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My Jimmy Casket Headcanon Masterlist

I’ve seen a lot of talk about the world-renowned murderer recently, and apparently his birthday is coming up, so I figured now is as good a time as any to address this fan-favorite entity of stabbing and chaos. Jimmy Casket is an uncomplicated character in his core: he possesses people, he murders indiscriminately seemingly for fun, and he eventually goes away. He has possessed multiple people across time and space, he targets humans over animals, and he has a variety of secrets with uncertain origins that he’s dying to share. Or you’re dying for him to share them.

He is most likely something paranormal just because multiple people seem to be able to channel him, but what he is (ghost, demon, something else…) is completely up for debate. I’ll be sharing and attempting to justify my own idea, however alienating it may be… because seriously, I don’t think anyone else has ever had this take before.

What is Jimmy Casket?

Instead of opening with a history discussion, we’re opening with an identity consideration, since What Jimmy is happens to be important conceptually to understanding where he might have come from. I’ll list a bunch of options before explaining my personal headcanon. There’s lots of options to what Jimmy could be, though, and some are more paranormal or dangerous than others. This list does not imply that something is likely, but rather that it is an option based off the evidence we have about who the character is.

- Casket is a Persona

Basically saying that Jimmy Casket isn’t real, but his affects still are. He is a name that people put on when they want to do something terrible, but it is still their own will and choice to enact. It says terrible things about every person who claims to be Casket, but could compelling in its own rights. Arguably the most possible non-paranormal option, especially if we believe Casket when he claims to be world-renowned and infamous.

- Casket is His Own Living Human Person

All of those things that looked like/sounded like possessions? We’re ignoring those right now, Jimmy Casket is a completely separate living and breathing human being from everyone who he was thought to have control over. They probably just step out or run when he appears or something. Or maybe we’re using canon as a suggestion in this case, and we don’t ever need to have Casket and his flesh bags in the same room.

Long story short, this man has his own vessel and boy does he use it.

This one is only likely because trying to cut all the supernatural elements out of something that uses it as a crutch creates some rather odd concepts. Because of how he’s presented in the series, it’s nigh impossible to suggest that Jimmy Casket is 100% his own, separate, human being who has never had supernatural influence over others. Unless he does have a supernatural influence over others. Maybe he’s a witch of some kind who controls others like puppets. Maybe he’s a vampire who can see through and control his vassals.

I did actually read a fanfiction that had this concept a looong time ago, and I won’t lie, I really enjoyed the earlier chapters and still think about them. It did a lot of things differently and really leaned into the kind of horror of Casket being so destructive. Also the Acachallas were a mafia crime family and Ghost and Toast only appeared once in a flashback.

- Specifically Ghost has DID, Casket is an Alter

I try not to state my own opinions with this, but as someone who does not have DID, my understanding is that you have to be VERY careful when handling this concept for a billion incredibly fair reasons. Idek if anyone uses this… I kind of hope not ^^;

With Casket as an alter in a system, even (maybe even especially) if Casket is ultimately trying to help Ghost, it perpetuates the “evil alter” trope because Jimmy Casket is conceptually a serial killer.

Ghost is seen as more threatening because upsetting him could trigger Casket. It makes Ghost justifiably be seen as terrifying in the narrative For Having DID.

The main reason why murderer with DID is a common trope in my experience is so that even the killer doesn’t know what they’ve done, creating an extra conflict where they don’t realize they’re the culprit. Additionally, it makes the investigation harder if they get involved. This is a problematic trope similar to the ‘evil alter’ one and there are non-paranormal ways to do this without villianizing DID, including regular amnesia.

Even if Casket is ultimately good and not a serial killer, to have him kill ANYone and then have Ghost forget plays into this trope as well and suggests people with DID are in some way actively dangerous.

I’m not going to police anyone who uses Ghost and Casket to express themselves. I will say be very careful with your portrayal. You can have Ghost as a system without Casket being one of the alters in it. Additionally, if you think I got anything wrong in this explanation, lmk. Whether or not Ghost has DID is not important to the other options after this, he could or couldn’t, this one is just “Casket is apart of a/the system”.

- Ghost and Casket are a Jekyll/Hyde situation

There are two ways I could mean this, but either way it means that Casket and Ghost share a mind and not a body.

1. Jimmy Casket is the evil inside of Ghost separated from the rest of his mind and embodied in a way that changes their external appearance. The origin would have to be supernatural in order for that to happen. Think Jackson Jekyll/Holt Hyde from Monster High. Technically, this could be mistaken for a really poor portrayal of DID so I do suggest being careful with this one. Changing between the two would not be an active choice on either of their parts.

2, and the answer more common to Jekyll and Hyde, Casket is just another body and face, but that’s still Ghost’s mind in there. Ghost is using the persona of Casket to commit “evils” that he desires doing but doesn’t want the social repercussions for. This implies that he has a potion of some kind that he takes in order to trigger the change, making it a willful act.

Be careful with this one either way because even if you expressly state ‘this is not DID’, it could be seen as a poor interpretation of how DID works. (Raises hand I did this in a fic once and I’m cringing at myself as I type this.)

- Casket is Tied to “Knifey”

Jimmy Casket is an entity of some kind who possessed not Ghost, but the knife that Casket carries around. This can double up with another headcanon in this list, more likely the paranormal ones. (Casket is a human person and he’s also a knife lowkey doesn’t work—)

If Ghost was able to fully get rid of the knife forever, he would no longer deal with Casket. However, this option would also imply that something about the knife is enchanted to make Ghost desire keeping it around, or it’s physically tied to him and appears whenever he expresses emotions it can feed off of.

This also explains how other people get possessed by Casket, specifically since most of them seem to show Casket signs after being given a knife that could very easily be cursed. He may not be the only character who can do this, too.

- Casket is a Ghost who has History with the Casket Family

This one is soooo varied it’s hard to encapsulate all the possibilities. Either way, Casket is a ghost who was alive at some point, and he is possessing Ghost because they have some connection through Ghost’s bio family. Are they siblings? Is Casket his uncle? Grandfather? Father? A distant ancestor of some kind? An enemy of the Casket family? Someone who was wronged in the Casket family? I guess attempting to list all the options was unnecessary— the important part is that Casket was alive, he’s dead now, and he’s latched to Ghost.

I know multiple people who use/have used this interpretation before, so it lowkey has a special place in my heart.

- Casket is a Generational Curse

Ghost is not the first person in his family to have dealt with Jimmy Casket possessing his body before, and for all we know T.Casket was frequently possessed as well before Ghost was born. This would have been a well-known issue within the family… if there was any family left to warn Ghost. Implies everyone who has had Casket possess them is related to the Casket family, and that Ghost has been a vessel since Casket’s last host died.

Seeing as Ghost is not the first person in the family with an inclination to the supernatural, I could see Jimmy Casket being something put upon their family a long time ago for fucking around and finding out. Maybe they had an overzealous witch in the family who fucked everything up for everybody? Who knows.

