#i thought there were fruits in there

[fatgirlgetsfitatlast]

Seen at the car repair shop yesterday....

THE CHOICE TO EAT HEALTHY...

THE CHOICES:

#journal #confused #i thought there were fruits in there #nope just a normal vending machine #with normal junk food #healthy? #made me shake my head #confusing

[forever-is-made-of-nows]

Okay y'all...but 911 is actually a good fucking show. Like y'all only ever talked about the boy kissing - that didnt exactly prepare me for the CINEMA that was the emotional OSCAR WINNING TSUNAMI drama. This show has slutty gay firemen co-parenting yes, but it also has the campiest storylines in the modern era acted by, again, OSCAR WINNING ANGELA BASSETT??! What?!

#truly buddie gifs did not prepare me for this #i thought the earthquake was good but this tsumani has me HOOKED bitch #and yes buddie #those two fruits?? #i cant BELIEVE how flirty they are #im so serious when i say they were never friends #in every word those boys share with each other #underneath what they are really saying is FUCK ME #i cannot #buddie #911 abc #911

[lotus-pear]

i think you guys are onto smth..

i unironically got invested in this HELP

#WHERES THE FIC AT IF SOMEONE WRITES THIS I WILL PAY THEM A HUNDRED DOLLARS😭😭 #kunikida serving the country while dazai's serving cunt😔 #dazai was born to malewife but forced to manipulate and i think that's the greatest tragedy of bsd #anyway some facts i would like to share abt this au thay i came up w while drawing!! #takes place in 1939 (start of wwii) and there was a mandatory draft that required one male over eighteen from each house to serve #both of them are still twenty two and had been engaged for abt two years before getting married that year #newlyweds! unfortunately kuni had to go fight and they were seperated :( #before the war kunikida was a math teacher at the local high school and dazai obviously managed the household and didn't work #he's hopeless at cooking and meal prep even w recipie books so they either get those prepackaged meals or kuni makes dinner when he gets ba #so like when he's making lunch for kunikida he normally just packs a basic sandwich w raw fruit #kunikida always appreciates the effort even tho hes probably sick of having the same thing everyday but he won't complain abt it #when kunikida joined the army he was relieved that the mess hall had better food than dazai #he was the only one in his platoon that never complained abt the food so his fellow soldiers assumed it was bc he came from a tough bg #when in reality he was just used to being poisoned on a daily basis from his dumbass husbands cooking and was hardly fazed from army ration #they write to each other although its more dazai sending and kuni receiving bc hes off fighting and doesnt have time to write back #dazai talks abt life on the homefront and how he has to grow a victory garden (everything is DYING HE CANT EVEN RAISE TOMATOES) #and kuni writes abt his fellow soldiers and how the war is going and when he thinks he'll be home and how he misses sleeping in a bed #ANYWAY yea thought i'd share sry for infodumping in the tags again #this post is for like the four ppl that care abt this specific flavor of knkdz so hopefully this gets four notes at least #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #kunikidazai #knkdz #lotus draws #bro sry for posting at two in the morning i couldnt sleep until i got this out of my head they have infested my brain

[the-sage-libriomancer]

just occurred to me that Tohru's grandfather calling her by her mother's name is almost exactly what tohru herself was doing as a three-year-old: forcefully infusing a piece of the dead person into your vocabulary to remind a loved one of the dead person. Tohru did it by deliberately copying her father's speech patterns, while her grandfather faked senility in order to get away with regularly using Kyoko's name. Tohru's grandpa outright says that he started doing it because Tohru looked like she was on the verge of falling apart after her mother's death, which is exactly why toddler Tohru started copying her father! it's got me thinking about genetically predisposed habits and generational trauma and how family tends to be alike even without trying.

#i wonder if he ever realized why tohru started emulating her father #he might've just assumed that they were endearingly alike and moved on #food for thought i guess #fruits basket #tohru honda #tohru's grandfather #(that guy never got a name huh) #sage speaketh

[puppetmaster13u]

SO I NEED IDEAS.

Vampire (& Dhampir) Batfam. I already have ideas on who is what. Who was born vampires, who was turned, who is a dhampir, etc. But I need ideas for the story.

