the bed.
You quickly curled into his arms so he could feed you the bottle. "There ya go, sweet girl. Just needed daddy." You look up into his eyes to find him staring down at you. "You still want that story, pretty baby?" You nodded as best as you could with the bottle in your mouth. "Alright, what are we doing tonight?" He sat the empty bottle on your nightstand. "Wuv you to moon n back!" Bucky chuckled and grabbed the book while Steve snuggled into your other side.
He sat your between the two of them with your stuffed dinosaur, Franklin, as Bucky started to read. "I love our time together as we start each happy day. I love our bath time silliness, the way we splash and play," You felt your eyes grow heavy as you cuddle into Bucky's side. Steve noticed you started to suck the tip of your thumb so he reached over and grabbed your paci, slipping it between your lips. "We'll climb the highest mountaintops, hold tight and you won't fall." You didn't hear much after that.
"I love you to the moon and stars, my precious little one." Bucky smiled down at you. He gently pulled the duvet over you before kissing your forehead. "Good night, doll. I love you." Bucky stepped back so Steve could say good night as well. "Good night, babygirl. I love you. Sleep tight." Steve kissed your cheek. They turned on your nightlight and gently closed your door. They stayed up for a little while, mostly cleaning up before they went to bed themselves. "Night, punk." "Night, jerk." They shared a small kiss before falling asleep.
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You jolted awake after hearing a loud bang come from outside. You ran over to your window to see what it was. You couldn't see much from how hard it was raining but you did see a bright flash before hearing another bang.
You yelp and run back to your bed and hide under the covers. You have always hated thunderstorms. They are too loud. You peek out to look at the clock.
2:56 AM in big red letters
The red means you can't leave your room because it's to early. You clutch Franklin to your chest and try to calm down. You glance at the clock again, still seeing the red numbers. Should you risk punishment to go get your daddies? A loud clap of thunder made you sum up your decision. You got out of bed, grabbed Franklin and your paci, and carefully opened your door. The hallway was dark, which only scared you more. You hurry to your daddies bedroom, quietly twisting the door knob. You saw them both fast asleep. You tiptoe to the edge of their bed, only to be stopped by Bucky's voice. "What are you doing up, princess?"
"Got scared daddy." You walk around to his side of the bed. "C'mon, back to bed." He picks you up and starts walking you back to your room. He lays you down in your bed and kissed your forehead. "Get some sleep, sweets." He whispers. "But daddy I-" He shushes you. "Go back to sleep, honey. It's to early." He tucks you in and leaves. You close your eyes and try to sleep but the thunder just gets louder. You start to cry. You get up again and go to get Bucky. "Honey, I told you to go back to bed."
"But daddy-" he cuts you off again. "No, baby, it's to early. Go back to bed, now." You were about to argue more when the thunder started again, making you cry more. Bucky stood up and walked over to you. He gently picked you up and walked out of his room. "Shhh, it's okay. It's just thunder, princess. It's okay." He started walk you around the hall, trying to let Steve sleep. "How about a bottle?" You nodded.
He walked downstairs and started to fix your bottle. The thunder sounded closer this time, making you start to shake. "You're okay, honey. Daddy's right here." Bucky started to rock you while your milk was heating up. "'S scary, daddy." You whimper. "I know it is, doll, but its just thunder. It can't hurt you." Bucky placed the lid on your bottle and went to sit on the couch. "Like Thor?" Bucky nodded. "Exactly like Thor. He's just making sure you know he's watch over you from Asgard." You gasped.
You had never thought of that before. Thor was one of your favorite of your daddies' friends. He was the most fun. One time he took you to the water park and you got to skip all the lines!
"'S just Thor?" Bucky nodded while slipping the tip of the bottle between your lips. "It's just Thor. There's nothing to be scared of." Your eyes started to feel heavy again. The sounds of thunder now somewhat comforting. The rain against the roof singing a pleasant lullaby, lulling you into a peaceful sleep. Bucky took the bottle away and replaced it with a paci that they kept on the side table, just in case. He stood up and carried you upstairs. He was going to put you in your bed, but you looked so comfortable against his chest that he just took you back to his room. He laid you in the center of the bed and got in beside you.
He got settle by your side and reached over to hold onto Steve's hand. "Everything okay?" Steve whispered. Bucky looked at the two of you with a bright smile. "Everything is perfect." Steve nodded and went back to sleep.
"Perfect."
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coralinnii · 10 months
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❋ If you are a villain, then let me be your accomplice ❋
feat: Lilia genre: mild hurt/comfort, slow burn romance note: sequel to reincarnated into a new world as the bad guy AU Lilia ver, no pronouns used, Lilia is depicted as his older appearance with long hair, human!reader, mentions of minor injuries unintentionally inflicted on reader, 1.6k word count 
I liivvveee! For now, anyway. I still have my job projects and finals are upon me but I finally found some time to myself so I hope you enjoy another addition to the Villain/ess!series. I might end up failing a class but I know it’s not the end of the world for me and I really enjoyed the class so I wouldn’t mind retaking the class.
Yeaa...this did not end up as domestic fluff
WARNING: This part has kinda hard-to-read topics regarding children and childrearing. Sometimes parents, guardians, caretakers and/or other children accidentally get injured by a child and the child doesn’t know how to get over that. We never want to blame the child for these mistakes but we want to make sure they can learn to avoid such mistakes again. This is an odd case since these are fictional non-human characters and some people can view Lilia as too harsh or see MC/reader as too lenient. I’ve seen parents approach this concern differently and honestly to me, the next course of action is never easy to figure out without truly discussing with the child and those involved.  I'm not saying whose method is right or wrong, I just wrote what would be the best course of action in this scenario. You might have your own opinions or approaches. Read at your own risk
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A lot has happened since your first visit to the Vanrouge household. Lilia surprised you by taking both of you into his home, protecting you while helping to raise the young Yung. He offered a room to the small dragon and one for yourself (though Yung still prefers to sleep in your bed with you). 
Speaking of Yung, he was still wary of Lilia and his servants, choosing to hide himself in your embrace or behind your legs. He refused to speak to anyone and if he needed something, he would whisper into your ears and being the pampering type, you would oblige. 
“Dear me, he seems to have really imprinted himself on you” Lilia chuckled casually but then he quickly hardened his gaze and the conversation turned more serious. “However, if he does not grow out from this phase, he may end up unable to control his dragon side and hurt himself or you” 
This worries you as you know due your knowledge from your previous life that Yung will grow to be very powerful but he fell victim to his own strength and destroyed himself with his power. 
Distressed, you begged Lilia to give his guidance as the former guardian of the Dragon King and with a playful smile, he gave an offer to you. 
“Very well, I will be his guide. But as a fair trade of service, why don’t you become my attendant? This would occupy your time and perhaps young Yung could use this to be a little more independent?” 
And thus began Yung’s days of torture as your new job constantly took precious time from him by Lilia. Yung can no longer ask for walks with you because you’re needed to look over some paperwork with the duke. Nights where you would lull him to sleep were getting less and less as Lilia requested your assistance in looking over some schedule details before the new day. And even when Yung gets to hang out with you, Lilia would almost always be there to monopolize your attention. 
At first, you decided to trust the young(?) duke and his tactics since you did come to him for his guidance anyway. Despite the rather playful demeanor he seems to have, Lilia seemed so confident to you and assured you time and time again that this is a rite of passage of sorts for fae like him and Yung since powerful beings like them must learn self-control before anything else. 
But self-control continues to elude Yung and it wasn’t long before the cute little dragon decided enough was enough.
“Wuv is mine! Mister duke go away!” 
To the best of his ability, Yung wrapped his short arms around your waist as he screamed at the duke. If Yung was any normal child, his growth would have been unprecedented as he was already walking (to chase after you and Lilia) and speaking fairly comprehensible sentences (to yell at Lilia). But as a fae, this was a typical growth spurt, quickly growing stronger and bigger than a typical human to ensure his survival. His physical strength was more obvious to you right now as the young child was unintentionally tightening his grip on you which started to hurt. 
“Yung, l-love” you tried to speak but it came out as a short gasp as the small fae ignored your call. His hands, while small, kept digging through your clothes and into your skin which made you wince slightly. You tried other means of grabbing the young one’s attention but all was moot as all of Yung’s focus zeroed in on Lilia alone, his eyes glowing a slightly menacing color and a glare reminiscent of a dragon ready to defend his territory.
“Sigh…you are still a foolish child” 
In an instant, the pain in your sides lessened as you found yourself in the arms of the duke instead of Yung’s hold. Both you and Yung were shocked by this sudden change of the situation. How did neither of you notice Lilia as he somehow managed to rip you out from the young dragon’s grip without his notice or harming you in the process? 
“Are these the skills of an experienced fae?” 
After looking over you for any major injuries, Lilia sighed again with slight disappointment, reminiscent of a father figure upset with a child that nearly broke something precious. “How can you protect your treasure when you can’t even protect them from yourself?” 
Following Lilia’s previous line of sight, Yung’s heart sank when he saw the torn fabric of your outfit. With his extraordinary senses, he caught glimpses of red lines across your skin through the ripped clothing. He instinctively reached out his small hand to you but saw his nails were longer and sharper, like talons of a dragon. 
He hurt you. He hurt you. He hurt you. 
Yung broke into tears as those words cycled in his head, haunting him for his crime. You were instinctively pushing yourself from Lilia by the sound of his cries, running to enclose your arms around the poor fae child, holding him while softly giving words of comfort. 
“Love, I’m alright. It was an accident, I know that” 
 But Yung continued to sob and he apologized profusely, his voice getting sore from his cries. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
Lilia stood still behind you, watching silently as you continued to console your child, wiping Yung’s tears and holding his small, shaking hands. 
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Night came and Lilia visited you in your room once the family doctor was done tending to your scratches. The head of the manor immediately called for the doctor but you refused to show your injuries while Yung was still panicking over the incident. It was only when Yung calmed down and stayed with him until he fell asleep in his room. You kept your smile as you downplayed your wounds, not letting Yung blame himself.
When Lilia entered your room with your permission, he shocked you as he said something unexpected. 
“I’m sorry.” He even bowed his head to you, showing the sincerity of his words.
You replied with confusion in your voice. “Pardon? What for?” 