This curse is likely tied to someone keeping a very very serious secret, and speaking it into the world is the only way to stop him, but they died a long time ago so Casket isn’t going anywhere anytime soon.

- Casket is a Creation of the Housekeeper

This could double-up with another option, seeing as the Housekeeper seems to be able to manipulate a lot of supernatural things, or work on its own.

I specify this one just because it requires consideration on how Casket sees his creator. Does he like the Housekeeper? Does the Housekeeper have some level of control over him? Was Casket a normal entity before being exposed to the God of Chaos? Is Casket seen as the Housekeeper’s child (Demigod of Secrets Jimmy Casket, anybody?)? CAN Casket exist without Ghost for a host? Why did Casket react so violently upon seeing the Housekeeper face-to-face?

There’s a lot of options to consider here and a lot of them can really push a story forward.

- Casket is some Creature from Folklore

Anything with an obsession for blood, stabbing, and secrets and the ability to take over or control someone’s body. I’m certain there are a lot of options, knowing how wild a lot of folklore is (Chupacabra Casket, anybody?), and technically my own headcanon falls into this option.

This is a matter of specificity, and the only reason this is distinct from the other supernatural options is because it may change how evil/intentional his actions are, and it’ll wildly change how PIE would have to handle him.

If you want Ghost to be from a specific country or have ties to a specific culture, this could help immensely in connecting him to it. It also means that you could have a WILD design for what Casket looks like and how he differs appearance-wise from Johnny Ghost. Ppl who love monster designs and mythology research could do SO much with this.

Plus, most folklore are used as legends to warn children not to do certain things. If Ghost did one of those stupid things, it creates a personal explanation to how he got possessed without throwing his family under the bus, and gives you the opportunity to make your own story as to what happened.

- Casket is a Demon

Similar to a ghost, someone in the Casket Family history screwed up and now Ghost is facing the consequences. Demons and ghosts are very different and can be handled in very different ways. Maybe Casket’s a fallen angel and still has some good in him? Maybe Casket is evil to the core and LIVES to wreak havoc and ruin Ghost’s life, relationships, and more.

I’m sure there’s someone out there who better understands demons than me, be in-universe, they are powerful and horrific with a host or not. This makes Casket one of the most active threats in the universe.

Although unlike the ghost option, Johnny Ghost could have brought this upon himself by being a stupid moron and trying to summon a demon as a child and screwing up to a dangerous degree. He would do it.

- My Headcanon : Jimmy Casket is a Unicorn

Technically the same as Folklore but more specified to being an in-universe entity, Jimmy Casket is a Unicorn— a creature from the 13th dimension best represented by Stardust Sprinkleshine. I’m not sure how much of their history is canon and what was my own thoughts, but if you touch a Floating Gun that seems to exist outside of Space-Time, one will exit from a pocket dimension and possess your mind. Touching the gun again puts them back, and most seem to choose to return.

I think that Casket is a particularly crafty unicorn who managed to figure out how to not be sourced from the floating gun, either being tied instead to his knife or to a human body. He’s possessed multiple characters long-term throughout the series, and if he’s able to burrow deep enough into someone’s mind, he could completely take over their body.

I also think he was Mothman in a video where a young Johnny Ghost is terrorized by Mothman on a Halloween Night. I think that Casket somehow lost his old host and needed to find a fresh one, grabbing the first human he could find. I don’t know if the mothman is his true form, Casket mutating an animal body, or the dying body of his old host falling apart while Casket tries to operate around rigor mortis. (Spoilers for my ask blog 🤫)

Casket is not a creature who can be reasoned with outside of secrets, fun, and violence. He can possess anybody in PIE, won’t show up on ghost sensors, and can’t be warded away with most options. I think this is the primary reason why Johnny Toast hasn’t attempted to ward him off, despite seeing how much Casket hurts Ghost. Additionally, Casket can easily possess anyone on the team, including Toast, if they get on his nerves enough.

Horrifically, as a unicorn Casket can also largely bend the logic of the world, making him hard to catch and even harder to handle.

… He may eventually be somewhat defanged if treated with humanity and compromise, but he’ll always be kind of terrifying if he gets riled up. He’s like a wild animal if zoomies meant death. I can’t imagine he’d be that helpful in an investigation though.

There we go, ten options and my personal opinion! Hope I encapsulated everyone’s idea <3

History Headcanons

This is how I personally see Casket’s story up until the general point in canon where I tend to place things, and I’m not really considering videos in this. This is what I, personally, think and it may not have any basis in canon whatsoever.

- 13th Dimension to Freedom -

Before the Unicorns entered the floating gun, they existed on their native world in the 13th Dimension. They might have even been less crazy than they tend to be in the modern day, existing mostly as creatures of magic and a type of technology unfathomable to humans. Not quite “Jimmy Casket” yet, the unicorn who would one day become our point of focus didn’t have much reason to be considered differently than other unicorns outside of just being his own “person”. Maybe he has a specific emphasis for honesty, maybe he’s more likely to turn to violence, either way he isn’t a public figure or anything. He’s just a normal guy in his own society… I think Unicorns may also somewhat be a bit of a hive mind.

Then everything changed when the “Fire Nation” attacked. In all seriousness, Prince Fang and his family have been conquering dimensions for an incredibly long time. Their approach wasn’t subtle, and the unicorns took their chance to run when they realized what was coming. Tying a doorway to an item from a dimension the dragons wouldn’t be able to reach for a long, long time and tossing it through, the unicorns basically funneled into a pocket dimension tied to the doorway to escape. However, they didn’t think too hard on where they’d end up, and the doorway ended up in a position where no one could leave for literally years, kind of driving most the inhabitants to insanity.

I don’t know if the unicorn who would become Casket just used a different exit from the others, or if he took the first chance he got to get as far away as possible. Either way, the unicorn or focus managed to get away from the trap they accidentally built themselves, but still had really nowhere to go. Managing to tether his spirit to a human host long-term and eventually a blade whenever the human didn’t work out, he was free to do whatever he wanted. Not at all socialized to human cultures, that mostly led to murder while he learned how to co-exist with a host. Having as many hosts as he did, it kind of gave him a bunch of secrets to inherit as well as he moved from person to person. I imagine that any secret Jimmy tells is one that previously belonged to someone he lived as, usually picking someone who might be known to the victim.

While in the beginning, I think he tried to be in control 100% of the time, but kept either wearing himself out or breaking his victim’s mind or body, which is why he only pops in when something interesting happens now. How long this took for him to realize would be difficult to decide, since I’m not even sure at what time Jimmy entered the world. Either way, he’s a boy with a bladed weapon and a desire to wreak havoc.

