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sunsestart · 5 months
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i-eat-novels · 19 days
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mxtx fandoms be like 😔🙏
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risingmoonyue · 2 years
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Clone Wars AU where instead of chips, the clones are actually raised to be undercover as loyal soldiers knowing they'd betray the jedi ("traitors") on the order, and are all ready to complete their mission—
But uh. The jedi are really nice?? And kinda dumb??? And they reaaaally don't know how they survived this long when they are just so dumb and trusting and oh no they're attached.
There are many unfortunate realizations. The clones form a support group to rant about their stupid jetii because "—guys you don't understand he loses his lightsaber every two seconds and then smiles at me when I give it back and has decided since I have it so much I should know how to use it and this week he ordered chocolate for everyone what do I do—"
Bly be sitting in the corner, rocking because "Oh no she's hot"
Wolffe is sitting there holding in manly tears because Plo is a buir but he's a traitor but Plo is such a buir can he be my buir
Rex is like "listen I know Skywalker is supposed to be the one non-traitor of the bunch but like. He's crazy???? And the Commander is also crazy???? How am I supposed to keep up with them???? How much worse would they be without Kenobi????????? And I think Skywalker might actually murder us all if anyone touches the commander or Kenobi???????????"
And meanwhile Fox is all "I keep pulling this one weird jedi out of the dumpster and I can't get rid of him. How do I get rid of him, he's growing on me like mold and I hate it."
Meanwhile I cant decide if the Jedi know that somethings up with the clones and are keeping them close or if they just are genuinely like "man those guys are so great ❤️❤️❤️ I'd trust my life with them ❤️❤️❤️ if they don't tell me smth they def have a good reason ❤️❤️❤️"
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cielle-b · 9 days
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I have this funny thought that Gerry isn't actually Goth, he's more of a metal head (although there is overlap) cause the only two times that we hear about anything about his music tastes, it's "heavy metal music" and that time he was seen wearing a mastodon shirt
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daydreamerwonderkid · 10 months
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Here. Have a dumb convo I wrote for a oneshot that will never see the light of day.
Bruce: I know having siblings can be difficult. But I still think-
Tim: Oh my fucking GOD!!! You were an only child, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
Bruce: ...
Dick: ...
Cassandra: ...
Jason: ...
Duke: ...
Stephanie: ...
Damian: ...
Alfred: As astute an observation as that may be, Master Timothy, I must request you refrain from uttering anymore profanity while dinner is still underway.
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Her name is Raven Obsidian Everdark, and no one knows if that's her actual name
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Yes, she signs her name with the doodle on every single paperwork, even her official Mann.co files <3
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cpericardium · 7 months
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remember how in the original Ward 15.6, Contessa wore a tank top
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but then readers went awooga and it was edited
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justice for tank top tessa
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esperanzagalaxy · 11 months
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 this was the last design i made for a con back in march. i’m genuinely still very proud of it. i worry for him, kind of.
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alisoncooper · 1 year
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a list of crimes committed by alison cooper:
assault (technically not committed on purpose, but could’ve been construed as such by the builder who she, very violently, threw a mug at)
failure to comply with building regulations (was told the house was structurally unsafe after building work and not to have X-amount of people in one room at any one time, but lied about it for monetary gain which then led to a workplace accident)
blackmail (knew about barclay’s tax avoidance and used it against him to save herself money in legal fees)
confidence trickery/fraud (conned several paranormal investigators)
criminal damage (punctured a guest’s tyres)
bribery (to stop her driveway being “fixed” by the council)
told the captain he couldn’t sing (isn’t actually a crime but should be)
bonus morally dubious behaviour:
genuinely thought barclay was going to die and was happy to let him do so without helping him as long as he didn’t die on her land
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theirloveisgross · 2 months
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Can't wait to listen to RUTS, the fourth studio album by Zayn Malik.
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onesidedradiostatic · 2 months
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re: Katie Killjoy - Well, quite honestly, I think Vox hasn't done anything to her because of those ✧*̥˚ ratings ✧*̥:・゚ ! You know there's gotta be an audience of homophobic people in Hell who want to watch TV. He can't just let that be an untapped audience, he has to get their views and money too!
getting their views and money as he homoerotically obsesses over alastor on live tv and makes out with valentino (which velvette probably posted online). absolute goals
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comradesaucegay · 2 years
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i can't believe this exists and that it's still available on their website
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kindlyanni · 5 months
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Lol I assume you're not familiar with this use of the word, then? :D
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buggachat · 2 years
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me: why is my clip file slow :(
my clip file: 
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snowangeldotmp3 · 5 months
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peeta mellark is a he/him butch lesbian. source? he told me himself.
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daydreamerwonderkid · 10 months
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I wanna write a oneshot where--the Batkids give their various reactions to Bruce fondly grumpily informing them that after 20+ years of "friendship," he's finally "considering" an official relationship with Clark and Diana and wants to know their opinions before committing--so fucking badly, but the only reaction my brain will focus on is Jason giving Bruce a dead-eyed look and saying:
"You don't deserve either of them."
Bruce--now nearly fluent in Jason-speak--takes that as him approving the relationship and promptly moves on to ask his other kids for their thoughts.
Alternatively, my brain also won't stop fixating on Jason going up to Diana and/or Clark later and saying:
"You can do better."
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