“I expected that Yung was getting possessive of you but I didn’t think that you would get this hurt in my attempt to distance you two. I should have intervened sooner” 
Lilia held this guilt throughout the day, ashamed that he roped you into his little test for the dragon fae. He knew raising a powerful fae will be a rough journey, taking his experience from caring for Malleus. But if Lilia were the one to get hurt, it would be but a scratch that would heal in an instant. Whatever Yung would do, Lilia can handle it with ease. 
But you weren’t fae. You were a human that bleed at the lightest touch from his kind, that break much too easily, and perish much too soon. 
“You should leave this manor” Lilia stated with an uncharacteristically serious tone. “I will find a comfortable inn for you to stay in and provide other essentials until you can find another living situation to your liking” 
“Wait a minute!” You jumped from your seat, your mind thrown for a loop. “I can’t just leave, what will happen to Yung? It'll break his heart! I didn’t mean to inconvenience your grace and your plans but I’ll be care-“ 
“Do you not understand the dangers of your situation?” Lilia’s tone was ice cold. “You nearly bled from what Yung thought was a childish hug. What if he were to get angry one day and suddenly knock you unconscious? He is not a mere human child but a fae, and a strong one as well. You are a human that may die by his own hands” 
Silence filled your room as the weight of Lilia's words sink in.
You won’t lie, Yung’s nails were painful and your wounds still sting even after treatment. In the story from your past memories, Yung’s power will be on par with the current Dragon King, with the power to move mountains and call upon flames that would leave nothing in its path. Yung will continue to grow stronger and nothing you, a powerless human, can do that will be able to stop him. 
But still… 
“I stayed silent because I didn't know what would be good for Yung. But damn it, I love that child! As long as he needs me, I’ll be there for him” you locked eyes with the long-haired fae with determination. “He’ll become stronger, but he wouldn't hurt others. He is a happy, kind child"
"And how will you ensure that?"
"I will be there to make sure he stays that way” you made a bold choice, but you're confident in this. You were confident in your little Yung that he will go against his ending in that story nonsense of your previous world.
Crossing your arms, you made another bold comment.
“Besides…you still agreed to guide him. So, this will be a team effort” You were testing your luck but you assumed that should anything like today happen again, then you could always hide behind the great general Vanrouge. That's a team, right? Being able to depend on them during tough patches?
But Lilia stayed quiet and chose to simply match your stare with his. It was intimidating to have such an attractive man look at you with such intensity but you held your ground. You puffed out your chest and refused to look away from Lilia’s admittedly beautiful ruby-coloured eyes. 
Then…Lilia giggled. 
“Lilia, the renowned general…giggled….and it was so cute?!” 
You were taken aback when you saw a soft smile crept onto Lilia’s lips, so different from his mischievous grin whenever he scares you from behind during work or the confident smirk when he wins a round of a card game that you introduced to him from your original world. You were upset, offended even that he would giggle at your proud proclamation to care for Yung. But wow, he was really attractive doing so.
Not noticing your conflicted expression (or choosing to ignore it), Lilia placed a hand on your head, closer to your forehead, then moved slowly to caress your head. His touch was so gentle, careful not to scratch you or add unnecessary pressure. 
“He’s good at holding back his strength” you thought, only having heard the stories of the unbeatable general. Lilia is a playful man but his power is impressive even among other fae so this gentle side of him was a pleasant surprise to you.
“Goodness gracious, I wonder if this is where Yung gets his audaciousness from?” Lilia had a shine in his eyes as he kept his gaze on you, almost as though he was captivated by what he saw. “I look forward to your cooperation then, teammate”
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natashaslesbian · 11 months
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Babble
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Summary: Natasha’s 18 month old says her first word
Word Count: 462
Pairings: (Daughter!Reader x Mama Natasha)
Flufffyyyy
Warnings: none :))
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“..aamm..aamm aamm!” Little y/n babbled “mama, can you say mama?” Natasha asked her 18 month old “aammaa” y/n said, clapping her hands together “almost baby” the red head giggled as she lifted her daughter from her high chair, setting her back down on her playmat. Tiny hands quickly latched onto the pink circular rattle “ama” y/n mumbled. Natasha joined her baby on the carpet and soon grabbed her attention with the talking teddy bear “ba ba!” The little girl squealed “yeah bear bear!” Her mommy said “wanna play with bear bear?” Y/n nodded excitedly and reached out for the brown bear.
After a few hours of play it was bathtime, y/n’s favourite part of the day. Layers of strawberry bubbles arose in the bath; the one year old was eager to jump in. Little feet were placed in the warm water and
y/n yelled out in joy “is that nice baby?” Natasha asked “do you wanna play mermaids?” She said as she pulled out the box of bath toys “ama may may!” Y/n mumbled “yeah mama gonna play mermaids with you!” Natasha said. The two of you spent a few extra minutes in the bath playing mermaids before your mommy gently lifted you out and wrapped you up in your frog hooded towel.
After getting dressed, it was time for your ‘sleepy time story’ tonight you chose Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs “ama wed!” you mumbled “yes mama will read” Natasha said as she curled up with you in the rocking chair. You tried desperately to keep your eyes open for the bedtime story but your little body was so tired. Towards the end of the story you began to nibble on the sleeve of your mommy’s jumper, inhaling her scent “and they all lived happily ever after” Natasha finished. You clapped your hands together “maw maw maw” you squealed “there isn’t any more baby, that’s the end! We’ll have another story tomorrow night ok?” Your mama said as she lightly pinched your nose “mka” you giggled.
“Ok sweetheart” Natasha said she tucked you up into bed “now you have good dreams ok baby” you tugged your blankie up to your face as you curled into a little ball “wuv ou mama” you whispered. Natasha froze, not quite believing what you just said “I love you too y/n” your mommy said as she left a kiss on your forehead. A single tear fell from her eye as she drew your door closed, slightly ajar with just a crack of light peeping through. Natasha had been waiting for this moment her whole life, her gorgeous baby looking up to her like she was a good person. And maybe she was, she was certainly a great mom. She was certainly your perfect mommy.
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Soft mama nat<3
-Astara🩷
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milksuu · 5 months
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omg, the little texting parts from your recent ez fic were cute! idk if it’s possible, but could you do cute little texts between heartsteel and their so, or maybe a huge gc? I would love to see how you characterize them :)
INCORRECT HEARTSTEEL GROUP CHAT TEXT (ft. gn!reader)
❥ prompt: groupchat with the heartsteel!gang ❥ content/warnings: implied sexual content, crack ❥ characters/pairings: v!Heartsteel! & gn!reader
an: omfg that is legit such a cute/funny idea! ill definitely write up some cutesy heartsteel x reader texts. probably winter holiday themed! get them hot cocoa vibes going. stay tuned for it! in the meantime, enjoy this crack.
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[Ezreal:] 😚 wow i wuv you gwuys so much i juwst cant stop *looks down* thinking about you c-can we 😳🍆 *notices buldge* snuggies in my bed because i w-want t-to feew youw wawmth aww uvw me pwease im begging you 😩🙏 i wiww get on my hands and knyees fow you if youww just *whines* p-pet me im a good *moans* boy i sweaw 🥺👉👈
Aphelios has left the conversation
[Kayn:] WTFFFFFF DID I JUST READ!!!!?????????? 🤮🤮🤮
[Sett:] Dude. Stop. You literally made Phel toss his phone into the trash can. 😑
[mcreader:] it's fine. i'm getting it out for him. 🙄
[Ezreal:]😫 but daddIES ive been behaving so so gewd *rubs* fow you i t-t-thought you w-wouwd give me youw miwkies as a p-pwesent🤤🍼 but nyow 🥺 *whimpers* that im a bad bad boy how wiww you punyish me?!! 🥵🥵😏
[Kayn:] OKAY YONE IM READY FOR THERAPY NOW
[K'Sante:] Is it possible to block someone in a group chat? I'm asking for a friend. And by friend, I'm talking about all of us. 🗿
[mcreader:] phels not taking the phone back. he says he wants a new one with a new number. so ez can never contact him again. and i quote 'i would rather jump into oncoming traffic than suffer through one more degenerate copypasta'
[K'Sante:] I think I'm going to vouch for aphelios here. His idea of a new phone and number sounds good to me.
[mcreader:] wait. his hands are moving really fast. i think he's just screaming at this point ??? i probably shouldn't translate most of it. point is he wants his phone to stay in the garbage
[Sett:] Dang. I just bought us matching phone cases too. Guess I can return them. No biggie. 😔
[mcreader:] nevermind. phel took the phone back. we're good. 👍
[Ezreal:] 😵 wowie you guys awe nyo f-fun but thats okay cause iww be wosta f-fun t-tonyight when 🥴👉👌 *snuggles close* im undew nyeath the bwankie with you 🥵👅💦
[Yone:] Unfortunately for you Kayn, at this rate, everyone in this group will need a therapist. I don't think we'll be able to afford it.
[Kayn:]
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victimsofyaoipoll · 10 months
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Round 1
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Misa Amane
she gets treated in-canon the way fandoms treat female characters that Threaten an m/m ship. it's like, "oh why don't you go sit in the corner and be pretty, misa, while the Men have intelligent conversation and pretend they aren't ten seconds from fucking each other, doesn't that sound nice?" it's infuriating. and MAYBE it's better now but i remember her getting treated the same way in fanfiction too, like we all need to do just as badly by our female secondary characters as fucking tsugumi ohba, but with the added insult of making her be alternately oblivious of the relationship between light and L or actively trying to sabotage it—incompetently, of course, because god forbid misa be allowed dignity or moments of cleverness.
she's one of the first characters I think of when I consider old school fandom misogyny. The annoying bitch and clingy crazy gf allegations were AFTER HER ASS. She's also a lot more intelligent than people gave her credit for, but most seem inclined to take the Very Biased word of our unreliable, narcissistic narrator and his homoerotic arch nemesis and claim that just because she's bubbly and into romance that she's also a complete moron. Which is blatantly untrue. Everyone was afraid of Misa girlbossing too hard. Killing people and devoting yourself to the deranged twink of your dreams even though you know he'll never love you back??? Having a hardcore goth aesthetic and being so Hot even literal Death Gods are into you?? God forbid women do ANYTHING!