- Wild West -

I don’t know how many other hands Casket found himself between before a young Johnny Ghost, but I know the identity of one. In spite of his generally cagey nature, Casket found his host dead after an encounter with the Acachalla Gang in the Wild West, but survived solely out of luck. Either due to an interest in a knife at the campsite from one of his attackers, or latching to the first one that seemed to be susceptible, Jimmy came to possess one of the gang members as his old host passed away without anyone noticing. Craving freedom and realizing this body would live for an incredibly long time, he decided to take a bit of a different route then usual.

To the rest of his family, Kermit Acachalla developed a new and passionate interest in knives, specifically one knife. And then an increased tendency to turn to violence. Maybe if they weren’t literally a gang, they would have picked up on the red flags sooner. It wasn’t all on them to notice, though, as Kermit frequently traveled one-on-one with a close friend who Casket would sometimes possess instead, depending on what he wanted to do when they separated. One was a lot more likely to bend to his will, the other one could literally travel through time, often giving Casket the opportunity to wreak havoc on the future. Eventually, the time traveler grew wise and Casket figured that was as good a time as any to stick with Kermit long-term… and also lowkey drive the man to insanity.

Kermit the Claw became a well-known serial killer, one who eventually killed Johnny Ghost Senior in a skuffle but got mortally wounded in the process. It took Casket an uncomfortably long while to find a suitable host after living easy for almost a hundred years, and then when he thought he had one, some stupid ghost hunter tried to banish him. He wasn’t picky though, and found someone else soon after.

- Johnny Ghost -

This is why you don’t go out alone, kids. You never know when mothman will corner you in an above-ground pool and possess your face. While I don’t think Ghost was specifically targeted, I think Casket’s old host had been in the area for long enough to know that Ghost and the “ghost hunter” that attempted the banishment were living in the same house. What he did Not know was that he was also the son of the Johnny Ghost who he murdered a year or so prior, really giving Casket a goldmine of trauma to work with. Weakened from a lot of crap that happened, including the attempted banishment and possessing someone with experience in keeping someone out of his head, Casket could only really take control if Ghost was feeling enough of a heightened emotion, rather than just whenever he felt interested. He found it didn’t really stop him, though, Ghost being Incredibly passionate.

He’s basically been living easy ever since. Whether it be Johnny Toast or Peewee Ghost trying to hold him back, they’re ultimately his biggest enablers of all time. Between the hilarity of Ghost’s stress and the effort his loved ones put into cleaning Casket’s messes, he can do whatever he wants whenever he wants it. Casket was basically out 24/7 while Ghost was in college, and he’s more resting now that Ghost has graduated. He’s grown rather fond of this life. Mostly because it constantly gives him the means to leave bodies in his wake.

Relationships

Johnny Ghost

“This kid can fit SO many problems into him!”

DAMN he has issues, and Casket is obsessed. Sometimes he likes to just sit and watch Ghost fail at being a human being without any intervention whatsoever. It’s just that hard for him on his own.

Casket has a lot of control over Ghost’s memories, and he finds it funny to just eat as many of them as possible. There is no telling what Ghost does or does not have an understanding of thanks to Jimmy Casket. This is why Toast wrote the book out of the two of them.

Kind of holding Ghost’s body together Venom-style, and if Casket ever leaves Ghost will both experience a rush the of memories that Casket was suppressing and possibly an organ failure. It’s now because of this that Casket does not jump possession, even though he sometimes really, really wants to.

Johnny Toast

His first choice for someone else to possess if the opportunity presents itself, Jimmy thinks it’s hilarious that Toast seems to be under the impression that he can be in any way shape or form “held back”.

Thinks that there’s more going on with him than he makes obvious, mostly because Toast absolutely has ‘latent but incredibly strong power rests inside of me’ vibes, and Casket can tell.

Weirdly enough, he does not approve of the drug dealing.

Peewee Ghost

Jimmy found it hilarious how much effort Ghost’s father put into trying to get rid of Casket without Ghost noticing. Sometimes he’ll still poke out when Ghost visits home just to taunt him. Hard to attack him, though, the house is covered in safety wards and curses and stuff to stop Casket from getting to feisty.

As much as Peewee hates Casket, he and Ghost are a package deal, meaning Peewee will clean up any mess Casket is too lazy to take care of himself, so long as he’s willing to sit through a lecture and multiple threats.

Fred “The Spooker” Soup

Thinks that Spooker would be his favorite person on the team if he were to just go crazy go stupid. It’s why Casket will jump out and kill Spooker all the time— he’s kind of hoping the guy is going to snap and try to get Casket back some day.

It hasn’t worked yet, but come on, how much longer can the guy have before his patience wears thin?

I think Spooker x Casket is a viable crackship bc i find it funny. Maybe not if the Casket is as murder-motivated as mind, but I could see it happening otherwise!

Chris “Colon” Ghostie

Colon hates that the team harbors Casket from justice, Casket thinks Colon’s righteous indignation is hilarious.

Casket will sometimes admit to cold cases that he might not have even done just to get Colon upset with him for getting away with it. Colon is the most invested in looking for a way to banish Casket for good.

Katrina

“The power of love failed you? Better Luck Next Time!”

His first victim after possessing Ghost that didn’t happen to be an animal or something like that. He was kind of hoping it would be enough to emotionally destroy Ghost, but found that others in her family took the loss a lot worse.

If she survived, it would have been a good lesson not to trust everyone who claimed to be your friend when you knew he was hosting some kind of evil spirit. She was a little too optimistic for her own good.

Johnny “Roast”

Jimmy genuinely considered switching from Ghost to Roast, feeling like Roast had a bit more of an underlying violence to him.

After seeing how poorly he took his sister’s death, and how much misdirected anger he lashed out with, Casket decided it would probably be more rewarding to watch this kid spiral on his own. At this rate, there was no way he was going to develop “Healthy Coping Mechanisms” or whatever that means.

If given the opportunity/if something ever happens to PIE, Roast will absolutely be his first pick for a new host.

Gavin Toast

“What do you MEAN there are two of them?”

Since Casket possessed Ghost after Toast moved back to the UK, Casket didn’t meet Gavin for a loooong time, and their meeting what a very confusing experience for specifically Casket.

Gavin is, weirdly enough, a little bit too normal for Casket. Casket can also tell that out of everyone, he’s the most likely to get Ghost arrested so that Casket faces justice. Mostly because every vengeful spirit will bombard Gavin any time the two are near each other, begging for retribution and Gavin does not think Ghost’s freedom is worth it.

Plus, Ghost has means to get out, he’ll be fine.

Johnny Cranky

“I dunno what your deal is, but you had me at joining a team named DIE.”

Exactly what it says on the tin, Jimmy is ready and willing to be apart of Cranky’s weird club so long as it means he gets to do some stabbing.

He doesn’t really consider Cranky to be anything other than a conduit for murder, he’s barely even a person to Casket. Casket frequently ignores him, talks over him, walks out of the room mid-conversation, and other things that really show that he does not care about Cranky’s existence.

