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rewritingcanon · 8 months
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someone needs to make a fanfic where instead of standing to the side and sulking albus just decides to go full on in with his efforts for scorpius.
Homie would be throwing pianos on people fr
WAIT WAIT i need to say something and idk how it’ll be received amongst the masses but I NEED TO SAY IT
albus pov fanfics >> scorp pov fanfics
whyyyy do you ask? because of the 👏gold👏tier👏PINING👏 i want to see that boy sufferrrrr in his feelings. i want this guy to be screaming crying ripping his hair out. put this boy in the trenches and i will gobble that shit up. and i seriously genuinely dont want it to be scorpius because i honestly think scorpius is too swaggy to be as fucking crazy as albus would be LET ME TELL YOU.
albus with his crippling ego stopping him from actively pursuing scorpius more but the fucking second resident-hogwarts-icon polly chapman and her gang of gossips and side bitches start noticing scorpius albus stops fucking around fr. the fucking notebooks are coming out. he’s drawing up plans and shit (they’re all pretty bad because all of albus’ braincells literally come from scorp and rose who he can’t use). he’s getting together an elite squad (his crusty siblings). he’s doing the fucking RESEARCH (reading jane austen and trying to understand how to seduce someone). he’s ringing up his mama and getting her to send tutorials to him on how to bat-bogey a motherfucker so when he sees those grade-A-menaces pulling up on scorpius it is ON SIGHT.
plus he’s a fucking fourteen year old like what kind of gay confidence-crippled fourteen year old in love with their bsf is not going to be delulu?
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Do you have any thoughts on Astarion and Halsin going from like, metamours who aren’t especially close to lovers because I think there is a lot of potential for something really sweet there lol idk
I read, and am just realizing did the worst thing by closing the tab before kudos and commenting, and INCREDIBLE smutty, smutty fanfic about the very moment this begins happening for Astarion and Halsin.Its by @vixstarria and Vix, please do feel free to link it here, Iv'e lost it heh. It has a named Drow fem Tav in the middle of a very delightful and explicit Halsin/Astarion sandwich.
That being said, here are my thoughts!
Astarion states that he is okay with Halsin because the druid is special. How so? Well, Wood Elves are polyamorous by nature and Astarion seems well aware of how they function, and knows that Halsin has 350 years of experience with consent and communication. So they start off on a very... almost professionally amiable standing with one another. Its very obvious that they havent gotten to know each other well or bonded at all by the time that Tav begins the Hinge dynamic, but they they very soon begin to be in each others space simply via both wanting to be near/with Tav.
Halsin is intuitive, smart, careful, considerate, compassionate. At first, Astarion is going to find this annoying to an eye rolling degree. However, he would be surprised that all of his teasing is met with eye-twinkling humor from Halsin
Any harsh remarks roll off the druid like water on a ducks back, and Astarion finds himself effectively de-fanged (at least verbally) in fairly short order. He also fails at any attempt to remove /himself/ in sassy ways, as Halsin pre-empts any outburst and bows out of situations in favor of letting Astarion in.
With nothing to rail against, Astarion is given the space to simply adjust. In canon, he states that he enjoys watching the PC and Halsin kiss, referring to it as a show. Eventually, I believe Halsin would ask /Tav/ about broaching the subject of including Astarion in their bedroom dynamics.
Said bedroom dynamics would begin completely separate. When tav is with Halsin, Astarion makes himself scarce. Same vice versa. This cannot go on forever, nor does Tav want it to. It is Tav, most likely, that shows some distress or discomfort about Halsin and Astarions dynamic, probably wanting to bed share, cuddle puddle, etc.
Halsin is the one to bridge the gap. He uses animal form to do so, removing any sexual undertones from the situation by wild shaping and placing himself respectfully on one side of Tav. It may be many weeks of this, but Astarion, Tav, and Halsin would begin to bed share in this manner.
during the day, Tav begins to share more overt physical affection with Halsin and Astarion while they are in each others company, and tries to leave Halsin and Astarion alone together more often as well. Halsin would make himself very physically available- oppen posture, standing close, warm eyes. He had always said "and some day, his participation", which mans he was always interested in including Astarion should the vampire wish it.
