#he'd never recover

[fairytalebuddie]

Imagine if buck like fully dies and the last words eddie said to him was ‘alright cowboy go get them’ 

#he'd never recover #eveyone would be talking aboiut the last things they said to him and eddie is like #gay last words am i rite #buddie #buck x eddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #911 #911onfox

[stiltonbasket]

LWJ is drinking vinegar -- he thinks WWX keeps on hanging out with Jueying because he likes her. Which is so far from the truth of course. And contrary to popular opinion, it was actually Jingyi who first realized WWX likes LWJ.

Jueying is a little too young for Lan Wangji to come to that particular conclusion--she's almost 13 when Wangxian meet, and Wei Wuxian is 18. However, Lan Wangji does drink vinegar re: Wei Wuxian's fondness for Jingyi.

Wei Wuxian's thoughts: oh...a baby Lan Zhan! I wonder what Lan Zhan's children would look like.....

Meanwhile, Lan Wangji: "Jingyi-didi can joke with Wei Ying and endure his teasing without snapping or spontaneously tying him up with his ribbon. Wangji cannot compete." ;-;

#asks #jingying at gusu summer school au #also if anyone wanted to know #the kids WALK IN on lwj kissing wwx to within an inch of his life on phoenix mountain and go >:0! #lwj has to bribe them into silence #they are like the worst little siblings to lwj tbh #and on the way home they were just going #ooooooooo we're going to tell baaaaaaaa #lwj almost died of embarrassment mid-flight #imagine being hanguang-jun with a posse of spoiled niblings who live for drama #he'd never recover

[starchaserdreams]

Sirius Black did NOT die, no body no death, that's the rule, he can come back, he's not really dead, he'll come back any day now

#after ootp i was SO SURE he'd be back #and i have never really recovered from the fact that he didn't #marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards #sirius black #harry potter

[lotus-pear]

when drawing soft skk it's important to get good references *googles pics of kitty cats cuddling*

#tumblr user evilkaeya i hope you emotionally recover from beast here is my present to u 🫶🏼 #RAAAAH I HATE ANATOMY UEUEUUEUEUEU #i cannot draw feet im sry guys ik its called bungou stray DOGS but im physically incapable of drawing grippers #i cant draw animals either HELP im sry cat lovers #also ik dazai would be one of those rly fluffy himalayan cats like look at his hair no way he'd be calico. chuuya would be a mean tabby cat #im never doing this again i hate drawing men i literally end up twinkifying them bc muscles are👎🏼👎🏼 #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

[marc--chilton]

i dont care what anyone says, house saying he loves wilson after wilson ups his pain meds was for real to me. it just slipped out and house's unserious nature is the only thing that let him get away with it

#house md #hilson #love is a doing word but when you're in as state where you can't Do then saying will suffice #thinking about that scene and how we never saw house DIRECTLY after getting shot + recovering #like i for one will pretend that surgery drugs and ketamine means when he first woke up> #house was like uninhibited enough to be a little. ooc. a little goopy perhaps #and in this mind scene wilson is of course there when is he not #not only is he the best house wrangler but he'd be even needier post op #how on earth could wilson resist that it's like catnip to him

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

Mid-Life (Crisis)

Green Life: normal, Yellow Life: this is the one where you go crazy and start killing everything and every one, Red Life: back to normal.

Have I thought about the late game consequences of this? No. No I have not.

HEJFDFSF ??? They all retire together at the end 😭

#except for joel i think he'd stay insane and never recover #bad traffic idea #ask #trafficblr #good idea

[prideenvylovehate]

greg's startled face here does something to me fr

like can you even try to imagine what was going on inside his poor little head.

#longest ten seconds of his life. god #my man really thought tom was going right for the mouth #crazy thing is. if tom actually HAD #greg would just let him. he'd simply stand there while tom pressed their lips together #then tom would act like nothing ever happened and greg would never recover lmao #poor baby #tomgreg

[shakingparadigm]

this is random but one of my favorite ALNST joke OCs is a girl who had a massive crush on Ivan and was able to date him for a little while because he felt bored enough to accept her. what follows is the most excruciating insanity inducing half-relationship in existence (they lasted 3 weeks before she gave up trying to understand him)