Cranky only puts up with it because he thinks Casket is too dumb to realize he’s being rude. He’s not.

Cardboard Friend

“Back off! You already gave up on this one, it’s my turn!”

No matter what CBF is, no one ever said that Jimmy Casket had the common sense not to pick fights with demons or vassals of gods...

CBF, whether good or bad, is emotionally distressing for Ghost. While Casket appreciates the easy exit into the world, he does NOT want CBF to be near him. Either because CBF is a threat to the body (that Casket lives in) or CBF loves Ghost and is a threat to Casket, they do not get along at all.

Trivia

I do think he met T.Casket at some point, but I think they got out alive mostly out of dumb luck, and Casket still hasn’t realized that he’s the same person as Ghost’s dad yet. He probably knows a secret or two about the guy.

Jimmy is probably afraid of old people because he finds old age to be one of the most disastrous things to experience. He wants to be able to move around as much as possible, and an ailing body is probably an uncomfortable one to be in if you have the chance to move between them.

Could also be memento mori, a reminder of death would be uncomfortable to a being that is just barely not immortal.

Going by a bunch of other names throughout the time he’s had on the world, the name Jimmy Casket mostly came to spite Ghost’s family. Feeling bad about Ghost knowing so little about himself, his dad (Peewee) tried explaining his bio family and the CBF incident to him, and at the time Ghost understood and though he needed time to process it, he didn’t take the news horribly. Casket basically ate the memory of that conversation and took the family name specifically to mock Peewee’s efforts.

Jimmy taunted Toast about killing his wife once and got shot to death for his efforts. Jimmy considers this his most rewarding interaction with Johnny Toast of all time and doesn’t bring up Mary just to not spoil the memory of that interaction.

CBF and Jimmy might’ve met before Jimmy could possess Ghost but after Gregory ran away. Jimmy probably attacked it at the time, and it was likely in a weakened state, which is why it’s genuinely kind of afraid of him, even if its more powerful than he is.

Started a diary and wrote in it whenever Ghost stumbled upon it just SPECIFICALLY to scare Toast when he eventually stumbled upon it.

Would absolutely spill the secret about the Destroyers of the Investigators Extraordinaire existing and Spooker being offered a membership roll if he thought it would tear PIE apart.

Has had rabies before.

Bites.

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Afab, bi-gender person coming out as Asexual to their SO: Atsumu Miya,Satori Tendou, Yuu Nishinoya, Kotaro Bokuto 🏳️‍🌈

Polyship with Oikawa and Atsumu 🏳️‍🌈

Polyship with Kuroo and Bokuto 🏳️‍🌈

Old Friends: Being a Coach for MSBY and Team Japan featuring Yamaguchi and Kyoutani

Karasuno, Shiratorizawa, Inarizaki and Nekoma: Manager has an Art Exhibit TB

Karasuno, Nekoma and Seijoh: Miss Manager and the Mystery Man

Mini Headcannons

FWB! Atsumu (mild smut)

Potentially Triggering Headcannons

Being Nekoma's Manager: Finding Out Manager Recently Self Harmed

Akaashi, Bokuto and Kuroo reacting to their partner having a mental break down

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sleepingdeath-sapphic · 6 months

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last updated on the 11th of november, 2023 <3

listed below is the first part of my sfw headcanons masterlist containing everything that i have written across all of my accounts featuring a fem or otherwise non-male character and a fem or otherwise non-male reader insert. (note: although heavy preference is given towards cis/trans fem characters and inserts, neutral, non binary, and other non-male identifying characters and inserts are welcome to appear on this masterlist as well).

* unless stated otherwise, younger characters are always assumed to be l adults for ease of writing for me *

listed below are sfw posts only

-> anime fandoms (incl. ghibli posts)

hc. being in a relationship with beast (black butler)

hc. being married to doll (black butler)

hc. random fluff with doll (black butler)

hc. being married to elizabeth midford (black butler)

hc. being in a relationship with grelle sutcliff (black butler)

hc. grelle sutcliff with an innocent s/o (black butler)

hc. grelle sutcliff with an autistic s/o (black butler)

hc. being in a relationship with madam red (black butler)

hc. mey rin and the phantomhive estate with a half-hawaiian s/o (black butler)

<- fandom split ->

hc. being in a poly relationship with sophie hatter and howl pendragon (studio ghibli — howl’s moving castle)

<- fandom split ->

hc. being in a relationship with ririka momobami (kakagurui)

hc. platonic sumika warakubami with younger sibling reader (kakagurui)

hc. platonic yumemi yumemite with younger sibling reader (kakagurui)

<- fandom split ->

hc. platonic yubaba adopting fem child reader (studio ghibli — spirited away)

-> animated fandoms (incl. disney posts)

hc. how anne boonchuy acts when she’s jealous (amphibia)

hc. the calamity trio watching their s/o get possessed (amphibia)

hc. how the calamity trio celebrate valentine’s day (amphibia)

<- fandom split ->

hc. being azula’s one true friend (avatar: the last airbender)

hc. assorted fluff with mai (avatar: the last airbender)

<- fandom split ->

hc. platonic brandy cattle + adopted child reader (bluey)

<- fandom split ->

hc. being in a relationship with the disney princesses (part one) (disney princess films)

hc. being in a relationship with the disney princesses (part two) (disney princess films)

hc. belle, pocahontas, rapunzel, and tiana seeing their s/o’s scars (disney princess films)

hc. the disney princesses’ types (disney princess films)

hc. how merida tries to impress her crush (disney princess films)

hc. being in a relationship with queen elinor (disney princess films)

<- fandom split ->

hc. being in a relationship with maleficent (disney villains)

hc. being in a relationship with mother gothel (disney villains)

hc. being in a relationship with lady tremaine (disney villains)

<- fandom split ->

hc. being in a poly relationship with ember lumen and wade ripple (elemental)

<- fandom split ->

hc. being best friends with dolores, isabela, luisa, mirabel and the rest of the grandkids (encanto)

hc. assorted fluff with julieta madrigal (encanto)

hc. being in a poly relationship with pepa and felix madrigal (encanto)

<- fandom split ->

hc. being in a relationship with ashlynn ella (ever after high)

hc. romona badwolf with an affectionate s/o (ever after high)

<- fandom split ->

hc. sallie may with a city slicker s/o (helluva boss)

<- fandom split ->

hc. being in a relationship with the main ghouls (clawdeen wolf, cleo de nile, draculaura, frankie stein, and lagoona blue) separately (monster high)

hc. clawdeen wolf with a werebear s/o that can’t find clothes that fit (monster high)

<- fandom split ->

hc. being in a relationship with white diamond (steven universe)

<- fandom split ->

hc. being in a relationship with gangle (the amazing digital circus)

hc. ragatha with a shorter fem s/o (the amazing digital circus)