He would offer his blood to Astarion well before they share any sort of intimacy together. I believe Astarion would dance around the topic for a little while, but not long. The intimacy of being in Halsins lap would give them both the opportunity to figure out if theres a spark of compatibility between them, but it wouldnt become sexual.
One day, Tav initiates kisses/sensual touching with Astarion while Halsin is wild-shaped and in bed with them. Astarion would comment on it, Halsin would likely make an overt display of calm detachment. Hes going to be there unless asked to leave, but Tav wants him to stay, and Astarion allows it.
Halsin is internally screaming and very horny about it, but manages to stay still because he knows this is a tenuous situation.
Astarion ALWAYS acts like its not a big deal. Its Tav and Halsin that are more careful
I firmly believe their first kiss would be Halsin very "embarassingly" (in astarions opinion) asking directly for one. "May I kiss you?" this would be /after/ Astarion has boned Tav in front of him, or at least been fairly intimate. Astarion would also probably directly ask to watch Halsin and Tav together before this as well
Honestly... I think they would be alone when Halsin asks. I think he would express direct interest in turning it into a triangle and not a hinge, I think he would be very clear and soft and careful and Astarion would roll his eyes but the kiss would be... chaste. slow, soft. No wandering hands on Halsins part. Astarion breaks the intimacy by grabbing two fist fulls of his ass and squeezing.
I think it would take a lot longer than people may assume, it would be very gentle and sweet and require a lot of pre-navigation, but I do believe that should the Halsin/Tav/Astarion hinge continue post game, they would become a triad.
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zerothejackal · 1 year
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this may contain written spoilers for the murder of sonic the hedgehog
This is outdated and getting a rewrite
okay, this is gonna be one of those crazy theories full of headcanons i make on discord, except this time I'M POSTING IT!
Hypothesis: Barry is a chaos user
Now, I know what you're thinking
"there's no proof of that what are you on"
AND I'D SAY "its just my little headcanon with no evidence :3c" however maybe there's some evidence, what if the THINK minigames are...
somewhat more real than just "think of what sonic would do"
what if Barry's chaos power is a very weakened (due of not knowing of it) form of ESP, so hear me out, here's my proof
During every interrogation this happens
0) have Barry collect clues before the interrogation
1) Tails says he and Barry have formed hypothesis or Tails makes an accusation/unfounded argument
(to which Barry progressively wonders why Tails and people keep mentioning them before an interrogation)
2) we have to select the correct type of evidence, from Barry's inventory, to form an argument
3) play the THINK minigame so that Barry can order their thoughts
4) Tails explains the argument flawlessly and barry sometimes lags behind
"but that isn't proof of anything"
SILENCE!
Hear me out: Barry's power is not only some sort of ESP, but some sort of inspiration or enlightenment kind of telepathy!
The game doesn't show Barry telling Tails anything, yet Tails forms almost always a very strong argument from a piece of trash Barry found laying around
Sure, he comments on them beforehand giving the player insight on how to use the clues during the interrogation
And Tails is a really smart kid, [and while we know IQ tests are dumb, he might have an IQ equal to eggman's, if not higher] however; Tails is... still a kid, he's prone to making mistakes
proof of this is in the very game in Espio's accusation! where all his arguments are weak and we have to help him out several times
[and several other times in different canon where being an 8 year old has overcame his high intelligence] [see: Forces]
and let's also remember Tails' intelligence comes in the form of excelling at engineering, robotics, coding, and mechanics; but there's different types of Intelligence, and just because one is super intelligent means they'll be great at everything
Eggman excels at the same things as Tails, however he took more time to make functional replicas of the phantom ruby, whereas Tails was able to make a functional replica of a chaos emerald in way less time.
The point is, Tails somehow always has something to say about things during the interrogations, and somehow always involves Barry even though they're not often adding anything
what if Barry is constantly giving Tails the information, and Tails being surrounded by chaos users always doesn't think much of it
plus this game has a lot of dialogue detail, wouldn't it be more correct to have them at least be shown to discuss something before presenting the argument?
but nope, Tails always jumps right into action the moment Barry shows a piece of evidence and does the THINK minigame
sure, it could be the discussion is done DURING the THINK minigame, but the dialogue doesn't inherently imply that, Tails often just tells us to think how the evidence links to the unfounded arguments from the interrogation
but if you aren't yet convinced: there's also...