Not only is she the victim of yaoi culture, she is the victim of early 2000s misogyny by an author that wanted to introduce a girl character because he knew his male rivals were getting too homoerotic. She is a goth bimbo icon who portrays what I think is one of the few callouts for stan culture and what parasocial relationships can do to both the stan and the idol. The fact that she is a toxic fan of Kira and also hot, funny, sociable is tragic in its own way, which I think the author did try to touch on but was too misogynistic too really get through. Of course, she was reduced to villain status by the fandom and anime alike because she got in the way of the supposed romance in their psychological horror anime.
Téa Gardener/Anzu Mazaki
She's friends with Yugi, the main protagonist, who is usually either shipped with his other self (Yami Yugi), or Yugi/Yami will be shipped with the main antagonist (Seto Kaiba). She tends to get demonised a LOT. I have read SO many stories where she is turned into this evil, scheming harpy of a woman who will get in the way of Twu Wuv. 
the fandom does her so dirty bc she's in the way of at least 3 different yaoi ships she's so amazing and underrated tho she's such a great character
Was portrayed as a bitch very often in fandom! Is very not a bitch in canon! Supportive, occasionally snarky, occasional damsel in distress, good card player in her own right (this is important in universe, trust me), and very very loyal! 
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xxsycamore · 2 months
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Mooooo ily, I am going to spam you! Congrats on the followers, I am happy that events like these give you such a mood booster. Theyre always sweet and I wuv them (and so do many others!!)
If you feel it, how about 😘 with Gilbert?
THANK YOU! 🥺 They do, yes. and if I get to boost someone's mood in the process too? win win. Hey can you believe this is the first gilbert for this event
cw: food
[😘] 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝙶𝚒𝚕𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔...
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GILBERT:
People say not to mess with a beast having its meal... that's why you're considerate enough to wait until Gilbert's moved on to dessert.
You've been dying to toy with him, in the most loving and affectionate way possible, of course, by giving him a taste of his own medicine and launching a kiss attack all over his features. Problem is, Gilbert is just so hard to be caught with his guard down. You tried it while he was on the brink of sleep; in the bath; in the middle of a reading session.
It's when you watch him stuff his cheeks full of food that the mist of endearment briefly dissipates so you can see through it and spot an opening. And there's no need for an ambush even - you don't sneak behind him, you don't grasp his shoulders in a flash. He's not going anywhere.
Already tasting sweet victory on the smooth skin of Gilbert's cheek, with a bit of smudged vanilla cream thrown in the mix, you litter audible smooches on him - on both sides of his face, just underneath his jaw, on the bridge of his hose, on his temples... full-well knowing that Gilbert won't stop what he's doing just to turn the tables on you.
Or will he?
The pasty is lowered down to his plate as his ruby eyes bore into yours, but smiling. He lacks the deadly irritation of a big cat interrupted while devouring its prey... in fact, you've only seen him like that when a servant involuntarily disrupts your private time.
Without realizing it, you've paused - frozen as Gilbert stares at you.
"What is it? Aren't you going to feed me more of your sweet kisses? You should've said something instead of being jealous of my dessert like that... for you know that only you can truly sate my hunger, little bunny. I won't stop you, so please go ahead and have your fill."
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∎ Steal My Heart!! - xxsycamore’s 1500 followers celebration event | 💌 event masterlist
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watatsumiis · 1 year
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General!!! I've been binge reading all your works and they're all so good I'm having so much fun I'm crying ajsjdjd😭can I make request of how they react when they walk in on you changing?? Like I was hoping you can write this one for Cyno and Tighnari and add your fave too but if no it's completely fine!! Dkdkdk take good care of urself wuv u muah
Omg I'm really glad you've enjoyed them so much !!!! You take care of yourself too !! squishes you (affectionate)
Thanks so much for the request, I sure can do that!
Content: Gender neutral reader (referred to as 'you'), pre-established platonic relationship (I hope that's alright, nonnie, since you didn't specify otherwise!).
Characters: Cyno, Tighnari, Ayato, Zhongli (You said I can add my fave but I love them both so much qwq I hope you don't mind)
Cyno is probably super weird about it. Like, painfully awkward. He'll just stand there for a solid few seconds, staring at you in this state of undress with really wide eyes as he just PANICS. You'd think the General Mahamatra would have better instincts than this, really, but he just makes it awkward for everyone involved. He may try to make some kind of clothing or nudity related joke to try and lighten the mood but it most certainly doesn't work. He's less embarrassed and more just... awkward about it. It takes him far too long to just turn around and leave.
Tighnari walks in and may just continue talking at you for a few moments before he's processed what's going on. Depending on your reaction, he may just continue to linger or apologise and immediately walk out, leaving you be until you decide to come back out of your own volition. He won't bring it up or anything, he's generally pretty on the ball with awkward situations like this. Though sometimes he'll just stand outside the room and continue talking to you (especially if he was in the middle of saying something).
Ayato is a gentleman, he's quick to apologise, do a 180 out of there, and never bring it up again - though he may hang around outside, if you take too long he'll ask if you need a hand - at first it seems flirty and cheeky, but in reality he's just a sheltered, privileged rich boy - he has attendants to help him dress every morning and is more than happy to call one of them to come help you. He may even make a comment on your clothing, querying about the brand or if you need something replaced. It really makes you wonder how someone can be so entirely clueless.
Zhongli is completely and utterly clueless - even after all of this time living among mortals, there are certain things that he forgets about on occasion, and the fact that mortals dislike being seen in a state of undress seems to be one of them. He'll just stand there in the doorway, looking at you as he talks away. It takes you yelling at him or physically pushing him out of the room to make him go away.
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sweetlittlenamjoon · 1 year
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✨how stray kids would react to finding out about your regression✨
SFW interaction only please!!!
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Chan 🐺🎧
finds out by accident
he’s just checking in on everyone and when he knocks on your door he gets no response
he gets worried and decides to just peek his head in
you’re sleeping with your paci hanging loosely out of you mouth
he thinks it’s really cute and doesn’t really question it much
he asks about it later in private
he immediately does so much research
wants to be your cg right away
dad cg vibes
likes to carry you around
just everywhere
he just goes about his day with you on his hip
“big hugs? big hugs.”
calls you baby girl/boy or kiddo
does voices for your stuffies :)
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Lee Know  🐰🐱
finds out by walking in on you with a paci
just goes 😳, apologizes, and leaves
you explain later and he’s like “oh thank god I thought I walked in on something private”
he’s totally fine with it and even hangs out with you sometimes
its takes him and minute to get comfy actually taking care of you when regressed
makes you snacks
“eat up so you have lots of energy later!”
likes to have you in his lap so he can pet your head
picks the ugliest outfits for you he can bc he thinks its funny
plays pretend but he has to be the queen
or the bad guy
“oh noooo. i’ve been defeated.” *flop*
super protective???
if any of the other boys are playing too rough he’ll just scoop you up and threaten them with tissue mouth
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Changbin  🐷🐰
why do i feel like binnie would just sixth sense that you’re a regressor
like you tell him about and he’s like “oh, was i not supposed to know?”
supportive big bro/cool older cousin vibes
he loves to pick you up and just hold you
bench press the baby
does that airplane thing where they pick you up with their feet
does his cutesy voice when talking to you
“who’s binnie’s little angel?”
lets you do his hair and makeup
drags whoever he can to co-care
mostly so you can both annoy whoever’s closest
talent shows!!!
he WILL tickle you
no escape
lots of stimmy dances and noises back and forth
adventures to the park
he will underdog you on the swings he don’t care about the rules 😎
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Hyunjin  🦙🌲
finds out bc you come to cuddle him one night while regressed
you’re all babbly and squirmy and he’s like “well maybe they’re just sleepy???”
but you just smile up at him and go “hyunjinnie, I wuv you.”
and he just gives you a big hug and goes “I’m not sure what's goin’ on but love you too.”
in the morning you apologize and explain everything
he’s honestly a little confused but he’s trying his best
real awkward but he’s like that with actual kids so
he warms up quick tho
just says random noises
vocal stimmies back and forth
colouring!!!
draws you little pictures to colour in
cuts up fruit for you :)
definitely a co-care kinda guy
usually with felix or changbin
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Han  🐹🍓
finds out bc chan convinced you he’d really love to help out
as expected he’s so excited
“so i can just baby you and carry you around and play pretend and it wont be weird?!”
big bro/babysitter cg
you will be watching animal documentaries sorry
he says its bc theyre educational
loves when you’re extra small so he can peekaboo with you
does silly voices when reading to you
chase!
lee know has to remind him to not get too into it or somebody will get hurt lol
really helpful with impure regression
breathing techniques
“wanna put on a silly cat video for a distraction, sweetheart?”
makes sure your toys get snacks too
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Felix  🐣☀️
finds out bc you confide in him early on
he’s the first person you actually tell about your regression
super duper supportive
for a while you sneak into his room whenever you feel yourself start to regress
you watch anime on his phone and cuddle
he keeps a paci in his bedside table and an extra stuffie on his bed for you
once you’ve told everyone else he’s so proud
bakes for you all the time
you get to measure the chocolate chips and lick the spoon >:)
bath time!
he lights candles and gives you lots of bubbles
comfy naps and snuggles
pillow forts!
no hyungs allowed!!!
ok i guess lee know can come in he has snacks
does his high pitched voice bc it makes you laugh :)
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Seungmin  🐶🐾
finds out bc you involuntarily regress in front of him and try very hard to explain while baby brained
very confused bc you’re mumbling a lot
he just gets ‘i’m a babey sometime an is ok because i copin’
good enough of a reason as any
so he just asks what you want him to do and follows along
vibin
he gets a better explanation later
still vibin
likes to chill best when you’re toddler-middle regressed
he doesn’t know what to do with nonverbal cues lol
thank god for AAC
would do pretty much anything for you
the others pick on him for being so nice to you when regressed when he’s usually such a brat
calls you the maknae
I.N. complains but he doesn’t mind when you’re little
he WILL just tackle you out of nowhere tho
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I.N. 🦊🌸
finds out by accident
finds a rattle and some other toys while tidying your room
brings your rattle out to you in the living room and is like “do you have a niece or nephew???”
