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daydreamerwonderkid · 7 months

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Dan Mora & Jorge Jimenez at NYCC 2023:

#dan mora #superbat #superman #clark kent #batman #bruce wayne #dc shit post #dc shitpost #dan mora really out here feeding us #jorge jimenez #updated post once i found out about #jorge jimenez's own superbat drawing #we just keep on winning!!!!#nycc 2023

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radiosummons · 11 months

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"I mean, yeah, he's clearly mentally ill. But you gotta admit it's a little charming watching him walk around pretending like he's not."

Clark roasting defending Bruce at some point, I'm sure.

#dc comics #dc #dc shit post #batman #bruce waybe #clark kent #superman #superbat #whether their relationship is purely platonic #or romantic #you can't deny that these two #are not fucking normal #about each other #lmao #incorect dc quotes #incorrect quotes

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swugflower · 6 months

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Brucie Wayne gets interviewed and the question who, expect Batman, is his favorite Gotham hero.

After some awkward moments of silence, he blurts out that it’s Spoiler. Since she is the only one from the main active team that isn’t his kid and this way he avoids picking a favorite.

Meanwhile, the group chats explodes into chaos instantly.

#this post was supposed to be about who he thinks is the hottest #but a good chunk of them are still minors and I didn’t want anyone mad at me for a shit post written at 2am #so it turned into favorite #swugs ted talk #batman #bruce wayne #dc #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #damian al ghul #duke Thomas #and yes I know Team Batman is way bigger but this is about the main bitches #stephanie brown #spoiler

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trashcattt · 4 days

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yEaH “wHaT iF”

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that-one-weird-cloud0 · 3 months

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Danny: *just chilling on the couch while being very still™️ at the Wayne Manor*

Clark: *comes to visit*

Clark: hey Bruce?

Bruce: yes?

Clark: why is there a dead child in your living room?

Bruce: what 0-0

Danny: oh shit

Danny: *starts up heartbeat* better?

Clark: *even more freaked out*

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monikalovescola · 5 months

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#dano riddler #dc riddler #the batman #shitpost #the batman 2022 #paul dano #robert pattinson #funny #funny shit #funny post

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nerdpoe · 2 months

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Clark needs to get into the alien spaceship that's attacking Metropolis. Kara, Jon, and Kon are all busy helping civilians. There's a force field around the ship that's stopping him. Then an RV launches itself off of the building next to him and straight into the spaceship.

Jack and Maddie had been heading through Metropolis to Gotham to attend a tech expo. Danny and Jazz were left home, and they were getting daily updates from Jazz.

Then aliens started attacking Metropolis.

And, well, clearly none of these people know defensive driving. The GAV is more than equipped to punch a hole through that forcefield, they can tell from the readings they're getting.

So...why not lend a helping hand?

Anyways that's how the Drs Fenton ended up on the Justice League roster as resident Mad Scientists.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #i like to think this is post reveal #and the reveal went well #the GAV tearing through an alien spaceship #blasting down doors and shit #gets to the control room for jack and maddie to hop out and just whale on the baddie #he was livestreaming to any TV in the world #suddenly two dorks in hazmat suits that won't stop calling each other honeybunches and fudgecakes #are pummeling him with frightening efficiency

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enchantingruinscandy · 2 years

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lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

#the funniest part is that this images name is 'Superman-Batman-Friends' and im out here stealing it for a superbat shit post #superbat #if i ever make a sideblog solely for dc stuff im going to be calling it 'superman-batman-friends'#the try guys #try guys #ned fulmer #i lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship #enchanted dumbassery

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batcavescolony · 1 year

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*family hanging out*

Damian: *sneaking in animals* Drake I need a distraction.

Tim: why should I help you?

Damian: I won't tell everyone how many people you killed when you blew up Grandfather's league bases.

Tim: fine. HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME DICK KILLED THE JOKER AND BRUCE REVIVED HIM?

Dick&Bruce: *looks at Tim in horror*

Tim: it was getting too chummy around here anyways.

Jason: I'M SORRY WHAT!!!

Damian: *sneaks his animals in*

#comics #dc comics #robin #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #red robin #jason todd #nightwing #red hood #damian wayne #batfam #incorect batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #shit post #i forgot i had this in drafts lol

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ew-selfish-art · 8 months

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DPxDC Au: Normally when Danny vandalizes ancient cave walls and historic places on his 'favor' missions for Clockwork, he gets sent back to erase them. But no, apparently this time, when Danny added his actual phone number into some painting, he's not allowed to go back and fix it. Ugh.

...

Tim has had the painting of Bruce professionally reviewed a few times since the old Bat was retrieved from the time stream. He's not entirely sure how the painting still exists, he's not even sure that it matters any more... But one day Tim catches something new in the painting.

