#help me bros

[novenathefox]

I've not seen a SINGLE PERSON hc Sonic as demiromantic and I just gotta say. Why?

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #please guys #he's so demiromantic coded please #please you #you've gotta understand #i'm not crazy #sonadow #but like not really #just sonadow hc ig #help me bros #pride #demiromantic #idk #help

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

still kind of hilarious that people in the witcher universe are often extremely racist against witchers. like bro. how you gonna have beef with the pest control guys. sure they have yellow cat eyes and creepy magic powers but they got those specifically as part of the process to become the pest control guys. your pests are six feet tall and killing the neighborhood kids. why are you like this

#me #every time i walk by someone who spits at me in the game i'm like BRO #I'M HERE TO HELP YOU #YOU try fighting a leshen without mutations! #the witcher #the witcher 3 #5k

[ahllohehn]

i do art to do bullshit like this: hephaestus kid mumbo jumbo

#Hermits and the Olympians #hermitcraft fanart #hermitcraft #mumbo jumbo #hc mumbo #mumbo jumbo fanart #mcyt #mcyt fanart #hermitcraft mumbo jumbo #mumbo fanart #girl idk what else to tag #hephaestus kid who also helps demeter kids because he had a environmental advocate phase (canon) (trust me bro) #id make him have slickback hair but i need this dude to look dirty asf if he's gonna be a heph kid #Ichikarume Art

[specshroom]

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Wolf hybrid who is sooooo excited to experience his bunny hybrid partners first heat. So excited that he vastly underestimates just how horny bunnies are in heat.

He's expecting his cute little bunny partner (you) to cry and beg for his knot. Which you do and he knots and cums inside you twice but then right after his knot deflates you look up at him and go "Again?"

He's a little tired but he can't say no to you...

Until it's the sixth fucking round and you're still bouncing on his very overstimulated cock. He knows it's very bad to interrupt a bunny while they're so deep in heat but he might just pass out and you're so lost in the sauce you might just keep going if he does.

He needs to think of a way to satisfy you that won't literally kill him. He gets an idea and reaches for his phone. It's really embarrassing but the best thing he can think of at that moment is to open the group chat, aptly named "The Boys", and hastily text:

[Hey guys can u come over]

[I need sum help with something]

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#the Friends get there to see their bro half way to death while his bunny just bounces on his cock so carefree lmao #hes like: Help me💀 #and bunny readers like: oh hey guys!🥰 #lmaooo i think im sooo funny #monster lover #monster fucker #monster boyfriend #monsterfucker #terato #hybrid

[relaxxattack]

homestuck in the year 3000

#i cant stop saying ‘the striferrrrrr’ so now its a comic. a really shitty comic. help me #dave strider #bro strider #homestuck #fanart #doodles #my art

[tam--lin]

The thing is, you don’t have to have a diagnoses to make simple “unmasking” changes that make your life easier. You don’t even have to self-diagnose! You are not appropriating anyone’s culture or struggles or hijacking anyone’s movement by allowing yourself to sway in line at the grocery store or buying a weighted blanket or using study or household hacks intended for people with ADHD. If you start favoring the needs that make your brain and body unique over the arbitrary norms of society, you’ll be better off, and you’ll be expanding the norms. It’s a win/win.

#sometimes I consider What I Have Going On Upstairs #and think 'should I try to get some sort of diagnosis?' #but it wouldn't help me right now! I don't need work accomodations - work IS the accomodation #but allowing myself to sit on the floor in the corner of the airport instead of on a chair #or fidget in lines #gives me one less thing to worry about AND makes my brain happy AND makes 'odd' but harmless behaviors #more normalized which ultimately helps people #who have needs that are several standard deviations away from ~~normal~~ #it's a win-win-win #tam.txt #related but on a different line of thinking: #somewhere along the line we majorly screwed up with how we talk about appropriation #I think we're getting better but whoa boy... #seen some baffling takes about pretty normal things like socializing color codes for get-togethers #or weighted blankets #being Only For Autistic People #nah bro that's the last thing on earth the vast majority of disability advocates are interested in