you get flustered but decide to just tell him the truth
and he just goes “oh ok!” and goes back to cleaning
doesn’t help out much at first
helps with getting you snacks and blankets
sits next to you while doing his own thing
but one day he just pulls you into his lap and continues his game
once he warms up he loves to bug the other members with you
rascals, the lot of you
pretty much never uses his baby voice unless you do something REALLY cute
loves to brush you hair
forehead kisses like “mwah!”
puts you in his big shoes
he takes so many pics
and shows every member
chill with you braggy with all the boys
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txtistheloml · 6 months
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Tbh I haven’t requested anything on tumbler for a while so I hope this is right EL OH EL. anyway I love your writing 🫵 and I wanted to see if you could write how the txt members would act if they figured out their s/o was in college for teaching English as a second language in schools. Kinda like how it’s a requirement in certain schools to learn a second language? It’s what I’m working on and I think it’s so cool!! Thank you pookie 🫶
ahhhh thank u :(( im so glad there are people who thinks my writing isnt shit hehe (sorry i took so long to answer this ask!!! i wuv u)
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you teach english? - ot5
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genre! fluff
pairing! ot5 x gn!reader (seperate)
warnings! petnames (baby), my broken attempt at humor n ofc cutesy hehe
a/n! kinda shit quality TT im not so good at these type of things but i tried my best!!! :< (i dont actually know how it works so i made some bs up 💀)
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choi yeonjun
i'd say he'd be so proud hehe
espc if you've mentioned to him that you wanted to teach before
he's pretty fluent in english himself so i see him being like "ooh, do you need help baby? i can help!" when you're reviewing the teaching materials the night before
starts spewing nonsense slangs to you tryna be all goofy LOL
"yo wsp, im the rizz king, skrrt!" these typa things :< (im high)
choi soobin
omg really?! typa vibes from him
yk that face he makes when he goes "wah..."
thats his face to you when you tell him you're teaching english
"teach me too..."
he'd try n learn together with you when you're preparing for the next class
gets free lessons out of you hehhehe (boyfie privileges :3)
choi beomgyu
"no way how'd you get picked..."
goofing around saying how would you get picked when ur english is shit (ofc he doesnt mean it <3)
jokes aside he'd be so proud like
"my baby teaches english!!!"
stuck to your side 25/8 when you're reading up materials
stays up with you till the demon hour when you stay up late to prepare lessons :>
kang taehyun
curious baby...
his english is just so cute n he'd be like "how do you read this word y/n... touchie!"
another one that wants you to teach him :>
while you read a set of materials he's reading another set LOL
i get the feeling he's the type to ask for tea on the students :3
gossiping with him is the best i believe...
helps you with making your sildes to the best extent he can :(
huening kai
another fluent english speaking hawaiian mf
let him rest his head on your shoulder from behind while you're working pls
helps you with some parts that you struggle with hehe
makes you simulate how you teach to him LOL
standing ovation for you when you finish 'teaching' him
he'd just be so sweet n supportive tbh (all the other members too!!)
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taglist! @huckleberrykai (send an ask if u want to join n pls specify sfw or nsfw !!)
pls give feedback :( i want to know what areas i can improve in!!! this applies to all my other works too okie
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bellaireland1981 · 1 year
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Starting Over | 4
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Summary: You come home to work to find your husband of three years in bed with your supposed best friend. It’s the wake up call you finally needed to take your two year old daughter and get the hell out of Texas. With nowhere to go you head to your big brother in San Diego. The sagger squad takes you under their wings, and shows you what having a family means. You get a fresh start… will you find your happily ever after?
Characters: Jake “hangman” Seresin x Sister! Reader, Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw x Seresin! Reader (Eventually), Hangman x Phoenix (eventually) , Adorable OC Gracie!   The Dagger squad
Word Count: 6129
Warnings: Angst, cheating husband, emotional abuse, eventual fluff, smut in later chapters, Sweet uncle Jake, Adorable Rooster with a toddler… if I miss any please let me know.
A/N: I don’t own the characters or storyline for Top Gun Maverick. All OC’s are mine. I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION FOR ANYONE TO COPY OR REPOST MY WORK TO ANY OTHER PLATFORM! DON’T STEAL! Reblogs, likes and comments ALWAYS welcomed. THANK YOU @waywardodysseys​ and  @beyondthesefourwalls​ as always for reading over my work and helping me flush out ideas!!
Taglist is open! If I missed anyone who asked to be tagged, please fill out this GOOGLE FORM  to be added. It’s getting to hard to keep track of asks. 
CH 1  CH 2  CH 3
The next morning everyone descended on the house to head over to the zoo together.  Gracie had already finished her breakfast and was playing with her toys while you packed her diaper bag with an extra set clothes, diapers…you really needed to tackle potty training, snacks, and her sippy cups.
“Are we ready for a day with animals?” Jake asked excitedly, coming into the living room. “Princess G! It’s zoo time!”
“Aminals! Unco Jakey we go bye bye!” Gracie cheered, running as fast as her little legs would take her over to Jake. He picked her up, tossing her in the air to make her laugh before holding securely in his arms.
“Ready to go, Tulip?” he asked you, “Everyone is outside.”
“Yup!” You replied, “I think I’ve got everything…. Wait! Sunscreen!” You ran back to the bathroom and grabbed the bottle of sunscreen before retracing your steps to the living room.  “Ready!”
Jake laughed, shaking his head and heading out the door with your daughter. Once outside, Gracie saw Bradley next to his Bronco, she got even more excited, once more squirming in Jake’s arms trying to get to him.
“Woosta!!” She yelled, “Unco Jakey, down!”  To keep from her squirming out of his arms, he set the toddler down and watched as she ran to Bradley.
“Hey Princess!” Bradley said, shooting a smug smirk to Jake. “Ready for the zoo?”
“Yes!” She replied, “You come too?”
“Yup!” He replied, “Let’s get you into your seat so we can get going, ok?”
“You know, Chicken, I’m really starting to think you’re trying to steal my Princess G from me.” Jake complained, scowling at Bradley.
“I can’t help it that she likes me more, Hangman.” Bradley threw back, teasing his friend. “She’s got taste!”
“Relax, Hangman,” Phoenix said, walking over, “He’s just a shiny new toy. The newness will wear off, then she’ll be her uncle's little princess again.”
“Or…”You said, coming down the front stairs after locking the house, “Gracie has room in her heart for BOTH of you goofballs.”
“I suppose.” Jake said, playfully, “But you love Uncle Jakey more, right Princess G?”
“I wuv you, Unco Jakey!” Gracie replied sweetly, then turned to Bradley and grabbed his face with her little hands. “I wuv you too Woosta!”
“I love you too, Princess.” Bradley replied, smiling widely and kissing Gracie’s cheek.
Your heart absolutely melted the sight.  You could feel tears prickling behind your eyes, emotions overwhelming you. You wanted your little girl to have a dad who loved her and wanted her. Your heart broke that her actual dad was sickeningly closer to your own dad. You were thankful she had her Uncle, and now his friends too.
Jake, seeing your reaction, gave your shoulder a squeeze, dropping a kiss on your head.
“Ok, let’s get going!” Coyote said, “We’ve got a zoo to tackle!”
Bradley put Gracie in her carseat in Jake’s truck.
“Woosta!” Gracie called, “You sit wif me!”
“Guess you’re a backseater today, Rooster.” Jake teased him.
“I will happily ride with you, Princess!” Bradley said, climbing in next to her in the truck. You smiled at him, handing him her diaper bag to keep in the back. He winked at you, before directing his attention fully to your daughter.
“Alright, let’s get this show on the road!” Jake called to everyone still outside of vehicles. You climbed into the front of Jake’s truck and got settled in. Phoenix jumped into the seat on the other side of Gracie, while Jake got into the driver’s seat.
“Buckle up” he reminded, although everyone was already in the process. “Looks like I’ve got 3 backseaters and a co-pilot today.”
“Wow, Bubs” You laughed, “That was pretty bad.”
“Yeah it was.” Phoenix agreed, “If anything you have a co-pilot and you’re flying a commercial plane with passengers.”
“Or a co-pilot and crew.” Bradley threw in. “Apparently Hangman is a plane snob and everything has to be a fighter jet.”
“Note to self…never ride with naval aviators.” You said, rolling your eyes. “Maybe I’ll just ride with Bob and Fanboy next time.”
“Critics.” Jake said, “All of you are critics. Princess G is the only one that loves me.”
“But she apparently loves Rooster more.” Phoenix teased, smiling at Gracie.
“Ouch.” Jake pouted, “Phoenix, that hurts.”
After getting to the zoo, you applied sunscreen to Gracie while Jake go the stroller from the back of the truck and got it set up. Phoenix placed the diaper bag in the basket under the stroller for you, while you buckled Gracie into her seat. You pulled the shade down so the sun wouldn’t beat on her head and be in her eyes. You made a mental note to look to see if they had any toddler hats or sunglasses your next Target trip. Living in California, that would be a necessity for outdoor outings.
“Ok! We’re set!” You said, moving around to push the stroller.
You all made your way to the entrance of the zoo before stopping in front of the Welcome sign.
“Group picture!” Coyote said, “We can send it to Maverick. Maybe he’ll frame it and put it on his desk.”
“Hand me a phone,I’ll take it” You offered, “Team Dagger coming right up!”
Coyote pulled his phone out, handing it to you. The squad all got in front of the welcome sign and you snapped several pictures, both nice and goofy, before you handed the phone back to him.
“Family picture!” Jake said, motioning you over with Gracie in the stroller for a picture.  “Need a picture with my girls.”
“I’ll take it.” Bradley offered, using his own phone to snap some pictures. “I’ll text them to you.”
Once pictures were done, you actually made your way into the zoo.
The whole group stayed together for the morning, walking between exhibits and habitats. You found yourself laughing more than you had in probably years. The group was a lot of fun and definitely close. Gracie alternated between being in her stroller and being carried by various people in the group. She loved being with her Uncle Jake, who carried her on his shoulders. Bradley took several turns holding her, both on his shoulders and carrying her on his hip with one arm around her.
By lunch time, she was content to be in her stroller, in the shade,  munching on some french fries and chicken nuggets from the cafe at the zoo.