<- fandom split ->

hc. being in a relationship with amity blight (the owl house)

hc. being in a relationship with kikimora (the owl house)

hc. being in a relationship with odalia blight (the owl house)

hc. being in a relationship with skara (the owl house)

-> game fandoms

hc. being in a relationship with alchemist cookie (cookie run)

hc. avocado cookie with an s/o who used to be in the pastry order (cookie run)

hc. avocado cookie with a chef s/o (cookie run)

hc. being in a relationship with black lemonade cookie (cookie run)

hc. black lemonade cookie as a yandere (cookie run)

hc. black lemonade cookie with an s/o that has multiple cats (cookie run)

hc. being in a relationship with black pearl cookie (cookie run)

hc. being in a relationship with butter pretzel cookie (cookie run)

hc. being in a relationship with captain ice cookie (cookie run)

hc. being in a relationship with caramel arrow cookie (cookie run)

hc. being in a relationship with chili pepper cookie (cookie run)

hc. being cream puff cookie’s best friend (cookie run)

hc. being in a relationship with financier cookie (cookie run)

hc. being in a relationship with gold citrine cookie (cookie run)

hc. being in a relationship with golden cheese cookie (cookie run)

hc. kouign-amann cookie with a chubby s/o (cookie run)

hc. being in a poly relationship with kouign-amann cookie, prune juice cookie, and capsaicin cookie (cookie run)

hc. being in a relationship with latte cookie (cookie run)

hc. being in a relationship with moonlight cookie (cookie run)

hc. being in a relationship with oyster cookie (cookie run)

hc. pomegranate cookie with an s/o who sleeps a lot (cookie run)

hc. childhood best friends to lovers with pomegranate cookie (cookie run)

hc. assorted fluff with pomegranate cookie (cookie run)

hc. being in a poly relationship with princess cookie and knight cookie whilst being a chef (cookie run)

hc. being in a relationship with raspberry cookie (cookie run)

hc. cuddling with raspberry cookie (cookie run)

hc. being in a relationship with shining glitter cookie (cookie run)

hc. shining glitter cookie with an s/o that has multiple cats (cookie run)

hc. shining glitter cookie as a yandere (cookie run)

hc. being in a relationship with sour belt cookie (cookie run)

hc. being in a relationship with timekeeper cookie (cookie run)

hc. assorted legendary cookies (moonlight cookie, sea fairy cookie, and timekeeper cookie) with an s/o who can control the universe (cookie run)

<- fandom split ->

hc. assistant to lovers with julie langford (bioshock)

<- fandom split ->

hc. platonic mama bear adopting orphaned reader (dark deception)

hc. penny + the joy joy gang with an arachnophobic reader (dark deception)

hc. platonic yandere penny + the joy joy gang with a child reader (dark deception)

hc. platonic yandere penny + the joy joy gang with a child reader that is killed (dark deception)

hc. platonic reaper nurses taking care of child reader (dark deception)

hc. poly reaper nurses taking care of sick reader (dark deception)

<- fandom split ->

hc. yandere joyce leyton-messier with a willing victim that is harry’s daughter (disco elysium)

<- fandom split ->

hc. platonic (classic) chica defending a chubby reader from their bullies (five nights at freddy’s)

<- fandom split ->

hc. being in a relationship with godseeker (hollow knight)

<- fandom split ->

hc. being in a poly relationship with jaehee kang and zen (mystic messenger)

-> live action media fandoms (incl. films)

hc. wanda maximoff finding out her soulmate is depressed (marvel cinematic universe)

<- fandom split ->

hc. tiffany valentine telling chucky she’s moved on with the reader (slashers — bride of chucky)

-> online media fandoms

hc. julie joyful with an s/o with anxiety (welcome home)

hc. julie joyful with a florist s/o (welcome home)

hc. being in a poly relationship with julie joyful and wally darling (welcome home)

hc. being in a relationship with poppy partridge (welcome home)

hc. poppy partridge celebrating mother’s day with child reader (welcome home)

hc. how poppy partridge acts on her child’s wedding day (welcome home)

hc. being sally starlet’s best friend (welcome home)

hc. sally starlet with an artsy s/o or friend (welcome home)

hc. how julie joyful, poppy partridge, sally starlet, and the rest of the ensemble celebrate their s/o’s birthday (welcome home)

hc. yandere poly ensemble (including julie joyful, poppy partridge and sally starlet) with a neighbour s/o (welcome home)

#sleepingdeath sapphic #sleepingdeath #account organisation #writing masterlist #headcanon masterlist #sfw masterlist

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espinosaurusrexex · 2 years

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The Mini Masterlist

This masterlist contains everything that is not a full size imagine (<1k words) or that has the potential to become one. With that being said: feel free to tell me which concepts you’d like to see more of OR tell me about the ones you came up with yourself :)

Not what you’re looking for?

☞ 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕

𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒

✮ 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬

Dad!Steve making Mother's Day breakfast

Steve is scared of the dentist

✪ 𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐬

Mob!Bucky saving you from a kidnapping

Bucky finding Alpine

You get your first flowers from Bucky

Bucky keeps you company when everyone forgets your birthday / bonus

Bucky gets hurt on a mission

✡︎ 𝐀𝐫𝐢 𝐋𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧

Ari finally asks you to be his girlfriend

𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒

✮ 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬

Steve helping you study

✪ 𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐬

Mob!Bucky going strawberry picking with you

Bucky celebrating Christmas with you

Bucky helping you with writer’s block

Firefighter!Bucky taking you in after a fire

⌜last updated: October 2023⌟

#m shorts #drabble masterlist #headcanon masterlist #fluff #angst #smut #steve rogers #bucky barnes #Ari levinson #imagines

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lcrk · 3 months

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HEADCANON MASTERLIST

career & hollywood

dorothea's level of fame & wealth [x], [x] common media perception of her [x] being a teen drama star [x] one for the money spoilers... [x] hallmark christmas movies [x] reputation with fans [x] caring about the press vs not caring about the press [x] singing & other 'showbiz' skills [x], [x], [x] her 'incognito mode' style [x] a dream role [x], [x] directing & producing [x] gifts for talkshow hosts [x] most common show hiatus time [x] types of roles she isn't cast in [x]

notable people & relationships

the high school memories: inez & david [x] 'tis the damn season: david [x] the costars: brent bradley & daphne mendez [x] the parents: anne-marie & jackson lark [x]

jason cappara & the video leak

general thoughts on the video leak [x], [x] cutting & dying her hair after the leak [x] warning a younger actress about jason [x]

friendships & relationships

people who make her feel safe [x]

miscellaneous things

bisexuality [x] she's a hugger & a cheek kisser [x] food & eating disorders (tw) [x] skipping the prom (just to piss off her mom) [x] she's a perfume girlie [x] she's a sports fan [x], [x] method dressing on the red carpet [x] sleepovers [x] street style [x] journaling [x] holidays & parties [x], [x] one for the money cast + singing [x] sweet tea <3 [x] pumpkin spice lattes [x] friends from home [x] cats or dogs [x] dorothea + cars [x]

#headcanon masterlist #headcanons – ( write books about me )#for the ORGANIZATION *sparkle emoji*

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aquacrypt66 · 1 year

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Masterlist

Dead Poets Society

Ship Fics

"lazy mornings" — Knarlie fluff, one-shot [AO3 LINK]

"loverboys" — Knarlie/Anderperry fluff, one-shot [AO3 LINK]

"hi i'm charlie dalton and welcome to jackass" — Knarlie fluff, one-shot [AO3 LINK]

"you look beautiful in the moonlight" — Knarlie fluff, one-shot [AO3 LINK]

Neil Perry

Neil x Reader Headcanons

Charlie Dalton

Charlie x Reader Headcanons

Dracula/Renfield

R.M. Renfield

Renfield x Reader Headcanons (1931 vers.)