I would love any ideas put forth.

#batman au #batman #dc #dcu #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #batfamily #cryptid batfamily #batfam #vampires #vampire batfam #help #gimme ideas #writing project #fuck ur bullshit (found familys ur monsters) project #also if anyone has dc vampires lore they wanna put forth gimme #I had a thought of vampires getting fibers that blood wouldn't give by eating fruits like a fruitbat #The Waynes are a line of vampires & the Kanes/Arkhams were/are as well #I do know from dc vampires that by decree of the current vamp queen that vampires are supposed to avoid humans for the most part #So there will be little to no other vampires #At least no other main character ones

[fisheito]

i wanted to see altaria rei then i started goofin around

#the only ones i could see clearly were eevee eiden and morpeko morvay #i couldn't pin rei to a single mon bc i don't know a THING ABOUT HIM yet #but i want to see ghost type rei fight ghost type kuya and they're both just super effective against each other #i wonder if all the old men automatically get honourary ghost type membership. live 300 years ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: spooky #ANYWAY LET ME TALK ABOUT MY LIST #as in the list i was compiling of pokemon who matched the VIBE of someone and i couldn't decide #now BESIDES the ones req et al. already mentioned. which i already 👍👍👍 i was trying to find even moooore . exploring what could be..... #rei: altaria. marowak (alolan). noctowl. chandelure. decidueye. ribombee [a quiet friend :)]. inteleon. #once again i don't know rei's birdy deal yet so i won't (eheheh) pigeonhole him into an owl pokemon but we'll just wait and see #i had inteleon under rei before milke brought up sobble yakumo so now i'm like..... oh no... #rei fits the last evol and yakumo fits the first two.... uhhhhh #they can share. like they share gem placement. butt buddies. #yakumo had: girafarig. froslass. azurill (crying). tropius. wishiwashi. leavanny. marshadow. #i just want him to hang out with the food related mons and enjoy some fresh fruit with a giant flying dinosaur. yah #OK FOR EDMOND I SAW SIRFETCH'D AND COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING #WHAT A REGAL BOY. I HAVE TO. PLEASE I NEED EDMOND TO WIELD ONIONS #i was trying to be serious and find him a proper majestic pokesona . i swear. but the look on sirfetch'd's's face #edmond's list went: skarmory. lucario. cinccino. zeraora. dachsbun. #do i know edmond? i doubt. he's fluffy. wait no he's severe. wait no would he dare carry a fluffy cakey pokemon around? DARE HE???? #for olivine i was even more stumped. seems like a lot of the pokemon i immediately thought of were the fluffy nurse types #stuff like chansey/blissey. kangaskhan. #this pokemon is 100% female? *flings pokedex out the window* no. olivine is a gender now #some of the newer pokemon i considered were bewear. drampa. mabosstiff. #but once again these were all just Protective of the Little Ones types #so i was imagining olivine just chilling with his serene smile and an army of MASSIVE CARETAKER POKEMON behind him #but. there has to be more to him than just taking care of others . furrows brow. idk. i'll settle for lapras FOR NOW #ditto eiden riding on the back of lapras. wonderful. glorious #pokemon crossover

[wetcatspellcaster]

Today's fanfic mood :))))))))

#my writing #wip: an honest lie #Chapter 10 is so long and barely anything fucking happens #returning to my roots. as it were. #those 'emotions' episodes of Fruits Basket manga consumed at age 12 have had more impact on me than i previously thought :'))))

[syn0vial]

according to shane in the latest audio commentary for ghost files, ryan was legitimately angry with him after the walkie-talkie stunt he pulled at waverly and they had a REAL awkward car ride back to the hotel afterwards 🥲

#ghost files #I feel a bit bad for cracking jokes about that bit now #though in shane’s defense he did genuinely believe he was following instructions by doing what he did #in his own words he thought they were really supposed to try to ‘fuck with each other’ #you gotta do something nice for him now shane #get that boy a fruit basket and a card

[friendrat]

The problem with the church today is that so many "Christians" do not actually believe in redemption.

