#hot damn i made him hot

[caesarinsalata]

Tradition

I finally came up with something for the prompt

#fma #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #edward elric #my doodles #my art #freckles #fma art #prompt #tradition #this one day on the challenge has held me up FOR SO LONG #it just came to me to draw something simple like him braiding his hair #thats virtually a tradition for him right? #im loving this blue theme ive got going on lol #also #when have you EVER see this much of Edwards face??? #NEVER #pretty boi ed #hot damn i made him hot #whoops #🤣 #i doubt ill ever actually draw his automail correctly #im too lazy i think

[hunnam]

@BeefyPeaches on Twitter

#BeefyPeaches #usermichi #userdylan #smoking #pecs #Mine #i made a certain gif of him flashing and shaking a certain part of him but deliberately left it out #if you want to see it go to his twitter #I been following him for ages only just occurred to me to gif him #he's so damn hot

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Bringing this back for the upteenth time...because...I fucking love it. That's why.

Vincent Price as Dr. Frankenstein - Danny Kaye Show (1965)

#vincent price #frankenstein #dr. Frankenstein #scientist #danny kaye #Danny Kaye show #i love this so much #no doubt one of my favorite gif sets ever #plus hes insanely cute and silly #and so sexy #i desire him #so damn hot #im fine. this is fine #bicon #bisexual #icon #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set #gifs

[ballpitwitch]

PUP QUIZ with KEANU REEVES

“Who’s the puppy king?! I’m the puppy king!”

#*has 2 puppies in his lap* 'DO THEY KNOW EACH OTHER???' #Keanu Reeves #keanureevesedit #dilfgifs #dilfedit #* #HELLO SUNSHINE #me 5'4": i will pick him up #keanu has been here and hot my whole damn life #i take a certain special amount of solace in that #this was the first time i'd watched a late show in like a decade #i'm pretty sure i made sounds that only whales can hear #or like a broken fax machine #dopamine hit #do i wanna be keanu or do i wanna be the puppies #.....depends on the day #yes you are the puppy king #dogs know when someone's good

[wackachewbacca]

The voice actors for Re: Dracula are just amazing at what they are doing I can feel them actually embodying their characters and it’s especially astounding with Karim Konfli playing the Count as cunning and evil and then the turn around when he plays a suave piano tune in my ear and suddenly I don’t have a moral backbone

#yes I know th count is evil and bad but karim made him too damn charismatic and hot dammit!!!! #like really that song did not need to be that sexy especially on today’s episode #also was it supposed to be about jonathan???? #karim kronfli #dracula daily #re: dracula #october 3rd

[valkyri]

All he feeds us is crumbs, but damn he looks good!

#Neil Ellice #John Soap MacTavish #Soap MacTavish #hot damn #i need him #you would've made an incredible captain

[ryllen]

they caught u cheating with all of them event  |  [x]

#sdv #stardew valley #sdv alex #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv harvey #sdv shane #sdv elliott #it made me laugh so much at the audacity of the choices; and then there's sam at the end SMILING WHILE CALLING THEM BOYS I M DYING #like he could use guys ; BUT HE USES BOYS FSHDHSDH LIKE A LEADER OF SOME BOY GANG ; FORGETTING IT DOES NOT CONSIST OF SEBASTIAN ONLY #why does our farmer look at alex in a 'help me' way; is it because we know he has the softest heart; or jock be like hoes before bros; or #he just pridefully thought we want protection from him; nevertheless; god damn it's so hot how he's so stern like he really despises ur #wrongdoing ; 'typical' who HAD HURT U BEFORE AND GET AWAY BY CRYING FOR U TO SAY THIS??????? ; ALEEEEEXXX............!!!!!!!!!!!! #stardew alex #stardew sam #stardew sebastian #stardew harvey #stardew shane #stardew elliott #stardew valley alex #stardew valley sam #stardew valley sebastian #stardew valley harvey #stardew valley shane #stardew valley elliott #fanart #anyhow i love how they jumped 3 times before declaring what they agreed on doing together; i imagine they thump the pool table in unison #in anger; that's a very bros move #despite the topic; it actually looks very fun the way they all gather together despite all difference; fhsdsh farmer unites them in a way #i love the way they are in unison pissed off when u start to use the crying move; like; Y E A RIGHT don't think we didn't expect that

[jessieren]

And another… watching him speak with his hands is like a lesson in semaphore… but with more movement 😁

#shaun evans #itv endeavour #endeavour morse #fidget friday #feral fidget friday #this man talks with his hands #a lot… #what’s that? #I didn’t quite catch it #perhaps you could try a mime #oh #you already were #wonder what would happen #if you made him sit on his hands #and not talk with them #lol that would actually be funny #if I ever meet him I’ll suggest it #which is pretty unlikely to be honest #which is probably better for me and him #especially him #my tags are writing themselves again #anyway… he’s fucking hot here #and I love how he talks with his hands #hot damn evans