Renfield x Reader Headcanons (2023 vers.)

Teddy Lobo

"hold me, please" — kinda angsty hurt/comfort, one-shot [AO3 LINK]

#masterlist #fic masterlist #headcanon masterlist #dead poets society headcanons #fanfic #neil perry #charlie dalton #r.m. renfield

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littleoddwriter · 2 years

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Our Flag Means Death Masterlist

Edward Teach/Blackbeard (Male/Masc!Reader only):

Want (Trans!Reader; N/SFW 18+)

Adoring

Our Secret (Trans!Reader; Platonic)

Frenchie:

Relationship Headcanons (Short!GN!Reader)

Israel “Izzy” Hands:

Sword Duel with Male!Reader Headcanons (Mildly N/SFW)

Stede Bonnet (Male/Masc!Reader only):

With You

New Family (Child!Reader; Platonic)

#fic masterlist #headcanon masterlist #masterlist #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd fanfic #ofmd fic #ronny.exe

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doodle-pops · 2 months

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Headcanon Masterlist Part 4 (icarus-fell-in-spring)

Orome

Dating Orome

Orome Falling in Love With a Human

Eonwe

Dating Eonwe

Beleg

Dating Beleg

Cuddling Beleg

Mablung

Dating Mablung

Luthien

Dating Luthien

Daeron

Dating Daeron

Dior

Dating Dior

Gil Galad

Dating Gil Galad

Gil Galad Flirting with You

Cuddling with Gil Galad

Gil Galad and pregnant!Reader

Sex with Gil Galad

Gildor

Dating Gildor

Cirdan

Dating Ciridan

Erestor

Dating Erestor

Jealous!Erestor

Married Life with Erestor

Cuddling with Erestor

Sex with Erestor

Elladan

Dating Elladan

Jealous!Elladan

Elrohir

Dating Elrohir

Dating Elrohir and Being Shy

Lindir

Dating Lindir

Lindir admitting his feelings for you

Dating Lindir and Being a Singer

Lindir with Kids

Haldir

Dating Haldir

Combat Training with Haldir

Married life with Haldir

Thranduil

Dating Thranduil

Thranduil realizing he’s in love with you

Cuddling with Thranduil

Thranduil calming you down after a panic attack

Sex With Thranduil

Please note that these are compilations of reblogged works, not my own.

#reblogged works #compilation masterlist #headcanon masterlist #notes ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

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pandoraescape · 8 months

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Hello everyone! Pandoraescape here, sharing my headcanon list with cute emojis indicating the story or fanfic type. Check out my Archiveofourown page: Pandora_Escape.

Warnings Markers: Angst- 💔, Smut- 🍋, and Mature Topics -❌

💙 {𝐉𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐒𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲/𝐓𝐬𝐲𝐞𝐲𝐤 𝐒𝐮𝐥𝐢} 💙

Nothing Yet

🩵 {𝐍𝐞𝐲𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐢 𝐭𝐞 𝐓𝐬𝐤𝐚𝐡𝐚 𝐌𝐨'𝐚𝐭'𝐢𝐭𝐞} 🩵

Nothing Yet

💙 {𝐍𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐦 𝐭𝐞 𝐒𝐮𝐥𝐢 𝐓𝐬𝐲𝐞𝐲𝐤’𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧} 💙

Nothing Yet

💙 {𝐋𝐨'𝐚𝐤 𝐭𝐞 𝐒𝐮𝐥𝐢 𝐓𝐬𝐲𝐞𝐲𝐤’𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧} 💙

{𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭: 𝐀𝐠𝐞𝐝-𝐮𝐩 𝐋𝐨'𝐚𝐤} 🍋

🩵 {𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐢 𝐭𝐞 𝐒𝐮𝐥𝐢 𝐊ì𝐫𝐞𝐲𝐬ì'𝐢𝐭𝐞} 🩵

Nothing Yet

💙 {𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡} 💙

Nothing Yet

💙 {𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 "𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫" 𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨} 💙

Nothing Yet

💙 {𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐢} 💙

Nothing Yet

🩵 {𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥} 🩵

Nothing Yet

💙 {𝐀𝐨'𝐧𝐮𝐧𝐠} 💙

Nothing Yet

🩵 {𝐓𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐲𝐚} 🩵

Nothing Yet

💜 {𝐒𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮/𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞} 💜

Nothing Yet

💙 {𝐓𝐞𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧} 💙

Nothing Yet

💙 {𝐍𝐨𝐫} 💙

Nothing Yet

🩵 {𝐑𝐢'𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐚} 🩵

Nothing Yet

💙 {𝐒𝐨'𝐥𝐞𝐤} 💙

{𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭: So'lek} 🍋

🩵 {𝐄𝐭𝐮𝐰𝐚} 🩵

Nothing Yet

💙 {𝐄𝐞𝐭𝐮} 💙

Nothing Yet

🩵 {𝐍𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐦} 🩵

Nothing Yet

🩵 {𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐠} 🩵

Nothing Yet

💜 {𝐎𝐤𝐮𝐥} 💜

Nothing Yet

💜 {𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬} 💜

Nothing Yet

#avatar #avatar pandora #avatar fandom #avatar headcanons #headcanon masterlist

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overthinkingtaleblr · 4 months

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Tell me more about your Acachalla parents hc pls?

My Acachalla Parents Headcanon Masterlist

I don't think you wanted me to answer like this, but I was excited to use this as a jumping-off point. I hope that's okay! This is a couple days late but I had so much to say ^^; there’s a chance I’m still missing stuff, and I mostly focus on their relationship!

When it comes to two quasi-immortals getting together in middle age and having to raise a bunch of children after collecting enemies like it was a hobby for most of their life… no one can beat the Acachalla Parents. Papa Acachalla with his murderous ex-gangs and ex-spouses, and Gertrude with her frequently changing identity as she hides from literal space cops. Between the two of them, it’s surprising that either of them wound up assumed to be the “wholesome” parent, since I’m not sure that’s actually possible for either of them. The best part about the energy they bring to this relationship is that they Both bring it together.