#her name is saya!! saya ng #she had the biggest crush on ivan and when she asked him out he said yes in the most casual way ever that she thought he was joking #the whole time they're “together” she's nervously looking away and blushing while ivan's eyes are trained on that gray haired boyfail there #whenever she'd ask to do couple things with him like hold hands or eat together he'd comply for a little while #but then he'd say something important came up and that he had to leave #she understood because of course! he's a top student surely hes busy no worries #he always seemed to have a wall up. smile never faltering but never fully genuine either #he always looked at her like he was seeing past her and not like he was looking at her person #he was a good and charming conversationalist but even though she got to spend more time with him #it never really felt like a “relationship”. more like two people roleplaying the actions of a relationship #because ivan was so closed off #she started noticing till more all because ivan kept noticing him #and she noticed how he seemed to change when he noticed till. like tills presence was enough to rewire his brain #she quickly realized she was nobody next to him and broke it off #anyways she got sent home because she wasn't good enough to graduate (she wasn't particularly good at anything) #she watched all her friends (dotori/acorn #round 3 and 4 kids) #die on screen #and when she's sent to a different singing competition she loses and dies #her name saya ng combines to make the word sayang #which in my language means: a waste #okay. this was supposed to be funny but now that im saying it #it low-key sounds kind of diabolical #by the way this idea is inspired by the Patreon info about ivan #(he CANONICALLY would accept anyones confession if he was bored enough. V and Q said that theyd tire of ivan being so closed and mysterious) #imagine being in the “recovering from dating ivan” club #alnst #random

[tsukihimeyfan]

Just finished watching Wendigoon's video about Hisashi Ouchi and had a terrible, awful, no-good DP prompt idea come into my head. Come suffer with me.

So the Fentons constantly threaten to tear ghosts apart "molecule by molecule" right? What if they managed to make an anti-ghost weapon that made good on that threat? One that tore apart ghostly DNA or ectoplasm, and just straight-up turned any ghost hit by it into green goop, melted within seconds like Danny's clones?

So I imagine that at some point after destroying a couple of ghosts with this new weapon, Jack and Maddie finally manage to corner Phantom somehow. Terrified, Danny is left with no choice but to try to explain who and what he is, hoping to all the Ancients that it will be enough to stop them from hurting him.

Unfortunately for him, the Fentons don't really listen at first and shoot him point blank.

Danny puts his arms up to protect himself and closes his eyes, trembling in abject fear, imagining himself melting away into a pile of goop right in front of his parents. He desperately hopes it's quick and painless. He waits for the end.

...and waits

... and waits

The Fentons and Danny both feel shocked, but Danny eventually laughs (a bit hysterically) and continues explaining his accident, intensely relieved that his half-human nature had protected him from this weapon.

Once he explains everything, the Fentons apologize with tears in their eyes for how they had treated him. They accept him for who he is, and promise to do their best to learn more about ghosts' true natures. They decide to use their inventions in an actually scientific, ethical way, to learn more about this culture and people. Danny and Jazz are both ecstatic. Everything seems perfect. Sure, Danny might have thrown up and passed out the minute they got home from that little talk, and sure, his skin turned a bit red and painful where he got hit, but that was the extent of it, right? His human half purged the effects of the weapon from his body, no harm no foul.

But they all forget that while Danny's DNA is half human, it is also half ghostly in nature, and the weapon just tore through those parts of him like bullets through paper.

A week later, Danny's skin starts to feel like it's burning

#danny phantom #dp prompt #prompt #basically the Fentons accidentally give Danny extreme radiation poisoning and have to deal with the consequences #maybe Vlad could get a redemption arc in this #finally realizing that Maddie is not as perfect as he imagined her to be #and using everything in his considerable power to help save his Little Badger #could also be #DPxDC #dp x dc #if they end up reaching out to the justice league for their resources and expertise on non-human biology and radiation exposure #and of course every single one of them would end up loving Danny and wanting to take him away from these people who hurt him so bad #or at least help him recover and watch over him after #they wouldn't be fans of the Fentons to say the least #if anyone writes anything on this you can take it anywhere you like #but I'm personally a sucker for Angst with a Happy Ending #so in my imagination Danny manages to make it through the almost 3 months of suffering and eventually recovers #with a ton of new friends (and maybe a lover) for his troubles #but he'd never be the same #and I don't think he'd ever look at Jack and Maddie the same either #don't look up pictures of Hisashi Ouchi btw #only made that mistake once #danny fenton #btw for those who don't know but don't want to watch a 90min video about it #Hishashi Ouchi was a poor man who was exposed to so much radiation that his chromosomes were torn to shreds #**READ THE FOLLOWING SENTENCES AT YOUR DISCRETION CW IT'S NOT PRETTY IF YOU DON'T LIKE THINKING ABOUT NASTY STUFF/BODY HORROR DON'T READ #then his skin started to slough off #then the lining of his lungs. then the one on his intestines. then on almost every one of his organs #He lived for 83 days bc the best doctors in the world were trying to save him #but Yes it was probably as excruciating as it sounds especially bc his mind was intact for most of it