You sat next to her at the picnic table eating your own lunch, the rest of the squad spread out between 2 tables.
“This was a great idea.” Phoenix said, taking a bite of her sandwich. “I can’t tell you the last time I was at a zoo.”
“It was.” You replied, “I haven’t been able to do much like this with Gracie. It’s so fun to watch her reactions to animals.”
“Wait until we take her to Disneyland!” Jake exclaimed, “Do you want to go see all the princesses and Mickey Mouse, Princess G?”
“Pwincess!” She agreed, happily. “Mickey too!”
“Isn’t she too little for that still?” You asked, “She’s only 2!”
“Ok, we’ll just take her for her birthday!” Jake reasoned, “Or….we take her now and for her birthday.”
“You’re insane, Jakey.” You laughed, “Disney is too expensive for multiple trips.”
“It’s not bad if you get the memberships.” Bradley said, handing Gracie a piece of his cookie.
“I saw that” You smirked at him, “Y’all are seriously goin’ to spoil my daughter.”
“Yeah, Rooster, stop spoiling my niece.” Jake said, handing her a piece of his own cookie as well.
“You’re laughing now, but she’s all yours when she turns into a gremlin with all the sugar.” You said, “Don’t think you’re leaving me with a sugared up toddler.”
“Princess G is not a Gremlin, Tulip.” Jake said, feigning outrage, “She’s a sweet, cuddly, Princess. Just so happens she is also my favorite niece.”
“She’s your ONLY niece, Bubs.” You laughed, rolling your eyes. “And if she gets all sugared up and refuses to nap, she’ll be your only Gremlin niece.”
“She’s got you there, Hangman.” Coyote laughed, “It’ll be alright, tho. Between all of us, we can run her energy off. I vote we let the baby have all the sugar today!”
“Spoken from someone who’s clearly not spent time around small children.” Phoenix pointed out, “We have to wait to sugar her up until AFTER her nap.”
“Not helping, Nat.” You said, shaking your head.
“Yeah, Phoenix” Bradley said, shaking his head at her, “Not helping here.”
“You gave her the first piece of cookie!” You exclaimed, laughing. “Bob! Aren’t you supposed to be wrangling the overgrown kids?”
“My bad.” He said, looking innocent. “Stop corrupting Gracie y’all! Wait until she’s older!”
“BOB!” You laughed, “I think I’m going to need to call in the big gun here. Maverick is clearly the one that keeps you all contained.”
“Actually,” Phoenix said, “Penny would probably be the better option for that.”
“Noted.” You replied, reaching around to grab the wipes from the diaper bag. You wiped Gracie’s hands that had become very sticky, and her face from the cookie crumbs.  
“Will she nap in her stroller if we walk her around?” Bradley asked, as he finished his own meal.
“Yeah, she’s pretty good about knocking out when she’s tired.” You replied, “I’ll just lay her seat back and put the shade fully down to block the sun.”
“What’s the plan for the afternoon then?” Payback asked, from the next table, “What does everyone want to see?”
“I want to check out the reptiles, snakes, and insects.” Bob said, “That exhibit looked pretty cool.”
“I can check out some reptiles.” Payback replied. Fanboy agreed with Bob and Payback.
“I’m out.” Bradley said, “Not all about the snakes and insects.”
“Same.” You replied, “Enough of the snakes and bugs in Texas, no thanks.”
“What about The Lost Forest?” Jake suggested, “It’s got the birds, the monkeys, and such. Then we can hit the bigger animals in Africa and The Outback before leaving later.”
“I like that plan.” You said, “I want to see the Sloths for sure. They’re my absolute favorite.”
“OK, how about we split up then and we can all meet back up in a bit?” Bradley suggested, “Birds and forest animals sound good to me!”
“Me too,” Said Phoenix. “I do not do snakes.”
“Alright, let’s go see some more animals then.” Jake said, “We’ll text you guys when we’re heading back to another area.”
“Sounds good.” Payback said, “Let’s go see some reptiles!”
Your smaller group headed toward the Lost Forest section of the zoo. Gracie made it through the monkeys and gorilla habitat then knocked out in her stroller. You made sure the sunshade was blocking the majority of the sun from her but still allowed the slight breeze through to keep her cool.
Jake pulled Phoenix to a display set up as a photo op, making her take a picture with her face through a cutout of animals. You laughed, pulling your phone out to snap a picture.
“Jake put your face through too!” You said, holding your phone up. He happily ducked behind the display with Phoenix to pop his face into a cutout. You laughed, holding up your phone again to snap another picture.
“Here, leave Gracie with me. Go get a picture with Jake.” Bradley said.
“Ok.” You replied smiling, “Then you’re the next victim.”
He laughed, shooing you over to the display.  
Jake and you posed for a picture before you told Jake and Nat to stay put and went back to send Bradley over.
“Your turn, Hot Shot.” You said, nodding to the display.
He walked over joining the others for a picture. Once you snapped a few, they joined you again.
“OK, I need something cold to drink. I’m going to go find something, does anyone else want anything?” Phoenix asked.
“I’ll come with you, I could use a drink too.” Jake said.
“I’m good. I want ice cream!” You said. You’d seen several people with ice cream cones and it made you really want one.
“Ice cream does sound fantastic.” Bradley agreed. “I’ll tag along with you. We can meet up at the start of The Outback and text the others.”
“Alright. You’ve got precious cargo with you, Rooster.” Jake said, “Take care of my girls.”
“I’ll guard them with my life.” He promised, winking at you as he said it.
“Phoenix, can you please babysit my brother for a bit?” You asked, playfully, “He requires intense adult supervision.”
“I’ll do my best.” She laughed, “But I make zero promises that I won’t duct tape his mouth closed.”
“You can’t blame her there” Bradley shrugged.
You walked over to Jake and hugged him, whispering “Just be you Jakey. Let her in.”  He hugged you back, before pulling away and flashing you a sweet smile, following Phoenix after their drinks.
“Let’s go find some ice cream,” You said, “There’s gotta be a cart or shop around here somewhere. I’ve seen a million people with ice cream.”
The two of you headed down the path in the direction you’d been heading before the pictures.
“What did you tell Jake to put the goofy smile on his face?” Bradley asked.
“Just reminded him to be Jake and not Hangman.” You shrugged, “He really does like Nat. Beyond just  liking and respecting her as a coworker and fellow aviator. He really likes her. Sometimes my brother gets in his own head and he doubts that anyone could actually like him so he puts on a act to protect himself.”
“I would say that Phoenix likes Jake too.” Bradley said, “Also more than just a friend or coworker. She will fight it though. She’s had to build a solid wall to keep herself protected, being one of the few female Top Gun pilots.”
“They’re a match made in Heaven.” You smiled, glancing at Bradley. “You know, he really respects the hell out of all of you. He might not show it often…or maybe not at all… but Jake cares a hell of a lot about you all and what you think about him.”
“Honestly, before the Uranium Mission, I thought Jake was an arrogant asshole that cared more about himself than anyone else.” Bradley admitted, “But after spending time training with him and then when he literally saved my life… he finally started to show us there was more to him. Part of it was us finally being open to seeing another side of him too. We all care about him too, Y/N. We’ve built our own family.”
“It’s really good to see my brother happy.” You said, “Now my goal is to show him he deserves to happy and loved.”
“What about you, Sweetheart?” Bradley said, “Don’t you think you deserve that too? I know Jake wants that for you. The rest of us see that you deserve the world too.”
“I’m working on it.” You admit, quietly, “I know I don’t deserve anything that I’ve been dealt from Trent.”
“I know Jake’s a little worried he’ll show up.” Bradley said, “I saw let him try. He’ll quickly learn that we don’t let insecure pencil dick asswipes mess with anyone in our family.”
You laughed at the colorful description of your soon to be ex husband.
“I’m serious.” He said, “I can’t wrap my head around how anyone could have you and Gracie and not consider themselves to be the luckiest person in the world. It proves that he’s too stupid to breath the same air if he can’t see how special the two of you are.”
“Thank you, Bradley.” You replied softly, “You’re really sweet.”
“Just callin’ it like I see it.” He said, redness creeping up over his neck and face.
“I think we’ve found the ice cream.” You said, pointing at a small building to the left.
After getting ice cream cones, and losing the battle over paying for them to Bradley, you made your way to a bench in the shade so you could sit and eat them while Gracie continued her nap.
“This is exactly what I needed.” you said, happily eating your ice cream.
“It was a great idea.” Bradley agreed, eating his own cold treat. “Think Gracie will want some when she wakes up?”
“Gracie never turns down ice cream.” You laughed, “She’s one hundred percent her momma’s lil’ girl.”
“She’s definitely as pretty as her momma.” Bradley said smoothly. He knew you were technically still married but he couldn’t help the way you and Gracie were pulling him in. Knowing there was zero chance you’d be working things out with the douchebag, alleviated any guilt for flirting with a married woman.
“You’re a natural flirt, aren’t you, Bradley?” You asked, smiling. Regardless if he was seriously meaning to flirt with you or not, it felt good. He was a really good man, you knew that from the few days you’d known him. It felt like you’d known him longer. He was the type of man you wished you’d fallen for instead of buying into whatever Trent had tried to sell you. He was the type of man you wished your daughter had for a father. Maybe once all the dust settled after the divorce and you were ready, you could find a man like Bradley.
“Possibly, but it doesn’t negate the fact that it’s also true.” He shrugged, smiling. “You’re beautiful and Gracie looks like a mini version of you.”
“Thank you, Bradley.” You replied, ducking your head to hide the heat creeping over your face.
He made a mental note to give you more compliments so you’d hopefully start to see what he saw when he looked at you. He also made a note to talk to Phoenix to get her opinion on how Jake would react to him pursuing you once your divorce was final.
“Mommy, I firsty.” Gracie said groggily. You stood up from the bench to get her cup from her diaper bag and gave it to her.
“Hi, Baby Girl.” You said, “Did you have a nice nap?” She nodded, sipping her cup.
“Me have some?” she asked, eyeing your ice cream cone. You laughed, crouching down to offer some of the treat to your daughter.
“Told you she was my girl.” You said, smiling up at Bradley, still sitting on the bench.
“Woosta ice cweam too?” she asked, sitting up and turning to see Bradley.