[cherrirui-official]

I hope u guys don't mind me posting these au doodles while I work on things ahaha

I also gave JD slightly longer hair in these doodles as a funny haha but I don't think it's funny anymore he looks genuinely good with his hair like that ahahaha I hope you're not mad at me for changing his au design a bit

#first of all ahem DONT TAG THIS AS SHIP OR WHATEVER!!! ILL THROW ROCKS AT YOU!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!! #troIlcest (or whatever you call yourselves idk) DONT TOUCH my SHIT! Ty :] anyways... #For context I like to hc that when he was younger Bruce would always have JD brush his hair #and like... whenever lil Bruce was upset it would help calm him down i think ahhauysgjiodk do u guys see the vision?? #and since it's my au i can make reality whatever i want it to be sooooo :] #I like to imagine that it still helps Bruce calm down even tho they're older now.. Big bro brushing his lil bros hair to soothe him UUGH #Let JD be a good older brother pleeease #also gave JD flowers in his hair too bc he deserves them me thinks... Now him and Bruce are matching!!! #i dont have any specific flowers in mind for the ones in their hair i just picked a color for the flowers that looked pretty and ran with i #also saying it again i love love LOOOOVE the crayon tool in mspaint using it to make gradients is so!!!! UUUGHUHHH!!!! /pos #the pattern on JD's jacket fur will never be consistent shhhhh #trolls #trolls band together #john dory trolls #trolls john dory #bruce trolls #trolls bruce #beach bros au #cherris canvas #I made that last image btw #everytime i saw that screenshot of jd it made me think of the spongebob scene where its a pov of flats waking up #and the first thing he sees is spongebob waiting for him with flowers in his hand and smiling

[yukiire]

based on Nightbringer’s lesson 3-10 dialogues, but adjusted slightly for cool scenes and mc’s involvement 

(I try to minimise mc to make this comic to still allow some form of self insert, but this mc here is yuki, the default name mc)

#riddle doodle #and yet he still swoops to save his bros despite being scared as hell #i hope this comic helps you reimagine the scene #obey me shall we date #i thought mammon was so cool he swooped to save his lil bros... cries #obey me fanart #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #Obey me beelzebub #obey me belphie #obey me beel #obey me satan #obey me mc #obey me comic #omswd #omnb #obey me brothers #obey me cerberus

[yooo-lets-go]

Ghost: sticks a finger in Soap’s eye

Soap: what are we 😳

#ghost team putting on their tactical makeup #ghost is like ‘here let me help you I do this every day’ #helping a bro out #meanwhile soap is doing the fastest falling in love speedrun of his life #call of duty #ghost babygirl #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #cod ghost #cod soap #cod mw2 #call of duty modern warfare #cod simon riley #soapghost #call of duty modern warfare 2

[chunklet]

adam and amanda commission for @scene118

#saw #adam stanheight #amanda young #arts #fanart #bro how The fuck do you add more than one image help me

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shang Qinghua: I swear to fuck if you keep nagging at me, I WILL kill off your favorite character in my next novel!

Shen Yuan: You. Wouldn’t. Dare.

Shang Qinghua: The hand that yeetith can just as easily yoinkith away, bitch.

#source: original #incorrect quotes #incorrect scum villian #svsss #scum villian’s self saving system #shang qinghua #Shen yuan #shen qingqiu #peerless cucumber #cucumber bro #airplane bro #airplane shooting towards the sky #kudos to my sister for helping me write this #cumplane

[thatrandomlittlegirl]

saw this on twitter months ago and just /had/ to put this on paper, it's so cuteee

#undertale #deltarune #my art #technically #undertale yellow #is also in there #chara dreemurr #kris dreemurr #asriel dreemurr #frisk undertale #clover uty #are also there #they're lil' easter eggs! #think of them as custom miis in the smash bros game they have lmao #mostly because i see them as part of the family you can't tell me otherwise #flowey and clover are sibling coded #also peep the god of hyperdeath too #i spent way too much time on this #help

[lifemod17]

I don't think I've seen this here yet? (Or I just wasn't paying enough attention) BUT!!!!