While I don’t know if they’re in love in canon, to me there is nothing that means more to me than these two entities of murder and chaos swooning over each other. There is no i can fix her, there is no i can make him worse, they like the other for who they are now. Warts and all… So how did we get here?

General Headcanons

Controversial of me to myself, but I’m not reviewing old videos for this and I’m barely looking at the wiki. When I say all of this is in my head, I mean that literally.

Billion Year War - Gertrude is one of many characters who does not appear during the BYW arc, even though Papa appears frequently. Since Papa was kind of the cause of the war, it’s possible that he finally managed to do something bad enough that she couldn’t excuse it anymore.

Crimes - Papa is known more for his criminal behavior, but Gertrude has been a menace. Being together didn’t mellow them out, it’s only made them worse. I say that with love.

Date Night - Part of the reason why the kids have so many unsupervised adventures is because the adults drop them off somewhere random and tell them to have fun so that they can have some peaceful hours to themselves. This often involves getting them distracted before leaving as quickly as possible since the faster kids can and will chase the car home if they weren’t up for the day trip.

Paranormal Visitors - Not every ghost at the Acachalla house is a stranger, and most of them are from the pasts of the parents. When the hauntings first started, they usually pretended like they had no idea as to what ghosts they had a history with would want with them. After multiple years of this and some establishment of trust, they concluded that their connection doesn’t matter, what does matter is keeping their family safe first and foremost. They still don’t bring the topic up, but they’ll actually argue with ghosts now for being petty. It also makes it easier to work with PIE.

Raising Monsters - I’m sure only one of them would even jokingly refer to the Acachalla children as monsters, and only two technically qualify, but still. There is no way that they’ve gotten their act together yet— boy have they tried, but that just means they’ve failed. They’re not doing a bad job raising the kids overall, but they’re frequently overwhelmed and confused and there’s no guide for how to take care of your daughter who can turn into a demon or you son who claims to be a god. I think the chaos makes their organized moments all the more rewarding to Gertrude and Papa.

Relationship History HC

Crossing Paths in Cowboy Times

Gertrude is actually older than Papa by a lot, being a Gingarian alien. She arrived on the planet running from space police for crimes against her world that her family committed. She stayed flighty, moving from place to place on Earth to avoid being caught, and eventually finding herself in the middle of New Mexico during what would be come to be known as the “Wild West”

She intentionally chose a town that outlawed guns, knowing that she’d be able to crowbar anybody who aimed to do her harm and chose to work at a bank.

Papa Acachalla was running the Acachalla Gang while the real leader, his older brother, was dealing with a magical ailment no one understood. This was soon after he left his boyfriend to die when a heist went wrong, and he was having a really hard time keeping his head in the game. He probably would have lied about being sick if he wasn’t the only option.

Unsure who to bring with him with the list heavily exhausted, he decided to bring his younger cousin, Maxwell, allegedly to “get the kid some experience”. Real answer: he was out of options and desperate for an extra pair of hands. Maxwell trusted him, though.

Papa let Maxwell take the lead, borderline dissociating in the meantime while he wallowed in his own shame.

Gertrude, recognizing the Acachallas to be something that wasn’t human, mistook them for being apart of the police force she was running from. Taking advantage of the smaller one’s nativity, Getrude allowed him to come toward the money before bludgeoning his head in and threatening his partner.

Papa snapped back to reality in time to see what was about to happen, but wasn’t able to bring himself to warn Maxwell. He didn’t have the strength, physical or mental, to go up against this woman to get the kid’s body, either. Sputtering excuses, he turned and left when she told him to.

A diffferent group met the Sheriff at the town border a day later to pick up the body and take him home, though the woman who killed him was kicked out of town before they could ask for vengeance.

Though the local sheriff was happy to see the Acachallas leave them alone, Gertrude still got heavily chewed out for killing a child, especially in such a brutal manner. Not understanding where she went wrong, she sounded like a monster when pried for her thought process, making the Sheriff inclined to kick her out of the town. She was ready to go on the road again, anyways.

The Union of Acachallans in New Mexico started disappearing soon after this incident, the tragedy proving to be the last straw most of the inhabitants could take. Papa was left feeling solely responsible for the disintegration of both his metaphorical and literal family.

It wasn’t until years later that Gertrude came to understand how vulnerable humans are when they’re young, and this incident would start to haunt her as she realized she severely overreacted and someone died for it.

The first time the two met, they accidentally screwed over the other’s sense of normalcy and changed their life direction seemingly for the worst, all over a heist gone wrong… and they never even got the other person’s name.

First Connection

After almost two hundred years worth of downward spiraling between the both of them, Gertrude and Papa Acachalla truly met each other for the first time, entirely across the country from their initial interaction.

Papa didn’t jump around too much, it’s more like the world was moving too quickly around him. He entered and exited romances, he started working at a 7-11 when it first opened and found himself the manager and borderline owner just by being there, and he only got the house because he initially moved in with roommates who all left him. He had family in the area, but he never took the time to actually see them. He was drifting.

Gertrude on the other hand was rapidly oscillating from place to place, moving too quickly to really settle down anywhere. She would walk in, burn bridges, walk out. If her reputation in a cluster of towns got too high, she’d take a train to the next state and start over from scratch. Wasn’t just jobs and relationships, but her sense of self as well, Gertrude caught onto any new trend that passed her by, but got bored of it quickly. Part of her was only doing it to hide from the aforementioned space police, the other part of her was desperate for a sense of belonging.

So that’s how an overworked yet overpayed Papa Acachalla encountered an emo phase Gertrude in his 7-11.

I’m not entirely sure what happened next, but two things need to happen before Gertrude moves in with Papa. First and obviously, the two need to connect, actually communication with each other. The second is that Gertrude needs to encounter the space cop who’s been looking for her.

The way I’d suggest this is that Gertrude ends up trying to live inside the 7-11 without Papa noticing, he absolutely catches on like the second day but doesn’t say anything because he doesn’t care enough to bother.

The two eventually begin to chat from across the building, relating to each other a lot partially because of how secretive they both were being about their past. After a couple weeks, she basically became his unpaid front-desk buddy.

They’d sit in silence for most of the day, only really talking over meals. Sometimes Papa would order takeout if Gertrude mentioned being sick of noodle cups. They were beginning to get along.

After awhile of this becoming the new normal, the aforementioned Gingarian Space Cop (he’s an actual character, he’s named Agent Knock), comes in looking for someone of a different name, but it’s real obvious that Gertrude has been hiding since he came in.

Papa decides he’s siding with her over whatever galactic federation is in charge even if she WAS wrong and flaunts his metaphorical power as an Acachallan to get the Agent to leave.

Before feeling safe enough to be relieved as Agent Knock leaves, Gertrude realizes that Papa would technically be able to harbor her as a criminal. First thing she does when it’s all over is turn to Papa and ask if he had room for someone else in his house.

