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reashot · 9 months

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Nice to Mate You Jaune

Mama Arc: Honey, look. My friend Summer and her daughters is coming over to visit. Say hi to them.

Jaune: Oh hi. Mrs. Summers nice to meet you.

Summer: Well hi to you too. (He is so handsome 😍) You must be the famous Jaune Arc I keep hearing about. I want to introduce you to my two daughter.

The blonde is the oldest. Her name is Yang.

Yang: What's up, and nice to meet a fellow Blondie. *shakes hand*

Jaune: Nice to meet you too... (Don't look down at her chest.)

Yang: You know it's okay to stare...

Summer: And my youngest and definitely the cutest. Ruby!

Ruby: 👀 Staring silently at Jaune 👀

Summer: I'm sorry. She's a bit shy and as you clearly see she takes after her mother. She's a wolf faunus like me.

Jaune: I can see that. Nice to meet you Ruby and your mother is right you really are cute...

Ruby: (He thinks I'm cute🥰)

*wags her fluffy bushy tail*

Summer: *sniff around* (Oh Ruby, you're so adorable. First time meeting a cute boy and you're already thinking about mating with him. You're letting out so much pheromone if any wolf faunus around they will tackle you to the ground and forcibly mate with you.)

Jaune, now that we fully introduced ourselves. How about you show us where your father is?

Jaune: Oh, of course he is usually at his study. Come on I'll show you around.

Ruby: *hugs Jaune's arm* I-I'm sorry... *blush*

Jaune: I-it's okay. *blush*

Yang: Looks like someone like you. 🤭

Summer: I'm sorry Jaune, but can you let Ruby hold you like that for a while?

Jaune: Yes! O-of course. Ruby you can hold me as much as you want.

Ruby:

Summer: See. I told you that my Ruby will be perfect for your Jaune.

Mama Arc: Oh my Oum. You're right sum-sum they're so cute together. Hey, you think she's okay with giving us grandchildren?

Summer: *sniffs again* Oh, I don't think it would be a problem. (Damn Ruby, you're practically signaling to the whole town you want to mate... And you swaying your hip like you want to be violently bred doesn't help. At this rate you going to end up giving me grandchildren before the night is over.)

Arc Family's Study

Mama Arc: Honey. I brought Summer and the rest of her family.

Papa Arc: Ah so nice to meet you again Summer. To bad your husband can't join us.

Summer: Oh you know how Tai is. He's just overprotective when it's comes to Ruby.

Papa Arc: Then how did he take it. This arrangement of ours?

Summer: Eh.... 😬

Papa Arc: That Bad?

Summer: He threatened to kill the entire Arc family's bloodline if we go through with this.

Papa Arc: Ha, ha. Oh. I say let him try not the first time anyone tried to kill us. But seeing all of you are here. So how did you managed to convince him?

Summer: Let's just say I had help from a little bird.

Rose-Xiaolong's house. 🏠

Tai: Let me out of here!!! My beautiful daughter is about to be stolen from me!

Qrow: Melodramatic much? Ruby just going to a matchmaking date with the Arc's family brat. It's not like she's going to get hitched right away.

Tai: Shut up traitor! You don't know that. My daughter is so incredibly cute and beautiful. Any boy would immediately propose to her on sight. Heck I would if she wasn't mine!

Qrow: Okay... I didn't need to know that. *takes a swig* Oh I should have brought something stronger.

Back to the Arc's family residence

Papa Arc: No doubt it must be hard to convince him. And I believe we haven't been introduced yet, little lady.

Yang: Yang's the name and puntification is my game. Nice to meet you Mr. Arc and thank you for letting us inside your lovely home. Don't mind me I'm just chaperoning my cute little sister. But I guess she doesn't need me now with you around, right Blondie?*poke*

Jaune: *clear throat* I'm not sure how I supposed to feel about that. But Dad I want to introduce you to Ruby.

Ruby: ..... *hugs Jaune tighter*

Papa Arc: So this cute lil cub is Ruby I keep hearing about? Nice to meet you little girl.

Ruby: .....

Summer: *psst* Ruby say something.... Oh my Oum...

Ruby: ....

Summer: (Oh no she's gone into heat. I gotta do something before she pounced on Jaune. But what to do? Oh darn it. Desperate times call for desperate measure.) Hey Jaune, try calling her a good girl.

Jaune: Calling her what?

Summer: Good girl. Now do it. It's what I do to "calm" her down. And don't forget to rub her head while you do it.

Jaune: Uh, okay... *rubs her head* Good girl, Ruby you're such a good girl.

Ruby: 🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇 *fell down on the floor*

Jaune: Oh no, Ruby are you okay?!

Ruby: *glomp Jaune*

Jaune: *blush* Wow. I guess you're okay now...

Ruby: I am, when I'm with you... *rest on Jaune's chest*

Jaune: Take as much time as you want Ruby. I'm not going anywhere....

Ruby: *rubs her scent all over Jaune*

Jaune: Ruby. Did you smell something?

Ruby: (It's my musk. It means I'm ready to mate with you.) No Jaune I didn't smell anything.

Jaune: I see. It smells nice though.

Mama Arc: Aww... See Honey. I told you that Ruby girl is perfect for our boy.

Papa Arc: Well there is no doubt that Ruby is perfect for Jaune, but I have to reject Ruby's engagement with Jaune.

*record scratch*

Summer: WHAT!!!

Mama Arc: Honey... Please tell me the reason why you don't want Ruby for our son? *twitchy eyes*

Papa Arc: Well, just look at her hips. *grabs Ruby her hips and shake her around*

She can maybe give around 2-3 children Max. Not to mention her small hips means pregnancy can be especially difficult.

Ruby: *pained howl*

Jaune: Stop it dad, you're hurting her!

Summer: You reject my darling Ruby just because she has a small hips *resisting the urge to kill*

Papa Arc: I'm afraid so. But it's not that I don't like Ruby. Not at all. But she's not the right fit for my Jaune. (in more ways than one)

Summer: I'll kill you!!!

Mama Arc: Wait stop sum-sum he's my husband!

Summer: Let me at 'im! He dare make up an obvious lie just because he doesn't want his son to be with Ruby.

Mama Arc: It's not a lie Sum. It's the truth. An Arc especially a male heir are expected to have as many children as he can. For that they make sure to pair him up with the most suitable woman.

Summer: Wait, doesn't that mean you too?

Mama Arc: Yes I'm afraid so. Me and my husband's marriage were arranged. by our own parents. That's why I wanted Jaune to at least have a choice in choosing his own partner. And why I want it to be the daughter of my best friend. That's why I made that promise with you all those years ago.

Jaune: Wait, Mom what promise are you guys talking about?

Mama Arc: *sigh* It's going to be a surprise but I guess the wolf is out of the bag now... It's a promise your mom and Ruby's mom make that if we have both have children we're going to set them up with each other. To you know. To deepen our friendship and our family's bond.

Jaune: *gasp* Ruby! Did you know about this?!

Ruby: N-no. My mom told that I would meet a boy and if I like him. I can ask him to be my mate...

Jaune: Do you want me to be your mate?

Ruby: *nods*

Jaune: I'm honored, thank you for choosing me. *rubs her head*

Ruby: *purr*

Summer: OMG OTP. Arc! You better let my Ruby have your boy!

Papa Arc: Sorry Summer but the answer is no. And an Arc never go back on their promise... But how about your other daughter?

Summer: You mean Yang?

Papa Arc: She's perfect to be an Arc's Bride don't you think?

*pick up and shakes Yang around*

This the golden ratio of Birthing Hips. Just look at her, she can pump out a dozen or more kids without any difficulty. (Not to mention she can probably take Jaune's full length, Sorry Sum, but I'm doing this for Ruby's sake too.)

Yang: What?

Summer: You have got to be kidding. I wanted Ruby x Jaune. Just look at them they're clearly perfect with each other.

Papa Arc: I can't deny that. They do look rather good with each other. But remember I had an arranged marriage. And I love my wife very much. Maybe Yang and Jaune can come to love one another too. Look at it this way you both can still keep your promise together by marrying Jaune to Yang. (And this way I won't be responsible if Jaune split Ruby in half.)

Summer: But my ship?...

Yang: Uh look. It's not that I think that Jaune isn't good looking at all. But I don't want to steal Jaune away from my sister... (And I don't like the way she is looking at me right now.)

Ruby: *growl* (Mate about to be stolen. Must kill potential rival.)

Jaune: Ruby why are you growling like that. You're not thinking about killing your own sister so you can have me all for yourself right? Because I will be very cross with you if you do.

Ruby:

No of course not Jaune, what makes you think that. (Note to self. Make sure it looks like an accident.)

Yang: Wow relax sis. I'm not gonna steal yo' man.

Ruby: (You better not😠)

Yang: Besides we are not "pearfect"🍐 for each other.

Jaune: You could say we're not "meat" 🥩 to be...

Yang: Gods I want you inside me right now, so you can put your babies inside me... Oh crap.

Ruby:

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ironicallypissedoff · 1 year

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Icorect PJO/HOO quotes from this website :https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

Thalia: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

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Nico: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

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Percy: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.

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Percy: Pros and cons of dating me. Percy: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Percy: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Grover: Yum, thanks!

Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.

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Nico: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."

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Annabeth in TLT

Annabeth: *trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark*

Annabeth: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?"

Associate: Well, I-

Annabeth: How about "You banged my mom?"

Associate: No...

Annabeth: You know what, I'll just get a blank one.

Annabeth: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

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Leo: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Nico: You can't wake up if you never get to sleep.

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Piper, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Hazel: War is heck!

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Jason: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

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Frank: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

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Will: Can we go to a haunted house?

Nico: What’s wrong with the one we live in?

Will: Wh-what?

Nico: Goodnight, Will.

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Percy: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.

Annabeth: What baby?

Percy, crying a bit: Me.

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*The Squad is playing Chess*

Annabeth: *easily beats everyone because they know how to play*

Piper: *doesn’t know the rules, but wins anyway*

Leo: *doesn’t know the rules, and loses*

Jason: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don’t*

Frank: Actually, you can’t do that, because I said so.

Percy: They named a board game after cheese?

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*when the Squad drops food*

Annabeth: Eh, oh well.

Piper: FIVE-SECOND RULE!

Nico: FUCK!

Jason: *just gets more food*

Percy: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*

Leo: *eats the food off the ground*

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Leo: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Hazel and Frank's convo?

Piper: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Percy: I'm in the washing machine.

Nico: I'm in the closet.

Jason: We accept you Nico. <3

Nico: No I'm literally in the closet.

Jason: Love is love. <3

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Frank: Are you trying to give me a frickin’ aneurysm?

Percy: Pretty sure we all are.

Hazel: I wasn't.

Leo: I was.

Jason: I was trying to stop them, for your consideration.

Nico: I just cause aneurysms naturally.

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Annabeth: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Percy: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Annabeth: ...

Annabeth: You mean ring bearER, right?

Percy: ...

Annabeth: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Nico: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Will: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Nico: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Will: Is it working?

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BONUS MAGNUS CHASE

Mallory: Nothing in life is free.

Sam: Love is free.

T.J: Knowledge is free.

Alex: Friendship is free.

Halfborn: Self-respect is free.

Magnus: Everything's free if you don't pay for it.

The Squad: ...

T.J: Magnus, that's illegal-

Alex: No, let them finish!

sooooooo yep. Hope you enjoyed

#Pjo #Hoo #heroes of olympus #percy jackon and the olympians #Percy Jackson #Annabeth Chase #Jason Grace #Piper Mclean #Leo Valdez #hazel levesque #frank zhang #mcga #Magnus Chase and the gods of asgard #Magnus Chase #alex fierro #Mallory keen #samirah al abbas #Thomas Jefferson Jr #halfborn gunderson

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crimsonvelvet · 2 years

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Meanings of names. Batim/Batdr edition!

Hello there! I'm back with another name meanings list! This time it's the Bendy verse, because it was immortalized (Hehe heh get it) yet again, and I couldn't be more excited.

So! I will be doing the primary characters for both games, BUT not all of them. I’ll be doing all the folks from Batim, since there aren’t as many as in Batdr, which added a TON of new characters and I for the live of me can't do them all. It would take me an eternity, so there... So, I won’t do those who had like one tape or memo. Sorry. I also will not be including characters from the comics or the books. Yeah. (but I can do a part 2 if you guys want ehehehehe)

Let's go!

Toons (not doing the corrupted versions, they’re technically the same)

Bendy. I'm pretty sure that Meatly made it up from the name of some editing program. Something something Bender, not sure.

Boris. From a Bulgar Turkic name, also recorded as Bogoris, perhaps meaning "short" or "wolf" or "snow leopard". Hey! Literally a wolf!

Alice. From the Old French name Aalis, a short form of Adelais, itself a short form of the Germanic name Adalheidis, which means "noble type". Hmm, I like it! Fits her. I’m obviously also counting Twisted Alice and Allison Angel. They all have the same name.

Charley (one of my favourite characters hehehehe). Diminutive form of Charles, which means "man". Literally. Just man. MAN. That’s it. I guess that fits... Charley is, after all, A MALE. Yeah.

Barley. Means “grower of barley”. Lmao. Just like that.

Edgar. Derived from the Old English elements ead "wealth, fortune" and gar "spear". I mean... I guess? He has nothing to do with spears, but he’s got fangs. They’re sharp. Spears are sharp.

Humans (from here on going in alphabet order)

Allison Pendle. Norman French diminutive of Aalis, so basically the same as Alice. Cool! She’s very sweet, so it fits for her as well!

Audrey Drew (putting her here because I don’t really count her as an ink entity). Medieval diminutive of Æðelþryð, which is derived from the Old English elements æðel "noble" and þryð "strength". Oh, she sure is strong!

Bertrum Piedmont. Means "bright raven", derived from the Germanic element beraht "bright" combined with hramn "raven". Uhhmm. Ooook then. Not sure where the raven comes from.

Daniel ”Buddy” Lewek. From the Hebrew name דָּנִיֵּאל (Daniyyel), meaning "God is my judge". Nuuuu, Buddy:( I still feel very bad for him... Man, poor guy.

Grant Cohen. From an English and Scottish surname that was derived from Norman French grand meaning "great, large". Well, his boss had GRANT plans for the studio (please don’t hurt me, I know the pun is bad).

Henry Stein (the man!). From the Germanic name Heimirich meaning "home ruler", composed of the elements heim "home" and ric "ruler". OOOOHH, i love it! Considering he is the actual creator of Bendy, he technically is the ruler!

Jack Fain. Derived from Jackin (earlier Jankin), a medieval diminutive of John, which itself is derived from the Hebrew name יוֹחָנָן (Yochanan) meaning "Yahweh is gracious". Maybe Jack is jewish? It’s unlikely, but I literally don’t know what to say here.

Joey Dr(ew). Diminutive of Joseph, which was from the Hebrew name יוֹסֵף (Yosef), meaning "he will add". Endless torment, that’s what he’ll add. Ugh, poor Henry.

Lacie Benton. Variant of Lacy. From a surname that was derived from Lassy, the name of a town in Normandy. I couldn’t really find anything else, so...I guess?

Nathan Arch Sr. From the Hebrew name נָתָן (Natan) meaning "he gave". Wha- what’d he give? A new chance for Bendy to be relevant again? Idk, really.

Nathan ”Wilson” Arch Jr (please don’t hurt me, but I kinda like him as a villain... Like, yeah, he’s creepy as all heck, but isn’t that kinda the point? So there, I said it). I will be doing his moniker, since duh. The name comes from an English surname meaning "son of William". Eeeehhhh, almost fits, just replace William with Nathan.

Norman Polk (eeeeyyyy it’s ma dude!). From an old Germanic byname meaning "northman", referring to a viking. Now that’s interesting. I can’t tell English accents apart very well, but I saw someone say he’s got a southern accent. And then there’s NORTHman. Hmmmm.