It was small, and it could've just been the light at first but... Is that a phone number in the background?? It looks like black marker on the black curtains and it makes him feel feral. The family is kinder this time about how they think he's gone crazy- but each one of them admit that they can't remember a phone number ever being present.

The lab reports that the number was added over the paint- and that it's an ink based marking akin to a sharpie but like, hundreds of years old. So... It's been added recently but not at all recently enough for Tim to have an explanation.

Tim doesn't want to hear any more of his family members opinions on the matter and he certainly isn't going to just, stop investigating or something stupid like that. So, he takes the painting to the tower, gathers his team (Cassie, Kon and Bart), and they call the number in the middle of the night after a lot of planning/back-and-forth/catastrophizing.

It doesn't answer until the final ring, and the static that comes through the phone is bone chilling. A deep, monstrous groan which echoed with agony fills the room.

"I have a math test in like, three hours, who the fuck are you and why the fuck are you calling in the middle of the night?" The voice now complains, still sounding vaguely inhuman despite it's very human word choices.

"Your number is in a historical painting, we had a few questions but uh, you can call us back later?" Tim cringes as he says it but he hadn't planned on having to reply to someone trying to go back to bed. Or someone who was apparently also a teenager. (He had so, so many contingency plans for like, every kind of villain, alien or demon. lame.)

"...Ugh. might as well." The voice calls out, agreeing with a sigh that echos so deeply the team can feel it in their bones.

"Cool. Good luck on your test?" Tim offers.

"Mph." And the line hangs up.

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Danny is at lunch with Sam and Tucker when he remembers the late night call. He'd spent the morning bitching about never getting a full night of sleep and it finally occurred to him what had happened. Of course his friends think it's hilarious that CW wouldn't let him erase his number. Of course they do.

They stop laughing when Danny calls the number back.

"Hello, this is Red Robin of Gotham. I have Superboy, Wonder girl and Impulse present with me. How did your math test go?"

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #dc crossover #dp crossover #long post #let danny be a shit head kid who puts the weird s on historical documents #clockwork always has him clean up his messes but not this time #this time he holds it over his head and danny is so annoyed #yj just want answers and dammit the horrors persist but so do they #someone please continue this #i beg

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arunneronthird · 9 months

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What’s ur headcanon or idea of how Tim and Damian will bond? Plus 🫶🫶🫶 your work!!!

okay heres my vision

i will be taking no further comments

#my art #ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.#i fall solidly on ''i like it as long as its not die4u adjacent'' territory on this #i refuse to make my dc posts any more accessible for people not obsessed with shit bands sorry #damian wayne #tim drake #dick grayson #batman #dc comics

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daydreamerwonderkid · 10 months

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The real Batman V Superman that Big DC wants to hide from y'all:

Bruce "Obviously, the country boy charm is a ruse he uses to throw off any and all suspicion. But it won't work on me. I will find out what he's hiding, it's only a matter of time. There's no way he's actually that sweet and wholesome" Wayne

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Clark "If so mean, why is he so friend shaped?" Kent

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Let's not pretend here, folks. We all know who wins.

#bruce wayne #batman #clark kent #superman #superbat #platonic or romantic #these two drive me insane #lmao #clark saw emo kid bruce #sitting alone on the bus with his headphones on #blasting linkin park loud enough to shake the bus #and just sat next to him and asked if he liked nickelback #they've been best friends ever since #dc shit post #batman shit post #superman shit post

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radiosummons · 10 months

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I have literally nothing to support this stupid idea, but I just feel deep in my soul that Damian would love the word "cringe."

#radio talks #dc shit post #batman shit post #batfam #batfamily #damian wayne #damian al ghul #he picked the word up from #stephanie and he hasn't stopped #using it ever since

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betterthanbatman1 · 6 months

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I love you Selina but absolutely fucking not

“He almost got himself killed because you taught him to be a good man"

No he fucking didn't. Jason taught himself to be a good man. Jasons life fucked him over and he became a good man despite that. He knows that he has to be the one to protect the vulnerable people of Gotham because no one else will. Because he knows from first hand experience what it's like to be on the receiving end of Gotham's cruelty.

He almost got himself killed because HE taught himself to be a good man.

I hate the assumption that Jason was born to be a fuck up. That he was always going to become a criminal. But NO! ‘Bruce the saviorTM’ saved Jason from his poor worthless self and turned him into a good man!!

It's fucked up and dc should do better.

l know Bruce helped guide Jason, but Jason is who he is despite Bruce. Not because of him.

#These feelings are coming out strong after the Gotham war shit #I initially put this in the tags but later felt it was more impactful in the actual post #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #batfam #dc #catwoman 58 #catwoman #Selina Kyle #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #id in alt text

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trashcattt · 11 days

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