RWBY: *Watching a movie together*
Jaune: *Walks in* Hey girls, what's- Is that The Pink Castle?
Ruby: Yeah, it's one of my favorite movies.
Jaune: That's good to hear, but you know, I was actually in this movie.
RWBY: ...
Ruby: What?
Weiss: Your name clearly isn't in the credits.
Jaune: Oh that's because I went by a stage name, John Dark.
Jaune: I was actually in a ton of movies growing up.
Jaune: I played the blacksmith's son in this one.
Ruby: *Definitely had a crush on that character growing up* ...
Jaune: I was the young lord William Redwood in The Princes of Avenlon.
Weiss: *Had more than a few dreams about marrying that particular character* Oh my word...
Jaune: I played Eurig Ritter in the Knight And The Ninja.
Blake: *Wrote an absurd amount of self insert fan fiction with that character* Hmm...
Jaune: I even did a little voice acting, I was Yun the strong in Bat-
Yang: *Fangirl squeal*
RWBJ: ...
Yang: Sorry, I had a moment there. Please, continue.
Jaune: Okay... So yeah, I was in a lot of movies growing up.
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Jaune: *Wearing a turtleneck*Good morning Mom!
Mama Arc: Who left hickeys on your neck?
Jaune: I don't know what you mean.
Mama Arc: *Pulls the turtle neck down, revealing many, many hickeys* Really? You Don't know what I mean?
Jaune: *Sweating* ...
Mama Arc: ... Is that Lipstick?
Jaune: WOW! LOOK AT THE TIME I HAVE TO GO-
*RRRRIIIIIIIPPPPP*
Mama Arc: ...
Jaune: *Covered in Red, Ice Blue, Purple, Yellow, Bronze, Pink, and Green lipstick marks* ...
Ruby: Good Morning!
Weiss: Good Morning Missus Arc!
Blake: Good Morning.
Yang: Morning!
Pyrrha: Hello~ Good morning~
Nora: WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAC-EY!
Ren: *Nods*
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Locker Room
Ruby: W-Why do we have to have co-ed locker rooms?
Weiss: It is a rather odd design choice.
Blake: Do you think you're always going to have privacy in the field?
Yang: No, but it's easier to wash when people aren't-
Jaune: *Walks through naked* Nora, did you steal my towel again?
Nora: It's so fluffy~.
Jaune: Well give it back!
RWBY: ...
Ruby: Maybe it won't be so bad.
Weiss: The design seems to have it's advantages.
Blake: I've seen horse faunus less hung than that.
Yang: Guess I'll be the one doing the staring this time.
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Schedules
Based on this post.
Pyrrha: *with Yang* J-Jaune.
Jaune: *looking up from notebook* Pyr?
Pyrrha: *sweating* W-W-Would you be i-interested, I mean, um, me a-and Yang, um, w-we want...we want-WE-
Yang: Hey. *holds Pyrrha's hand* Don't worry P-Money, I got this. *kisses her cheek*
Yang: Loverboy! You know how me and Pyrrha have been dating for a few weeks, right?
Jaune: Yes, and I'm very happy it's been going well for the both of you!
Yang: Thank you. And you, Pyrrha, and me have been hanging with each other more than often, so we're good friends, right?
Jaune: I mean, you do invite me to third-wheel on your dates. I think we're a bit more than "good" friends, no?
Pyrrha: *red*
Yang: You cute little flirt, you.
Jaune: What?
Yang: Me and Pyrrha where thinking. Coul-
Pyrrha: COULD YOU DATE US?!?!
Jaune: HUH?
Yang: Whoa! Way to put it all out, babe! I'm proud of you.
Jaune: *blushing* C-Could you repeat that.
Pyrrha: Yang and me both decided we wanted you to join our, uh, relationship. We both lo...l-lov...we both really like you. You're smart and kind and handsome and determined andireallywanttokissyouonthemouthand-
Yang: Yeah, what she said. You're a real catch, Loverboy. And we want to reel you in. So...what do you say?
Jaune: Wow...really? I...I would love to be a part of you relationship.
Yang: YES!
Pyrrha: *nearly faints out of sheer happiness*
Jaune: But I can't.
Yang: What.
Pyrrha: *glass break sfx*
Pyrrha: Wha-Why not?!
Jaune: I'm too busy!
Yang: ...what.
Jaune: I can't date the two of you. I don't have the time.
Yang: Is this some kind of joke, Vomit-Boy? Because if it is, you need to get better material.
Jaune: It's not a joke! See? *pulls out piece of paper*
Pyrrha: What is this?
Jaune: My schedule.
Yang: Combat class...leadership class...cook for team? Frag time? The hell is that?
Pyrrha: Oh, that must be when he plays that shooty game he plays. Team...something 2?
Yang: What the? Training with Pyrrha? BABE! You've had alone time with him and you didn't invite me?
Pyrrha: I'm sorry!
Jaune: See? I'm really sorry girls. I'd love to date you, but my schedule's packed.
Yang: *seething with rage*
Pyrrha: no...NO! I WON'T ACCEPT THIS! JAUNE ARC! YOU WILL MAKE TIME FOR US BOTH!
Yang: Yeah!
Pyrrha: YOU WILL GO ON DATES WITH US!
Yang: YEAH!
Pyrrha: YOU WILL GIVE US GIFTS!
Yang: YEAH!
Pyrrha: AND YOU WILL MAKE LOVE TO US GENTLY ON A HOT SUMMER'S NIGHT!!!
Yang: YEA-wait what?
Jaune: But...but...I don't have the time!
Yang: Jaune, just do your work later in the day.
Jaune: But my sleep.
Pyrrha: Beloved, you wake up at the crack of dawn. You'll be fine.
Yang: And if it really is such an issue, just do your work with us. We mostly have the same homework, anyways.
Jaune: I...I never even thought of that.
Pyrrha: *sighs* You're such a silly, silly man.
Yang: Hey, he's our silly, silly man.
Jaune: Yeah! I mean, we are a thing now, right?
Yang: Damn straight! Now, get on your bed.
Jaune: Huh?
Yang: You see, Loverboy, you got me and P-Money over here really stressed out with your, "schedule shenanigans," and we need to cool off.
Pyrrha: *nodding head*
Yang: When we're stressed, we usually cuddle each other. But why do that when we have this big, blonde, hunky teddy bear in front of us? You feel me?
Jaune: *blushing* Y-Yeah. I, uh, I feel you.
Yang: Oh you'll be feeling us alright.
Jaune: *very red*
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