#honor is stupid

[alliwantislogin-blog]

Is there anything more ridiculous than dying in a duel? You couldn't take an insult so you just... die.

If you die in a duel you are WEAK.

#random toughts #yeah maybe this is about hamilton #honor is stupid #only fools die in the name of honor #if you disagree #fight me #not in a duel though #that would be stupid #with words #i'm a soft boi

[camilleflyingrotten]

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LATER

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #communication #marriage #proposal #april fool's day #they’re stupid your Honor #comic #digital art #procreate #my art

[ikiprian]

Mr. Fenton is a competent teacher. Almost too competent.

If Mr. Daniel Fenton had any more than a BS (with a minor in education), Tim would’ve flagged his profile as a potential Rogue. That’s the way of most charismatic academics, at least in Gotham. (Got a PhD? Instant watchlist.) Instead, he’s Gotham Academy’s newest celebrity, as a young, passionate, out-of-towner substitute while the chemistry teacher’s on maternity leave.

Tim gets the hype. Fenton seems to genuinely love teaching, and is invested in the welfare of the student body. He hands out bananas during exam week, hosts a “study habits seminar” each month to coach effective learning strategies, and the third time Tim falls asleep in his class, he even pulls Tim aside to ask if he’s doing okay. With all the late work he accepts and the protein bars he sneaks Tim, he’s every teen vigilante’s dream teacher. He could’ve been Tim’s favorite.

In fact, Mr. Fenton was Tim’s favorite. Up until Tim walks into Mr. Fenton’s chemistry classroom for a forgotten textbook, an hour after the final bell.

On the board where tallied scores for today’s review game had been kept, “THE CHEMISTRY BEHIND DR. CRANE’S FEAR GAS: ANXIOGENICS, NERI’S, & YOU,” is now scrawled. A detailed diagram of the human endocrine system projects in front of a small crowd of adoring and attentive students.

Fenton is wrist-deep in the skull cavity of an anatomical model. A short tug, and out pops the brain.

It’s plastic. It’s fake.

Tim identifies the nearest emergency exit.

Fenton turns to the door, and in the dark classroom with the projector illuminating half his face, his eyes almost seem to flash red. “What’s up, Tim?” he asks. His friendly grin is too big for his face. “I didn’t know you wanted to join the Just Science League!”

[OR: Danny’s a science teacher at Tim’s school. Gotham’s a pretty wild place, even for someone who grew up a superhero in a ghost-infested town, so he takes it upon himself to start a club teaching kids how to manage themselves in the event of a crisis. These Gothamites are pretty hardy, but a little extra training never hurt anybody! And he suspects one of his students might be a teen vigilante, like he’d been, back in the day. As a senior super, it's Danny’s duty look out for him! Surely, this is the subtlest and most appropriate way to give the kid pointers.]

[Tim immediately assumes supervillain.]

#Danny can’t help being creepy it’s just the way he’s built!! #I like to think Lancer did these things for Danny when he was in HS #and now Danny's emulating Lancer :) #Passing it on! #Tim is paranoid but also like he is SO CLOSE to graduating so like. Does he even want to report this shit to Batman. What if the next chem #teacher's a jerk and Tim fails the class and he never gets his stupid diploma. Bruce already is insisting he finish out HS and maybe get #an ABA before he's allowed back into the company #and Jesus Christ does Tim hate school. He'll worry about Mr. Fenton's burgeoning army of Science Honor Society Rogues on his own time #dcxdp #dpxdc #prompt #tim drake #danny fenton #in case I write more of this let’s tag it uhhhhh #misunderstood mentor au #kipwrite

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

bakugou “ hurry up or i’m leaving your ass” but stays right where he is not moving a muscle until you’re finished packing your bag so he can walk you home and hold your hand katsuki

#he seems like the type your honor #luv my stupid boyfriend #hes so stinky #bakugou katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugou x reader #bakugo fluff #bakugou imagine #bakugou x reader #katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugo x reader #bakugou katsuki #bakugou katuski x reader #bakugou fluff #bakugo drabble #bakugou drabble #katsuki x you #bakugo katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugo fluff

[twinstxrs]

fabian’s insistence on calling someone to tell them about lucy & yolanda because he thought people just deserved to know, out of respect. both deeply sweet & incredibly gutting. (bill seacaster move over that’s MY darling boy)

#(who is also his own darling man boy but that’s besides the point) #fabian seacaster #fantasy high #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #dimension 20 #ok sorry for all the posts this ep just gave me a lot of feelings it was so #the bad kids really felt like kids in this one for me. what an honor what an injustice & all that #fantasy high spin off season where it’s four episodes set during summer break and incredibly stupid my god please #FREE THEM

[merlotdom]

Jarchivist really chopped off his own finger, saw it magically reattach itself, and instead of being freaked out he just goes “well here’s to take two”

#tma #jon sims #jonathan sims #he’s so stupid your honor #the magnus archives

[jojolightningfingers]

i truly truly will never stop being tickled by how law's braincell count just plummets into the negatives whenever he's around luffy and kid SPECIFICALLY at the same time. like if it's one or the other he copes more or less just fine. kid's a shit-starter but he's predictable and easy (and fun) to rile up. luffy runs on baffling logic but he's fundamentally easy to get along with so long as you maintain your zen and understand that he usually doesn't MEAN to get under anybody's skin. separately they aggravate law in different ways. but when they're together kid's penchant for starting dickswinging contests (or inability to not take the bait of one) collides with luffy unhesitatingly answering with a one-up that no sane person would conceive of and what the hell is law supposed to do against THAT fuckin wombo combo. get left behind and called a bitch for it? not goddamn LIKELY!!