Barry was always able to find clues, while Tails ... didn't really, even though they were working as a team, Barry always found the clues; even if for them they didn't seem as clues sometimes
sure, Barry is the avatar for us, and the game being a point-&-click needs to present us with minimal things to be able to interact with
but what if in Barry's mind it was somewhat the same, what if the same things we were presented with as interactable objects...
were also somewhat highlighted in Barry's mind
I'm not gonna use the trashbin thing as proof since theres a reason Barry did it through the game, they even tell Tails about it
but they do find every piece of evidence that could support any argument Tails bould be beginning to cook...
"but maybe Tails just made an argument with the things Barry collected and just wanted to include Barry on the interrogations"
there's truth to that; however, my argument can coexist with that one, Barry could've "inspired" tails with some sort of ESP during their THINK Sequences, and Tails could've formed a stronger argument through that!
in fact it sorta makes sense
Barry organizes the thoughts Tails presents them with AND shares the information with Tails to form the argument
all during a mind link while we are playing the THINK minigames!
LASTLY, and the weak part of the argument that I'm presenting; but still a part I wanted to include,
why was the final fight a THINK minigame? because Barry was helping!
do you think, after being inspired by Sonic the hedgehog he would stand in the background and do nothing?
it's implied the other friends of Sonic were also attacking the train during that whole thing
what if Barry was doing something
what if, specifically, Barry was giving information to Sonic of the train's next moves and where to go in the rail tracks
so that Sonic could spindash right into the train's carcass for amy to deliver the final hit with her piko piko hammer
is there any actual proof to this one?
unlike the other two arguments? not really
but it kiiinda makes sense?
yes.
Conclusion: Barry is a chaos user, specifically has a weakened/dormant ESP ability!
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cerealboxlore · 1 year
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i just remembered another small idea for de-aged billy thats been playing in my head
so like billy’s been very bitter around the league for the whole time they’ve seen him de-aged and end up taking him out of the watchtower for whatever reason (or he finds a way to leave himself if the league doesn’t let him because they think it’s unsafe for him or whatever) and villainous shenanigans ensue, theres a lot of damage and a very, very, scared child
of course our dear billy goes to help said child (maybe the league try to stop him since they don’t think he can comfort the child in his current bitter state but can’t really stop him?) and that’s the first time they really see captain marvel in him
like they’ve seen his physical similarities (eyes, hair, ect.) but now they see him put on a big cheesy grin for this kid, his posture becomes so much more open and friendly, and he just manages to look like he can handle anything despite the fact that by all means a boy so malnourished should not look that way
i also imagine that the way he talks suddenly holds so much wisdom and kindness (he was very mean to the league lol)
also it’d be so cool if the moment the child’s safe and out of sight he just switches up immediately and looks so weary and tired, the moment he notices the league so much as glance at him funny he switches again to super feral
(seems i had more to say than i thought dear cereal)
I always love answering your asks, sorry that I end up procrastinating so much!
Now time to cook this baby 🔥
De-aged Billy (but not really) is one of my favorite things ever, and it brings forth so many opportunities for this small child to open up and talk about his traumas and problems to the world. (Once more people has seen the newest movie I will be creating my own post about Billy's traumas and how they affect him despite being coined as the immature, childish superhero by every other superhero in his world.) But the beauty and tragedy about Billy having every opportunity and chance to open up and be vulnerable with others, is that he's too scared. Too convinced that what he wants to discuss isn't going to be important to others and that his problems are his problems alone to face and conquer, when he's just a kid. A kid who's grown up too fast for his own good.
I imagine if the league tries to keep little mortal Billy Batson in the watch tower, he'd definitely try and fly the coop. The zeta beams, trying to hitch a ride with another hero back home, or just straight up using a spell he saved to float in a hamster bubble back to Earth in space. (Superman stopped him from that last one).
Ultimately deciding on letting this small and feral child version of Captain Marvel outside in his own city for some fresh air is the smart decision. There may be some of his villains looking for him for any opportunity to strike at him, but I trust that the Justice League wouldn't leave him alone without a partner/chaperone, as they joked. It was supposed to be just Billy and Green Arrow accompanying him while things got sorted out.