DRUMSTICK TWIRL DURING 'Like That'!!!

Source: my dearly beloved G @darkliingg on Twitter

#HELP THE DRUMSTICK TWIRL IS SO HOT I'M GONNA CU-[gunshot] [glass shattering] [sirens in the distance] #ii sleep token the drummer that you are #!!! #he's just so cool i hope he knows how much of an absolute rockstar he is my goodness #you deserve the world bro let me give it to you!!! #sleep token #teeth of god tour #tw flashing

[redsray]

if tim and jason were allowed to be a villain duo I think the world would burn at their feet and I need a bucket of popcorn and a front row seat.

#i feel like this applies to every batkid #god help the world if the batkids go full villain #seriously who could stop em #certainly not the fuckin jl #anyways #jay and tim would kick ASS tho #theyve got similar kinds of unhinged morals and i respect that #they both go “i can fix this by being WORSE” #i wont explain myself more #just trust me bro #batfam #dc comics #batman #tim drake #jason todd #red hood #red robin #the reds if you will #double rouge #double red #red and redder

[heyimkana]

So there's this drama CD where Yuuji's VA is your cute boyfriend who turns out to be a sadist in bed and listening to this made me realize that if he didn't get to voice yuuji in the show, he would've been great as Mahito too LMFAO 💀

A quick translation:

“Now, now... That's not good. You cummed right after I told you not to, didn't you? You couldn't hold it? What a bad girl. It's settled then. You'll be punished."

“I will keep fucking you like this, so accept everything.”

“Hahahaha…. You're so wet, it feels so good!”

“That's right, get crazier. Cry even more!”

“I won’t stop even if you say so. It feels so fucking good, I can't stop."

#that laugh... bro #this whole album is just him fucking us and being so rough i- #for HALF AN HOUR????? #lord help me #itadori yuuji #yuuji itadori #yuuji x reader #itadori yuuji x reader #yuuji itadori x reader #jujutsu kaisen #kana.dramacd

[dokupine]

this is more abt the world than rlly the biology but since mario seems to be pretty human, is there anything particularly notable about the way he interacts or communicates with the mushroom kingdom? or is it more notable that it might not change much

Ohh I was so excited to answer this.

Peach and Mario communicate primarily with tactile sign language. Peach uses only two of her manipulator limbs for this, as to not alienate Mario. There's added nuances from each others voices, but most of the information is communicated via touch.

The language being tactile is important because Peach's compound eyes aren't great at focusing, and her hearing is imprecise. Her world is blurry and muffled audiovisually, but her sense of touch (and chemoreception) is sharp. She experiences the world in a very different way, but touch is one of the things she and Mario share.

She prefers to "hear" Mario's laugh by gently pressing a limb to his throat. She's also sweeping him with her pheromone receptors here, it's equivalent to studying someone's face to commit it to memory.

Before developing tactile sign language, though, Mario attempted to communicate with Peach in a way more familiar to her. Peach sends chemical signals to her subjects via a mycelium network and can process a lot more information this way. Finding the communication gap frustrating, Mario connected the mushroom kingdom's mycelium network to himself.

although the mycelium might be connected to the benevolent beings he lives among and calls his friends, it has no moral compass. It will begin to disassemble you regardless of your intentions.

This made him extremely sick. It was a lot more alarming for Peach, though, being sent signals every second of her friend's body being rotted inside out. Needless to say, this is not how they communicate anymore.

#super spec bros technically has mold mario in it Help Me #ive been all excited about answering this thank you so much #also yes mario is trans #super speculative bros #aliens #smb peach #smb mario #super mario #speculative biology #asks #body horror