“You want to share mine too, Princess?” He asked, “It’s way better than Mommy’s!”
“Hey!” You exclaimed, laughing. “Cookies and Cream is the best ice cream, thank you very much.”
“Not as good as cookie dough.” He insisted, scooting closer to the stroller and leaning over, elbows on his knees, to offer a bite of his ice cream to Gracie.
She happily sampled the ice cream he offered, a little getting on her nose. He laughed before wiping it away with his finger.
“See, isn’t that better than Mommy’s ice cream?” he asked the toddler.
“Yes!” She agreed, although you were sure she was just agreeing with whatever Bradley said, not caring what she was agreeing to.
“Traitor.” You pouted, playfully. “Guess that just means I get to enjoy this ice cream all by myself.”
“I’ll share with you, Tulip.” Jake said, coming up behind you and nabbing your cone to lick some of the ice cream.
“What the hell, Jakey!?” You glared, “Unhand my ice cream. You can get your own.”
“That actually is really good.” He said, handing you back your cone. “I think I will go grab one. Phoenix, you want some ice cream?”
“That does sound pretty good.” She agreed, “I’ll come with you.”
“Looks like they’re getting along pretty well.” You observed as they headed across to the ice cream shop.
“It does.” Bradley agreed, watching the pair. “Looks like we’re on to something here.”
“Ice cweam, Woosta” Gracie said. “Pwease.”
“Good manners, Gracie Girl!” You praised, smiling at your daughter.
“Here you go, Princess.” Bradley said, tipping the cone towards her again.
“How are y’all gonna get ice cream without us?” Coyote asked, coming over. Bob, Fanboy and Payback joining too.
“Jake and Phoenix are across getting some now, y’all can get some and then we can finish up the rest of the habitats.” Bradley suggested.
Once everyone had their fill of ice cream, you all headed to The Outback and Africa habitats. Gracie was most excited about the kangaroos and then the Elephants and Giraffes. Jake pulled her out of the stroller, setting her on his shoulders so she could see the animals better. You tried to capture as much of the experience as possible in pictures and videos. You planned to print out the pictures and add them to her photobook. Thankfully, even in your haste to get out of the house, you’d managed to grab her other baby books so you’d have those for her when she got older.
“Alright, as fun as this day was,” Payback said, “But, I am starving and surprisingly beat.”
“You literally fly fighter jets, pulling G’s for a living..” You teased, “And the ZOO tired you out?”
“OH! She’s got you there, man.” Coyote laughed.
“Weak.” Phoenix teased, “I am starving though. The ice cream was great, but I need real food.”
“I could eat.” Bob agreed.
Later that evening after Gracie is in bed, you’re sitting on the couch with Jake, only half way paying attention to the movie on TV. You open your email app on your phone seeing your lawyer sent something to you.
Opening it up you see it’s a notification that she’s gone ahead to file the request for legal separation and that she’s had it served to Trent. She also said she’s filed the petition for an order of protection.
“Everything ok, Tulip?” Jake asked gently, “All of the color just drained from your face.”
“Yeah.” You replied quietly, “Just an email from my lawyer… she’s filed separation papers and a petition for an  order of protection.”
“That’s good though, right?” He asked, “It’s the first step to your freedom.”
“It’s good.” You said, looking at him, “I promise it’s good. I’m just…scared. What if he really does come here? What if he makes it impossible to be free from him? It’s been nice to ignore it all for a few days, but I can’t hide anymore. I have to face this…but I’m scared.”
“You’re not alone, Tulip.” Jake reassured, scooting over to you and pulling you close, “He’ll have to come through me…and the rest of the squad. We won’t let anything happen to you or Gracie.”
“What if Gracie asks about her dad, Jake?” You asked, “Am I doing the right thing trying to cut him from her life?”
“You are absolutely doing the right thing, Sweetheart.” He promised, “He hasn’t asked about her once in all of the messages he’s sent. He admitted to not wanting her. He doesn’t deserve her. And if Gracie asks…which, honestly, she hasn’t yet and she’s so young… I think you have time to figure out what to say to her if she asks.”
“I just want to protect her from everything…. But I don’t want to deprive her either.” You sighed.
“She isn’t missing anything by not having that piece of shit in her life.” Jake said, “She’ll have all the uncles and an aunt she can handle and… someday maybe she’ll get the dad she deserves…and her mom will get the love SHE deserves.”
“I love you, Jakey.” You said, sinking into your brother’s embrace. “Thank you.”
“Love you too, Tulip.” He replied, dropping a kiss on your head, “Just have some faith. You’ll see…it’ll work out.”
***
Over the next couple of weeks, you fell into a routine of sorts. During the day while Jake was at work, you would clean up the house and throw dinners into the slow cooker or just prep if it was a non slow cooker meal in the mornings. Gracie, content to play or color while you got stuff done. During her naps you would sit out on the back patio reading, enjoying the warm weather, or on your laptop looking into childcare options so you could accept the position with Penny.
You had just gotten Gracie down for a nap one day when you got a phone call from your lawyer.
“Hi, Y/N.” She said, once you’d answered the phone. “I just wanted to give you an update on how things were going.”
“Hello.” You said, “Hoping it’s good news?”
“As expected, he has his feathers ruffled. He retained a lawyer and has already contested both the divorce and objected to the order of protection.” she said, “He’s counter suing for custody of Gracie, saying you relocated out of state without consent.”
“He doesn’t even WANT her!” You exclaimed, feeling your heart rate increase, “He can’t take my baby. Please don’t let him take her!”
“Y/N, it’s ok, honey” She said, her voice calm and soothing. “I fully expected this. He will not get custody of that sweet little girl. You have a hearing for the order of protection Monday at 9:30. Once that is in place, and it will be, we move forward with the divorce, requesting it be expedited as well as full custody of Gracie. Ideally, it would be great if we can get him to terminate parental rights… and we might be able to get that in return for no child support if you’d be willing to do that.”
“Absolutely” You said, “I literally want nothing from him other than my freedom and my daughter.”
“Ok.” She said, “I will keep in touch. Please continue to forward any texts or phone calls from him to me. I imagine his lawyer will instruct him that all communication is to go through legal, but he hasn’t shown he’s capable of following directions thus far.”
“Thank you, so much.” You said, “For everything.”
“It’s my pleasure Y/N” She replied, “I’ll be in touch.”
After hanging up you sat on the couch, desperately trying to keep the anxiety flooding your system contained. You couldn’t fall apart. Gracie was depending on you. Despite your best efforts though, the tears started falling freely down your face. You sat on the couch, allowing the tears to fall…giving yourself a moment to let the feelings out.
There was a light knock at the door a while later.  Quickly wiping your eyes, you walked over to the door, checking through the window to see who was there before pulling it open.
“Bradley…” You said, “Shouldn’t you be in the air?”
“I’m on the ground today, instructing.” He said, “Jake is in the air though, but he forgot a manual he needs when he’s done.”
“Come on in.” You said, stepping back and letting him in. “I have no idea where he’d have put the manual but you’re welcome to look for it. Would you like a drink or something to eat?”
“I’m alright, Sweetheart.” He said, offering a smile, “Thank you. He said it should be on the nightstand next to his bed…. Y/N, is everything ok? Have you been crying?”
“I’m fine.” You said, plastering on a smile. “I was just watching a sad movie.”
“Sweetheart.” He said gently, walking over to you, “Wanna try that again? You’re a lousy liar, Y.N.”
“My lawyer just called.” You choked out, unable to keep the front up. A fresh round of tears spilled down your cheeks and a sob made its way out, despite your best efforts to hold it back.
“Oh, shit, Baby, come here.” He said, pulling you into his embrace. “It’s ok. I’ve got you. No matter what, you’re safe and Gracie is safe.”
He held you, letting you cry, gently rubbing your back with one hand, the other cradling your head. He didn’t say anything more for the moment, just giving you the time you needed to break down.
When the tears finally stopped and you were able to catch your breath, you pulled back.
“I’m sorry.” You whispered.
“Absolutely no apologies, Sweetheart.” He replied, “I’m glad I was here.”
“A crying hysterical female was probably not what you signed up for when you told Jake you’d get his manual.” You said, “And I soaked your uniform shirt.”
“Y/N,” He said, a soft genuine smile on his lips, “My shirt will dry. Never apologize for having feelings or showing them. You don’t have to be tough all the time.”
“I’m still learning that.” You admitted, “Jake and I kinda had to be tough growing up. I tried not to break down on him because he had enough on his plate and then in adulthood…well… I’m sure he’s filled you in.”
“He has.” He said, “But just because he’s worried and he needed someone to talk him down. What did your lawyer say?”
“Trent is contesting the divorce, and he’s counter suing for custody saying I took Gracie out of state without permission.” You said, “I don’t know how he can do both… I would think by counter suing he’s agreeing to a divorce. My lawyer told me she expected it but I’m still scared, Bradley. I can’t lose my daughter…and I can’t go back to Texas.”
“You won’t lose her, Sweetheart.” He said confidently, “If need be you have a whole bunch of people to testify on your behalf on how amazing of a mother you are. Judging from the voicemails and texts that Jake showed me though, no judge would see him as the better parent choice. And you won’t have to go back.”
“I have to go to court Monday morning too.” You said, “That’s when the hearing for the order of protection is.”
“I can talk to Mav and take off to stay with Gracie so Jake can be there for you in court.” He offered.
“Bradley, I can’t ask that of you.” You said.
“You’re not asking, Sweetheart.” He smiled, winking, “I’m offering. Plus, I get to spend time with a sweet Princess…so win for me!”
“Thank you.” You smiled back.
“What time does Gracie usually wake up from her nap?” Bradley asked.
“She should be waking up in the next half hour or so.” You replied.
“Alright, I’m going to have Phoenix cover my pilots for the first part of the afternoon.” Bradley said, “When Gracie wakes up, I’ll have you two follow me back to base and you can hang out with the squad until Jake is done for the day.”
“You really don’t have to do that, Bradley.” You said, “I don’t want to interfere with your job. We’ll be fine until Jake gets home.”
“I’d feel better knowing the two of you were on base, Y/N.” He relied, “Jake will be happy you’re there too.”
“You won’t get into trouble?” You asked, biting your bottom lip, an anxious habit you’d picked up over the years. “And your bosses won’t get mad?”