Sammy Lawrence. Diminutive of Samuel, coming from the Hebrew name שְׁמוּאֵל (Shemu'el), which could mean either "name of God" or "God has heard". Lmao, I guess his god really did hear him. And decided to fucking murder him.

Shawn Flynn. Anglicized form of Seán, which on itself is the Irish form of John, so basically the same as Jack.

Susie Campbell. Diminutive of Susan. This was derived from the Hebrew word שׁוֹשָׁן (shoshan) meaning "lily" (in modern Hebrew this also means "rose"), perhaps ultimately from Egyptian sšn "lotus". Oh, maybe those are her favourite flowers!

Thomas Connor. Greek form of the Aramaic name תָּאוֹמָא (Ta'oma') meaning "twin". OH he and Buddy are technically twins! Or, well, clones.

Wally Franks. Diminutive of Walter, which comes from a Germanic name meaning "ruler of the army", composed of the elements wald "rule" and hari "army". Pffft, he’s the ruler of the army that got OUTTA THE STUDIO, yeah ok it fits.

Ink entities (not doing Sammy, Jack and Norman for obvious reasons)

Betty. Diminutive of Elizabeth. From Ἐλισάβετ (Elisabet), the Greek form of the Hebrew name אֱלִישֶׁבַע ('Elisheva') meaning "my God is an oath". The heck- did she turn into Sammy?

Big Steve. Short form of Steven, which derives from the Greek name Στέφανος (Stephanos) meaning "crown, wreath". Uhh, I guess? Is there something that we have yet to discover?

Heidi. German diminutive of Adelheid, which means "noble type", from the French form of the Germanic name Adalheidis. Damn, what’s with all the nobles? Unrelated, but I love her bowtie.

Porter. From an occupational English surname meaning "doorkeeper". Oooohh, ok then, he technically is one.

And that’s it! Whew, took me quite some time. Please do tell me if you want a part two with the other folks! I’m not sure, when (and if) I’ll make it, we’l have to see.

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anonymous-hopeful · 3 days

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Gelato (Francis x Angus) is my TNMN otp. If I'm being honest I mostly just ship them because of aesthetics but I think Angus's shady extroverted nature contrasts well with Francis's overworked demeanor

Gelato is a super cute name- I didn't even know Francis x Angus had a ship name till now.

Headcanon below!

Angus is for sure a wildcard, but in a loveable kind of way- I'm sure that by the time Angus moved into the apartment, Francis was already dealing with enough as-is, and the last thing he needed was a very respectable and totally not shady businessman hanging around him while he just wanted to get a good night's sleep...

...or maybe he did need him. Despite being a couple of floors apart, Angus (or anyone with two eyes, really) could see that Francis is overworked and needs to take time to destress. Angus would absolutely take the time out of his day to go up to floor three and drop by to make sure that Francis has a little fun in his day, whether it be having a drink, taking him out on the town, or just taking to each other in their apartment until it's time to sleep.

At first, Francis was overwhelmed by the constant surprise visits and the thought of going outside of the apartments for something other than work, groceries, or paying bills was virtually nonexistent to him since the dopplegangers became a significant threat. The fact that Angus doesn't seem to care about the threat of dopplegangers confused the heck out of Francis, but he couldn't bring himself to not hang out with the most interesting person he's been around in a long time.

The longer they hung around each other, the more understanding Angus was of Francis' situation (working hard to support himself and make sure he's still in Anastacha's life) and Francis loosened up a bit so he wasn't just working and sleeping every day. In spite of his usual look of indifference, Francis genuinely can't wait until his dates with Angus.

...though asking about what kind of business Angus does still hasn't come up yet. If Angus smirks in the face of a doppleganger, Francis doesn't want to know what he does for a living.

#abomination was here #cutesycadaverask #anon answered #that's not my neighbor #that's not my neighbor headcanon #francis mosses #angus ciprianni #francis x angus #tnmn gelato #one of the cutest ship names I've heard in a long time #fire the headcanon

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brainyxbat · 7 months

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Chapter 7: Fiery Cooking Battle? Sanji vs. The Beautiful Chef

(Episode 51)

During their search, Mohji and Buggy were started getting hungry, so they stopped at a local eatery, while Richie waited outside. "Damn...!" Buggy ate messily, and angrily. "That damn Straw Hat! To think that we can't find him, despite looking all over for him like this... and that little witch too!"

"But Captain, why he heck do we have to wear cloaks like this?" Mohji asked after a bite. He was feeling overheated.

Buggy chugged a bottle of alcohol, and slammed it on the table. "Don't you know anything about being a pirate?! There's an annoying Marine captain named Smoker in this town. If he finds us, my plan to get revenge on that Straw Hat will be ruined! Anyhow!" He pounded his fist on the table. "Hurry up and find that Straw Hat! Got that?!"

Meanwhile, Luffy and Zoro decided to grab some lunch in their search for the execution platform. Little did they know, it was the same one Mohji and Buggy were in at the same time. Luffy leaned back in his chair, stomach distended and satisfied. "Man, I'm stuffed!" Zoro downed his glass of wine. "We have to eat good before we leave Loguetown. I was starving."

Zoro poured himself another drink. "To be honest, so was I. I was hungry, but I didn't have money. I'm glad that I ran into you."

"Hm? If you mean money, I don't have any."

Zoro finished his drink in one gulp, and slammed the glass on the table, miraculously not shattering it. "What?!" He shouted angrily.

"You don't have any money?"

"Of course I don't!"

Luffy laughed heartily, and pounded the table. "That's true!"

Buggy repeatedly pounded his fist on his and Mohji's table in fury. "But really... that Straw Hat is an annoying bastard! Next time I see him, I'll crush him! And I'll crush that little witch after!" His bag of coins bounced off the table with every pound.

"Then how're we going to pay for this?" Zoro asked Luffy.

"I can't let him off the hook!" Buggy's coin bag landed on his fork.

"I wonder if they'd let us off the hook," Luffy suggested.

"There's no way I can!!" Hey hit the handle of his fork, sending the bag flying.

Luffy felt a sudden weight on his hat, and reached out to grab a coin. "Oh, lucky!" He beamed, and turned to the table behind him. He was oblivious to the customers being ones out for his blood. "Hey, you're going to treat us? Thanks!" Luffy returned the coin bag to the table, not noticing the clown nose under the cloak's hood. "Thanks again!" He flipped the coin, and caught it in his hand.

Zoro walked over next, and laid his hand on the customer's shoulder, clueless as well. "Thanks for treating us." He then followed Luffy out.

"You're... welcome..."

"Thanks for coming!" The restaurant owner called out.

"Thanks!" Luffy returned the gesture.

Just then, as Mohji ate, Buggy came to his senses. "That voice...?!"

"Oh yeah! It was that Straw Hat guy," Mohji said casually through chewing.

"Uhh... anyone home...?" He contained his anger, before he snapped. "You flashy idiot!! Go after him already!!"

Outside, Richie was startled by the clown's fury. "Yes, sir!" Mohji leaped out of the restaurant, and urgently looked around. "Wh-which way did he go?" He ran straight ahead, as Richie blinked in confusion.

"So Venus, you're really a witch?" Nami asked the other girl.

"That's right," Venus nodded, "I ate the Witch-Witch Fruit."

"So you do magic?"

"Yes. Frankly, that's what witches do."

"Can you fly on a broom?"

"I'm not that good yet. I'm still a novice. So you're the navigator in the Straw Hats?"

"Yep!"

"Ah."

"Hey, what're those people watching?" Usopp noticed an audience gathered at the docks.

"What a crowd!" Nami commented. "I wonder what's going on..."

"Oh, it's the Cooking in Loguetown Championships," Venus saw the sign, "People from all over the East Blue gather here to enter."

"This year's prize is an elephant bluefin tuna!" The host announced. The trio saw a giant, blue fish laid out on a leaf-covered table. "It's a treasure of the ocean, and miracle food! Who will earn the "East Blue's No. 1" title, and win the elephant bluefin tuna?!"

As they walked through the audience at the contest, Nami noticed a familiar face. "Hey! Hold on a sec! Look! Look at that!" She and Usopp were shocked to see Sanji flirting with one of the contestants. He was blowing kisses to the woman while being pushed away by who appeared to be her bodyguards.

"That's Sanji!" Usopp exclaimed.

"Yeah!"

"You know the blondie?" Venus asked.

"Yeah, he's our chef!" Usopp started waving his arms to get his attention. From the booths, other contestants were staring in their direction. "Hey! Hey! Sanji!"

"Sanji-kun!"

"Nami-san!" Sanji gushed. "You came to give me your support?!" He practically glided over.

"Interesting chef," Venus remarked with a sweatdrop.

"Not really. I was just passing by. Hey, we made a new friend: Tempeste G. Venus! She's a real, magical witch!"

Sanji was stunned at the petite, green-haired young woman that stood before him, arms crossed. "Oh, lovely Venus! Named after the Goddess of Love; it suits you so well," He flirted, now holding out a black rose, while knelt down on his knee, "A dark rose for a dark-dressed beauty." He looked her in the eye. "You can put a spell on me anytime."

Venus responded with a non-moving, stoic look. "Wow, you thought of all that yourself?" She snarked.

"It all came from the heart."

"Uh, Sanji, why in the heck are you participating in a competition like this?" Usopp asked to steer him away from her.

"Oh, Usopp. I didn't realize you were here."

"I was the one who called out to you first!"

"Now, it's time to start the championship!" The host announced. "These're the judges! Also, to be fair, we asked Sam-san, a member of the general audience on his way home from a wedding party, to join the judges!"

A drunk man was amongst the judges, looking every which way, with red cheeks and a wide grin. "Where am I?"

"Are you ready, Sam-san?!" There was no answer. "Sam-san?!"

"Let's go!!"

"The rules are simple: First, each cook will compete against each other. Whoever reaches a higher total score from the judges wins. And whoever remains undefeated through all the matches will be the East Blue's glorious No. 1 cook! Well then, we'll now start the first round! The first match is Shoo the Lizard from the easternmost extremity versus Eoccoli, representing Loguetown!" Shoo more resembled an ape than a lizard, while Eocolli wore a broccoli hat with a knife and fork through the center. "Now ready... start!" The host banged a makeshift gong, made from a frying pan.

"What, Sanji?" Usopp turned to the chef, who now stood upright. "You're interested in becoming the East Blue's No. 1?"

"Don't be stupid, it's nothing like that." Sanji pointed his thumb to the prize. "I just want to cook that fish."

"Fish?" Usopp, along with the girls, turned to the table.

"Oh yeah, that fish does look different from others," Nami observed.

"It's huge," Venus added.

"Though that fish's secrets can't be obtained so easily."

"Huh?"

Sure enough, Sanji sailed through the competition with flying colors, defeating every one of his opponents with his confections. Same for a red-haired woman in a fancy dress. "And at last, the final match!" The crowd cheered with great enthusiasm.

"Hey, people're really excited," Usopp commented.

"Yeah," Nami agreed.

"Your friend Sanji's done pretty good," Venus remarked, "Wonder if he'll beat her."

"With his remarkable cooking sense and skills, Sanji won through to the final!" The blond casually smoked a cigarette. "With her gorgeous dance and cooking skills, Carmen has kept crushing others! Which one will win the glorious elephant bluefin tuna?!"

Noticing his opponent, Sanji shifted back into gaga mode, waving to her like a doofus. "Hi!!"

"Hmph," She turned away haughtily.

"The anticipated final match starts now!" The host banged the pan gong.

At that, Carmen started rinsing and cutting a carrot with a rapid speed, and high enthusiasm.

"There she goes! Carmen's cooking looks showy at first glance, but what she's actually doing is quite simple. Also her opponent get confused by those two in front, and lose their pace, but how is Sanji doing?!"

The blond remained undeterred by the hideously disfigured distractions, as he cut a fish without slowing down, throwing the knife from one hand to the other like a pro. "He's not affected! Far from that, he's exhibiting amazing knife skills!" Usopp, Venus, and Nami watched with anticipation, the witch admittedly in awe. "Contender Sanji is silently proceeding with the preparation at his own pace!" He cracked two eggs in a bowl, and quickly mixed them together with a whisk. Looking to be deep in thought, he diced an onion with great speed. He slid the pieces in the bowl with the eggs, then added some vodka into the mix, and started heating it up. "Now it looks like Sanji is starting to finish up! "Carmen is also close to the end! Looks like all she has to do now is dish it out! The championship is reaching a climax. Who will win the elephant bluefish tuna?!" Sanji added onion slices to his stew, then flipped a pair of steaks in the air, catching them on plates flawlessly. "The decision... will be made soon!" The three cheered for him. "He did it! Contender Sanji completed it!" Carmen stepped up. "And here is Contender Carmen! Looks like she completed it too!"

The crowd cheered again. "The dishes are all completed now! Who will win the crown?!"

One of the judges held the card with the name of the winner. "Well then, here goes." Everyone watched in anticipation, the three more so for the blond. "The winner of this year's Cooking Championship is... San-"

"Wait!!" Carmen cut him off, to everyone's shock. She marched over to Sanji with a glare. "I can't forgive..." She hesitated.

"Hm?"

"I can't forgive myself!"

"What?!"

"I always wanted to compete against you someday. So I trained like crazy!" She confessed. "I wanted to be on a level with you... but ten years later... your dream hasn't changed! I can't forgive myself for being stupid enough to think that I could defeat you." She regained her composure, and smiled humbly. "You win... your dishes are delicious. You're the No. 1 cook in the East Blue, Sanji." Feeling satisfied, the judge put the card down without a word.

Sanji calmly stood up, taking his cigarette out, then started gushing again. "Oh... to think that Carmen-san is giving me such a compliment... I'm so happy!"

"Don't you dare!!" Carmen's blue-clad, tiny-faced bodyguard wacked him in his face with a frying pan.

Now angry, a red-faced Sanji kicked him away into a pile of pans and dishes. "What'd you do that for?!"

Carmen turned back to him with a smile. "I'll withdraw for now, but be prepared when we meet next time! I definitely won't lose."

"Yeah, if it's a challenge from you, I'll happily accept it anytime." The crowd beamed with joy at the exchange.

"The winner is... contender Sanji!" The host announced, followed by an uproar from the crowd.

"Ah! That was fun!" Nami smiled. "I don't know why, but today was a day full of face-offs."

"Tell me about it," Venus agreed.

"Hey, why am I carrying the heavier part?!" Usopp demanded to Sanji. They were lugging the wrapped-up elephant bluefin tuna together, Usopp at the head, and Sanji at the tail.

'Well... an elephant bluefin tuna, huh?' Sanji thought to himself, oblivious to the exchange. 'I wonder what it tastes like. Looks like I can use the fins for making stock. What can I use the ear areas for? Ahhh! I can't wait to cook it!'

"Hm?" Something in the sky caught Nami's attention.

Usopp noticed her stop, and look up at the sky. "What's the matter, Nami?"

"The air has changed..."

"Air?"

"It'll rain."

"Huh? When the weather is nice like this?"

"There's no doubt about it. Let's hurry."

"Oh, I'd better get going," Venus said, "It oughta be past lunchtime, and Mr. Rauru could be worried by now."

"So soon?" Usopp frowned, then smiled sadly. "Alright, if you must. It was nice meeting you; I hope we do again."

"Same," She let a small smile grow in return, "Maybe we will, someday."

"You don't want to join our crew?" He asked.

"I can't, I'm too tied down to here," She regretfully repeated her words to Luffy on the topic. "Your captain had asked me earlier; as cool as it sounds, I don't think I can."

"Well, okay."

"It would've been nice having another girl in the crew," Nami smiled sadly.

"I bet you'll find another." Venus smirked, before a certain blond knelt down before her again, and held her hand.

"Until we meet again, Venus-chan."

"Y-yeah," She smiled awkwardly, slowly drawing her hand back before he could kiss it, "Thanks. Nice meeting you all! I hope we meet again!" She then ran back further into town, as the three ran for the docks.

