#i FIXED IT

[bethanydelleman]

Everyone, we can fix Hamlet and Romeo & Juliet if we just switch the leads.

Romeo wakes up in Hamlet's body and meets the ghost of "his" father telling him to kill his uncle. So if course Romeo just fucking does it, because he never considers consequences, and then gets onto more important shit, like romancing Ophelia, political fallout be damned! But given that he's the son of the murdered king, he'd probably end up on top.

Hamlet wakes up as Romeo and is told that he can't marry the love of his life because his family hates her family. Instead of killing Tybalt and getting Merucio murdered, he's planning elaborate meet-cutes for the two warring families. He's putting on plays about blood feuds and how to overcome them. He either succeeds in bringing the families together or bores Juliet enough with his indecision that the glow wears off and she moves on; both positive options. Everybody lives.

#romeo and juliet #hamlet #i fixed it #everyone is happy we can go home #i don't know if Romeo should be king but he'll figure it out #i mean should Hamlet be king either? #monarchy problems #Shakespeare

[kys14m-140m]

👤-"naprawię ją"

Tymczasem ona:

Powodzenia życzę

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#bede motylkiem #motylki any #lekka jak motyl #nie chce jeść #nie chce być gruba #i fixed it #pamiętnik motylka

[churrofoxart]

I found some beautiful solangelo art on Instagram thought more people need to see it

The account is: @_r3nni3_ on Instagram

#riordanverse #!!NOT my art!! #pjo #hoo #toa #stsats #the sun and the star #percy jackson and the Olympians #trials of apollo #solangelo #will solace #nico di angelo #solangelo fanart #beautiful fanart #rb if u want more people to see #i fixed it

[minjiquo]

Quick doodle before I rethink my life choices.

I'm still trying to figure out how to draw Angel Lucifer...it's so weird. I mean–WHERE ARE HIS CHOMPERS????

ITS JUST ILLEGAL—STOP—

#hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #lucifer magne #lucifer morningstar #hazbin art #lucifer hazbin hotel #angel lucifer #doodle #RIP to the chompers #might delete later #Because I just can't #His teeth #he’s missing his halo—ShuSH #I fix #I fixed it

[sonnyaavce]

CHAPTER # 0

The first meeting that was supposed to be drafted ended up being chaotic once everyone went to the watchtower. Some JL members as well some of the Dark that weren’t supposed to be around in base were quickly debriefed in the mission and found the current sight a bit amusing as they saw the small child spirit in one of the main leagues arms deep asleep and purring like a cat calmly.

Flash did indeed found it a bit cute at first but now it was just hilarious that Wonder Woman; who was known to be a fierce Amazonian, the one who hated male human contact would end up being demoted as a motherly figure by the small spectre and ‘wow’ wasn’t that a kicker, that ghost and spirits are real in the end? 

Now, don’t get him wrong but Barry is a scientist by hearth and a firm non believer in anything that relates to the supernatural; aliens and mutants? sure those are scientifically proved but death people, core magic and ghost? Nuh uh… nop, that’s way too kahooted for him and a very nonsensical non scientific stuff to be mixing himself with.

So, he knows he’s starting to look a bit crazed as he stared a tad contemplative at the small baby ghost ‘tuttelagé’ he corrects himself in his head ‘he’s a dead protective spirit’ but he’s just soooo curios…..

“We now will start with the debrief with the members of Dark explaining some background first” announced Batman over the table, making Barry focus on the rest of the team surrounding him; Superman and Aquaman together with Hal and Martian MH were moving documents and folders that the Bat had made in just five minutes after the mission and ‘how the fuck did he do that! He’s the Flash and even him isn’t that efficient to pull out a document in that short amount of time!’

“First things first, the mission” intones Constantine taking a cig and lighting it of with his magic “we, the Justice League Dark received an S.O.S tip from someone who claimed that there were some unknown cult people making the homeless disappear from some of your cities” making some quick slides and pictures appear “we noticed a pattern with them tho, they only kidnapped people with shady or non-visible outline; so some cities like Star City and Metropolis only had one or two missing and the only large one was of course…. Gotham and Bluddhaven, so we decided to involve the according héroes of these cities”

Zatanna then interrupted to add “We also noticed that some of these place still reeked death, from an old ritual that we found some clues into it, we discovered some things”

“First, what they did and how they did it before disappearing was concerning” added Constantine, as he releases a spell to burn of the cig “ and the second thing we noticed was, when we finally came in contact with one of these places we discovered these….”

Zatanna moved aside as a massive green looming circle came into view “Swamp Thing together with Enchantress managed to find some more clues about the deity these cults were trying to summon and among the common ones like Hades, Kali  or Anubis we found out this one belonging to an ancient god of the death like Mictlantecuhtli or Ah Puch, but we managed to narrow it down to one member that belongs to a group called The Endless”

Constantine then interrupts again, this time taking a long break as Batman grunts “now before we start explaining who these gals are we have to get understand this a’right? The Endless are a family of beings who are very prickly to bond with, but they are Death, Delirium, Desire, Despair, Destiny, Destruction and Dream and each of them is as ancient as a god, so we don’t mention these guys in the open likewise”

Zatanna then added “with this, now we had a lead on who they were trying to bring forth but also the location of the ritual they were trying to do” 

“But, where does this tuttelagé fall all into this?” interrupted Green Arrow looking towards Wonder Woman with the child still sleeping  in her arms “by Zatanna words, he’s a protection spirit not a death one, where does this kid spirit fall into this mess”

“We think the cultist as they were trying to summon Death itself but because Death doesn’t like to answer her phone, instead forcefully brought out one of his most closer charges” tutted Constantine answering the man.