“I won’t get into trouble.” He promised, “If the admirals take issue with it, I’ll send them Mav’s way.”
“Ok, then.” You said, giving in, “But if you’re giving up your lunch hour to babysit me, you have to let me make  you lunch.No arguments.”
“Yes, Ma’am.” He said, laughing. “I’ll go grab the manual for Jake so I don’t forget it and then I’ll call Phoenix.”
“Ok, I’ll get your lunch going.” You said, “Anything sound good in particular?”
“Whatever is easiest. Please don’t go out of your way.” He said, “I usually grab a protein bar from the vending machine, so really, whatever you feed me is 100% better than that.”
“I’m going to start sending extra food with Jake for you.” You said, shaking your head, “You cannot fly when poorly fed.”
He chuckled, heading up to Jake’s room. While up there he called Phoenix and filled her in. She quickly agreed, saying she’d let Mav know.
With the manual in hand, he headed back downstairs. He set the manual down next to the door and heads into the kitchen.
“I reheated a plate of chicken, loaded potatoes and veggies I made last night.” You said, handing him the plate of heated food.
“Thank you, Sweetheart.” He smiled, accepting the plate. “Have you eaten?”
“I ate when I fed Gracie lunch.” You said, grabbing the pitcher of lemonade from the fridge and pouring a glass before setting it on the table in front of Bradley.
“This is amazing, Y/N.” He said after digging into the food.
“Better than the protein bar?” You teased, smiling at him.
“No contest, Sweetheart.” He said, winking. “It’s gonna taste like sawdust now tomorrow.”
“Nope, absolutely not.” You said, shaking your head at the man, “You are not eating a protein bar for lunch anymore, Bradley. I meant it, I will be sending lunch for you with Jake.”
“He’ll hate sharing his lunches.” He laughed.
“He can deal.”  You said firmly, “And anyone else that only eats protein bars will be getting food sent for them too. I tend to make too much every meal anyway so it’s not a problem.”
After feeding Bradley lunch, you pulled out Gracie’s diaper bag and filled it with some toys, a change of clothes in case she needed it, restocked the diapers, and snacks. Once her bag was ready you got to work prepping the food for the dinner you were making that night, making note of anything you’d need to stop at the store to pick up.
“I think tonight is a a lasagna night.” You said, taking inventory of the fridge and pantry. “So you can plan on that for lunch tomorrow.”
“That sounds amazing.” Bradley grinned, “Thank you.”
“You’re more than welcome.” You smiled. “Any requests for the squad dinner Friday?”
“How about we just order pizzas and make it easier on you?” He suggested.
“Ordering pizzas is not a home cooked meal.” You replied, leveling him with your sternest look, while trying to keep a straight face. “I could make homemade pizzas though if you want pizza.”
“Let’s make a deal, Sweetheart.” He said, hands on his hips, trying to look like a tough negotiator. “I’ll throw stuff on the grill and then you can boss me around in the kitchen while supervising me preparing sides to go with the meat.”
“Deal.” You agreed, offering your hand to shake on the deal. “But we’re making Jake help too.”
“Deal.” He parroted, taking your ordered hand and shaking it firmly with his own, both of you lingering a few seconds longer than necessary.
“I’m going to go check on Gracie and start waking her up.” You said, “I don’t want you getting in trouble for being gone too long.”
“It’s ok.” He said, “I’ve got Phoenix covering. She was going to let Mav know you and Gracie will be on base too.”
“Ok.” You said, “Gracie will be excited to see you…and to get to go to see the jets again.”
You walked back to Gracie’s room and quietly walked in. She was just starting to stir as you came into the room. You grabbed her shoes from the top of her dresser and a clean diaper to change and padded over to her bed.
“Hi,Sweet Girl.” You said gently, allowing her to wake up slowly. “Mommy’s going to change you and get your shoes on then I have a surprise for you.”
She sat up on the bed, her chubby hands rubbing her eyes.
“Pwize?” she asked, groggily.
“Yup!” You said, smiling. You made quick work of changing her and putting her shoes on. You finger combed her curls to untangle them from her sleep, then carried her out the living room.  “Gracie, look who’s here.”
“Woosta!” She squealed, fully awake now and reaching for her favorite mustached aviator.
Bradley smiled widely, reaching out to take her into his own arms.
“Hey Princess!” He said, hugging her close. Gracie wrapped her small arms around his neck, resting her head on his shoulder. “Aww, is someone still sleepy?”
“She’s usually pretty cuddly when she first wakes up.” You said, smiling at the cute pair. “Today, you’re the lucky one that gets to benefit.”
“I will happily take the cuddles” He replied resting his cheek against the toddler’s head. “She's a good cuddler.”
“Yes she is.” You confirmed. “Gracie, do you wanna go to see Uncle Jakey at work?”
“Woosta too?” She asked, her head still resting on his shoulder.
“Yes, Baby Girl.” You laughed, “Rooster too.  We are not telling Jake he wasn’t the selling point today.”
“Your secret is safe with me.” He smirked.
A/N: Phew! Let me know what you’re thinking so far! Thank you for reading and joining on this journey! 
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bonefall · 6 months
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First off, obviously this is a WC blog so I won't go further but THANKS for the brief dunk of The Lion Guard, that's one of my biggest problems with the show. Second off, are you seeing this shit Elder Bones?! * Points at the Thunder Spoiler Thread at WCRPForums * Do try to avoid reading the posts that aren't chapters though, they're bad as usual for that site lol.
Maybe one day I'll grumble about Lion King on the side blog lmao.
Anyway... that spoiler thread. I try to take these threads with a pinch of salt, but... overall feelings are really getting negative. If I had a Vibes Barometer, the needle would be dipping out of positive right now.
We're 2 books away from the conclusion and I don't know if they have time to turn this around... and they chose to spend time traveling. It's partially a travel book, guys. Several chapters of pointless bullshit.
(Spoilers under the cut-- remember we are getting this secondhand from a spoiler thread. Some of this may turn out to be misrepresentation.)
NIGHTHEART STUFF
We start off where the preview left off. They jerk the shit out of your chain with Squirrelstar teasing but spoiler we DO got her
(CELEBRATORY SQUIRRELSTAR MUSIC)
We get a BrambleSquirrel screaming match. Please for the love of god divorce these characters, this is fucking insufferable
They also had to give Bramblestar a smug little gotcha moment where he's right about his argument, Squilf accidentally walks to SkyClan camp for the plot and it turns out that Bramblestar, the guy who was apparently supposed to have memory issues and brain fog, was right that Squilf forgot how to navigate her own territory
Im dead serious she like... accidentally walked to SkyClan.
This is a clever literary trick called bad writing <3
While they're there, Nightheart says, "HEY WASNT THERE A MEDIATOR THINGY? ISNT HE SUPPOSED TO SOLVE DISPUTES?"
*I look directly into the camera. Right at you. Reader I am glimpsing across the magical threads of the internet, directly into your soul.*
Leafstar
says
"I Forgor"
if this thread is to be believed. Then the canonical explanation for why Tree was not mediating up to this point. Is because every single cat around the lake. Including the geniuses who came up with a unique role JUST for the specialest little boy. Just fucking forgot about him.
(bestselling young adult series)
Do I laugh? Do I cry?
I think im unlocking the emotion that those lizards who shoot blood from their eyes feel just before a squirt
Anyway
There is also an absurd amount of Bramblestar winking at Nightheart and teasing him about his new mate and reminding the audience about how much Nightheart wuvs him. This is probably supposed to be charming?
it just feels unsettling, ngl.
It's even more Bramble Worship than normal, like the writer is trying really hard to stress how cool and awesome their special boy is :D and how dumb and mean his wife is >:( and it's so fucking forced.
They pad the book by having it be cloudy so that StarClan doesn't show up the first time they try to do the Squirrelstar thing
I kept thinking, "What if this wasn't a willing abdication?? What if the Clan didn't have a second chance to do this?? What if this was Nightstar 2 all over again and she died of plot convenience before coming back?! This dumbfuck system has fixed NOTHING"
Plumstone and Dewnose have a moment where they antagonize Nightheart over the fact he was chosen to accompany Squilf and Bramble to the Moonpool, because he just got back and it's not fair
And you know what? They're right actually
Nightheart huffs that Squilf was giving him a Chance To Prove Himself but he doesn't fucking get it! His whole life's been nothing but chances he threw tantrums about being offered or blew up through wrecklessness, like a spoiled brat nepobaby, and he keeps getting more and more
Meanwhile Plumstone here has been in the background just being this consistently steady warrior, and has never gotten a chance to shine
He also has a moment where he whines about Sparkpelt and Finchlight being mean to him in the past when Sunbeam shares they've been super nice to her.
Sunbeam offers that they're probably trying to make up for it and he agrees.
Folks. I REALLY. REALLY HOPE. That this ends with Sunbeam telling him, "Nightheart, you are the problem. They've treated me like Kin, and they treat their Kin well. Do YOU?"
Anyway something happens and suddenly Nightheart's on the trip with Frostpaw.
The rest of his chapters so far (at time of writing the spoiler thread is at chapter 14-ish) are traveling chapters.
The traveling chapters suck diet discount dick. They look like they were rejected submissions for the various travel shenanigans that happened in Riverstar's Home.
For me, this is the most disappointing part of the Thunder Spoiler Thread. I love Nightheart because I really like the idea of him learning to grow, consider his actions, and realize that he's actually been very loved in his life.
I like the impulsive Nightheart from Book 1 who doesn't know what's wrong with himself, shooting down every attempt others make to bond with him, making shocking descisions that frustrate the entire Clan and not realizing how much he gets away with. I hoped that maybe, just maybe, the writing could be a little clever for once.
But, no. On this trip he's still whining to Frostpaw about how his family "wanted him to be like Firestar" and this is treated as something Frostpaw is able to bond with him about, somehow, because Curlfeather wanted her to be a Medcat??? And now she's choosing to be a Medcat again anyway????
FROSTPAW STUFF
WC Writing Team: "Everyone is super invested in Frostpaw's story where she learns to choose her own path! Especially the idea that she chose to not be a medcat of her own will and made a brave choice for herself! Lets fix that"
Literally, I guess lol
Smoky Cameo. Fuck Smoky. I hate this character and I hate seeing his deadbeat ass.