"It's too bad," Nami remarked, as Usopp stared fondly in the direction she ran in, "Would have been fun to have a magical witch as a member." She whipped around when the sound of clanging metal caught her attention. Turned out, an inattentive Usopp had bumped the side of his head on a light pole.

"Usopp! Be careful with the tuna!" Sanji scolded.

"Sorry."

With Venus, she had slowed to a walk when by the execution platform, growing too tired to run anymore. She sat down cross-legged where it was empty, and absently scoured through her bag of spell ingredients. It was then, she noticed something was off. 'Huh? Where're my raven wings?' She then pulled out a dinky, blue water gun resembling a fish. 'And when did I get this? I never...' It was then she remembered: her collision with Usopp earlier that day. Their stuff spilled out, and got mixed in. She must have grabbed his water gun by mistake; and that must mean he has her raven wings. 'Oh crap.'

A familiar-looking hat flying in a sudden wind gust caught her eye. She watched, as it landed close to her. It was a straw hat with a red brim; wait, it was Luffy's! "Wait, hat!" She heard him call out, and quickly grabbed it before it could fly away again. Wait! The clown! She had to warn him! "Venus! Good! My hat!" She handed it to him, and he put it back on his head. "Thanks! Hm?" He noticed the execution platform in front of him. "Ahh... I'm here! Lucky!"

"Luffy, wait! I need to tell you something!" Venus' shout went unnoticed when he made a beeline for the platform. "Ohh!" She ran after him in frustration.

In an alley, Buggy and his crony saw them both. "Found them! This way!"

"What?! Really?!"

"He showed up?!" Smoker exclaimed.

"Yes! We were watching the square like you told us, and the man on the wanted poster appeared just now. That little witch girl is there too."

"Okay," Smoker stood from his chair, "But leave her out of any fights."

"Let's go flashily." The clown led his crew out of the alley.

'So he just walked up,' Smoker thought, 'Just wait, you brat.'

'Wow!' Luffy was now at the top of the platform, still oblivious to Venus' frantic shouting. 'So this is the scenery that King of the Pirates saw... and he died here.'

#magical straw hat #one piece #one piece oc #tempeste g. venus

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bearpillowmonster · 9 months

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Apparently my neighbor thought it'd be funny to call CYS on my house and now there's an impending case??? I know which neighbor it is too, my sister's been hanging outside with them every now and then and idk what she told them but even my sister is stunned like "why'd they go and do that?" They never came knocking on the door, inquiring about whatever they might've heard from my sister before calling either, they just jumped to conclusions.

Keep in mind, my sister is a bit of a yarnspinner, she told my grandma that my mom used to be a stripper...she obviously wasn't but she just comes up with stuff for drama sometimes, she goes through this, just the same as my uncle. Yet I still can't imagine her saying anything incriminating enough to get got by a social worker.

Heck, I don't even know their names, my parents don't either, they've never come to us, we've never come to them, we kind of had a pandemic going on when they moved. And I think those were originally the party blowers that'd stay up late hours of the night doing dumb stuff for football games. I didn't see us contacting the county authority to handle that so what lie was spun and who did it?

I'm not stressed about it, doesn't affect me any and I doubt they'll find anything worth pursuing anyway but the thing is, they can just show up which wouldn't normally matter but it's been 3-4 days already and my parents are going nuts cleaning and trying to put stuff in its place. And I know they're not coming over the weekend. We live in a town where 'if it isn't an absolute emergency, don't bother' type of attitude. But my parents worry every day (always worst case scenarios and hypotheticals with them), regardless if it's the weekend or not but I hope they realize that they may never even come. I just hope somebody learns from all this, whether it's my parents, sister, neighbor, social workers, heck even me if that's what it takes. Somebody get something out of this because it's a waste of time otherwise.

#why would you do this #i just wonder what they said #why is this happening exactly?#dumb #sister #parents #neighbor

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storytimewithnova · 10 months

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captains x hinata PT2

Hey hey hey Author Chan here coming at you with another captains X Hinata so let's get into this X X X X X X X Captains And their Queen

Sho:Babes come online please

Bokuto:Baby owl is something wrong

Kuroo:Yeah kitten are you okay

Kita:Are you hurt baby fox

Everyone else^

Sho:No No No I am fine physically i am just sick to the back teeth on those damn simps Especially Atsumu and Kageyama

Kuroo:They need to learn you are ours kitten and we may have a couple of ideas to dive that point home

Sho:Lets do it

X X X X X X In the mega simps GC

They're are aguring again about who sho loves more

Atsumu:Sho loves me get over it

Osamu:Yeah and that will be when hell freezes

The Captains are online

The twins: .....

youtube

Sho:🎶Oh boys This is all hands on deck Calling out to lost boys and girls I'm gettin' tired of the disrespect🎶

Captains:🙇

Tsukishima:Huh?

Sho:🎶 We won't stop 'til we rule the world It's our time, we up next🎶

Futakuchi:🗣 Next, next

Sho:🎶 Our sail's about to be set🎶

Yuji:🗣 set, set

Kageyama:What the hell are you lot saying

Sho:🎶 They ain't seen nothing yet Tell 'em who's in charge so they don't forget Tooru What's my name, what's my name?🎶

Tooru:🗣Shona

Sho:🎶 Say it louder oh boys What's my name, what's my name?🎶

The captains:🗣Shona

Sho:🎶Feel the power No one's gonna stop us soon the world will be ours What's my name what's my name? What's it, what's it, say it, say it loud🎶

Daishou:🗣 Sho~ sho~

Sho:🎶 All eyes on me, let me see 'em🎶

Bokuto:🗣Sho~, sho~

Sho:🎶 What's it, what's it, say it, say it 🎶

Tooru:🗣 (Sho ah ah)

Matsun:Shitty kawa you too

Bokuto:Sho

Sbo:🎶 I'm the queen of this town I call the shots, you know who I am I don't need to wear no fake crown Stand up to me, you don't stand a chance It's our time, we up next🎵

Tooru:🗣 next, next

Sho:🎶 My crew's as real as it gets The worst is now the best And leaving us here will be their last regret🎶

Futakuchi:🗣 gets, gets

Sho:🎶 What's my name what's my name🎶

Daichi:🗣 Sho

Sho:🎶Say it louder What's my name What's my name?🎶

Shirabu:Seriously what the heck is happening

Ushijima:🗣Sho

Sho: 🎶Feel the power No one's gonna stop us soon the world will be ours What's my name what's my name? What's it, what's it, say it, say it🎶

Bokuto:🎶 You know what they say Bad girls have all the fun Never learned how to count 'cause I'm number one🎶

Sho:💞💃

Akaashi:Bokuto san what are you saying

Kageyama:Tf is this sho come on over now

Sho;💭🤢🤮

Futakuchi:🎶 Ready here, we come We always get our way It's a Players life, every single day🎶

Sho:🫶🏻 hey!

Kuroo:🎶 She's our Queen, we're her first mate Enemies seasick can't see straight Call 'em fish bait, throw 'em on a hook sho's so hot they get burned if they look🎶

Sho:💛 🎶 It's all eyes on me, let me see 'em I see your eyes on me boys, hey You know what my name is Say it, say it louder🎶

Futakuchi:🗣 Ho, woah Come on

Sho:🎶 What's my name what's my name🎶

Captains:🗣Sho

Sho:🎶Say it louder What's my name What's my name?🎶

Daichi: 🗣Sho

Sho:🎶 Feel the power No one's gonna stop us soon the world will be ours What's my name what's my name What's it, what's it, say it, say it🎶

Kita:Sho~, Sho~

Sho:🎶 All eyes on me, let me see 'em🎶

Captains:Sho~, Sho~

Sho:🎶Oh, say it louder🎶

Kuroo:🗣 (Sho~,Sho~

Sho:🎶 What's it, what's it, say it, say it🎶

Captains:Sho💘

Atsumu:Wtf was that

Kageyama:Sho lets go

Bokuto:Boys i think they still don't get it

Tooru:Hai bokkun you are right lets show them

The captains: @ our queen

Yams:Why are you @ing Kiyoko

Kita:Who said it was your manager

Kuroo;@ourqueen Kitten we have something to say to you

Sho:Huh yes Tetsu

Kenma:Sho?!

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Tooru:🎶 I'm at a payphone🎶

Bokuto:🎶 I threw a wish in the well Don't ask me, I'll never tell I looked to you as it fell And now you're in my way I'd trade my soul for a wish Pennies and dimes for a kiss I wasn't looking for this But now you're in my way🎶

Sho:😘

Kuroo:🎶 I've wasted my nights You turned out the lights Now I'm paralyzed Still stuck in that time When we called it love But even the sun sets in paradise🎶

Futakuchi:🎶 I'm at a payphone🎶

Daishou:🎶 Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But here's my number Here's my number So call me, maybe? It's hard to look right At you baby Here's my number🎶💕

Sho:💞

Kageyama:What is going on i am super confused

Omi:Peice it together brainless the nicknames the songs

Ushijima:🎶 I'm at a payphone trying to call home All of my change I spent on you Where have the times gone Baby it's all wrong Where are the plans we made for two🎶

Kita:🎶 If happy ever after did exist🎶

Daichi:🎶 I'm wide awake🎶

Tooru:🎶I would still be holding you like this🎶

Futakuchi:🎶I'm wide awake🎶

Kuroo:🎶 All those fairy tales are full of it🎶

Bokuto:🎶I'm wide awake🎶

Kita:🎶 One more stupid love song I'll be sick🎶

Ushijima:🎶 Yeah, falling from cloud 9🎶

Captains:🎶 It was out of the blue🎶

Yuji:🎶I'm crashing from the high🎶

Captains:🎶 I wish I knew then What I know now Letting go tonight Wouldn't dive in Wouldn't bow down Falling from cloud 9🎶

Semi:Even though this is cute i am frankly disapointed

Kageyama:😕

Futakuchi:🎶 Star-ships are meant to fly Hands up and touch the sky Let's do this one last time Let's do this one more time One more time, one more time One more time🎶

Kuroo:🎶 Tonight We are young So let's set the world on fire We can burn brighter Than the sun🎶❣️

Sho:💛🫰🏻

Yuji:🎶 Tonight We are young So let's set the world on fire And we can burn brighter Than the sun🎶🥰

Captains:🎶 Tonight Call me maybe at a payphone Wide awake and standing on A star-ship waiting while We're young tonight!🎶❣️💞💕💛🥰😘😍🧡💟🤍🫶🏻

We love you Sho

Sho:I love you too Babes i thought that was obivous

Wait for it in

3- 2- 1-

Kageyama:WAIT YOU GUYS ARE TOGETHER AND WE HAVE BEEN HERE LOOKING COMPLETELY DESPARTE SIMPING OVER SHO AND THIS WHOLE TIME YOU GUYS WERE FUCKING DATING

And there it is

Kageyama:STFU NARRATOR

Hey don't have a go at me and for the record Kags everyone in this GC knew the captains were dating sho

Kageyama: Is this true you have got to be fucking me if it is

Everyone:yep we all have Bfs/GFs

Atsumu:I admit i am a simp for sho but not to the point is was Beginning to sound obsessive am slightly possessive Slipping into Yendere territory

Kageyama:You lot are unfucking believable you know what there Used to be a time when I was so nice, so sweet So polite now I'm like fuck you fuck this and fuck everybody....

Kags has gone offline kags has removed himself as a simp

UNTIL THE NEXT PART OF THE CAPTAINS X HINATA FT JEALOUS KAGEYAMA

#Youtube

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aspenmissing · 11 months

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𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚏 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝙳𝚒𝚎 (𝙿𝚝 𝟹)

Y/N, Meliodas, who's spinning his sword, and Hawk make their way to the edge of the town, towards Baste Prison.

"Well, guess we should head out to Baste," Meliodas says.

"Do you plan on leaving Elizabeth behind?" Hawk asks "She hasn't come out since you carried that quack to his clinic"

"Hey, don't be stupid. She's better off staying here in town" Y/N says, hands behind her head "Besides, the Holy Knights over there at Baste are after her"

"Jeez, you are stupid," Meliodas says.

"You two call me stupid, that's twice now!" Hawk says "People who call people stupid are stupid"

"Well sorry about that, Porky" Meliodas apologised.

"That's twice you called be porky you bastard!" Hawk goes to attack Meliodas only for Y/N to grab Hawk's neck, lifting him "You're stretching my pork brains out" Meliodas and Y/N have a cheeky smile on their face.

"Sir Meliodas! Lady Y/N!" The three turn their heads to see Elizabeth running towards them, carrying a couple of things.

"What'd you run out here like that for?" Meliodas asks.

"For these" She holds Meliodas's scabbard in one hand and Y/N's coat and collar in the other "I mended your scabbard and your coat while you two were still asleep" She gives them a closed eye smile "I can't test for the quality though"

"Your such a thoughtful girl," Hawk says. Meliodas spins his sword before placing it back into its sheath. Y/N then puts on her coat, ruffling the hood and then placing back on her red collar.

"Thanks, it looks like its holding," Meliodas says. Y/N stares down at the stitched on her coat pocket, smiling.

"Looks good as new," She says.

"I'm glad. And on that note-" Elizabeth puts her fist in the air "let's get going now!" Elizabeth then walks past the three. Meliodas looks at Elizabeth with wide eyes. She stops walking and begins talking without facing them "I'm not a knight" She turns around "But I'm going to keep on fighting too, so I can keep protecting the kingdom and its people. Even if you two were to die now, that wouldn't change things at all"

"Don't go killing us off yet, okay?" Meliodas says.

"S-Sorry!" Elizabeth stutters.

"Elizabeth, how would you handle if I was the one who died"

"Well, honestly...I try to move on"

"Elizabeth, that was like night and day"

"I-I'm sorry, Hawk!"

"You can rest easy Hawk, If you end up dying, we'll make sure your meat doesn't go to waste. Isn't that right, Y/N?" Y/N licks her lips as she and Meliodas begin to walk towards Elizabeth and Hawk.

"Yup," Y/N says.

"Wait! What about what I want!?" Hawk asks.

"Let's get going," Meliodas says, as he and Y/N walks past them. Y/N places her hand back behind her head.

"Right. Let's save Sir Ban"

"Not him," Y/N says "Think her name was Sennett, wasn't it?"

"We gotta make sure we save the Doctor's daughter first," Meliodas says.

"Lady Y/N! Sir Meliodas!" Elizabeth and Hawk run to catch up to the two Sins "What about Sir Ban?"

"As soon as he finds out that we're all heading this way, I think he'll probably bust himself out"

"Oh, you think so?"

"We know so," Y/N says before a giant foot slams down in front of the group. Meliodas and Y/N instantly go into protective mode, standing in front of Elizabeth. Meliodas has his hand on his sword while Y/N readies a two dagger, that she keeps in her coat pockets, in an X form.

"Are they attacking us!?" Hawk shouts. They look up to notice the foot belonged to Diane, who's staring down at them with empty eyes.

"Diane?" Meliodas says.

"What the heck you doing way over here?" Y/N asks. Diane continues to look down at the group with empty eyes before recognizing the voice of her Captain and Lieutenant.

"What are you two doing here?" Diane asks "You two should still be in bed trying to get a little res" Diane bends down "You know you shouldn't be outdoors like this. Look at your arm Y/N, you still haven't healed"

"Forget about us for a second, are you doing okay?" Y/N asks, worry lacing her voice.

"What are you talking about?" Diane asks "I feel fine"

"After you squashed all the bugs in Dalmally, you charged full speed ahead to Baste Prison!" Hawk shouts. Diane places her hand on her chin.

"Wait, I did?"

"What's wrong, Lady Diane?" Elizabeth asks. Meliodas places his hand on his chin.

"Can't put my finger on it, but something's not adding up" He says "You sure your alright Diane?"