[fancysilverfox]

It lives in my head forever that I read somewhere that Dutch Van der Linde's real name is Daniel

I have no recollection if it was a headcanon or part of a fic or even canonical but I know what I saw

And it lives in my head forever as canon

#the idea of only Hosea knowing too is very fun #he gives Dutch ONE LOOK and he knows he's gonna get first-named #if Molly finds out oughhh he'd never recover #dutch van der linde #rdr2

[yuzuuu4]

sudden hug

#ever since i bought the antho and saw sasaki pick miyano up #i have never recovered from those panels #so why not think about how sasaki just randomly picks miyano up like that for a hug #the fellow's a little touch starved you see #and his love language seems to be physical affection #soooo hugs ! and miyano loves it secretly #he'd never tell anyone but #he still loves it a lot #just sasamyaa things innit #sasamyaa #sasamiya #sasaki shuumei #miyano yoshikazu #sasaki to miyano #sasaki and miyano

[sherylhooper]

People are out there going on about how "Gojo had to die cuz the plot can continue" and I wanna ask them, exactly how can plot go on? Because as a writer, I'm completely lost.

Where the fuck is plot going? How does Satoru's death fixes Gege's problem with not know what to do with his strongest character now that apparently Sukuna is even above Gojo in power???

Who is beating Sukuna now? I don't believe in Kashimo, Yuuta or Hakari beating him. (Yuuta could handle Kenjaku, tho, if he is left alive, that's it).

And Yuji is a great character in general and also a great main character, but being a main character doesn't equal with being the strongest. Take Bungou Stray Dogs for an example. Atsushi is a great MC but the strongest character is Chuuya.

And unlike other people, I don't want Yuji to get power up out of the blue sky, this bullshit powerups don't satisfy many fans, cuz if you are born with Innate Technique, Yuji can't possibly have Innate Technique, ever!! He can't develop CT cuz Sukuna is no longer inhabiting his body and I don't Gege to go against his own worldbuilding with "oops, Yuji now has powers cuz I said so".

Gojo's death solves nothing to me and I believe I'm gonna be very disappointed with how JJK ends (just like how I hated AOT ending, it was awful, I wanted everybody to die and not have Eren's entire character massacred).

Gojo not having regrets and him being portraited as a narcissistic is also a character massacre when he wanted his students to surpass him, to create better Jujutsu society, etc. Wouldn't he at the very least regret what happened to Megumi and Geto's fucking body? I don't know anymore.

#jujutsu kaisen spoilers #jjk spoilers #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo come back home #Gege should have left him sealed #he'd be alive that way #I can't believe I'm grieving his death #i'll never recover

[rocicrew]

There was a smart thing to do. She knew it. A wiser woman would have cried, begged forgiveness. That it would be insincere was the point. It was a mistake to give Marco anything real. Better to be thought weak. Better to be underestimated and misunderstood. She knew that, but she couldn't do it. When she tried, something deep within her pushed back. Maybe if she pretended to be weak, it was too possible that it would become true. Maybe she was pretending to be strong.

#naomi nagata #the expanse #do you ever become Insane because of naomi nagata #i have not been able to get this excerpt out of my mind #theoretically naomi could've killed marco on the pella #she was prepared to #she tried in the show #but the only way it would have succeeded was to pretend she came back for him too #that she forgives loves him #marco's ego is too big that he'd have bought the lie #but the one thing naomi couldn't do in all of this was betray herself like that #for the cost to betray herself would be too grave #even larger than losing filip #'it's all i have left' #herself her choices she stands by her agency #pretending to give that away would lose her the sense of self she had to make from the beginning #she'd already lost everything else to him more than once #losing herself to marco for the second time was the One thing she could never do #would be the One thing she would not be able to recover from

[seven-oomen]

The more I learn about characters like Obi-Wan Kenobi and his relationships with the people around him, the more Revenge of the Sith and Order 66 hurts.