Gotta love how Daisy's one major role in ASC so far has been to be a source of negative emotions for Nightheart, but Smoky gets to be the new Barley with a cutesy barn rest stop.
He calls for a human to come get Frostpaw because she's got wounds.
Like. Cat MEOW MEOW calling. And this summons... a magic vet?
She has the world's fastest field surgery, as if she's some kind of endangered wild leopard and a top-notch vet staff rolled out of a research truck.
They even inject her, by hand, with tranquilizer. Who the fuck carries cat tranquilizer around?
Is this barn in the back of a fucking vet office???
Does this universe have roving surgical vans that drive around and play music like an ice cream truck, waiting for cats to call them over?????
Frostpaw wakes up back in the barn
But now her neck wound is fixed and she's spayed.
She looks down at the fresh cut on her abdomen and is like "what's this"
Smoky: "dont worry abt it"
If Frostpaw is okay with being sterilized, this will be the first time in the series that a cat being fixed will be seen as a good thing
Which, irl, it is. To be clear. Spay and neuter your animals
But dudes, this is really massively unsettling me. It seems like she doesn't know what has been done to her. This has never been treated as a positive thing in this series before. In the last book she was talking about the sort of life she would like to live
Once again she has been stripped of her own choices in a massive way
And if Smoky apparently lives so close to a vet that they just come when he calls,
I have so many questions im losing my marbles
Why is Smoky not neutered
Why were none of his 3, possibly 4 wives spayed
Why are his kids not fixed
Why were his kits with Floss taken "when they were too young to even open their eyes" back in TNP if their humans are so loving and educated
SO EDUCATED THEY WALK AROUND WITH CAT TRANQUILIZER
Anyway through the power of the writers not caring anymore, Frostpaw can now talk to StarClan whenever she wants.
They have magically bestowed a connection onto her.
This is apparently something they can just do now. Maybe it's tied to near-death experiences or the vet or something
Remember Shadowsight having a whole thing about this at the end of TBC?
Remember Mothwing and how upsetting it was to have no connection to them and how finding Willowpaw was a big thing in TNP?
Yeah apparently they could just do this whenever. Sorry.
Frostpaw is just cool with this because fuck the last book where she found out she likes being a warrior
Agency? What's THAT
It's not ok if your mom encourages you to be a doctor nun, but StarClan rips your organs out and forces you to be their mouthpiece and that's peachy-fucking-keen.
Then she goes traveling for several chapters i want to commit crime
Riverstar does the usual alarmist moaning, "ooooouuugh this newest crisis could destroy riverclan!!! Oooooooooooooouuououou it's for real this time!!!!"
Everything's gonna destroy the clans. A light breeze has just reduced ThunderClan to rubble. A beetle has landed gently upon Harestar's nose, 34 dead 25,430 injured
Girl help frostpaw is being followed by clickbait headline ghosts
And, also, for no good reason, the ghosts can't just answer a question. Why? Who fucking knows. Never explained. They can summon Frostpaw into a Ghost Zoom Call whenever they want now, but they're forbidden from revealing anything useful.
Average autistic experience with zoom calls though, can confirm, that is what every zoom call ive ever been in was like.
Im serious though, she tries to ask Reed who killed him, he just says no i cant :(
She tries to ask where her mom is. They don't tell her she's downstairs.
Riverstar says nothing useful
I have never been more frustrated with StarClan as a plot device. This is actually fucking insufferable.
They're annoying enough when they send vague signs and prophecies that amount to nothing, but now they can pop up like shitty unskippable cutscenes and STILL add nothing of value to the plot
Something I was ENJOYING was how much more grounded ASC was compared to previous arcs, and that StarClan was back to being difficult to access directly. Gone. Goodbye.
SUNBEAM STUFF
The highlight of the book everyone leave me alone i need to speak directly to sunbeam
I like how she's finding more reasons than just Nightheart to stay in ThunderClan, but is also struggling with the shift in culture
It's in a Sunbeam chapter that we FINALLY get Squilfstar. Everyone say Thank You Sunbeam
If you even LOOK at the Sunbeam wrong I will smash you to death with my hooves
For once it actually feels like we're using the cast in ThunderClan. Cherryfall, Dewnose, Plumstone, Myrtlebloom, Bayshine, Finchlight, Sparkpelt, and Lionblaze all get some significant little lines to add to this.
In particular I like Cherryfall throwing a bit of a fit about being a senior warrior and acting high and mighty, which Sunbeam immediately dislikes because ShadowClan doesn't do as much posturing. It's fun to see how she percieves ThunderClan cats.
I have a softness for these sorts of stories though, to be fair. The idea of moving to a new place and having to adjust.
It's also neat that she's growing frustrated with how Nightheart has now ditched her THRICE.
Girl please steal his family and dump him.
Be a legend. Marry his sister. It would make you the queen of pettiness you would become my favorite forever
Ivypool's exams are also pretty neat, they all test teamwork abilities. I'm going to be happy when I finally get to read them in full, if nothing else, these trials have been delightful to see.
Anyway the next emergency gathering comes up and it descends into an argument
Dovewing gets to yell at Ivypool and tell her to back off <3 "You're not going to manipulate my mate through me, screw you"
Tigerheartstar and the other leaders eventually agree to meet with the mediator off-screen because the writers don't feel like showing us Tree's madd skillz which definitely justify having this unique role that we completely forgot about until just now
It doesn't accomplish anything meaningful because they only acknowledged the mediator role to make the fans stop complaining
Tigerheartstar agrees to not station more warriors in RiverClan territory but nothing else. Waow.
aaand Berryheart's planning something and Sparrowtail, Sunbeam's father, accidentally spills the beans to his daughter. I like this because I have always imagined him as a himbo
so... yeah. It's not looking great. I'm not having a good time in this spoiler thread. I am hoping that a fair amount of it is misrepresentation, because if it's what the leaker says it is, I'm not going to be a happy camper
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bubblyqueer000 · 6 months
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Can you write sfw and nsfw headcanons of Taka with an Ultimate Actor s/o? 👀
He’s my babygirl 😫
Kiyotaka Ishimaru x Ultimate Actor!GN!Reader
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He issss!!! I wuv my pathetic blorbo!!
Man, this shit reminded me of my first time. I literally lost my virginity while impractical jokers played in the background. AND it was the ep where Murr's punishment was a prostate exam. So I was getting stuffed while Sal was in the background like 'LMFAOOOO IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S SUCKING ON A LEMON' dog that shit made me wanna die. He called me mommy tho so it was pretty dope. C:
TW//NSFW
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♡ You and Taka had known eachother before you got together. 
♡ He had bothered you multiple times due to school absences when you had to prioritize your acting career over school work.
♡ “Y/N! Where have you been? You have missed three classes this week!”
♡ “Oh, I was at the movie shoot. Did I miss anything important?” 
♡ “W-What?! Every day of school is important!” He insisted. 
♡ “Jeez, alright calm down! It doesn’t matter if I skip class as long as I practice my talent! Everyone knows that!”
♡ Oooh, Taka did not like that answer. 
♡ That night, the two of you argued for hours in the halls, until it was late at night and some students yelled at you both to shut up.
♡ The next day, you were in your dorm practicing lines for the different projects you were acting in when you received a knock on your door.
♡ As expected it was Taka who burst through the door and pushed past you. You braced yourself for another lecture but it never comes. 
♡ “Y/N! Great news!” 
♡ “Um… What?”
♡ “I just decided I’m going to help you with your homework! Clear your desk!”
♡ Bro INSISTED upon it and he wasn’t taking no for an answer. 
♡ Begrudgingly, you allowed him to help and the two of you spent hours doing missing homework and studying.
♡ You hated every moment of it. 
♡ That is until he wanted to study Japanese.
♡ It was still pretty boring until he realized that you were paying very little attention, and his eyes wandered over to one of your scripts.
♡ “Hey! We’re studying public speaking at the moment! Why don’t you read this TV script to me!”
♡ “I… Can’t do that. I signed an NDA.” 
♡ “That doesn’t matter! I don’t watch TV!” Taka explained. You hesitate for a minute and then decide it couldn’t hurt as long as he tells no one.
♡ The two of you read the script all night and the next day, you’re suddenly best friends like Taka and Mondo.
♡ Months later, the movie you had been missing class for was released and you invited Taka to the premiere.
♡ It was the first time that Taka saw you in formal wear. Before then he already had a tiny crush on you, but after that, he knew he was in love.
♡ From there, he decided that decided that that was the day he would confess to you.
♡ Shortly after the movie, the two of you rode back to class and he realized that he was running out of time. Taka was a nervous wreck the entire time and finally, it was time to say good night, and he still hadn’t told you.
♡ He walked you to your room and… That was it.
♡ It was ten minutes when you got the knock on your door. Some of the other students were at the premiere so you figured that it was just them coming to congratulate you. Instead, standing at the door, was your very sweaty friend Taka, now half undressed only in a dress shirt, loosened tie, briefs, and a pair of socks.
♡ “Um… Hi Taka… Are you-”
♡ “Y/N! I… I’M… SO!” He says, between heavy breaths. “I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU!”
♡ And that was the start of your beautiful relationship. :3
NSFW:
♡ Taka isn’t interested in anything that’s not completely and totally safe, legal, and consensual. And man, does he get embarrassed about this kind of thing. 
♡ When you two of you first had sex it was in your dorm room and it was super vanilla, but also very passionate.
♡ So much kissing, hand-holding, praise, and even eye contact after a while!
♡ Taka didn’t realize how much he liked sex until after he did it with you. Although, that doesn’t say much since you were absolutely his first time.
♡ That said when you started getting busy with what you were acting in at any given time he would often visit you on set and wait for you in your dressing room. Then when it was empty… Yeah, you know where this is going lmaoooo
♡ It took Taka a long time to be comfortable because, even though a dressing room you practically own isn’t public, he sees it as very taboo.
♡ He would never admit it but he even found it kind of thrilling.
♡ Regardless, he always prefers having sex in one of your dorms, because it usually means you can take your time and you don’t have to worry about anyone hearing who might not want to.
♡ Okie that’s it! Wuv u :3
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