"Uh, yeah. My head's just a little fuzzy" Diane begins playing with her hair before the sound of a bell is heard. Diane's eyes become clouded again and she looks at Meliodas and Y/N only to see a man in knight armour.

"I am the Holy Knight Ruin," He says, staring up at Diane "Member of the Weird Fangs and destroyer of the Eight Deadly Sins"

"There's a Holy Knight here!" Diane warns, standing up straight and lifting her fists "Captain! Lieutenant! You two take care of the princess!" Diane then looks around, noticing that its only her and the holy knight "Captain? Lieutenant? Wait! Where did everybody go?!" Ruin chuckles.

"They are all at my mercy"

"Give the Captain and Lieutenant back now," Diane says, lifting her foot before slamming it down onto Ruin, only for him to jump out of the way. She then punches Ruin, not knowing that it's Meliodas. Meliodas crashes to the ground. Y/N then jumps into the air only to be punched by Diane.

"Sir Meliodas! Lady Y/N!" Elizabeth shouts as she and Hawk run over to the two. Meliodas's feet stick out from the ground, while Y/N is still standing "You two aren't hurt are you?!" Meliodas gets out of the ground, dusting himself off. Diane slowly makes her way over to them.

"What the heck made you go berserk out of the blue like that?" Meliodas asks. Diane doesn't answer.

"You okay, Diane?" Y/N asks.

"Lady Diane, Sir Meliodas and Lady Y/N are right in front of you," Elizabeth says.

"What are you spacing out for, Mountain Women" Hawk shouts. Diane gets into a fighting position.

"I'm gonna tell you right here and now, I'm not losing to some Holy Knight!" Y/N then notices Diane's clouded eyes.

"Those eyes," She says "She can't see us at all, even if she wanted to"

"What are we supposed to do now?" Hawk asks. Meliodas then grabs Elizabeth, placing her over his shoulder while Y/N grabs Hawk, placing him under her arm. The four begin running away from Diane, who's running after them.

"We run for starters," Meliodas says.

"I had a feeling you were gonna say that!" Diane throws a punch, making them fly into the air. They then begin to constantly dodge Diane's attacks all through the field and forest.

"Piggy chop, piggy chop, piggy chop!" Hawk repeats.

"You aren't even the one doing the running" Y/N shouts, looking down at Hawk. Two people then cross in front of the two, a man and a younger boy.

"Crap! There are people around!" Hawk shouts.

"Hey!" Meliodas shouts, gaining their attention "You don't wanna die you better start running!" The two bystanders look to see them running from a giant. Diane then attacks again only for them to have jumped out the way.

"You can't hide forever Holy Knight," Diane says, looking around "When I find you, I'm gonna twist, tear open and then pulverize that armour along with you!" Down below Diane, the group are backed against the wall. Y/N have an arm wrapped around the child, who had his head on his shoulder. The other shepherd cowers beside Elizabeth, holding his stick close.

"Help us, please!" The elder shepherd pleads.

"What's going on here?" Elizabeth asks, looking to the two Sins "Did something happen to Lady Diane when she went to Baste Prison?"

"Well~ Whatever it was, it's made her nuts," Meliodas says. Y/N passes the boy to Elizabeth.

"Look after this kid for a second" Y/N says as she and Meliodas take off running from the group.

"What were the two of you doing out here?" Elizabeth asks the boy, placing her hand on his cheek as tears threaten to fall down his face.

"We both work as a shepherds in the area, and we were on the way home from the pasture" The boy explains, his voice cracking "Please, I don't want anything bad to happen"

"Now don't worry, it's gonna be alright," Elizabeth says, smiling as she looks over at Meliodas and Y/N who jumps up the hill "They can fix this"

This bit after may be very confusing to those that haven't watched the episode for a long time, so I suggest you watch the episode then read this or follow along with it so you can have a better understanding of what you reading.

Meliodas and Y/N take cover behind a small hill, looking over only for the two to hear a bell. Their eyes glaze over as they look up to the Holy Knight.

"Where'd you come from?" Y/N asks, standing back to look up at the man.

"I am the holy knight Ruin. Member of the Weird Fangs and destroyer of the Eight Deadly Sins"

"Hey tall and gruesome you the one that cast that weird spell on Diane, aren't you," Meliodas says

"You know that is Diane, right? And Meliodas is right beside you?" Hawk says, looking over to see Diane looking down at Meliodas and Y/N. 'Ruin' goes to punch the two only for them to jump up and push themselves forwards of a rock, Meliodas's hand holding his sword.

"Now turn her, back to normal!" He slashes his sword down of 'Ruin', only for it to be deflected by Diane's arm gauntlet. Y/N doing the same with her two daggers, but once again deflected by Diane's gauntlet. The two push off into the sky, Diane following leaving a crater in the ground.

"This is hard to believe, but I think Meliodas and Y/N are caught up in the same Illusion as Diane right now!" Hawk says as he and Elizabeth watched the three sins fight.

Up in the air, Diane goes to kick the two, only for them to get onto her leg and Y/N kick her in the face, sending her back onto the ground. Diane lands on her two feet, before punching the ground only for her to lift her hand and pillars shoot up towards Meliodas and Y/N. The two dodge the pillars, cutting them in half and jumping on them,

"Hurry up! It's almost on top of us!" Hawk, Elizabeth and the two shepherds run away from the oncoming pillars.

Another pillar shoots up and Y/N digs her daggers into it, going up with it. She then pulls her daggers out of the rock pillar and flips over it, heading down towards Diane. Diane sees her attack and grabs a pillar, placing it between the two making Y/N cut the pillar in half instead. Diane then punches Y/N, making her also crash into Meliodas as the two go flying back into the pillars.

Upon a hill, a safe distance from the destruction stands Elizabeth, Hawk and the two shepherds

"What do we do Elizabeth?" Hawk asks, looking at where the three sins are fighting.

"I'm not sure" She replies "If this goes on they'll die. But how in the world can we stop this?"

In Baste Prison, Jericho sits against a wall covering her body that is only being covered by her undergarment while a group of guards look at her.

"Jericho!" A says.

"Fine the Eight Deadly Sins' Ban, The Fox Sin of Greed!" Jericho orders.

"Right away, Jericho" The head guard say, finger on chin and blushing "But its just, uh..."

"Why are you dressed like that?" Another guard finishes for him.

"Never mind that! Now go and get me a change of clothes and a suit of armour!" She shouts, blushing as she tries to remain commanding. The head guard's nose begins bleeding as another guard behind him blows steam out from the holes in his helmet. Jericho pulls her arms around tighter, making her boobs jiggle, which makes some of the guards cheer a bit "What are you waiting for, I said go!"

"Yes Ma'am!" The guards split each way, one stays looking at her until another pulls him away.

"Curse him, how could he," Jericho says, teeth gritted as she remembers how he got her suit.

Ban holds Jericho up against the wall by her chin, her sword falling to the ground with a clatter.

"Just finish me... Just get the over with already" She says.

"You know what Barber," Ban says, bringing her down to eye contact "That's a nice looking suit of armour you got on ya'" Ban harshly pats her cheek "But I just don't think it's your style"

"Mark my words, I'm gonna make you pay for what you did, Ban. Understand me!"

Somewhere else in Baste Prison, Ban tries on Jericho's armour only for it to not fit him.

"Man I knew it would be too small" He takes off the glove, throwing it on the ground with the rest of the armour "I dug it too" Guards begin shouting "What's with all the racket around here lately? It's like someone broke out of prison or something" Ban begins to walk down the hallway.

"Where do you think you're going?" Someone says, coming out from the ground, making Ban stop in his tracts "Ban of the Eight Deadly Sins"

"Hey~," Ban says, smirking "What's up Holy Knight Jude"

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Everything Weird About Deltarune!

Spoiler Warning for Undertale and Both Chapters of Deltarune! Really! I Literally Go Through Everything I Can Remember About Them!

This is a long post so get comfortable. Also note that my brain doesn't process thoughts into words very well so some of these might not be worded in the best way. :)

Deltarune. The first teaser chapter was released on October 31, 2018, and it came out of nowhere. We've all gone through this, but I'll try and go through every single painstaking detail I can remember. Feel free to reblog and add/correct things.

The weirdness begins right off the bat. The title is an anagram of UNDERTALE. We all know Toby likes to use anagrams when he wants to indirectly tell us when things are related, so it's no surprise that when you go to download DELTARUNE, it warns you that the game is designed for people who have played UNDERTALE. You think, "Cool, so it's a sequel? Or maybe a prequel? A different perspective of UNDERTALE perhaps?" You were wrong; so terribly, terribly wrong! I'll elaborate on this later.

Before you download the application, the terms of service that you must agree to beforehand reads simply and plainly, "You accept everything that will happen from now on." This detail was kinda brushed off in the beginning, because, hey, it's Toby Fox. He does weird stuff all the time. But even in the first chapter, it's apparent that the concept of choice, or more accurately, the lack of it, is a very present theme in the game. I would like to remind you that Toby has announced that there will be one ending in the game. One. I'll elaborate on this later.

The program (as in, what the game is called in your files) is named SURVEY PROGRAM. Why not just call it Deltarune like it is when you download chapter two?

The game launches you, without a title screen, without any setting adjustment options, straight into a reference to the theme of the entire franchise: the lack of choice. A strange formless voice guides you through "making a vessel", with what we know now as a fountain in the background. You have the option to make some very disturbing choices in this character creator, such as making its favorite flavor "pain" or expressing your feelings about it with options such as "fear" and "disgust." You name your "creation," tell the formless voice your name (which is different from your vessel's name) and watch as said formless voice muses over your name at an agonizing pace. It thanks you for your time and tells you that your wonderful creation, (cue music cutout and background removal) will now be discarded. "No one can choose who they are in this world." The screen slowly turns white as the voice says, "Your... name... is..."

It gets weirder. The next scene appears from the whiteness and showcases Toriel calling "Kris" out of bed. Kris' area of the room is very bare in contrast to the other side, which we later discover is Asriel's.

It's Toriel. Why is Toriel here?

Kris is kind of an anagram of Frisk (the protagonist of UNDERTALE) but without the F. I highly doubt this is a coincidence.

Speaking with Noelle is the only reason you can proceed (see what i did there?) while finding a partner in the classroom. This means you can't go through the 1st chapter without knowing who she is. Is it because of the Snowgrave route?

Ralsei is just suspicious to me. There's no way he was just waiting in that castle his whole life alone without some mental toil. So either he's insane or he wasn't alone the whole time. What happened? Is it related to how he can close his eyes and see what Susie is going through when she's apart from the party? Was he just watching everything? Is he related to the formless voice?

Susie's icon is the only one without color in the Dark World.

Jevil's fight is more difficult than Sans'.

Your actions have little consequence in the first chapter. If you choose to go genocide, the only difference in the ending is being run out of the kingdom, and this doesn't carry over to the next chapter. Again, lack of choice, people.

If at the end of chapter one, you walk around town, it's mentioned (notably by Noelle) that you're usually not this talkative. If you go to the hospital and speak with the receptionist, they mention that you used to play the piano in the corner. If you decide to attempt to play the said piano, an out-of-key bash can be heard and the receptionist comments on how you used to play beautifully. If you try this in chapter two, the result is the same. All this is confirmation that Kris is acting noticeably weird.

When you leave the Dark World and walk around town, you can find Sans. He "pretends" to recognize you, and if you tell him you recognize him, he tells you it's funny, considering that you two have never met before. He winks. I'm pretty sure he knows that the player is there.

The mention of Papyrus in both games, but the purposeful lack of him. Like he's avoiding you.

If you go upstairs while inside Asgore's flower shop, there are flowers in glass cases resembling his SOUL collection in UNDERTALE. There's a red flower.

You can't enter the church.

The clock in the storage closet shows a different time than all the others in the school.

If you go all the way south in town and into the woods, the music stops and you come across a rusty, double door is in a hill covered in crass. It's locked. If you go this way in chapter two, however, you watch a cutscene where you and susie happen to find Monster Kid from UNDERTALE (or someone resembling them) and an owl kid in front of the door. The owl kid is pressuring Monster Kid to (presumably) break inside, telling them that they don't want to be a wimp like Kris. Does this imply that Kris is connected to this strange door somehow?

The ending. You know what I'm talking about.

Did Kris actually rip out the SOUL (I say "the" because I'm not entirely sure it's Kris') and knife because they wanted to eat the pie? Did they only eat the pie because Toriel caught them?

Why did they look at the player? Are they sick of being controlled? Is that why they freaked out after the Spamton fight? (later)

Anyway, now we're at chapter two.

DELTARUNE Chapter Two was released on September 17th, 2021. 17. Entry Number 17. Sound familiar?

Asriel's part of the room is different from the last chapter. I don't think this means anything sinister, but I think it means Kris notices different things about the room as the story progresses. My theory is that it will become more sinister in each chapter.

Ralsei getting super excited to see Susie and Kris after a day. As in he has separation anxiety and it breaks my heart. not anything suspicious but it makes me sad so it's on the list.

Kris and Susie's rooms. Ralsei REALLY doesn't want them to leave. Seriously get this boy a therapist. Or a stuffed animal. SOMETHING.

Kris having to gather everything from the storage closet so that people appear in the Dark World????? Why??????????????? They had to do the same thing for the computer lab too.

The golden door. I don't trust it.

How/why the heck did Noelle and Berdley go into the Computer Lab Dark World? I don't see either of them just walking into pulsing void doors without Susie.

Apparently the knight has been gone for a bit and can corrupt people's minds? The king in the first chapter doesn't seem like he can be redeemed but Queen just seems,,, not bad, but a little crazy. I wonder what happened.

Then again, name ONE person in this franchise without trauma.

Spamton.

Horror doesn't bother me. Spamton? Spamton bothers me.

SPAMTON. ENOUGH SAID.

A Kromer is a type of hat invented in the '70s. Nobody named Mike is associated with it, that I can find.

SPAMPTON. HOW DO I EVEN DESCRIBE IT.

HIS SONG IS THE ONLY ONE WITH WORDS.

The way he asks Kris is they want to be a heart on a chain their whole life. Like, dude, no wonder they were screaming after the fight.

WHERE DID THE YELLOW HEART COME FROM. YELLOW MEANS JUSTICE. WHY DOES JUSTICE APPLY.

Kris screaming after the fight and the player not being able to hear it. Don't you dare tell me that's just how the game is designed. There are sound effects characters make throughout the game. None that I can think of apply to Kris, apart from when they rip their soul out.

Ralsei brushing off the Spamton fight. Either that's his coping mechanism or he was trying to shut Susie and Kris up to protect them from... something. I'll touch on that in a minute.

According to Queen, DETERMINATION is a key factor in creating a fountain.

Also according to Queen, Kris, Noelle, and Susie all have DETERMINATION SOULS.

Ralsei freaking out about Berdley making a fountain implies that he may also have DETERMINATION. Why I'm bringing all this up will make sense soon.

How was Noelle able to cast Snowgrave... a spell that she, according to her, didn't know?

The Snowgrave route is so twisted.

You manipulate Noelle into killing Berdley and then, when you get back to the computer lab and investigate his corpse, the text box says that he doesn't seem to be awake. As if you're in denial?

Burgerpants recognizes you. Not Kris. As in the player.

The ending. I don't think I need to describe it. Kris is very methodical without the SOUL. (I say "the" because, again, I'm not 100% convinced it's theirs.) I'm saying this about how they left clues that someone broke into the This proves that they are NOT a mindless, vengeful husk.

HOW DID THEY MAKE THE FOUNTAIN WITHOUT THE SOUL INSIDE OF THEM. DID THEY FEED THE SOUL TO IT AFTERWARDS? IS THAT WHAT THAT WAS?

Another point I would like to make is my theory that Ralsei knows much more than he would have us believe. I might put this into a different post because I have yet to gather my points into a coherent bullet point list, so keep an eye out for that.

Anyway apart from Toriel and Susie being VERY heavy sleepers, I think I've gone through everything. I have a few theories.