Again, overpaid, Papa doesn’t need a roommate financially. He does, however, live in a massive house that gets lonely, and he’s aware that Gertrude might just up and leave if the Agent comes back, so after a bit of waffling to tell himself that he’s not going soft, she’s just twisting his arm on the matter, he agrees to let her stay with him so long as she keeps her head down.

It’s not important for the list but Gertrude Does eventually kill Agent Knock good for her.

Adjusting to Domesticity

Two explicit criminals who previously incidentally ruined each other’s life— now living together under one roof, might fall in love.

Might have already fallen in love, but who’s keeping track.

Sadly for fanfiction tropes, there was very much not one bed in the house, so they wound up sleeping on different floors entirely in the beginning.

Gertrude hasn’t had a steady place to live in a long time. She keeps her belongings in one place so she can grab it all and leave at a moment’s notice if her good fortune suddenly sours. It isn’t that she distrusts Papa or what seems to be his kindness, but… it wouldn’t be the first time something didn’t work out for her.

The last time someone else lived in the house with him, Papa Acachalla was counting the days until they left and he’d have the freedom to do whatever he wanted with his own space. Now that they’re gone, nothing’s changed. Without having someone to interact with, the days began to blur together and nothing felt like it was worth doing.

Even just living together is enough to make life a little bit easier for both of them. Gertrude doesn’t realize it, but she’s stopping Papa from slipping into another stupor, and Papa is fully aware that his family reputation is keeping her safe.

It doesn’t take long for both of them to adjust to each other’s company, and when the children get added to the family dynamic as well, they grow closer as partners-in-crime (that crime is caretaking) as well.

As emotionally immature as they both can be, it isn’t the first time either of them had caught feelings like this. They’ve been burned before. With any luck, it’ll turn out okay this time around.

Optional: There is a chance that Billy and Sally entered Papa's life before Gertrude. I never considered it before now, but it would be very interesting for Gertrude to come in not just to Papa, but his adopted children as well. Lecture him for letting them get away with not eating their veggies.

Parenthood Attempt

Despite both of them having experience, to say either of them knew what they were doing when taking on the challenge of raising several children would be a lie.

Papa feels like people depending on him has only led to hurting them in the past, so he has a tendency to push the kids away, pretending like Gertrude is the only one who wants them there. If the kids ever claimed that Papa didn’t care about them, though, he would cry.

Gertrude tries her best to come off as responsible, but that’s because she knows they’re all human-ish. No matter how strong they seem, they will always be fragile compared to her. They won’t be able to survive forever, and she doesn’t know what injury might be dangerous enough to be their last, thus her protective parenting style.

Papa accidentally got Billy involved in a lot of stuff he was too young for and tried passing it off as after-school activities.

In fact, most of Papa’s group bonding activities are crime based… because the only other time he ever had to parent someone, his main interest was the gang Papa was in.

Gertrude genuinely thought Spencer was just low-maintenance until he one day vented about how much he felt like crap and she realized he was actively not taking care of himself and realized no matter how much he pushed away, he DID need her to make an effort.

Neither Gertrude or Papa know how to talk on the PTA without sounding absolutely insane, and both are fully aware that the other parents are counting the days until their kids all graduate.

If you asked if Maddie counted as one of their kids, Gertrude would explain that she was just a close friend who could be seen as a daughter if you really wanted, but surely she had other parents and they couldn’t just adopt someone illegally. Papa would think about it before going ‘sure, she’s one of ours’.

Johnny Ghost is an honorary Acachalla kid and almost had a stroke when he found out.

It’s mostly because he’s an ill-tempered orphan who frequents the house and can keep up with the chaotic energy of the kids and adults, and both the parents HAVE had to… well, parent him in a tense situation before. They’ve grown attached, he’s theirs now.

Addendum: ghost is not an orphan, he has a dad. He is so confused as to why they think he is an orphan but doesn’t want to tell them in case they decide the answer is to MAKE him an orphan.

Rapid Fire HCs

Gertrude proposed, but the rings are Papa’s. She used a random object as a stand-in for a ring since she didn’t know Papa’s ring size, and this gave Papa Acachalla time to tell his mother and for her to pass along his parent’s wedding rings like an heirloom. It was very touching for both of them.

If they didn’t accidentally screw over each other’s lives, they wouldn’t have gotten together. They both needed a hit to their pride to get the world into perspective. Before, Papa was too egotistical, and Gertrude was a little bit out of control.

Gertrude has a larger criminal record than Papa, but she lets Papa take the lead for larceny and stuff. Papa actually knows how to steal— Gertrude’s crimes are predominantly war crimes, planetary eviction, and murder.

Papa and Gertrude both like doing grand gestures, but they love the unplanned soft moments more. The tender moments. Their lives have been too action-packed to not appreciate the change in pace.

Sometimes shaving your husband’s back in a dark bathroom is a tender moment, idk.

Both have a skill-based preference when it comes to chores. Not because either are good, but more because there is one task they’re terrible at. Papa is a bit too experimental in the kitchen, and Gertrude mixes the wrong cleaning supplies. They’re happy to take the other responsibility if it means everyone in the house doesn’t die.

They keep secrets from each other, on purpose and on accident. When there are so many skeletons in your closet, it’s hard to know which ones should be dug up and which ones can stay. They’ve learned not to be too judgmental when the past gets dredged up.

Papa and Gertrude both come from absolutely massive families that they’ve been basically exiled from due to bad behavior.

Gertrude is on the space equivalent of a “no-fly list”, so any time they want to travel with her, they either have to fake her passport and identity… or find their own, unofficial methods.

Papa Acachalla is haunted by Jose Jose Jose Jose, who I like to see as an incredibly bitter ex. You’d think this would be difficult for Gertrude, but I think it’d be funnier if she and the vengeful spirit wound up besties.

On the other hand, Maxwell fucking hates Gertrude. Even if Papa didn’t recognize her from the incident, Maxwell did. It caused a bit of a relationship hiccup, but they worked through it.

Both Gertrude and Papa were disowned by their family after an incident that killed most of the ones they were close with, only difference is that Gertrude’s family still refuses to talk to her and Papa’s reconnected with his mother.

Papa has to do the taxes because last time he asked Gertrude to do it she told him she had a brilliant idea and explained tax fraud to him. He does not want to fight the IRS again, so he let her down gently.

An Alternate Understanding of their relationship is one that is more… “Should have been divorced a decade ago” but weirdly tongue-in-cheek and self-aware of the toxicity. I don’t like to do that one anymore because I prefer the conflicting tenderness of active criminals being caring and tender, but that read requires Papa to be genuine every time he says he doesn’t see the others as Family.

Songs and Why

- Tangled up by Caro Emerald (Remix)

“You’re quite the same | If love’s the game”

Yes, I was an animation meme kid growing up and this song has a soft spot in my heart now. I try to push it aside for these two, though. I want them to dance, and this song has a good beat!

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