#trafalgar law #monkey d luffy #eustass kid #captain trio #supernova trio #one piece #[choking back tears] they are so stupid your honor #law: i'm gonna stand here and take a yonko's attack bc dodging means i'm a loser #law: i'm gonna jump my submarine off a waterfall bc kid said luffy and i were cowards for considering safety risks #babygirl WHAT are you trying to prove we already know you're a little cringefail and we love you like that #you've been part of the circus since punk hazard just give it up #caesar wasn't the only clown on that island #bizarre adventures

[yes-im-a-simpp]

Jason playing to Mario kart : Aaand... I'm dead again.

Cassandra : Are you alright big brother?

Dick with tears in his eyes : Yes I'm fine Cassie...

Tim : Are you suuuree?

Dick sniffing loudly : Yeah...

Jason : Is it because I said that I was dead again?

Dick sobbing and gasping for air : NoOo

#dc comics #batkids #batfam #dick grayson #dick grasyon #jason todd #cassandra cain #tim drake #they're siblings your honor #they're also very stupid #batfans

[teaboot]

Duality of man

#He's so fucking stupid #I love him your honor #Trigun #Vash the stampede #He's babygirl coded #Don't look at me #Trigun 1998

[lockedtombmemes]

#we stan our beautiful with disorders #they're stupid your honor #harrow the ninth #gideon the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav #locked tomb series #griddlehark

[puppyeared]

obsessive

#did i put more effort into this than i needed to? yes. did i put myself through unnecessary pain drawing fighting scenes? yes #but i learned how to outline my strokes so maybe i won after all #i thought about it and i think it turned out ok drawing the eyes differently. like the way i usually draw em #although i dont know if that says much since i change my art style every couple weeks but eh #had fun playing with grayscale and limited palette. i want to do that more often dhghdg #although idk whens the next time i will have enough energy to commit to the bit and do.. this #theyre fucking stupid your honor. for every art we get of them acting dramatic and yearning (/pos) i make dumb shit like this #equivalent exchange girlies! #lego monkie kid #lmk #monkie kid #lmk shadowpeach #shadowpeach #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #sun wukong #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque #six eared macaque #liu er mihou #my art #myart #doodles #comic #lmk monkey king #lmk fanart

[lostonmyroad]

fucking love that bit in orv where dokja comes back to life and checks midday tryst and immediately goes “holy shit jonghyuk double texted me???”

#your honor he is as they say #a little bit stupid #orv #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk

[deliriousbean]

"And it is this moment of not just release, but relief."

- Oliver Stark

HAPPY ONE WEEK OF CANON BI BUCK!!!

#911 abc #its so funny and stupid me making this then immediately seeing the amount of crazy going on in today's ep #oliver stark #evan buck buckely #evan buckley #buck buckley #911 fox #buddie #buck x tommy #bucktommy #bisexual #i tried with the bi colors #i really did #art #digital art #fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #animation #2d animation #i love him your honor

[makenna-made-this]

GET DUN(meshi)

#i am once again learning editing for evil #kept waiting for someone to put this music to this scene but i couldn't find it #have to do everything myself #i know people have 'get downed' chilchuck before so i'm honor bound to add to it #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #chilchuck #get down meme #geddan #delicious in dungeon is still a stupid name for it #thank you to all the people compiling clips of the episode on yt #as that is the only place i know how to rip vids from #because i am uncultured #makenna made a video #volume warning #video #chilchuck tims

[cucumbermoon]

In the very first scene of The Wire, Garak asks Bashir if he was up late “entertaining one of (his) lady friends.” Bashir explains that no, he was up really really late reading a boring book that he hated. Why did the important space station doctor deprive himself of sleep reading a terrible book that he didn’t like? Oh, because this guy he has lunch with likes it.

I want to point out that Garak’s question was obviously intended to serve as the official “No Homo” announcement for the ensuing (very homo) episode, as was obviously necessary for super gay episodes of tv in the 90’s. However, Julian’s response was so gay, I submit that it instantly Homo’d the No Homo.

#I’m sorry were you up late having heterosexual sex with women? #no I was reading your awful stupid book so that I could argue with you about it over lunch #they’re gay your honor #ds9 #star trek ds9 #st ds9 #star trek #elim garak #julian bashir #deep space nine #ds9 garak #ds9 the wire

[lilacjunimo]

i love when we get to see them be a little silly like

#the bad batch #the bad batch season 3 spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #tbb season 3 spoilers #the bad batch season 3 #tbb season 3 #wrecker bad batch #tbb wrecker #his stupid little smile had me giggling #I love him your honor