1. Kris is possessed by the player and figured out that they could make a fountain from Queen and related to Spamton freaking out about freedom. They then decided to make a fountain going by the logic that "this would tick the player off." This is one of my top theories that assumes that the SOUL is theirs.

And 2. Kris is possessed by both the player and the knight. I think the formless voice at the very beginning of the game is the knight, and they somehow needed the player to possess someone with DETERMINATION. If so, then why Kris? We know from Queen that Noelle and Susie, and maybe even Berdley also have DETERMINATION. The most plausible thing I can think of is the fact that human souls are stronger than monster ones.

I do think that the popular theory (about the one that suggests that the Dark Word is nothing but a figment of a child's imagination, and the events that occur in said Dark World are simply children playing with toys) has been thoroughly dashed due to Berdley's murder in the genocide route of the second chapter. Unless he's not dead. Regardless, how the events (or lack thereof) that occur in the second chapter play through the next will be interesting, especially considering Toby's announcement about how there will be one ending to the game. So either Berdley isn't dead, or he will be.

Aaaand I think that's it! Sorry for the long post; let me know your thoughts and if I missed anything!

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niskoo · 3 years

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Burrito run

pairing: rich kid! Jake x rich kid! reader

genre: fluff, crack, bff2l! AU

warnings: food, swearing, sneaking out (??)

word count: 3k words

a/n: my dumbass posted this on my nct acc omfg

this was originally for haechan of nct for my nct acc (@daegall) but i thought i could treat you guys to hehe

networks: @enhypennetwork

You had known Jake for more than half of your lives. Thanks to both of your rich ass parents setting you two up for a playdate at the age of 12, now you have found your rock and partner in crime. You know when he's feeling down, when he wants to cause trouble for no reason, when he has an eye for someone, heck, you know when and how to get him out of any situation when needed.

Like right now, as he gives you a side glance as he talks boringly to a group of men. All they talked about was business. Jake wanted to talk about that one burrito place down the block, he wants to get out of there and go get some. He wants to get out of this stupid high class party he has no part of.

He knows you do too, he knows by the way you keep glancing at the back door by the kitchen, and how you occasionally move to each group closer to the door. You know he catches up to the plan, how he also moves from group to group, excusing himself every 2 minutes.

You politely excuse yourself from the many unknown rich aunts who just questioned your love life, giving them a very passive smile, before turning to move to another group.

You don't get to go to another group, because you're already so close to the door, and Jake approaches you.

"Why, hello there, miss Y/n."

You feign shock at his greeting, holding a hand to your chest, "My, Jaeyun, wasn't it? It's been too long!"

Your best friend nods, playing along to the small skit you two have created, "About 2 hours, I think? You've grown very beautifully,"

You flick your hand at him, nudging his shoulder not-so-gently, "Oh stop."

You bite your lip to hold back a loud laugh when Jake winces at your harsh push at his shoulder, watching as his face twists in playful anger. You can't help but thin he looks absolutely adorable, nose scrunched up and eyes narrowed in a non meaningful glare, you ought to kiss his puffed cheeks.

You shake the last thought from your mind, bringing the elegant glass of champagne to your lips, sipping lightly at the sweet and slightly sour liquid. You then take a double check around the spacious room, to see if anyone is watching.

Your mother and father were chatting at the far corner with the parents of Jay, a guy you met earlier this evening. He looked just as bored as you. Jake's parents stood not too far from your parents, greeting anyone who approached them.

This was your chance.

Quickly, as Jake was mumbling something about you growing up strongly as well, you grab his arm. He yelps in surprise, as you drag him through the back door, lightly blushing at your gentle touch at his wrist.

The back door soon slams behind the both of you, and you are met with a large yard.

"Y/n! What if someone caught us?"

Giving Jake a side glare, you start to trudge down the flight of stairs to the garden, "You were too busy complaining about my guns to notice we had a chance to escape. You're welcome."

"You're weak!"

"Am not!"

"Are to!"

You ignore the upcoming argument you could've started, taking off your painful heels. They were absolutely stunning, but stung your feet constantly. Beauty is pain, as mother says.

"Lead the way to the burrito truck you claimed to see on the way here!"

Through the many bushes, and many guards, and even more bushes, you finally make it out the the big mansion, and into the dark streets. It's 10 in the night, you hope the burrito place is still open or your only choice left is a McDonalds about an hour away or convenience store food. Not that you minded, but you haven't had a burrito since you were 18. You had it right after graduation day with one of your closes friends who you have no idea of her whereabouts now.

The last time Jake had a burrito is about last week, the first time he met another rich kid named Sunghoon. Their parents gave them a bunch of money to go spend on expensive and top quality foods, but they both mutually agreed to get cheap burritos that would probably give them a bad stomach.

Jake takes the lead, as expected, for he was the one who spotted the food truck. He took off his blazer some time ago, you don't remember when, but with his jacket thrown over his elbow and sleeves rolled up like that, you can't help but admire.

You notice every single little thing about him, his slow, rhythmic paces, occasionally kicking stray rocks on the sidewalk. You watch as his hair slightly bounces as he kicks yet another rock, and you want to pet his hair.

There was that one time when you were 16 and you had a movie night as your parents went away for some business, he had his head on your lap, you didn't mind for some reason. At some point you had started playing lightly with a few strands of his hair, but you didn't notice. The moment you softly ran your hands through his hair, you realized, and decided to keep your hands to yourself after that. To your surprise he protested against it, claiming it was very comforting. So now every time one of you come over to the other's house, you would somehow find yourself playing with his hair, like pure human instinct.

But now as you observed your best friend more, you have a different feeling running through you as you had an urge to softly play with them once more, as if it wasn't as platonic anymore. But that was absurd. you've been friends for 10 years now, why are you just feeling like this now?

Your heart jumps in your chest when you are suddenly met with Jake's eyes, shining brightly with a slight mischievous gloss glazing over them. "Can we pick up the pace please? I'm getting pretty hungry and I know you are too."

Your heart softens as he sticks his arm out, gesturing you to come next to him. You jog barefoot to his side, instantly looping your arm with his.

It doesn't take long to find the food truck Jake mentioned, just a 10 minutes from the mansion, somewhere near the center of town. You had to drive about 2 hours to get here, and so did Jake, so it's a bit strange how he knew his way around the town so easily. You guess he just is that way.

You practically drool at the smell of savory foods that lingers in the air, sucking the saliva in your mouth.

Your best friend eyes you playfully, nudging your hip with his, "See? What did I tell you? Burrito food truck!"

You don't respond, simply grunting and dragging him to the cashier to order some food.

It takes a lot of time to decide on what burrito you'd buy, there were even tacos, and weirdly, cookies and croissants. It was your dream food truck, really. In the end, you both went for the classic burrito, nothing could beat it.

There were no seats to the food truck, sadly, so you and Jake opted to sit on the curb, legs sprawled out on the road, hopefully no cars drive by.

"You ready?" Your best friend asks you, looking at you with much anticipation. You stare at your own burrito in much more anticipation, it's been 4 years since you had a burrito. You wonder how you could survive that long.

You nod vivaciously, already opening your mouth to take a bite. Jake chuckles as he watches you take your first bite, your cheeks instantly puffing out full of the contents. You shut your eyes in bliss, licking your lips for anything left on them.

As you continue to chew, you shake your head, "Shit, I haven't had anything this good in sooo long." You exaggerate, taking yet another bite of the heavenly treat.

Jake can't agree more, he just had a burrito last week, but somehow eating one with you feels different. Especially when you don't mind him seeing and pointing out the smeared food around your mouth, simply trying to search for it with your tongue instead.

Your best friend wants to cherish this moment forever, keep it deep in his heart and laugh at it in the future when he suddenly gets reminded of it, he wants to brag about it to his friends, maybe even share it with his grandchildren, he doesn't know. All he knows is that you're it for him.

You're the one he's spent all of his teenage years with, his first heartbreak, first sleepover, first drink was with you, heck, you were his first close friend!

You know so much about him, you share so much about yourself to him, he's the one you trust. He's the first person you call out to when you're down, first person you call out to in the best of your times. It amazing how much you've been through together, and Jake thinks anything is possible, as long as it's you.

Falling in love seems so much easier than ever, especially at that moment, eating a burrito instead of the expensive caviar at the party before, just with him. And nobody else.

He wants to make you his. Not just his best friend, his lover, his soul mate, his whole world. Not that you weren't already.

"What's wrong?" you suddenly ask Jake, startling him. "You nudge your chin at the burrito in his hands, "Why aren't you eating?"

Jake flushes, realizing he's been staring at you the whole time, taking a big bite of his burrito, before looking away bashfully. "It's nothing."

You grow suspicious of his actions, watching as he swallows and bites his lip shyly. You choose to leave it there, instead bringing up your parents being out of town next week.

The conversation keeps going, from one topic to the other, swerving all over the place, but that's just how it is, talking to the person you're most comfortable with.

The conversation goes on and on until you find yourself walking along the streets blindly, fiddling with the paper packaging of the burrito you ate. You also find yourself wearing Jake's shoes instead of walking barefoot, he gave to you after you complained about walking over so many rocks, and you didn't like how your heart swarmed and beat dangerously fast as he claimed it would be better if you borrowed them for the night.

Strangely enough, his blazer he took off about and hour ago now stayed on your shoulders, keeping you warm from the cold breezes of the night. All your best friend's actions made you swoon over him, and that wasn't something you would feel often. Maybe occasionally, but not everyday.

Jake doesn't know what got into him when he took his shoes off for you, or when he draped his blazer on your shoulders, or why he took your heels and held it for you. What he does know, is that he enjoys the way your lips purse and a light shade of pink dusted over your cheeks. Or how you pull his blazer tighter around your body and sub-consciously loop your arm around his again.

You two never really got to go through the proper high school experience, your parents forced you to go to a strict school with strict rules, they didn't even have celebrations.

Jake always imagines what it would be like to go to a dance, prom, maybe? Full of fun, dancing, and definitely you. You had a similar vision. Chugging down punch or soda and dancing crazily together until you both get sick and throw up in the bathroom.

Prom was like a mutual yearning for the both of you.

God, how you would kill to have a normal high school experience.

"You know," Jake starts, "this feels like I'm walking you home after prom."

You can't stop the grin from reaching your lips, giving into it and letting out a soft laugh. Softly, you elbow his side, "Corny."

There are a few laughs here and there after that, but overall just comforting silence that goes throughout the night. The crickets that echo throughout the night are your only noises, and the few cars rushing by. You two come to a stop at a random bench by a streetlamp, settling there until you realize it's time to go back to the party.

You realize it, but you just don't want to let go of the moment.

You feel Jake hook his leg under yours, swinging them together in sync as you rest and stare into the night sky. Tonight isn't that much of a pretty night, no stars, barely a moon, but that's alright, you're enjoying the most of it.

You turn your head away from the boring black sky, instead facing the mot interesting thing you find in life. Jake is staring down at your swinging legs, smiling at the sight. He fiddles softly with your fingers, caressing and tracing them as if they were one of the most precious things in the world.

Your eyes trail from your tangled legs, to your tangled hands, all the way up to Jake's face, tracing each and every detail with your gaze. You don't remember when he matured, you only remember the fluffy cheeked bowl cut Jake when you two were still middle schoolers. Now all that cheek has become more defined, especially his jaw, you can't help but admire him. He was like a piece of art. Your favorite piece of art.

For the second time that night, you focus on his hair, and ought to run your hands through them once again. To pull him into your embrace as he rests on you, to simply relax and twirl his strands around your fingers.

It seems like whenever you're staring at his hair, Jake just startles you with his eyes, still glossy, but this time they hold something different.

They admire you just as much as yours admire him.

Slowly, as if an unspoken agreement, you lean in closer to his face. His breath close to your cheek sets goosebumps trailing your body, and his touch now on your neck warms you inside.

Your eyes flit between his eyes and lips, oh those plump, soft lips you dream of. You would never admit it, but you have had many urges to crash your own upon them.

And that's exactly what you do. Though, crash isn't the right word to describe it. They press together softly more than recklessly, pulling into a soft lock, something much more than just platonic love being poured into it. Pure bliss and love are being poured like gentle and calm rivers, the ones you find clear and beautiful in parks. It runs faster as Jake tilts your head to kiss you closer, lips wrapped up in the warmth of yours. It feels like home to him.

Jake is absolutely perfect, you decide, despite all the many nights spent together breaking down, left for each other to pick the other up, it makes him perfect.

He thinks you're the most flawless thing he's ever seen, despite all the gems and crystals he sees in most parties, you're the brightest one shining, he could never find any jewel more valuable than you.

You pull away with one last soft lock of your lips, but stay close and ghost them together. You find his eyes the shining the most you have ever seen in the 10 years you have spent with him, one different emotion fluttering behind them. Love.

You surely don't feel that big of a person when you're at these big rich parties, even if everyone knew of your name. But kissing your best friend and being the one he sees, he loves, being his, you feel like you could rule the world.

You know you're his after this. How could you not? The way he breaks out into a very bashful smile when you leave one last peck on his lips, the way he holds you so close. There was no way he couldn't be yours after this.

A week later you have a very sleepy boyfriend on your couch, his head resting on your lap as you play softly with his hair. Nothing is all that different, except for all the kisses he steals when reaching up to you. And of course, the corny lines being thrown at each other as a competition to see who can come up with the cheesiest, most disgusting pick up line ever.

"I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my baerito."

"Ugh Jake that was just straight but bad! Not even funny or cheesy!"

Jake simply laughs, and wraps his arms around you just as he claimed to have wanted to, mumbling how he agreed into your forehead.

Being in his arms, you feel like you could fight everything that would try to hurt your lover, but for now you stick to the playful pokes he gives to your stomach and sides.

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jelzorz · 3 years

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87.

Callum's not overly fond of Halloween. It's a fun holiday full of costumes and the threat of diabetes but he's getting a little old for Trick or Treating, and going door to door asking for candy has lost its charm. The only reason he's out at all tonight is because Ez had wanted to go, and, well...

He's never been able to say no to Ez.

So now they're out, and Ez is dressed in a hammy cape with a tin foil crown he'd spray painted gold sitting neatly in his full bushy hair—"Get it?" he'd laughed. "Because our last name is Prince?" (Callum'd rolled his eyes)—and Callum is shifting uncomfortably in his half-assed magician costume—literally a blanket and his sketchbook that he's pretending is a tome of spells—with plastic pumpkins on their arms that are already three quarters full.

They're new to this town, and that's kind of all that Callum's got going for him right now. No one knows who he is yet, and sure, Trick or Treating is a little undignified, but he hasn't run into anyone from school who'd recognise him, which is doubly good because the one person who might had invited him to a Halloween Party this evening and hey, maybe if they can get their buckets full, he can spend the rest of the evening with the cool kids and tonight won't feel like such a waste after all. It's wishful thinking, probably, but then they turn down Silvergrove Terrace and Ez grins at their haul.

"I reckon this is probably a decent amount of candy," he says, skipping happily ahead of Callum. "Last street, I promise. Then you can go hang out at your lame Halloween Party or whatever."

Callum bristles. "It can't be any lamer than this."

Ez gives him a look. "You didn't have to come," he says pointedly. "I could have gone by myself."

"In a town we barely know anyone in?" Callum snorts. "Yeah, right. Dad would have murdered me."

"Would've been a better costume than whatever the heck you're supposed to be now."

"Wow."

"I'm just saying," says Ez with a shrug. "I'm ten, not stupid. I could have gone with a couple of the girls from school if you didn't want to this badly. I appreciate that you did and all but it would have been fine."

Callum bristles. Sass aside, Ez is a good kid and Callum is a good brother, and at the end of the day... this isn't that bad. "It is fine," he mumbles at last. "I like hanging out with you. I just... feel like I'm getting too old for this."

"Well then I appreciate it more," says Ez grinning. He nudges Callum's elbow and takes a handful of candy from his pumpkin to dump it in his brother's. "Thanks Callum."

