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mysticaf · 3 months

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Introducing my spy x fam au of elevator hitch!!!

the lore is still a work in progress but feel free to ask qs in the comments if ur interested!

#my art #elevator hitch #elevator hitch fanart #elevator hitch coworker #elevator hitch protag #au #spy x family #idk wtf im doing help

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baeshijima · 26 days

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mmm thoughts of private executioner!blade, who is high priestess!kafka's bodyguard. well, more like her guard dog, as many fearfully seem to think.

he is aloof and gruff and rough around the edges, his name capturing it perfectly. when in the eyes of the public he either keeps to himself or stands ready by kafka's side, but when out he lurks in the shadows ready and waiting to carry out her death orders.

you, yourself, haven't had very many pleasant encounters with him... if you can even call them that. that being said, you haven't had many pleasant encounters with anyone. notorious for your... less than pleasant disposition, for a lack of better words, you have more people who'd rather see you run through than those you can call a friend.

in a dog-eat-dog world, you had no choice but to protect yourself. that, however, ultimately became your demise.

"oh? so you're the one sent to kill me. can't say i'm all that surprised."

standing before you is the feared executioner. his sword is tucked inside the sheath attached to his hip, that ever-present dark swirl of an aura stifling the air. he doesn't say anything, instead opting to silently stare down at your slumped and worn-out form. you find that his gaze doesn't bother you; rather, it's oddly comforting knowing someone will see you in your last moments.

"i've never asked you for a favour before, so this will be my first and last request for you." in all honesty, you're not sure where this chattiness stems from. considering you're currently in a holding cell under the crime of attempted murder towards kafka (a poisoned wine you were most definitely framed for, though you can't say you were surprised) and are awaiting for your turn to be under the guillotine for your public execution, you probably should be a little desperate towards the private executioner in front of you.

and yet, your mind is nothing if not peaceful.

with a huff, you relay your request, "can you make sure it's quick? painless, preferably, but i'd rather you just get it over and done with."

silence blankets the cold chambers. moisture accumulated along the cobble ceiling drip in a steady rhythm, like a clock ticking away the seconds. it's unnerving, almost, how there is not a single sound other than your impending countdown.

"why?" comes his low mutter, effectively causing a ripple within the stagnant air. you almost think you misheard him, but his following words cease the thought, "why won't you ask me for help?"

had it not been for the abrupt shuffle and clanging against the metal bars, you would have never looked up to see him in your last moments.

his scarred hands gripping the metal until his knuckles turn a ghastly white and blood dripping from his palms is what greets your sight. as your gaze slowly trails up, you almost let loose a laugh of disbelief; who would have thought blade, the infamous guard dog of the high priestess, could make such a desperate expression? one looking as though his whole world crumbled before him, in which he can do nothing but sit and watch.

(you will never know of the anger and desperation which coursed through his veins the moment he heard of your predicament. had it been anyone else, he wouldn't have cared. but you're not anyone else; you're you — unapologetically, wholeheartedly. it didn't take him long to hunt down those behind it, cutting them down without thought and putting an end to their miserable lives. he rushed as soon as he could when kafka gave him the order, no thoughts other than you, you, you, occupying his mind.

you will never know of the anguish which overcame him when he found you in such a state, your once healthy complexion and defiant gaze reduced to nothing but a tiredness which had always sat quietly behind your disposition. he's almost positive the muscle which unwillingly keeps him alive tore at the seems from your request, the acceptance in which you displayed causing his mind to go astray. even as he damn-near begs you to rely on him for help — to run away with him to some place no one knows of you and start anew there — you merely smile, resigned and peaceful.

you will never know of how much blade is willing to put on the line for you, for you never made it to see the complete and utter carnage he wrecked in your name.)

#what was initially a teehee shower thought became an ueue scenario #this was going somewhere and and then it got longer and longer and then took a severely angsty turn wtf #originally was going to keep this on the blog but then i cried at the end and decided it had to be let free <//3 #im sorry blade i love u i really do but that just means i need to put u through the emotional wringer haha... ha... a....#oh and also blade is kafkas bodyguard bc she promised to help find a way to cure him of his curse #(<- the mara/immortality equivalent wow we love unneeded lore !)#and yeah. this is me saying i have too many ideas and aus and idk what to do with myself so im blurting them out here #this is yet another cry for help 🥹#sophie talks : concepts <3 #blade x reader #honkai star rail x reader #hsr x reader #blade x you #honkai star rail x you #hsr x you #honkai star rail imagines #hsr imagines

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rottmntfan69 · 1 month

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POV: Me when im "doing" chores👁️👄👁️

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d0natell00 · 3 months

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#rottmnt #tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise donnie #tmnt au #idk how to tag this #idk what else to tag #idk why #idk what im doing #pls help #wtf is going on

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galaxythedragonshifter · 4 months

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The feeling when you want to make your own fantasy world and you've tried so hard you've gotten to the point where you have no idea what you want

