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rynea94924 · 2 days ago
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Incorrect Quotes BSD/IkeVamp
https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/ (The Generator)
bsdDazai: *Screams* IkeVampDazai: *Screams louder to assert dominance* Chuuya: Should we do something?! Issac, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
bsdDazai, IkeVampDazai, and Chuuya are sitting on a bench Issac: Why do you guys look so sad? bsdDazai: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Issac sits down* IkeVampDazai: The bench is freshly painted.
Dazai (Either one) would though.
IkeVampDazai: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Chuuya: You’re a hazard to society bsdDazai: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
IkeVampDazai: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Chuuya: *turning to bsdDazai* How tall are you?
IkeVampDazai: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place. Issac: You people already know too much about me. bsdDazai: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
Issac’s worst nightmare. Two Dazai’s.
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daisiesandshakes · 3 days ago
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[While a drinking game at MC's birthday party]
MC: What's the past tense of "drink"?
Jean: What's a past tents?
Mozart: Drinked.
Dazai, sluring: Drinkinged.
Napoleon: Dranken.
Arthur, between hickups: Drunk.
Theo: Nah, it's a noun, it doesn't have a past tense.
Sebastian, standing in the doorframe: It's 'drank', what the hell are you guys on?
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yanderepuck · 3 days ago
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So after seeing this girl on tik Tok share her sleep walking videos, I now hc that Isaac is a chaiotic sleep walker
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He mainly hangs out in the kitchen and makes a mess, so they have to lock it at night.
But he'll be sitting on the counter, his shirt is always missing, and eating something. And eventually is like "I don't like potatoes" and sets down the jar of olives he was eating.
Everyone takes turns watching him. One time Theo would Isaac talking to a plant.
Theo: Isaac.
Isaac: *put a bottle of hot sauce in the planter* this is for you
Theo: Isaac
Isaac: drink more drugs and stay in alcohol
One morning there is random shit all over the kitchen bc he decided he no longer wanted to eat the peanuts he was eating
Leonardo once found him in the music room, on the piano in only his boxers
Isaac: fite me
Leonardo: you're half my height
Isaac: fite me fucker
Leonardo: let's go to bed
Isaac: but the vampires
You'll also catch him walking into Theos room to pet king, and when he wakes up on the floor of Theos room cuddling with king, hc that he's allergic to golden retrievers
Isaac: *kisses Harry* why you pointy
Dazai once followed him out to the garden, and had to make sure he didn't fall into the massive koi pond or one of Jeans panic graves
Imagine it being Jeans turn to watch him
Jean: are you possessed?
Isaac: ........sandwich
Jean: *doesn't know what to do*
Isaac: *walks into kitchen*
Jean: wait. *Follows*
Isaac: *is already laying on the counter* why can't I be smaaaaarrrrt
Jean: uhhhh....let's go to bed *takes Isaac to his room so he can keep an eye on him*
Isaac: *stands right under the sky light* he says hi
Jean: CAN YOU HEAR JESUS TOO????
Mozart does not enjoy when he has to watch Isaac. He's too tired and he doesn't care enough to try to get him back to bed.
Isaac: *on the kitchen floor eating theos cake*
Mozart: wtf do you have
Isaac: .....potato
Mozart: ??????? You don't even like cake?????
Isaac: ....*sits there without moving for 8 minutes*
Mozart: Isaac????
Isaac: *opens his mouth and just let's the cake fall out onto the floor* sour rasins
Mozart: god damn it I hate you
Arthur shouldn't be allowed to watch Isaac, and Isaac wishes he wouldnt. One time Arthur found him outside with only his pants on
Arthur: where is your shirt?
Isaac: fuk off mate
He will mimik Arthur if he's the one watching him and he hears him.
Arthur: what are you doing
Isaac: *laying face down in the grass* bloody hell
There is a very good possibility Isaac has bitten one of them in his sleep bc he got hungry
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ikerevedgar · 3 days ago
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in ikerev we have fenrir n seth, in ikesen we hv sasuke kenshin n yuki n in ikevamp we hv arthur n dazai, we're so blessed to have them~
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one day I'm gonna make a compilation of Isaac's cursings they're hilarious omg
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ayasenanjo · 4 days ago
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You know I’ve been very inactive lately doing some real life stuffs BUT I AIN’T MISSING THE 4TH BIRTHDAY CG GALORE AND IT’S DAZAI-SENSEI TIME SO HERE WE GO ⚠️ NSWF WARNING
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THIS HAS NO RIGHT TO LOOK THIS SEXY WTFFFFFFFF Dazai can really kill me with those collarbones and I’d be thanking him with a very polite bow on the tatami mats 🙇🏻‍♀️ AND MC’S TIDDIES WOW SHE’S SO BLESSED EVEN WITHOUT BRA girl i want mine like hers lmao
I’ve seen the full cg and DAMN their actual position is very cute because she’s like cradled between his legs but also very hot at the same time???? Like missgirl can definitely feel Dazai’s angry bird from that position SKSHSKSJSKSJSKSKSKSK idk how to describe it but here’s a glimpse my jp friend sent me but ⚠️ DAZAI’S 4TH BDAY CG SPOILER AHEAD
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daisiesandshakes · 5 days ago
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[Dinner at the mansion]
Dazai: Today I bought a bag 'Haribo Tropifrutti'. The banana tastes like banana. Pineapple tastes like pineapple. The orange tastes like orange...