Callum chuckles in spite of himself. "Any time," he murmurs. Then he takes a breath. "So. Last street?"

Ez nods. "Last street. The girls from school said there's this one house that gives out tons of candy every year—and good candy too, not like, loser candy. I think it's number 305?"

Callum glances at the mailbox closest to them: 291. "We must be getting close."

305, it turns out, is the one at the end of the lane. The decorations around it are bigger and fancier than the others, which tracks if the girls at Ez's school are right, but it's also the busiest, and it sounds like there's a party going on inside. Ez walks up the door and knocks, and Callum has to wonder if anyone can hear them at all—

When a girl opens the door, looking tired but patient, and, if anything, relieved to be away from the house. Callum doesn't mean to stare, but she is, in a word, pretty. Very pretty, and it's not just the movie-accurate Lord of the Rings elf get-up. Suddenly Callum's feeble attempt at a costume feels incredibly feeble indeed, and worse still is the fact that he's pretty sure she's in his English class, and that's recognition sparking in her eye.

Callum shrinks into himself. So much for not running into anyone from school.

"Trick or Treat!" says Ez.

The girl grins at him. "Oh, there are plenty of treats for you, Your Highness," she chuckles, pouring a pretty damn decent amount of candy into Ez's pumpkin. Then she looks at Callum and raises an eyebrow. "And you are...?"

Callum ducks his head to hide the blush forming in his cheeks. "I-I'm—uh—"

"My high mage," says Ez, elbowing him in the ribs.

"Ah, of course!" says the girl, grinning and scooping an impressive amount of candy into his bucket. "Plenty of treats for you too, Your Lordship. I like your cloak."

Callum flushes more. "You—uh—you don't have to patronise me," he mumbles. "I know this super lame."

The girl raises an eyebrow at him. "Really?" she says drily, gesturing at her costume. "I'm wearing this and you have the gall to think you're lame?"

"At least it's a costume," mutters Callum. He dares to look at her. "You don't think this is..." He shifts awkwardly. "Stupid?"

The girl makes a face. "Do I think it's stupid for someone to take his little brother Trick or Treating in a town they're both new to? You've got a real weird definition of stupid, My Lord."

"I like your costume," pipes Ez. "And don't mind him. He's got... Cool Teenager Syndrome, I guess."

The girl laughs. It's light and bell like and makes Callum's ears feel warm, both because she's laughing at him and because he likes how it sounds. "I get it," she says after a moment. "Its tough being the new kid in school, believe me, I've been there. But honestly? Going out of your way to take your brother Trick or Treating is pretty cool in my book."

Callum feels his hear flutter a little. "Really?"

"Really," chuckles the girl. "It's Rayla, by the way. Callum, right?"

"Right," says Callum, suddenly a lot braver than he was. "And this is Ez."

"Nice to meet you both," says Rayla, grinning. "I guess I'll let you both go. I'll see you at school?"

"Oh. Um. Yeah, I guess." Callum fiddles with the handle of his pumpkin and then, because he doesn't really have much else to lose and Rayla's been so nice about the whole Trick or Treating thing, he thinks What the hell? and bullies himself into being braver still. "Or you could come with us? Show us around town or whatever. Share in our spoils?" He holds up his mostly full bucket and ignores the way Ez does a double take so violent, it looks like it might have given him whiplash.

Rayla blinks. Then she laughs. "Sure," she chuckles. "Let me go tell my dads." She grins at them and disappears into the recesses of the house without shutting the door, and Ez prods his ribs looking like he can't believe what he just witnessed.

"What happened to being too old for Trick or Treating?"

Callum flushes and jams his hands into his pockets. "I guess it's not that bad."

#rayllum #in anticipation #a little early but also I love halloween so #happy halloween rayllum fam #high key considered turning this into a hocus pocus au

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a-tale-of-legends · 2 years

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I am having. Uncle Guzma and Aster thoughts. Here's some scenarios.

Guzma does not know how he got into this position. The only reason he's back on Melemele island was to train under Hala. Not being a babysitter. But here he was. Babysitting the champion. Joy.

" Your ma is literally a town over," he grumbles, watching Aster poke the ground with a stick. Her pokemon are all playing on the beach, " You can just stay with her," he mumbles into his drink. Aster just shrugs, but Rotom Dex sprang up.

" Professor Kukui said-"

" Yeah yeah, I know what he said," he rolls his eyes, " Still doesn't stop him from sounding so annoying," he huffs, excepting another snide comment coming from the dex. Nothing. Guzma looks over to see both Rotom Dex and Aster staring at him. He uneasily brings his drink up to his mouth.

" .....What?" The duo look at each other, then back at Guzma.

" Exes?" Aster signs.

Guzma spits out his drink.

" Alright kid," Guzma stretches, " What we gonna do today?"

" Teenage rebellion," Aster signs. Guzma grins.

" Your not even a teenager yet, but hell yeah,"

" Guzma." Kukui slides into his view, a warning glare back at Guzma. Guzma rolls his eyes.

" Alright, ' heck' yeah. You happy?" Kukui shakes his head before going back to his work. Another eye roll from Guzma.

" Anyway. Before we rebel, your ma wanted to see you before her shift. Apparently today's gonna be stacked so...." Guzma slowed to a stop as he noticed Aster narrowing her eyes at him. He's almost afraid to ask.

" .....What?" He sighs, knowing full well he's not going to like the answer.

" Why are you suddenly interested in my mom?" Aster signs, eyeing Guzma suspiciously. Guzma stares back at her in disbelief.

" .....Aster I'm not tryin' ta get with ya ma,"

" HA!" Kukui laughs, and Guzma glares back at him for a second.

" Oh, bug off you!" He growls, then looks back down at Aster as she looks between him and Kukui. She inches a bit closer, almost as if she's telling a secret.

" Kukui?"

" NO!"

Kukui laughs again, oblivious to Aster's second question.

( the third one contains mention of past abuse. Nothing heavy, but still putting up the warning.)

The sun was setting. Orange, red and purple hues spread across the Alolan sky. It would be a perfect time to settle on the beach. And that's where he found Aster.

" Hey there kid," Guzma says as he sits down next to her folded up form. She's poking the ground with a stick, drawing little doodles.

" What's up?" It's a dumb question really. He heard from Kukui that she's been off the whole day. Even when they spent time together, something was clearly bothering her. A talk with her mom gives that she had a pretty nasty nightmare. He can't imagine what it was about.... actually he can, he just doesn't want to think about it.

Aster shrugs at his question, still doodling on the sand. Looking closely Guzma can see the tears threatening to fall. Poor kid is trying to keep in together.

They stay like this for a while. Aster drawing on the sand. Guzma not saying anything, giving Aster the time to speak if she wants. It's a while before she pokes his shoe with the stick, getting his attention. Looking down at the sand and at Aster, Guzma watches Aster spell. At each letter, she shakes a bit more, desperately trying to hold back the tears in her eyes. Guzma knew what this was about before she even finished writing.

Dad.

That's what she wrote. She then sticks the stick into the ground and angrily crosses his name out. Some tears fall. When doesn't let go of the branch when she's done. She grips it as if the world would shatter if she doesn't let go.

" Yeah," Guzma says solemnly, " I get that,". Aster seems to break, her tears coming down now. She inches a little closer to Guzma, and he slowly wraps his arm around her in a side hug. This would be there first hug.

Guzma made a promise to Kukui before. That if that so called father of Aster's comes back he won't do anything drastic. Not a bear down, nothing. He's not sure if he can hold that promise anymore.

#r rambles #r writes #pokemon fanfic #pokemon oc #oc: aster mahina #pokemon guzma #i thought of these in my head and could not resists the temptation to write lol #i hope you all like them :)

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mansions-maiden · 3 years

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Helloww, I'm here for 3rd request xD

Don't know you like it or not but hw abt MC is sweet, ladylike, polite, never complained, and lovely girl but someday...when comte hold a banquet and yeps mc has low tolerance alcohol and got drunk so herself became 180° 😂😂😂

She started laughing like maniac, shouting and scold the residents like asian mom 😂.

For example : (arthur) DO YOU KNOW WE CALL A HUMAN TYPE LIKE YOU A THOT ?! FROM NOW I'LL CALL YOU ARTHOT

(isaac) OII YOU MINI APPLE BOI, HOW CAN YOU INVENTED CALCULUS?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PRESSURE YOU GIVE TO FUTURE STUDENTS ? I CAN'T EVEN ENJOYED MY SCHOOL LIFE !! YOU MUST KNOW HOW MUCH I WANTED TO KILL YOU WHEN I WAS IN HIGHSCHOOLER !!

Etc 😂😂 you can make what kind of screaming+scolding she will throw at them 😂😂😂 The residents ? OH I WANT TO SEE THEIR STUPID SHOCKED FACES AHAHAHA. Take your time writing it xD and thank you so much before my darlingzzz 😘😘😘❤️❤️

This is gonna be a fun one to write! Sorry this took so much time to write! I have been busy with school works. But I’ve been writing it slowly. here you go! The words in the brackets (..) indicate that she missed saying these words. I had to write the words in a weird way to show that the words were being slurred by mc.

I tried writing it to your ask .Hope you like it!

Everyone was still wearing surprised Pikachu faces as they were staring at sleeping MC. For never had they expected to see the completely hidden side of her.

Previously, that evening~

MC is sweet and perfect lady, as described in the ask. But little did the vampires know what they would be witnessing that night.

The lord of the mansion decided to throw another banquet that night for the second time in the month being the hedonistic man he is. And all the residents were invited, including MC.

All of them reached the venue that evening and in the banquet halls, many fancy dishes were there, waiting to be eaten by people. There were finest of the wines brought from the far away land and the exotic dishes that were never seen before.

All of the mansion residents gathered in a room(kinda VIP room). All have helped themselves with a drink or two and were chatting away. MC stood against the walls of the room, swirling her champagne glass as she spoke to Sebastian.

All of them continued talking to each other.

After some more time:

MC was still speaking when she began giggling to herself continuously.

All the residents: “???????⁇?”

MC:” if only people knew how crazy these idiots are!! bwahahaha!”

Napoleon: “Who are you talking about MC?”

MC: “ Who am I ... talkin bout? I talk about the grreeat ‘men’ in history.." mc continued giggling as her words began to slur.

Arthur: "And why exactly are we 'idiots'? "

MC: "who in the world knew that all of these men would have crazy sides no one ever knows!" She began laughing again.

All of them looked at each other and then at MC. They noticed her flushed cheeks and understood the situation.

“MC, you are quite drunk. You should stop drinking now..”

“ N-no no no no.. I’m not drunk at all.. see,I only drank 1,2,... 4 glasses of champagne! I want to talk! “

MC: “comte! do you know..? arthot went into the town again yesterday even after you shun himm.. But he didn’t let me tell you...! teach him a lesson comte!” MC told as she pretended that she was holding a gun against Arthotur’s head.

“What in the world is mademoiselle doing?” Jean asked with a confused stare as Sebastian replied, “In our time period, we show guns with our hands in that way.. it’s a type of pretend play..”.

“And..wait what? From when did my name change to Arthot?? Did she misspell it??” Arthur asked looking at her.

“ Lemme think.. nope.. You’re ..definitely Art..Thot! yup! That’s it!”

“Arthur.. come to my room later. I should ‘gently’ remind you the rules of the mansion. “ Arthur gulped audibly as comte stared at him with ‘nothing-is-wrong’ smile.

“Arthur, Dazai-san!! Can (you) come here once??” She suddenly asked them with puppy eyes as they came forward. She tried to reach their faces but couldn’t. She pouted a little and climbed onto the couch behind her.

“OWW!! “ Both of them cried in pain as MC twisted each of Arthur’s and Dazai’s ears. “ how.. how dare youu...! How dare you tease.. Is..Isaac?! the only baby of this mansion! Poor boy! He’s traumatized because of you!”

Isaac having the time of his life: “That’s right mc! How dare they tease a bab- wait! Who do you think you’re calling BABY!??! “ Isaac frowned at his yet another new nick name.

Her feet began wobbling and she fell from the couch onto Mozart. “Aww man!! I fell off the couch!!! Bu..but.. this pillow is soo smoooth and silkyy.. yayy! A nice pillow for me..! “ She said as she snuggled her face into her’pillow’, aka Mozart’s chest.

“What do you think you’re doing?! Get her off me! mmph!! “ Mozart began yelling but felt a hand clamped over his mouth. “Shh.. doon’t shout.. and you should.. smile like this. Say CHEEEESE! “ MC said, forcing his lips into a smile with her hands.

MC kept giggling even when Napoleon and Leonardo helped Mozart and sat her on the couch.

(I'm sorry I know that her giggling is too much but I don't know how drunk person acts exactly ^^;)

Leonardo: "How much did she even drink? Why didn't you stop her Sebas?"

Sebastian: "I'm sorry master Leonardo.. I didn't expect her to drink these many. I thought she had high alcohol tolerance.."

Leonardo (stretching hand towards mc): "Cara mia, you had enough fun, c'mon you need to rest up in the mansion.

MC shook her head vigorously . "Noooo! I don't want to rest! I want to talk to all of you~! Why don't you go to sleep ...? Da Vinci~. You've got your bed AKA them... (Pointing finger towards floor and wall) . I'll sing a lullaby to youu.. "

She began humming the tone of the lullaby as she dragged Leonardo with her.

" Rock-a-bye, baby, in the tree top

When the wind blows the cradle will rock

When the bough breaks the cradle will fall

Down will come baby, cradle and all"

"Go to bed renaissance man! And ! Your cigarillos are confiscated by me! Hmph! " She took the cigarillos from his pockets and threw them into the dustbin.

"MC! You sing so good! It's as if the angel herself has sung the lullaby.. what song is it?" Vincent asked with an excited and curious gaze.

" the lullaby..? T'is from my own time.. god! I miss my old days in college! " Everybody heard small sniffles in the room then.

They felt helpless seeing her cry. “What’s the matter cherie? Why are you crying? Is something hurting you? “ comte asked approaching her.

“*sniffle* everything is *hic* alright comte *sniffle, hic*. I just remembered *sniffle* my own time and my friends.. I miss them *sniffle* a lot..” Tears began rolling down her soft cheeks. Everyone looked at each other..

“ A-and.. *sniffle* I also remember the days I used to cry and struggle due to math in college. Especially calculus.. And I’ve heard that Isaac was the one wh- *sniffle* who invented it.. Isn’t it Isaac?” She asked Isaac through the glassy eyes.

Isaac: “Y-yeah... it was me..” He lowered his eyes as if he had done a mistake.

MC grabs Isaac’s lapels weakly and shouted, “Why? Why did you invent calculus?! I remember.. I remember the days I used to stay awakee... until late night, scratching my head and struggling to... to solve them!! I... hatee.. you !!” She suddenly released him and pushed him back, making him wobble a little.

Theo: “what the heck hondje?! how much drunk are you!? your mood swings are faster than Arthur’s snarky comments! “

MC: “ Hey Theo! Don’t you dare call me Hondje.. You’re the hondje... Who doesn’t allow anyone to come near your darling brother like a guard dog!”

Theo was very taken back at the sudden backfiring of the nickname.

MC: “Coming to Vincent and Jean! you both are so adorable. You’re the epitome of purity. I love you both so much. muah!” She sent a flying kiss to both and both the men’s cheeks flushed a little.

Napoleon: “Do you have something to say about me MC?” He asked her with curiosity and a little amusement dancing in his eyes.

MC: “ Well, All I can say ..is.. DON’T GO AROUND KISSING PEOPLE! I can’t.. beliieeve that ‘nightmare of Europe’ went around kissing people.. poor soldiers must have been traumatized..! “

“ I can’t believe the nerve of you all to send me to Napoleon’s room early in the morningg! *gasp* Wait !!This means that all of you have been kissed by him.. didn’t you? Hahahaaa!!” she continued laughing clutching her stomach hard.