#galaxy rambles #im genuinely stuck asf rn #i want a fantasy world with dragons #but do I include the humans?#i want to because Galaxy's whole thing is being a Dragonshifter #but at the same time I'm having the worst time trying to connect to human OCs #and develop the human culture because there's nothing keeping me interested #but at the same time idk what I want because no matter what I think of it doesn't work #so im stuck in this “i dont know wtf i want” state because im not getting attached to ANYTHING #no matter how many things I add into it that I like #which has been my problem with fantasy worlds since the beginning #EVERY. ONE. I. MAKE.#no matter how interesting or complex I try and make it I lose attachment #writers please help me- 😭#maybe im too self aware #writer asks #writer problems #writers on tumblr #writers #worldbuilding #worldbuilding help #why is it so easy to get connected to everyone else's human characters #but when I do it I can't get anything #?????

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pup-pee · 2 months

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jokes @ night r not funny in the morning,,,

originally the blue was green but then i decided 2 b pan

#dont even ask me what i was trying 2 accomplish #CAUSE IDKKK #sighs @ least they look cute igg #bart is still hard 4 ne 2 draw idk sobbs #also i seem 2 draw him in a lot of tanktops while i draw kon in a lot of crop tops #i just ?????????#anyways i literally have no idea wtf this means #it was supposed 2 b silly & funny but if ur evil u could make it angsty #not me thoo…..i would neever #cause what kind of sick freak does that #((its me im the sick freak))#no but this is supposed 2 b silly ITS JUST RLLY NOT FUNNY IDK #konbart #kart #still 2 scared 2 but it in their main tags or whateverrrr #NO BC LIKE I DONT WANNA GET RIPPED APART #omggg the reason y it looks more angst is bc i put the ‘dw’ isnt itttt #ughhhhhhh #ok sure whatever GRRR AAAAAA #i have a better kart drawing idea but this 1 was easier 2 draw #brrrr #i feel like im just mostly going 2 b drawing kart 2day oh man #((i say this like i dont draw them everyday))#puppee art #holy u can rlly tell i h8 stabalizers batman #i say ‘line arts my fav part’ but i dont actually do nice line art idfkkk yyyy but mayb its bc u dont need clean lineart 2 render stuff???#@ least i dont #man i should render smth its been so long since ive like ‘completed’ a full drawingg #HELP IM STILL UPSET HOW I DREW BART I LIKE I JUST DONT WANT 2 DRAW HIM LOOKING LIKE A KID BUT LIKE OTS KINDA HARD WHEN HES NEXT 2 KON THIS I

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gunsatthaphan · 8 months

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The audience 🤝 Sand

Knowing something is going to inevitably end disaster but fall headfirst into it anyways😭 Sand falling for Ray knowing it's a bad idea and will end in disaster. The audience, shipping raysand knowing devastation is coming but we still can't help it💀

All this to say, if we don't get that sandray wedding in ep118. Jojo I'm in your walls!

#only friends #only friends the series #ofts #firstkhao #sanray #sand x ray #gmmtv #BUT LIKE CAN YOU BLAME US?????#I mean just look at them like wtf #the way they say they will get married in ep118..........idk if i should laugh or cry about that tbh dfjkhgdf #also khao said their story is currently reaching their first peak and idk what to do with that information #like we are only on episode 4 #hELP #also this took me 43 years to answer im sorry anon #it drowned in my inbox #its a mess in there djkhgfd

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littlepissbabee · 2 months

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Back on my bullshit

I picked back up on acnh and i finally got my most favorite villager ever so as to celebrate...i drew him 🥰

And here's a uhhhhh bigger image or wtv idk i just like how it looks on its own

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snekdood · 3 months

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"if we make america worse and more of a dictatorship that will be even harder to unravel and make it the way we want the country to be, maybe then everyone will join our Glorious Revolution!" bb girl you cant even be in the same room with someone who thinks you should vote, how in tf do you think you're gonna unite people to fight in The Revolution with you? it's gonna be you and your 5 friends, i hate to break it to you.

#i dont think you realize how repelling you and your politics are to everyone else #you get all of your validation for how Smart You Are from your friends and ignore any kind of feedback that suggests you should #change or do something differently. thats the only reason you're so convinced average people will go along with you bc you keep getting #affirmation from the people who ALREADY agree with you- but you have NO IDEA how to bridge the gap between people who agree #with you and disagree with you. you're horrible at convincing people of your side of things outside of straight up guilt tripping them #or bullying them like a highschooler. im sorry but the tools you learned to survive with as a kid aren't gonna help you in this situation.#the ONLY THING you can come up with to bridge that gap is a bloody revolution. thats how bad you are at this.#and you're also so bad at this and unimaginative that you dont even realize how THAT might not even be enough.#you cant imagine ANY kind of avenue to getting people to change AT ALL outside of blood and fire. and thats why people call you #an authoritarian.#i'll be honest- i really do think the world would be a better place if we did incremental change under a democratic president who wont #set the world on fire vs the godkingemperor republican WHO WONT EVEN LISTEN TO YOU AT ALL EVER AND MIGHT KILL YOU #FOR PUTTING UP A STINK. idk if you noticed but if that evil fuck gets into office we are severely outnumbered if he gets police #n shit to go after his own citizens. letting trump win is making this battle so much harder than it needs to be.#you are choosing trying to fix the world while its exploding vs trying to fix it before it explodes at all.#what is this like a procrastination thing? you wanna wait till the last minute to try? idfgi. wtf is wrong with you #throwing minority lives away to prove a point. and then you try to tell me you care. gtfoh.#accelerationists should never be taken seriously.