[Everybody stops eating]
Dazai: Now I don't dare to eat the parrot.
Everybody: ...
Mozart, rubbing his eyebrows: You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
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daisiesandshakes · 5 days ago
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[Dazai and Arthur meet Theo with King in the garden, Theodore is looking quite depressed]
Arthur: What is it, Theo?
Theo: Someone in town told me King keeps chasing people on a bike, and I don't know what to do about that.
Dazai *kneels down to pet the dog*: Nah, that's a shameful lie.
Dazai: We all know King doesn't have a bike.
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lulaji · 5 days ago
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OHMY P E R F E C T I O N
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dear-mrs-otome · 5 days ago
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You've been holding out on us Dazai 💦
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daisiesandshakes · 5 days ago
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[Leonardo got a new job]
Boss: Tell me about Susanne.
Leonardo *takes a drag of cigarello*: Ah, the one that got away.
Boss: You're a zoo keeper, none of them should get away!
[later Leonardo found out a few more escaped, asked the residents for help]
Dazai *making a list of the animals*
Leonardo: The tigers should be our top priority.
Dazai *scribbling out ducks*: Obviously.
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bluesparklingmoon · 6 days ago
Boys reaction to slushes?
The Residents Drink Slushes.
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Napoleon: “I want blue.” *loudly sips straw*
Vincent: ”Can I have every color?” *you give every color* “Oh, it came out all grey and taste weird.”
Isaac: “Why color ice?! Your time period is weird, MC.”
Comte: “Is there a Iced Tea Lemonade slushy or is that the same thing?”
Jean: “Slushy cherry, like enemies under my boot after a battle...oh sorry forgot you are eating I mean drinking. Carry on...”
Sebastian: “These are nice. Watch me come up with more flavors.”
Dazai: “Can I have a green tea flavored slushy?”
Shakespeare: “Tis bring winter’s snow and frost early in the palm of my hand.”
Theo: “Can I get the snow cones with the sweet syrup, please?”
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spoopy-fish-writes · 7 days ago
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Dazai: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person
Dazai: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
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daisiesandshakes · 7 days ago
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Comte, very seriously: You need to stop doing weird things to cope with bad feelings and the stress. Going outside may help you.
Dazai: I went to town and then to the park today.
Comte: There you go, that's the spirit! I hope you got something from that.
Dazai, opening his Kimono: This duck.
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lostmintcookie · 7 days ago
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monty-loves-frogs · 7 days ago
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KJSFGAKSJFGKJASG Im back on my bullshit and thirsting over Dazai 🥴
I wish we can read this route already for ikemen vampire EN I just want to feel Dazai’s love is that too hard to ask 😔I just know that this route is gonna play with our feelings but give us a great ending
((I believe this is official art from cybird but if not pls let me know so I can credit the artist))
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yanderepuck · 7 days ago
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Vlad isn't in the mansion because Comte wouldn't be able to handle 3 geminis
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yanderepuck · 9 days ago
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The writing trio
How they even decided to start this, idk
Being writers they all have a love hate relationship with each other
Will says their first book should be one of Arthurs
And Arthur goes "I can already tell you my opinion. It's horrible 0/10 recommend"
Now they do actually read the books the choose, but they always end up being books they hate
Meaning it's more of a bitching club than anything
Normally Will comes to the mansion, and brings puck, but sometimes they go to Will's because they just want to get out of the mansion.
They end up drinking everytime. Arthur and Dazai are trying to get Will drink but it takes way too much alcohol, and by that time the other two have been long passed out.
If at Will's, he has to keep Puck in a seperate room or else Puck will harass them all evening.
But if Puck is taken to the mansion he harasses everyone for attention, which he always gets.
Will and Arthur will often get into an argument and then Dazai pulls alcohol out of thin air
A good bit of the time the argument has nothing to do with the book.
Vic will begin to yip when an argument starts.
He wants to be part of it too
They do enjoy fantasy once that comes out
It's on rotation of who picks the next books
They hate when it's Dazais turn
"Dazai. This is in Japanese."
"yes."
"we....we don't know Japanese"
"and it hasn't been translated"
And Dazai just smiles while Will and Arthur rush to Sebastian to read the book to them.
"WE DONT KNOW JAPANESE, DAZAI"
Will looks at the symbols as if he's trying to make out letters and is like "wow...and I thought my handwriting was bad"
Once they run out of book ideas they ask around the mansion
Never ask Isaac. He only knows science
Once Leonardo simply handed them one of his notebooks and it took them a week to realize it's written backwards, then they had to figure out Italian.
Sebastian recommends a book then realizes it hasn't even published yet.
They accidently asked Jean for a recommendation. Bitch can't read.
At one point they think they should write a short story together and see where it goes.
But Arthur wants mystery and kink, and Will wants a tragedy with stabbing and poison. Dazai just enjoys watching them argue
Masterlist
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daisiesandshakes · 10 days ago
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Arthur: What's that face, Dazai?
Dazai: Umm... I think I had to much wine yesterday. Now I have a bad headache.
Arthur: Okay, in my room on the desk or in my bag are painkillers, go and get them.
[A few minutes later]
Dazai: The bad news is, I accidently took the wrong pill.
Dazai: The good news is, I'm now protected from fleas and ticks for the next three month.
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