#unironically christian #i say this because of all the people who make comments about people's testimony #like saying they don't believe that only fans girl who was saved and baptized was really saved #like... reading through the comments it becomes clear that the “Christians” don't actually accept her #like... my brother in Christ... your good deeds are as worthy as my used pad #that is straight up in the bible #you are not better than her and you do not deserve redemption more than her #her salvation is between her and God #and yes... you say that time will reveal her fruit and you are correct #but guess what #ananias was called to extend a hand to paul *before* his fruit showed #and he was a frigging serial killer who was out for ananias's blood the week before #you do not get to pick and choose which converts you get to except #you are not God and thank heavens for it because if you were we would all be doomed #*deep breath* #i am just so sick of this... farse... that Christianity has become #Christians need a wake up call #oh! and and when you act like its impossible to accept that she could be saved you belittle God's power #you call into question Jesus's blood and it's ability to cleanse and if that is false your salvation is worthless! #also also you go against the things clearly written in the Bible while wearing the title of Christian #which means you are misrepresenting God's nature and intentions which means you are breaking the command to not take the lord's name in vain #wow... i thought i was done at the deep breath... guess not😅 #rat rants

[an-american-crisis]

Is he… you know,,, A correspondent of Jonah Magnus?

#tma #the magnus archives #jonah magnus #I feel like I’ve stolen this from somewhere so if this isn’t original please know I have never had a original thought in my life actually #anyways #those crusty old men were fruits your honor #‘my dearest Jonah’ ok

[kacievvbbbb]

I love Live action shanks I do. But he does not capture the true chaotic energy that was manga shanks strolling on to dawn island and proceeding to relentlessly troll a small child.

#one peice #opla #opla shanks #look love Peter gadots take but he simply did not capture the unique lazy oppressiveq chaotisim of a bored 27 year old. #they were much more focused on showing the more fatherly aspects which I get #limited time an all #but yeah manga shanks truly hits different. #he was soooo unfazed when luffy ate that fruit he literally started laughing #I hate him 😭 #red hair shanks #akagami no shanks #monkey d. luffy #op #throwing thoughts to the void

[sp4mja]

Qsmp x One Piece pt. 1

#qsmp #qsmp mariana #qsmp philza #one piece #crossover art #qsmp x op #im too scared to post this on Twitter to ill post it here #upcoming rambles about this #marianas fruit allows him to speak to animals. i got this idea from his previous rp on another smp. and his power is not offensive or defen #defensive. it goes with the fact that he is not very good at Minecraft and is very chill #as for philza. i still have a lot of thoughts about which fruit to give him but for now we are going for this one #it allows him to transform into a crow #he also has a jolly roger. crow themed. didnt know were to add the hearts #im trying to fight my fear of posting art that i simple. so be kind please #fran.txt #fran.art #qsmp fanart

[shima-draws]

DOFLAMINGO HAS ACE’S DEVIL FRUIT????? UH-OH SISTERS

#I THOUGHT SABO HAD IT FROM THE BEGINNING #WELP. I guess he’s grabbing it sometime in this arc fndnfnnf #Brooooo if Luffy finds out. If Luffy finds out Doflamingo took Ace’s devil fruit. #Homie’s gonna go BALLISTIC #One Piece #Ace 🥺🥺🥺 I miss you so much I wish you were here #Shima speaks

[moonpaw]

ohhh, I overlooked this last week, but I was under the impression that vegapunk was getting copies of living user fruits from current impel down inmates

Up until we see that S-hawk's is from number 1 who was an inmate for only a few months 2 years ago

really uh, makes you question what other kind of dna they have for use

#one piece #one piece spoilers #egghead spoilers #of course it could be none since we have all the known abilities for the seraphims #unless there's more? #which yeah there could be one of all the previous warlords but i think that would be too much #dealing with just 4 is hard enough lol #and if there were more i would think they wouldve already been called upon #unless theyre out on a mission #anyway ive seen people really wanting a seraphim of ace #which i get why but im not sure how that would fit in the story #GRANTED i dont know how the seraphims are gonna fit with these other guys #so who knows for sure #but anyway #ok so my other thought was that if there IS more seraphims or copied fruit powers #that there might be someone with the copy-copy fruit #if there isnt a real traitor among the vegapunks it could be the copy user? #even though i have... no idea how that would still fit in the story #but i still dont know how a traitor would fit in #ough #i NEED that new chapter soon #god could you imagine an ace seraphim though #he wasnt a warlord but like #vegapunk wanted a legacy factor or whatever it was called? ace sure had one hell of one #ough im so torn on that idea #do i like it or not.... #he would already be on fire n everything....... #have wings and a halo of fire around his head and do you see my vision