Fuck, The Clone Wars canon adds SO FUCKING MUCH. To both Anakin and Obi-Wan's backstories, and to everyone elses as well.

The Clones.

The Jedi.

Hell, even the Sith and the separatists.

Why have I never bothered to watch this show before. Like I am genuinely mad at myself for skipping it for so long. It's that one of my best friends kept telling me it was good, and HE WAS SO RIGHT!

You were so right, Rodger, holy fucking shit.

But like, if you've only ever seen the movies. You truly don't understand just HOW FUCKING DEVASTATING Order 66 was. And not just for the Jedi, but for the clones too. They were PEOPLE. They had personalities, they had lives, they loved the Jedi they worked with and cared for them.

Like Holy SHIT.

I'm almost at the end of Season 2, but the more I see, and the more you start to know those clones, and the Jedi surrounding them, the more you start to dread what's coming.

I AM NOT OKAY.

#star wars #the clone wars #star wars the clone wars #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #And don't get me started on obi-wan telling Satine he'd have left the jedi order for her #why are you doing this to me #i will never recover from this #ben watches tv series #order 66

[balladetto]

a hobby link keeps from kokiri forest days is whittling! he sort of. couldn't touch it over oot and mm ( first because there wasn't any time and then it was just. he could not enjoy it anymore ), but has always had his whittling kit on him post-everything and picked it up again on the road. he's good enough with it to make passably recognisable model figurines of people, though his favourite shapes to make — also the ones he's better at making — are animals! especially birds :)

#* lionheart / study. #* intermission / ooc. #link and birds is like a running theme in this series #but also what (who) else can be small. and can fly. and can chirp or make sounds almost exclusively in the higher range of notes #and also at some point regularly woke him up #he just never recovers from her fellas aflkjsdl #i don't think he'd be embarrassed by his works but he gets blase about them enough that he just leaves them places #when he can't carry them or doesn't want to carry them... #thoroughly enjoys the process! enjoys the product for like a few minutes then he's like. eh. (unless it's a bird.) #(or one of his friends from hyrule. he does not give these out as gifts though. not unless they're super close!)

[thegoblinwitch]

unsurprisingly (see my previous post here), i've been having nightmares about father recently.

i'm generally prone to them, but i tend to only remember vague impressions and/or emotions rather than the whole thing, esp since they very rarely wake me up, so by morning they're more or less gone.

these ones (or this one -- they're all variations on the same theme) actually wake me up and keep me awake at night.

they're a mix of flashes of situations (real or imagined - i've no idea), visceral emotions and then usually switches to me going though father's things after he dies unexpectedly and finding pictures that confirm things i never want confirmed.

and it's not like those weird nightmares that once you wake up you know are ridiculous and would have no way of happening in real life. it's always in a way that is totally plausible -- father was (is?) a professional photographer (it's how he met mother and lots of his girlfriends) and he's kept it up as a side job for a long time and he took a lot of pictures of me anytime we were together - i still have a few from the period i don't remember that, while 'innocent', makes you wonder if a father would really take these kind of pics of his kid?? but again it might be my bias or even just the fact that since he was a photographer it translated to all pics he took... (the latter of which i'm dubious about since it only happened with pics of me on my own - as soon as there's someone else in the frame it looks like an everyday photo)

and so i wake up in sweat and feeling sick, knots upon knots in my stomach because obv this is not something i want to think about and it's certainly not something i actually want to happen and it just freaks me out every single time. and i just... i wanna not think about it, i want to forget anything about it and not always having this fucking voice at the back of my mind whispering 'what ifs'.

#i never had these before #they started when i was informed he'd come to my place #i was talking about it to my therapist this summer #about father knowing and coming where i live #and the visceral reaction i had surprised the fuck out of me #i was in fucking tears and feeling sick #and it took me a few days to emotionally recover #simply mentioning that father would be in what i consider my safe space #i thought i was over this shit #but it's been bashing me in the head these last few months #and i hate it #mental health #childhood trauma #nightmares #repressed memories #father issues #kit's #diary