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kiwim7 · 16 days

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here take robin and edwin

ref used here!

#the last binding #a marvellous light #robin blyth #edwin courcey #robwin #my art #my scribbles #i might do the other novels romances as the other two pics in that ref #im using a lot of refs bc im literally just now getting started drawing and idk wtf im doing help #i hate this so much #take it and do not give it back!!!!!! >:(#i spent so much damn time on this stupid damn picture and i hated it the more i messed with it

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sea-sick-fish · 5 months

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How do I explain that owning 5 toothbrushes isn't actually that weird without sounding insane

asking for a friend

#idk #teeth #toothbrush #wtf do i tag this as #help #im not weird i swear #i have reasons #what do i tag here #toothbrushes??#toothbrushes

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yeyayeya · 3 days

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Spoilers for Thousand Autumns/Qian Qiu English Volumes 1-3

Reading Volume 1 of Thousand Autumns: hmm I can see the potential for romance, but Yan Wushi is too much of an asshole for me, but maybe later on he’ll grow to like Shen Qiao

Reading Volume 2: Yan Wushi sucks! You betrayed him?? After Shen Qiao called you a friend??? I hate omg WHYYY???

Reading Volume 3: NO WHAT??? YAN WUSHI COME BACK!! Shen Qiao tried to save you after everything wtf don’t go! You would turn yourself in??? BITCH COME BACK DONT GET HURT AGAIN PLEASE

My emotions regarding Yan Wushi have been all over the place I cannot put a name to my emotions regarding him help me

please tell me he is ok I need to read volume 4

#yeyarants #thousand autumns #qian qiu #shen qiao #yan wushi #yanshen #WHY IS HE SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND #i have been extremely freaked out over how Shen Qiao and I had the same thoughts regarding Yan Wushi #we basically on the same wavelength regarding him #I DONT KNOW WHAT TO FEEL #I felt very neutral towards him when I finished volume 1 #then extreme hatred and betrayal towards him in volume 2 #and now I feel sad and hopeful that he’s ok because he literally turned himself in help me idk what to feel #YAN WUSHI IS IN LOVE FUCK #I wanted to get volume 5 of erha and volume 3 of yuwu #…but now I need volume 4 of qian qiu #I LOVE SHEN QIAO BUT OMG THE TURMOIL I FEEL REGARDING YAN WUSHI IS SO CONFUSING #DO I LIKE HIM OR NOT IDK #BUT I WANT TO KNOW IF HES OK #*point at Yan Wushi* you sir are a complicated enigma #and I need to know wtf is going inside your brain #I’m so confused I would have been fine hating him but now I feel like a concerned mother wondering where her child is #yan wushi the man that you are #meng xi shi #I can’t read erha or yuwu because I have become invested in this shit HELP ME #I NEED TO KNOW #YAN WUSHI ARE YOU OK???#im gonna reblog shit after once I’m done because I did not want to know any sorts of spoilers

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rottmntfan69 · 2 months

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When I ask my mom for McDonalds and she says no:

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mushroomfernfox · 1 month

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ANIMATIC WOO!!! — “Pancakes & Waffles”

I FINISHED ONE FOR ONCE JSHKSJFJSGFHSJFGKHJK

Featuring two of my silly little ocs 🫶

A little context:

Telly (the tv person) is damaged and so are their speakers, so they can’t talk super well! It comes out very staticky and distorted so they typically communicate by writing stuff on papers or using sign language. However, I dont know sign language nor how to animate it, so i had to opt for the “writing on papers” method here 😅

I find the concept of them having infinite paper to write on (and doing so mid-conversation) pretty funny anyway— i like breaking the laws of physics with my OCs 🔥

More animatics of these sillies are in the works so stay tuned ‼️🗣️

*Laughs maniacally*

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thinking-with-doodles · 2 months

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uhhh ive never done commissions in my fucking life o_o i have no clue what im doing lmfao =D

PLEASE reblog

#artists on tumblr #art commisions #commissions open #art commissions open #art commission info #art comms #art comms open #art comms info #help meee idk wtf im doing #artists of tumblr

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mintaikcorpse · 7 months

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I want tits but like in the masculine way

#how do i achieve this help #gender envy #do i tag this as trans?#idk wtf i am tbh so im not doing that #im a being that exists to eat chips draw and sleep and i have no appearance whatsoever #except when i become an oppossun #that is my only appearance #talking #rambling #tags #read the tags

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