“Death has tons of offspring scattered all around the multiverse for her to care to count but with what Z’ says it’s true about the little tick then this means someone hurt her son and his charge in a way that almost makes him fade away”

“And this is bad becauseee?” slurred stupidly Flash, Constantine exhaled annoyed at the speedster “because it means that whatever these idiots did, it hurt an offspring of Death itself, and Death isn’t as forgiving as Dream or Destiny; so if she so wants, she could end this world and be done with us because one of her children; because news ta ya Flash, Death adores her children equally”

The faces of several members of the Justice League were ashen as it dawn in, a heavy sense of dread sets in as everyone looks at the baby resting in Dianna's arms still sleeps soundly.

masterpost

#danny phantom #dpxdc #dp x dc writing prompt #justice league #baby danny #danny fenton #i did a thing #i did my best #i did this to myself #i fixed it #english isnt my first language

[faygos]

john doodle in my car this morning

(soundtrack)

#john egbert #homestuck #classic homestuck #whomstve #i will never not love funk music #every morning i bump my speakers so loud i launch my car into the sun #edit: his hand was too big and it was bugging me #i fixed it #no more yaoi hand john

[kross-nyte]

the original illustration of this idea had not very nice things directed at luci cat so i made it nice to luci cat

#lol #memes #lmao #meme #shitpost #funny shit #hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #radioapple #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer #hazbin art #cursed cat alastor #cursed cat lucifer #cat alastor #jambalaya #alastor cat #hazbinhotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel art #cats #kitties #kittens #kitty #kitteh #cute animals #i fixed it #now it doesn't bad #illustration

[boundless-n-bare]

#it originally said “kissing” #i fixed it

[sentientsliotar]

“Do you ever dream about mom?”

I shrieked

To be honest I never got how Poseidon could land the goddess Sally Jackson, or why Percy respected his dad (sorta), but with saving Percy, the 4 pearls, the milkshake scene and this

I get it

#percy jackson #sally jackson #pjo poseidon #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo spoilers #percy jackson tv series #pjo hoo toa #riordanverse #pjo fandom #sally x poseidon #percy jackson spoilers #pjo tv show #posiedon pjo #poseidon #I misspelled ever as every when I first posted this #I fixed it #but I feel like I should un-fix it in the spirit of Percy Jackson

[fraudulent-cheese]

You cannot tell me Harold wouldn't debate the lore behind children's movies. He just would.

#cheese posting #total drama #total drama textposts #total drama memes #td dj #td harold #td heather #screaming gaffers #hbombs #i fixed it

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

[A normal morning at the Hazbin Hotel]

Husk: Hey! That’s my cigar!

Pentious: You’ll ssssteal another!

Vaggie: Hey, assholes! We’ve got work to do!

Charlie: I thought that I’d surprise my mother-

Angel: If you can find her-

Everyone: Who asked you?!

*BONUS*

Alastor: It takes a smile that spreads like butter…

#Niffty and Alastor are just watching the chaos unfold #dance number anyone? #dancing newsboys #ahem sinners #carrying the banner #Hazbin hotel #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect newsies #incorrect Hazbin hotel #newsies #newsies 1992 #newsies stage show #incorrect newsies quotes #idk I couldn’t fit in Alastor #WAIT #I fixed it #charlie morningstar #vaggie #Angel dust #husk #sir pentious #racetrack higgins #jack kelly #that bitch is halfway down the street #oh she’s dancing! #but it’s a musical!

[spicymc]

When I got this card, I knew I had to fix it.

Enjoy a very loving hug from the angy one.

#obey me #obey me satan #obey me nightbringer #obey me shall we date #obey me satan x mc #satan x mc #hell yeah #yes please #I fixed it #satan x you #satan #om satan

[moipale]

"ART had an alternate, more drastic plan that included giving me sex-related parts, and I told it that was absolutely not an option." (Artificial Condition, pg. 50)

do you think ART did its crew members' bottom surgery

#the murderbot diaries #tmbd #perihelion #asshole research transport #this occurred to me this morning and i had to fight not to laugh and disturb my sleeping roommate #ART... ally of all time... it will do your surgeries and dispense your HRT #all for the low low price of Never Leave It Or It Will Blow Up A Planet #murderbot #IF YOU SEE A VERSION OF THIS INCORRECTLY CITING ROGUE PROTOCOL. SORRY #I FIXED IT

[xray-vex]

i would let him do anything he wanted to me

#i paused at just the right moment and uh #fucking jesus fucking christ #stupid sexy stede bonnet #fucking run me through #stede bonnet #ofmd #there #i fixed it #edward motherfucking teach is in love/lust with stupid sexy stede bonnet #edward teach #ofmd meme

[sea-of-tears]

#witcher 3 #witcher ciri #vernilla #cerys an craite #ciri x cerys #i fixed it

[sonnyaavce]

DP x DC prompt #04

You're familiar with the situation, where Danny possesses a space core and has a strong fixation on protection, correct? And that he's also a High King, right?

I had a 'what if' kinda situation and my ideas tend to wander around before I take my meds and write them down soooo before they take effect I'll write some of my ideas about this 'what if'

the Justice League has just recently been formed.

The event is about at the beginning of Darksied trying to destroy the earth (I think it was a DC Dark I think?)

King!Danny my big boy who is living his life unnoticed in this Earth dimension is chillin'.

Sees the heroes falling back one by one and decides to interfere.

Yeets the living hell out of Darkseid after he tries to send the paradoons.

JL just watches as an eldritch creature manifests in front of them and just wacks Darkseid on his face (at this point I just want HK!Danny kicks this mdfkr ass)

I might add some shit to this later, as I'm high as shit rn and my ideas tend to wander a lot.

#danny phantom #dp x dc writing prompt #dpxdc #highkingdanny #ghost king danny #english is not my first language #i did my best #i fixed it #dc x dp crossover