“Do you know?! There’s a stalker in the mansion who stalks you all 24/7. And he notes it down in his ‘oh no! they didn’t ‘ notebook! It’s none other than our Seba- mmph! “ her voice suddenly came out muffled as Sebas quickly clamped a hand over her mouth.

“Wait-who is that stalker??” Dazai asked in confusion.

“It’s no one Dazai san. She’s just blabbering.” Sebas quickly replied in a stoic expression.

“Wow.. she speaks truth when she’s drunk Will..” Vincent told Shakespeare. “ She is.. After all, a drunk mind speaks a sober heart..” Shakespeare told him.

“Cherie, you must really go back to mansion now. Come, I shall escort you back home..” Comte said worriedly as he approached her.

“ NO! no comte ~ . See, I-I’m perfectly fine~. And you should stop being a mother comte. For the god’s sake, you’re a man! See, look at your reflection! You’re a handsome man! not a beautiful woman! Ditch all these.. motherly duties and enjoy yourself.~! “ She exclaimed as she turned him towards the mirror.

“And you all~! stop being such a child and stressing out poor comte! Okay?! repeat after mee! from this day forth, I shall look after myself and never stress out mama comte!”

“Do you even like us luv?” Arthur asked her with a knowing smile.

“Well, yes.. of course! Even though you all are handful.. I love you all a lot! I love you all this..much (spreading her hands on both sides)..I want to.. stay here..for..ever..”

Suddenly, she felt the world spinning and lost consciousness. But Sebastian caught her by the waist in the nick of time.

The room suddenly fell silent as the blabbering of a drunk resident stopped.

“Well well- tonight’s play was rather very interesting.. But the curtains have fallen in a very unexpected way..” Shakespeare said laughing and breaking the silence.

Sebastian gently laid her on the couch as she slept soundly. “never expected to see this side of cara.. not that I dislike it though..” Leonardo said as he laughed breezily.

“It felt so entertaining to see her talking her like this.. Though it’s not gentlemanly, I would love to invite her to drinks and make her drunk.. I want to hear those words and keep them to myself..” comte said looking at her.

“Let’s take her home and call it a day.. And let’s keep it a secret among ouselves...” Napoleon added. Everyone nodded in agreement and started towards mansion, still laughing at her words. That’s how they came to know the completely hidden side of mc that eventful night.

-------------------- THE END --------------------

i also wanted to ask you guys if my plots up until now were different or if it feels like I’m writing cliché things..how does it feel?

#Ikemenvampire #ikevamp #ikevamp hc #ikemen vampire xreader #ikevamp dazai #ikevamp comte #ikevamp sebastian #ikevamp isaac #ikevamp mozart #ikevamp theo #ikevamp vincent #ikevamp shakespeare #ikevamp jean #ikevamp arthur #ikevamp leo

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lovee-infected · 4 years

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Macaroon anon I love you and how can I resist writing for such a great idea? I really wanted this piece to take place as Ciel was stuck in twst in my previous au but since I mentioned dorm leaders there it couldn't be really done...Rip

A twisted path ✨

~ Black butler x twisted wonderland ~

Feat : Mey-Rin , Bard & Finnian

Poor trio stay away in shock of not only his unexpectedly loud shout but also...eh...his appearance . Are they wrong or does this guy really look similar to master Ciel...?

Coming conscious still with his eyes closed , he hears some sounds around him:" He dead ?-""No I don't think he is, his chest is still moving" "Anyway what's this body doing hear at Phantomhive's mansion? If he's been stabbed or something it's going to be troublesome," "Na I guess this dude's just been really drunk y'all. Also...what's with the clothes ? Could it be that he's somewhat of an actor from nearby theaters ?" "Aye? Since when are the designs this messed up...- I guess we'd better get rid of it before mister Sebastian returns, maybe burry hi-"

Riddle freaks out as he hears this idiots wanting to burry him alive and immediately wakes up screaming at them to stay away.

Riddle on the other hand gazes upon what he just faced: a red haired haired maiden wearing a pair of glasses, a yellow haired boy with green pupils and a rather buff man with a toothpick in his mouth staring at him. " Ah- He a'live ! Man ya gotcha be more careful with drinking," the buff man chuckles. Riddle suddenly feels highly unsafe: Who are these people? And where am I? He's read NRC's maps enough to know that such a building is surely not a part of it , come along it's weird people. Was he kidnapped while asleep...?He pulls up his staff and starts threatening them with it , wanting them to immediately introduce themselves and explain what he was doing here- wherever it was-

Finnian tries to calm him down with a soft smile and a friendly attitude, but Riddle is strong at his point: He wants answers.

When he sees them all trying to calm him down with no explanations he gets mad : "OFF WITH YOUR HEADS!"

...What ? Wait-maybe try again:"Off with your-Heads!" ...Why isn't it working? Riddle stays still, the magic collars have to be around their neck but- they are not...?? There must've been a mistake: " Off with your heads - Off with your HEADS - OFF WITH YOUR HEADS DAMN IT-"

Mey-Rin, Finnian and Bard stare at their angry guest shouting nonsense and getting as red as a tomato, what is wrong with this guy..?

Riddle is furious and confused , what's the matter ? Is his magic blocked the same as that time Beans day? He doesn't know , and he doesn't like it

Riddle starts shouting at them asking what they've done to his magic and the poor guys just go...Huh ? Riddle keeps on getting redder and redder as if he's about to explode . He starts threatening them from reporting them to the head master to giving them to the official policies for kidnapping and neglecting his picture

Finnian then decides that maybe it's better to leave him to mister Sebastian and so : Picking up a huge branch and a striking it to his head , savage

Riddle passes out immediately whoops- maybe Finnian should have been softer-

They stay there gazing upon their... masterpiece . Finnian might have even broken his skull - Good god , what should they do now ? They must wait until mister Sebastian arrives ; But where is he now ?

Feat : Suma & Agni

"Pssssssst- Agniii...I guess he finally woke u-" " M- my prince , y-you sure that it was a good idea too bring a total stranger out of nowhere to our home ? I'd greatly appreciate it if you be more ca-"

Argh...what is with all noises around him ? He's told Ruggie a million times not to let anyone in his room whole he's taking a nap even if it's gonna be the grim reaper ; what are these brats doing here?

Leona rambles under lips and with a push he's awake : " Oi , you'd better know that I don't like having my naps ruined,"

Suma gasps at the sight of him being finally awake and tries to offer his unwanted guest a welcome hug which Leona rejects- Poor Suma

Leona isn't yet realizing what actually is going on , from not knowing that this isn't his room to the fact that he's now at more than 100 years ago in a whole different world ; ironic

Leona orders them to take this annoying conversation out of his room just to face Agni's locked expression : "Your room...?"

Taking a better look , Leona finally gets that this probably isn't his room and these people surely aren't from NRC

Sounds get echoed through his brain and he feels a small ache inside it . He rubs his head ...why does everything feel so strange ? Something is different ... could it be that he's still sleepy or..? Wait a second - Why can't he shake his tail ?

He immediately looks back to see if he's sit on his own tail but faces a terrifying scene : There is no tail . Is it cut off ????

and a newer fact flashes his brain : There are no ears either . But then how can he still here the sounds ? "P-please don't be", he begs . His hands shake as he brings them up to touch both sides of his head ; wishing not to find what he is looking for . And they are ! Human ears !A mild shiver is sent down his neck and he rushes to the mirror on the other side of the room just to face this nightmare with his own two eyes

He stares at the mirror with his eyes wide open and mouth as if he is going to shout . No...

Oh...nevermind . He has to calm down ; it's nothing but another fancy dream . He'll soon wake up and these will be all gone . Leona tries closing his eyes and cursing , wanting to wake up to sanity when he opens them again

Surprise : Nothing's changes . Two crappy brats still staring at him . Agni is now a bit suspicious but Suma on the other hand is really motivated : " Ahh~! Sorry if it's strange to sleep in the streets and wake up in bed- I just saw you laying there in a death like slumber and couldn't help but to bring you along ! Also , haven't we met before ? I'm pretty sure that I've seen your face somewhere before... Don't you happen to be from India ? "

Agni is really stressed out and keeps warning the young boy : " My prince ! He's now all conscious and fine , then I'd lead him out of he-"

"Prince , huh ?" Leona wasn't ever really interested in visiting ally kingdoms back at his home town so he barely got to meet any other princes , hm but to think that this cherishing child is actually a prince...man , the world has really changed

But he has no time for such games now , he has to find Ruggie or anyone else who may lead him out this insanity and return him his ears and tail

He asks for where he is - else than Suma's mansion - and the answer doesn't really do any help either . Where on the bloody hell is London ? And if these people found him laying in the streets when the heck did he even get here ? Well , doesn't really matter now , but where is NRC ?

Suma and Agni probably don't know where NRC is and Dire Crowley ? Suma wonders if this guy was the one who fooled him to buy a sick elephant which died a week after in india , but Agni is sure that neither him nor his prince have ever met a single soul named this

Leona is getting more and more pissed off wasting time chatting with these idiots so he takes his way out , ignoring Suma's begs for him to stay for lunch at least

He freezes just at the second he opens the exit doors and gazes upon the streets : Horses? carriages ? 19th century's clothing ? How long have these people been stuck in this lack of technology?

He feels like he now really needs to make a phone call but searching his pockets he finds both of them empty...those brats stole my-

He was close to getting hit by a carriage when someone shouts at him with a : " OUT OF WAY YOU SON OF A-"

He is now ready to get in a fight but a sound cuts him off : " LEONAAAA HELLP-!!!!!!" , this extremely annoying sound...what the heck is he doing here and : WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL HAS HE DONE NOW !!!????

Feat : Lau & Ran-Mao

Business tip nu 1 : Always keep calm , even if you end up losing all your magic powers in the surface without the possibility of returning to your original form or knowing where in the damn world you are : K-e-e-p-c-a-l-m

Thankfully , Azul's dope nature avoids him from going crazy during his stay in this...non-Twisted wonderland world

He had heard of theories explaining the possibility of other world's existence ; countless ones indeed . But to end up in one of them without any preparations ? He wasn't planning on that

Well nevermind , that cannot be helped now . let's look for a better way

Lack of facility , cultural deprivation and severe corruption ; is this how humans are ? No wonder the sea witch called them Poor unfortunate souls...

Enough with these people , he must now ignore all other disadvantages and take a look into beneficial sides of it...If he has ended up here , in this world and into this spot of the city there must be something linked to magic nearby ; even if he's surrounded by all these foolish people who haven't ever even seen real magic by their own eyes

Just as he's looking around , something catches his attention : a strange smell . Thanks to his family he's pretty good at following smells to their source and knowing what exactly they are : it's the pungent smell of Opium

He follows the smoke to its source and arrives to a bunch of stares going underground . A board is place next to the stares with something written on it : Opium Den

Azul isn't one to believe in superstitions but he is sometimes interested to take ambitious steps ; life sometimes brings you worthy surprises

Entering the shop , someone slightly grabs his arm . He turns his head to face a young, beautiful lady pulling his sleeve softly , eyes empty of any emotions . Without saying a word , Ran-Mao grabs his hat and coat and Azul thanks her , seems like he took the right path

His vision got a bit blurred as must of the air is filled with smoke , not that he isn't used to such atmospheres

" Why welcome to my place , sir . How may we service you today~ ? " a sound says from other side of the room . Azul turns back to face the source of all these smoke holding that young lady from before close , could she be her right arm woman or something ? She seems pretty obedient for one , which is nice

Azul introduces himself and takes a seat . He isn't going to get to his main point at the very first seconds ; he needs to make sure that he's come to the right person . He introduces himself as a businessman from a far away city , came to explore more of business tactics here in London . He offers Lau a small chat toward that , wanting him to give him more information on business if possible and return , he'd be given similar information about Azul's home town

While being considerably great at it , Lau isn't really interested in wasting time talking about business , all he ever cares in some sort of entertainment in whatever he does . Still , he agrees of playing this fake role for a short time . Although he knows that Azul isn't here for this either...

A few minutes pass and they both know that Azul doesn't really care to know how much a pork costs and either is Lau , so takes a serious step himself : " I see you're a man of business , Mr . Azul . I wonder what I you may be able to offer me in return ," Azul clarifies that he would get interesting information if he gives Azul good ones ; everything is clear and equal . "Then , I'm afraid that I've got not much to offer ," Lau sighs , but a small smirks appears of his lips : "But what would you say about some tea ? And maybe a small talk ? "

Lau isn't like others out there and that's pretty recognizable to Azul , but it doesn't make him the right person to trust either . He is continuing this conversation in hope of Lau leading him to the right person he is looking for , someone worthy of a greater contract . Lau lets out a sad sigh feeling sorry that he can't do much help , but he knows that who may do : A well-known friend , serving years working as a right arm man . Talented , well cultured , big on all issues including business : "I'm sure that you'll like him ,"

Well perhaps this thing's starting to work out for him : " Then by all means , lead me to this mister you speak of , Mr. Lau~" "With all pleasure . Bring him his coat and hat , sister " , Lau orders . Pleasure is always his first priority , but nothing would ever break rules of a contract ; He gives , he receives . Even taking him to Sebastian is counted but , he's already thought of that . This young man seems quite entertaining and when he first stepped into his shop Lau was expecting him , a spacial guest

Lau doesn't really care about superstitions , but still enjoys his ambitious steps . This guy had came to him just as expected and now , something about him tells Lau that getting him to Sebastian will bring him as well newer faces to meet...what an entertaining day it would be

Feat : Tanaka

Jamil is... about to lose his mind . Caught in a whole other world without a meaningful explanation of how he ended up here or why . Magic doesn't work and there is no certain way to scape this situation and make a return to NRC . But the worst thing about it remained certain : He is caught with Kalim

Why in the bloody hell does he always have to be hooked up with Kalim ? Parents forced him into it at childhood , headmaster orders to it at school and now , the world suddenly decides to abandon him together with Kalim ? If it's joke , that's a pretty lame one . Why does he have to live in the shadows of Kalim being the unworthy dorm leader ?

Now lost in the streets , not knowing where to go or who to contact , what a wonderful way to start a day

Kalim isn't liking it at all : dirty streets , loud and short tempered people , street fight and drunk men everywhere , the smell of death filling the air , this is horrible . Kalim is well aware of poverty and deprivation lasting for so long and even remaining until the very present day , but traveling back in time and space to face one of the most terrifying levels of it just isn't his thing . He feels sorry and odd at the same time : Is this how life behind of the walls of his royal castle looked like ? He wishes he could help it . He probably could if he was any linked to NRC right now

He keeps on telling Jamil how poor they look and wonder if there is a way to help...The world Kalim knows has elegant and colorful nights and days but this world...was all caught in a dead gray mist

Jamil doesn't say a word because he doesn't want to listen , Kalim can keep on daydreaming but he has to find a way back a.s.a.p . They can't leave Scarabia just on their own and everyone (including Kalim's Dad) must be really stressed out by now . He continues to look , but there isn't really anything helpful around them . People yelling at each other and smoking the shit out of themselves . Young ladies flirting as young men offer them a carriage ride and tourists staring at each and every building like they hadn't ever seen a place to live inside as if they've been living in a cave so far , huh

Jamil can no longer take it next to Kalim and eventually goes feral : " WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP !!?" He has no control over his words now , he's nervous , furious and freaked out . If he were to compare his mood to something similar he'd say the time he overblotted , just that he had his magic back then

Now Kalim as well gets into a fight with him . What the hell does this have to do with him ? Jamil has to calm down and be realistic unless they'll never find a way out ! Jamil states that if he grew up just enough to realize how terrible their current situation is , he would've had something better to do than showing mercy over some bunches of street rats

The two of them keep on arguing until someone cuts them of : " Hohoho young men ! What's with all these loud sounds ?"