[serendipitous-mage]

GRIMACE SHAKE RECIPE

i am SICK and TIRED of all these recipes online that aren't even trying, like yes of Course it will be *tasty* but raspberries blueberries and vanilla ice cream will Not taste like The Grimace Shake it will taste like a Froot Smoothie

when i tried the mcdicks version, the two flavors that immediately stood out insanely clearly to me were:

creamsicle ... and berry cap'n crunch

i was 94% sure i was riight, but didn't have a chance to test that theory ... until today >:3

that's all for my yappin here's that recipe! ingredients:

berry cap'n crunch cereal (we didn't have the 'oops all berries' it had regular mixed in, i just picked out the berry ones). blend or crush as finely as you can!

orange creamsicles

additional vanilla ice cream

milk (as needed to thin mixture)

optional black raspberry ice cream (for additional fruitiness if desired, purple colour also!)

optional whipped cream (topping)

i've only tried this once and it tasted too strongly of the cereal so i used too much of that, and i don't have exact measurements(sorry, if i try again and get closer i'll keep track and update!), but this go i did the following:

put approx 1 cup of berry crunch in blender and mix to break apart

add 3 creamsicles (minus sticks), and milk as needed, blend together

optional taste test

add 2 large scoops of ice cream, vanilla or black raspberry, depending what you have and/or how fruity the current mixture tastes, blend (add more milk if needed)

pour into cups and add whipped cream on top :3

it made about~ two good sized cupfuls, we split it in three unevenly so i'm not 100% sure lol. if you let the ice cream/creamsicles melt enough to be mixable by hand and went to absolute town on the cereal you could probably make this without a blender!

anyway go be free summon grimace and ik they dont have these anymore but dont give those clowns any money

#if you wana you can drop me a buck tho kofi links on my main page♡ #grimace shake #grimace #recipe #milkshake #im sure you could add purple food colouring or something #the cereal does give it flecks of colour i bet if u added sprinkles and/or something glittery itd be real pretty #was gona get a pic but left my phone downstairs and wanted to Consume #pretty close i think! even with using too much cereal #i didnt use vanilla ice cream myself but both flavours were a bit too strong to match the grimace shake so i think adding some more to it #would make it even closer #id just been hoping there was enough in the creamsicles and was too lazy to get out another thing of ice cream lol #wouldve tried this MUCH much sooner but been between jobs and am just now finally Finally starting to get a little bit of money back up #which is gona be going right back out the window because current job is temp and the end is around the corner:'3 #just me #in case it wasnt clear FUCK mcdonalds btw #free palestine #im sure capn crunch isnt great either😭 there might be store brand fruit cereals that are super similar?? #if anyone tries this and wants to post a pic/give feedback or thoughts id love to see!:D

[genericpuff]

hi have this very low res photo of me from 2019 that nearly took me out when i found it in my FB memories

buckle up past me, you haven't even hit the plague yet

#you thought you were unhealthy back THEN bitch #just you wait #you'll be chugging 1L pepsi's a day before you know it #and then you'll dump the pepsi and get hooked on FRUIT JUICE #it's ok tho because you also get engaged #ur still not actually technically married #but that doesn't matter you'll still say you're married anyways #also that comic you've been working on for 5 years will be done in 2 years #i won't tell you which celebrity your comic finale accidentally kills but it's a BIG ONE and you're gonna be so upset #you own a car now #you're still broke af but you own a car now #there's this FF XIV expansion that's gonna come out in a few years called endwalker and it's gonna blow your MIND #self post #selfie