[crybaby-bkg]

ohhh my god I’m looking at all these sex toys for this fic and saw this like pleasure tape that you can use for a lotta stuff and????? thinking about being a brat to gojo and acting like nothing he does is enough for you and he gets a little fed up about being sooo under appreciated!!!

so he lays you out on the bed and goes to work with the tape. tapes your mouth shut and your wrists together. tapes your tits so they sit up nice and perky for him to nip and lick at whenever he damn so pleases. then moves down between your legs, shushes you with condescending coos when you wiggle and plead through the tape for him to let you up, even though you’re wetter than he thinks he’s ever seen you.

and he tapes your cunt from top to bottom, despite your little hiccuping moans about how mean he is to you. at least, that’s what it sounds like, but for that, he still flips you over to tape your asshole too, biting at the flesh when you groan.

and then he leaves you there, wiggling and moaning and looking so pretty for him like this. tied up and teary eyed, and when you beg through the tape to be freed, only then does he feel a little more appreciated because you need him. that’s all he’s ever wanted from you.

#DOES THIS MAKE SENSE #I hope so #it made sense in my head #but as I was writing it I was like hmmmmmm what. #but yeah that pleasure tape had me barking at my phone #never been a fan of being tied up/down and such #but it’s something like so demeaning yet hot about using the tape to cover you #oh you don’t wanna appreciate me? wanna be a brat? complain that I don’t give you enough bc I’m so busy? #fine. you get nothing then. #ohhh I’m weak in the knees #him making you wear it all day when he’s out to ensure you can’t touch yourself 😵‍💫 #he can always tell when the tape has been taken off and reapplied #and he punishes you for it 😵‍💫 #I need. t lay down. #I wont him so bad #okay gn I don’t need to come up w ANOTHA damn fic idea #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #gojo treats! 🍬

[soldier-poet-king]

Playing a drow in bg3 bc I love them and holy shit everyone is SO casually racist to my pc (even the tieflings!!! Another historically persecuted race!!! I expected it at least from the bitchy wood elf druid lady but the tieflings???)

#im literally only at the druid camp and everyone is SO mean>:( #im not even a lolth drow #fran plays bg3 #anyway it kinda fits with my backstory #drow taken by convent as a child and made into a paladin #and by taken i mean straight up stolen by self righteous humam assholes who have to save the evil drow children uwu #anywaym shes uh. confused abt everything. growing up in a convent to be a do gooder #but is like. actuallt. a selfish coward and doesnt wanna be that #so im multiclassing into pact of the fiend warlock #padlock multiclassing my beloved. what is cooler. NOTHING #party rn is just me astarion wyll and gale hanging out doing crimes while wyll and gale disapprove #oops :) #im having a blast :) truly will to live restored i am going to cause problems on purpose:3 #astarion/charis mutusl corruption arc. theyre gonns get worse AND better at the same time #also gale keeps giving me whiplash bc he sounds SOOO much like greg ellis as anders in da awakenings #its NOT him i googled it #but damn this man sounds like cullen as anders FOR REAL #hes kinda hot in a definitely keeping secrets but also magic way #him and periklea would get along soooo well

[oozeandgoo-art]

old drawing I never posted. i like these two freaks, I should draw them more

#rubin #skironir #oc #rukaan #humanization #skironir is fully on board with the murder for the record. She likes rubin because he loves to kill people and she thinks it's cool and fun #someone warned her when she was like human-nineteen (im not sure how to translate caribou ages to humans LMAO could've been #anywhere from 19 to 25ish) that there was a weird loner freak eating out of the garbage and threatening people with knives and she went #'damn thats crazy. hes kinda hot. im gonna be his friend' #rubin (also approximately the same age as her) was like 'ive never had a friend before and im not going to start now. fuck off' #and then failed so hard at not having any friends that he fell in love like an idiot and now he's stuck with her forever and she can't get #rid of him. which works for skironir because she would be very sad if she did get rid of him #im not sure im gonna keep the she/her pronouns for skir. in all the stuff i've written for the deer game with skir i use he/him #but rubin using he/him pronouns in the mg!au also trips me up a bunch because i keep being like this is girl rubin he's a girl i made him #into a girl and now he's a girl. and then i get lost in the pronoun weeds LMAO #you undrestand #anyway i enjoy them a lot #very straightforward characters. they roll into town. they cause problems. they kill someone. they leave #i should make magical girl katjaana straight up just a dude. for balance. a dude who uses she/her and turns into a magical girl also #or maybe i could go full tuxedo mask with her.... idk

[hauntingblue]

Ace...?? they cloned my beautiful wife...

