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The fucking employee summary lmao

#Ive seen these before #they are SO GOOD

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I wasn't able to do a progress wip yesterday, so here's the top part. I think it's my favorite part so far. 🤭

I haven't been doodling mostly because of no drive/block? And cosplay antics

#fma #fma cosplay #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist cosplay #wip #automail #northern automail #edward elric cosplay #edward elric #i have plans my guys #PLANS

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FINALLY!

I give you:

Lightning in a Bottle

Inspiration from a scene in the fanfic: Teenage Dream, Teenage Circus 🤌🏽

#LOOK AT IT #fma #fullmetal alchemist #edward elric #winry rockbell #edwin #boost #my art #freckles #teenage dreams teenage circus #fanfic #fanfic art

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I haven't been doodling mostly because of no drive/block? And cosplay antics

#fma #fma cosplay #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist cosplay #wip #automail #northern automail #edward elric cosplay #edward elric #sometimes i forget to post stuff here

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The agonising feel when a character tag is full of shipping that you Simply Do Not Vibe With. The solution is, naturally, to keep scrolling. But the wince, the WINCE.

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Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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new purpose

(don't tag as ship)

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EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????

IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"

AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS

LIKE READ THIS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE

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wait a minute. somethings wrong here

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My favorite brand of avatar screenshots

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topher

#at first glance #i thought she was wearing armor from horizon #she would look hella in oseram armor #👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽 #atla #toph

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citrus trees are odd. like why are they allowed to happen?? wild

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trying so hard to remember every character i've ever been obsessed with so i can make a request. ed and al (armor version) from FMAB they are the brothers ever

ELRIC BROTHERS - FULL METAL ALCHEMIST: BROTHERHOOD

with themes of metal and nature

no cw

requested by anon

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