They stop and turn back to face the source of this old , chill voice . Facing a tall , old man dressed in all black clothes which high-leveled servants would wear and a monocle , giving them a soft , calm smile

" Aa- nevermind grandps ! It wasn't like it seemed we were just talking ! Right Jamily ? " he says , putting a hand on Jamil's shoulder and giving a big , wide smile . "H-hey... don't call me that..." , Jamil doesn't like Kalim acting this chill ; but it is embarrassing to see that they actually called attention

"Hoho , better . Now tell me young men , could it be that you have a trouble ? You look awfully down ," Tanaka asks ; sounding just like a grandfather guiding his grandchildren

Kalim takes a look at Jamil , wondering if it's right to do what he's thinking of and Jamil in return , nods as a yes " Well sir , there you see we actually don't belong here yet to another-" Jamil cuts him off before he could mess the whole thing up : " -Another state , indeed ! We came here for some sort of a business trip and were supposed to be on our way back home by now but sadly , ran into thieves . Our families must be really worried for now and I doubt them being sure of us being hooked up here . We lost everything and have no way to contact anyone we know... only if someone nice enough could be found to help us with it right now ," Jamil dropped his head , trying to act as natural as possible . Kalim wants to remind him that this isn't right to lie someone who is trying to help them yet he wonders if he should let Jamil take care of this now , after all he was much of a worthier leader than him to be honest...

" That's so sad to hear dear boy , I'm sure that young master as well would've been really frustrated if he were here ," Tanaka replies . Oh ? Young master ? Jamil is now interested . Wherever this man came from , it can't be somewhere cheap , Jamil could tell . Leading them to a mightier source would be a better thing than just laying in the streets waiting for some miracle to save them right ? " Young master , you say ? " Kalim asks . " On the second thought , how about me introducing you to my master ? You're not much older than him I suppose , he as well needs to have more friends like you good men ," Tanaka says with a sweet smile . " That'll be so nice of you um , Mr...? " Jamil asks " Tanaka is fine young boys . And you? " " Jamil Viper ," " Kalim al Asim ! Glad to meet you Tanaka sir ! " Kalim says , bringing his hand for Tanaka to shake . Tanaka shakes hands with both of them and Jamil decides to make the process a bit faster : " I look forward to meeting this young master you say , Mr. Tanaka . It's always great to meet more men of culture ," Jamil sneakers . " Then by all means , follow me young men ," Tanaka says . With a sound of pop and some smoke , the tall man shrinks into a chibi version : " Ho , ho , ho ," " What the-!!!" Kalim panicks , no magic and yet this dude can shrink all of a sudden huh ?

" Ho ho," chibi Tanaka says before turning back and going to another direction . " I guess we should follow him," Jamil says . Kalim agrees and then , they're both following the chibi old man to the Phantomhive's mansion . Unaware of the two eyes watching them all this time : " Hihihi ~ they're quite interesting ,"

Feat : Grell Sutcliff & Ronald Knox

"Come oooon Ronald~ Shake your lazy ass and bring her along already..." " Oi senpai , that's mean ! This one's quite heavy-" "JUST SHUT UP AND DO THAT ! Don't you know it's rude to question ladies too much ? " " F-fine then , but at least give me a hand ! Have you even checked if she's dead !? " Heavy ? Dead ? She...? Vil isn't born to be disrespected like this . AND NOT A SINGLE SOUL GETS TO PULL HIM BY LEG WHEN HE'S ASLEEP

Vil immediately starts shouting at the Blondie , threating him that he'll regret it if he doesn't let go of him now . Ronald and Grell almost have a heart attack at Vil's chicken like screech which makes them jump

Vil snads up and glares at the two shinigamis : A really ugly female like one all dressed in red and a small blondie brat which looks like...eh..Azul ? Well nevermind ; doesn't matter now

What should he begin with ? Where he is ? Who these potatoes are and how they didn't recognize him being the leader of Pomefiore ? How perky they were to move him while asleep like this and ruin fabric of his overly expensive unforms ? Too many things to do

" Ah you're too loud ! My ears...Such an unexpected shout to hear from a man this hot I'd say..." Grell giggles . Vil's eyes widen , well of course he is beautiful but to be praised like that ? Ew , this is more of a insult ...

Vil decides to ignore Grell and get to the main point : Who they were and what they wanted . Grell smirks before preparing to give a 5 hour long opera show of shinigamis' romance but Ronald locks him on that point : They are shinigamis , they collect souls of the death , they had grabbed Vil because he looked a bit like the woman they were just going to collect yet didn't pay enough of attention to notice that they made a mistake , so they can all leave since they've got nothing to do with each other

Just before Ronald could get away Vil grabs him by collar , asking where they've brought him to . Grell clears that they just moved him by 30-40 meters from where they found him so it can't be really counted as bringing him to somewhere . Vil refuses to believe , wherever he is , it's way further than Pomefiore dorm or even NRC's accessable area ; that can't be . Vil threatens them one more time : " You refuse to tell , you'll end up dealing with the headmaster ," Grell and Ronald probably don't know who the headmaster is but Grell tries to take advantage : "Aaa? Is he one into punishing type ?" Vil is slowly getting annoyed by how weird this red one sounds to him ; To be honest he acts like an impatient porn star or something...

That's it , he's calling Crowley but uh , where is his phone ? Did he lose it ? Impossible . He'll never forget such an important thing to bring along ... Did these brats dare to steal his pockets....!? Vil asks them to give his phone and wallet back : now " Sir , you may like to know that human money brings no good for us and also , I'm afraid that I don't really know what you may mean by phone? " Ronald mumbles (Remember that phone isn't yet invited at their time ). Why don't this guy just let them go take care of their business ?

Vil hates it when people dare opposing him and doesn't ever take that lightly...who do these two think they are ? " Where is Night Raven College , answer or you'll face unpleasant consequences..." Is Vil challenging Grell ? Then Grell's more than ready to see what this human may have up his slave to speak to a shinigami like this : " And what may the consequences be...?" Vil gets tired , a small spell and this red ass bitch would be nothing but a toad , " I tried to warn you , you should've listened..."

Ahem , hello ? Magic ? Why isn't it working ? " Pffffffftttt- Lmao are you high or something man ? You just woke up !You'll be a great actor though I swear- You can drown in all that nonsense ," Grell laughs . " Well then hottie , I'm afraid we've got to go , see you when it's your time ~ " Grell turns to leave but Vil grabs him by collar . No one is leaving until they explain what the actual heck is going on : this place , the magic , everything

Grell on the other hand enjoyed flirting , but can't take being acted to like this . He pushes Vil back and gives him a psychotic smile , bringing up his chainsaw : " Wouldn't it be amazing if I cut those rushy tongue of yours at once ? fewer words , more of a male charm ," "Oh ?" magic may not work here , but they're not all Vil has got , he can still give this bitch guy a lesson without them : " Oi you two , this isn't really gonna workout-" Ronald mumbles but it's too late now -

Feat : Undertaker

At least he wakes up to a more suitable scene , or it seems so - His body couldn't move freely inside of this cage-like space . Is this a cuffin...? He has experience with them from his freshman year but to end up in one of them again ? Could it be that Crowley is planning on another fancy event like their first time ? Boy , he didn't like it anyway . He knocks the door trying to open it but if seems too heavy to be moved . Damnit- , he hears footsteps from the outside : " Someone there ? Why can't I open this ??" A sudden screech from out and the door slides open : " Ah thank yoUWAHAAAA- !!" Idia screams at the sight of the creepy stranger's smile at him ; he wasn't expecting this . Also , this place doesn't look like the mirror hall ? Who is this guy and where is this place ??

" Hihihi you weren't that dead I see , why waking up so soon though~ ?" , Undertaker giggles in his playful tone . Idia needs too many things to be explained to him but he just doesn't have the time , Crewel will burn him in acid if he gets any late for his class again and he doesn't care how weird his current situation is , he has to go

He gets out of the coffin and rushes to the door but Undertaker stops him there telling him not to show up out there so carelessly , which clearly confuses Idia . " Your hair...It is quite fascinating that curses remain strong even as magic gets blocked..." Undertaker adds . Idia is used to people judging him for his family misfortune but this one seemed quite...odd . He decides to ignore it and leave

" ~ Okies then I warned you , but you'll end up needing a real cuffin in a few minutes pwahahaaa-" , Undertaker burts into laughter and Idia leaves

" creepy ass old ma-" , Idia nags slowly before freezing as someone screams really-loudly right into his ears " HAIR ON FIRE , HIS HAIR IS ON FIRE !!" Before Idia can notice what is going on he's gained tens of gazes to himself , why are these guys all dressed so strangely...

" M-mummy is that a monster ? I'm scared..." " Stay away from our children you hellish creature ! " Idia freezes , critiques coming one after one : Demon , monster , Satan , Death . One option left : Run

Idia now has to run for his life , this world just isn't his thing : not at all . Even if it weren't because of being chased by a group of angry humans , do you think that he could last for even one day in this old fashioned zone ? No technology , no phones , no robots , no gummy bears , no wifi- He'd read about how different the world was before the invention of media and couldn't explain how thankful he was to never have to handle a second in the past world because he wouldn't last there for more than an hour- well he wasn't right about never ending up there but , he was 100% right about not lasting for more than an hour

Now there , he is running like he never has , begging his feet to help him this time out of any other time . Angry people screaming and bringing fire and weapons to destroy the evil

He tries to contact any possible source for help but : No magic - no internet . RIP Idia

Meanwhile Undertaker is chilling at his shop , his mind running over the cursed boy and now listening to the sound of the frightened people because of him , how pathetic , If only he had agreed to hide his hair through a safer way...sigh he should have listened to advises coming from someone who has been living within humans for years by hiding his identity as a shinigami as as his eyes... " My my , humans aren't the only fragile creatures I see..." creation can seem disturbing to him sometimes , and that's the best part with it

Back to Idia , he is slowly running out of breath . Well maybe this is the point where he has to give up ? He has long lived as a loser , bastard , procrastinator and wasted almost each and every second of his life ; well perhaps except Ortho , that was a nice work of him . Wish he was here too say goodbye . He isn't sure if his prayers would be accepted or not but it won't hurt trying : " Good gods who're told to be somewhere up there , I know that I wasn't best that I could be and I won't try to excuse my sins ; just please let it end fast, Ame- " he forgets his prayers as his guardian angel is standing just a few meters away from him ; oh have gods sent an identical twin - human version of Leona for him to be saved ? Well whatever now , he has no time if he's the original furry or not : "LEONAAAA HELLP-!!!!!!"

And yes , he is the original one ! He curses as he sees the population after Idia , what the hell is wrong with this world ? Idia hides behind his back and Leona tries to take control before they end up burning the two of them together : " You people , chill ," " Why you defending that creature ? He a a misfortune ! A demon !" others shout at this words in agreement . Leona laughs it off . He says that Idia is way too dumb for a demon and even if he is one , he's the type to scream his ass off when someone says "hi" . Idia doesn't know if Leona's defending him or not but he doesn't dare saying a word . Leona seems too busy dealing with the crowd and slowly , the argument topic switches from Idia to Leona ; who isn't afraid of punching some faces . The argument slowly takes over and no one (even Leona) realizes Idia sneaking into an alley saving his life . He feels a bit guilty for leaving Leona on his own but he'll be fine , hopefully

Thankfully the alley is deserted and he finally lays down to catch his breath , still panting heavily . He almost got killed today and can't get over it , but things were getting a bit comforting : "Meow~" several cats show up from the corners and Idia puts on a small smile . A white kittens comes closer and allows Idia to touch and comfort him . Idia wonders , how does their lives as a cat here feels ? do they as well get as scared as he was just now? . A few minutes later when Idia -and his cats- were chilling someone steps closer to them . Before Idia gets to run away , a tall , black and familiar face shows up and gives him a pretty calm smirk : " My my , I see you as well adore cats, could it be some part of our hellish natures ?"

"...J-Jade...?"

Feat : Ciel Phantomhive & Sebastian Michaelis

Let us be honest , it isn't going to be that bad for him , is it ? His current lifestyle at Valley of the thorns is nothing less than London's late 19th century , just maybe it had more of a natural theme . Well , no technology can be good news since he never really get used to it after all . London's atmosphere as well seem to be just his thing : Sometimes savage but calm , filled with tea parties and great ceremonies , an interesting back ground toward the royal family and in summary , Malleus's ideal theme

Well maybe except some things : 1) HORNS-ARE-GONE . His family treasure , the great heritage that proved him coming from the all great and respected Draconia family , now is gone 2) No need to mention that there is no sight of his fairy ears either- 3) Having his magic lost in this unknown world , he is now nothing different from a fragile human being , just as weak , just as empty , just as disgusting . Oh but our prince isn't totally left on his own here...

Unexpectedly , Phantomhive's mansion is serving a mysterious guest today , even though Ciel was against letting strangers inside the house . Sebastian insisted on being aware of the importance of hospitality as the Queen's watch dog , specially with special guests

Everything seems odd to Malleus , this world , this time , this people and...this master and butler . He is no fool , not even the foolishest of these humans would treat and cater strangers without wanting something in return , therefore he needs to keep his guard up . They shouldn't be aware of his actual identity even if they look deprived of any magic

Ciel is feeling awfully uncomfortable , who is this man ? And what the heck about him might have caught Sebastian's eyes ? This greedy demon wouldn't easily be impressed , so what could it be ?

Sebastian insists that it's how he should learn to treat everyone else if he's willing to be well remembered after death ; he pronounces the last word in a pretty deep , dark tone . Making it clear that how he'll finally die in a sarcastic way which teased Ciel

He decides not to have any argues with Sebastian on that point since he can act pretty cocky with stuff he gets stubborn over , so let's see what he's hiding up in sleeve this time . Though Ciel is suspicious of other stuff as well , this Mr... -whatever he is since he doesn't give them a name- looks like a pale - greenish version of Sebastian . Could he be another demon..?

Malleus refuses to give them a name due to possible risks , yet he has to admit that he's being taken care of properly . The room he's given isn't as big as the one in his castle , but is still considerable for something a stranger would be given . Other than that , anyone else he's met here so far seemed to be pretty chill , oh except this tiny child with a blindfold and he gets to be called young master ? He has to admit that he's impressed . To be in control of all this property when you aren't yet even tall enough to pick your favorite book from the shelf on your own

And there is another guy who is really...how to explain , is it some feeling of deja Vu or he really does look like Silver ? The guy is always talking to the snakes just as Silver talks to the birds and animals . If it weren't because of difference in eye color , perhaps Malleus wouldn't believe that he wasn't Sliver himself . " Your stay won't last much longer master , your friends are on their way here , says Donne ," Snake tells him . Malleus doesn't really know how to feel about him but his words comfort him for some reason...

Ciel says that he needs to check on the trio since they've been calling him all day so he heads to the front yard , leaving Sebastian and Malleus alone

Sebastian offers him some tea and Malleus of course sees no reason to refuse . Sebastian doesn't sit beside him because it's arrogant of servants to sit beside the guests , so he remains stood up . He doesn't bother starting a conversation with Malleus and he does know how to get him to speak . Malleus doesn't mind answering to...some of his questions . How he likes it here in London , if he needs anything else during his stay , but the last question made his eyes widen : Does he do feel any uncomfortable under the terms of not being able to use his powers ?

Malleus doesn't answer , he pretends that he didn't hear him and stares at the window . He is hoping it to help him ignore Sebastian , but what he sees isn't any better : Isn't that... Rosehearts laying there...??

Malleus has to go , not only because of getting rid of Sebastian at this point but to also check on his ally if he's alright or not : Did the butler know he too was here all the time ?

Sebastian just knows what was going on in his mind and wants better answers . Malleus stands up to leave but Sebastian takes grabs his arm before he could do anything : " No need to rush . We still have a lot to talk about , Mr. Draconia ,"

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Note for Idia's part : I was actually planning on Idea having his hair as well gone because , well , no magic no hair ? But that seemed too unfair for him lol

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