#ace if he was born with his mother's hair but without freckles....... #this 3d intro... damn they spent their coins here but didnt age that well xd #i love how there is nearly a movie for every character that joins since usopp.... sanji got the last one. chopper has one i havent seen #and robin now.... i mean its not their movie but you know what i mean #zoro and nami on the same wavelength i miss you.... my fag and hag sisters.... #robin old design i miss you.... her and nami look so different.... not like now.... #I MISS CHOPPER OLD DESIGN HE LOOKS SO SILLY!!! #the goofy scenes are too good..... 'luffy what are you doing''nothing just a fight' 'okay dont get lost' #also sanji with robin and nami while the others fight... the girls AND sanji #this guy looks like ace with his kinds long middle part hair and eyes.... and luffy likes seeing hum fight #i am seeing things where there are non but my beautiful not dead yet wife keeps haunting me once again #seeing luffy talk about how if he dies fighting to be pirate king then so be it and like HE DID!!!! AND THAT DIDN'T STOP HIM!! #kids with guns TUN TUN kids with guns TUN TUN #robin made a gigantesco mano.... this was visionary #ROBIN giving back the gun to the child so he shoots luffy and he can bounce it back.... luffy enabler num 1. #nami threatening a child with zoros sword.... i needed this so bad. #shryer.... your drip too hard.... your swag too different.... your smoke too hot.... they will kill you #NOOOOOOO the clone of my beautiful dead wife died just like him.... face down... #the old man is dying and zoro knows.... #shryer is alive who woulda thot..... #'be serious' 'im always serious... didnt i get out?' this is him. omg #sanji with the cooking hacks for the fight.... i am sure of it... also sanji spy come back to me.... #THE BOY IS THE SISTER??? AND THE OLD MAN AND ACE CLONE ARE BLOWN UP??? #it is flour lmao they got their ideas from the fight with crocodile #everyone is alive and well 👍🏻including the hat #that was kinda beautiful with that plot twist and everyone wanting to live and all.... #nami strangling zoro!!!! more!!! #talking tag #watching one piece #watching one piece movies

[talleryn]

Kipps: how did none of you hear what I just said?

George: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours

Lucy: I got distracted about halfway through

Lockwood: ignoring you was a conscious decision

#Kipps and Lockwood have no chill and I love it #especially when you consider than in the books Kipps is a damn leprechaun #like ok netflix? make him hot? he’s still pathetic in my eyes #actually I rlly liked that bc they made kipps attractive and yet STILL he got no bitches #that man is the most awkward mess you will find #the second most awkward is Lockwood but he’s charming enough that he’s marginally less of a train wreck than Kipps #shitpost #lockwood & co #anthony lockwood #quill kipps #kipps #incorrect quotes #lockwood #lockwood and co #locklyle #lockwood & co brainrot #lockwood & co shitpost #lockwood & co incorrect quotes #incorrect lockwood & co #lucewood #lucy carlyle #george karim #lockwood x lucy #george cubbins #cameron chapman #ruby stokes #ali hadji heshmati

[basslinegrave]

21.3.'23

#help i made him too hot its bad for my heart #anatomy be damned #ughfhfufuhfuughguhujhh guhhh *dies* #my art #gan ning #dynasty warriors

[howaboutcaptainwesker]

hi peep the Chris Redfield playlist :]

(ft. Queen + Guns n Roses + Def Leppard)

#made this bc of 1) his Made in Heaven jacket/shirt #2) the fair amount of music CDs on his desk in the original RE2/RE3 #3) his 'Heavy Metal' costume in RE5 #4) His bio in kodansha's re1 manual that says his hobby is appreciating rock music (i dont trust that manual but that part is fitting) #5) the part in (non-canon btw) RE The Book that says something along the lines of him 'having his favorite dream where he was a rockstar' #6) the letter to STARS members you can find in the RE2 remake where he talks about hot babes. #which is a coded message and claire mentions that he does not all talk like that. but i already made the damn playlist so #oh the phrase i was looking for was “inspired by.” fuck off #resident evil #chris redfield #chris #subjectspeaks #playlist #remembered also 7) chris going 'ready to rock?' @ leon in vendetta #these are songs i think he would listen to btw

[fobnsfwdoodles]

YEAH ME I DO I DO I JEED THICKER PREH PATRICK I NEED HOM SO BAD. need to ride him but he’s too far gone to act toppy so he just has his head thrown back and hands so tight on my hips it hurts a little (i’m also on the thicker side, two fat bitches in love)

#wait is folie preh? help im stupid actually #someone told me this particular version of pateick is folie era #which makes sense bc i saw a video of this time and fell in love and he was singing mu pavlov song #um ANYWAYS #this is ny first time drawing folie patrick and mmm theres improvements to be made #but please know im so so so deeply in love with him ive put off drawing him for so long bc he is ridiculously hot #and i was afraid i wouldnt do him justice #but i need to practice if i want to get better so #ah i forgot his glasses #two fat bitches in love youre so damn right for that #love fat bitches here #also idk all anons are afab in my head today #im just gonna start making the anons trans #trans ya gendah #okay lets tag this thing #folie #folie patrick #Patrick #Preh #preh Patrick #request #art #anon #i need to get his neck chin profile situation correct because it makes me feral