Unfortunately Plastic Man hitched a ride on the zeta beam at the last second and completely threw plans WAY off.
They end up getting spotted by a villain, Dr. Sivana possibly, and things get messy, as you said. Green Arrow shoots down his mechanical dummies while Plastic Man deals with dangling the bald man upside down a lamp post. But the catastrophic effect to the clean and nice street was evident. Buildings were crashed into and torn apart by Dr. Sivana, nearly killing off innocent civilians, had it not been for Billy Batson guiding them to safety routes and easing their escapes.
In the chaos of it all, I like to believe that Billy will still find calmness and ease in it, after living a life so full of it for so long. He'd still remain focused, especially when he hears the cries of a familiar voice. A classmate.
They don't know that he's secretly Captain Marvel, and he doesn't know their name. But what does that matter? They're both kids. They're both too young for any of this to be happening to them. Guiding them away from all the falling debris and rubble, Billy keeps his classmate calm enough to bring them away from the dangers of the battle close to them.
Green Arrow and Plastic Man manged to shoot/sneak a concerned and worried look over to their supposed de-aged teammate's way, only to be surprised when they see that Billy is smiling as confidently and with his big cheesey grin as before.
That's when they realize. Even if it wasn't real or a moment in bad vision, it felt like Billy's shoulders were much broader than they seemed. Like the weight of the world was on his shoulders more than they should have been, but that the boy would never complain and only ask for more weight to hold in return. Just like their regular Cap.
It's strange. They never noticed this side of Captain Marvel before. They were meeting so many new sides of him in just one day, despite knowing him for years at this point. Just how much of their friend had they not known?
"Hey, come on, hold my hand! I'll get you out of this, maybe you'll still have time to help give me the math homework answers for tomorrow!"
"B-but! I'm too scared to move!! Everything is falling, a-and I-"
"It's going to be alright. You have to make the first step if you want to keep moving forward. I'll be with you, I promise. Let's get out of here. Together."
At the end of the terrible, no good, very bad day for Billy Batson, and Dr. Sivana is dealt with and his classmate is sent home to their family safe and sound, Billy just collapses, intending to hit the grass and sleep off everything, had it not been for the swift and caring stretched arms of Plastic Man catching him in time.
Billy wants to argue and maybe even tries to scratch at Plastic Man to let him go, but Plastic Man is already swinging and rocking him in the air in his super stretched arms, singing loudly and annoyingly an out of pitch made up lullaby.
Green Arrow gets them zeta beamed back to the watch tower before Plastic Man can start on the next chorus, but at least they were able to give the de aged Captain Marvel some free time for once (even if that was ruined halfway through).
Billy looks so peaceful and soft when sleeping. Malnourished and scruffy, yes, but right now, he was safe, and that was all that mattered. They'd figure out how to age him back to normal soon, and Billy would find a way to get out of this troublesome situation....eventually. But for now? Billy can enjoy this well-earned sleep.
Whew. It feels like I had a lot more to say than I thought, Markus.
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nichoskittycorner · 9 months
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Shooting your shot (An Euijoo smut)
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>> perv!Euijoo, stalking,( Is he considered a yandere?), praise kink, pet names, oral sex, sub!Euijoo, Euijoo embodies the "Don't bully me, I'll cum" meme (aka degradation), overstimulation, multiple orgasms 
>> Synopsis: You never noticed him- but he always noticed you. And even though it scares him, he's going to try to prove his love to you. But things take a very drastic turn very quickly when he gets that chance 
>> Word count: 5.1k
A/N: I had a lot of mental back and forth with this one and ended up saying screw it- it's a bit long so sorry about that-  and now theres a part two- which can be found here
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     Euijoo didn't think he would be the type to fall in love. Especially not this hard. How hard you may wonder? Well to the point that he's followed you from every class you had on campus, had lunch watching you, watched you at your job, and is now following you home.
  It wasn't this bad at first, it was never meant to get this bad. At first, he thought it was a little crush. You passed by with your friends many years ago and he was instantly enchanted by you. Everything from your beauty, your smile, even the faint scent of your perfume as you passed by. 
  You both were in high school then, so of course he chalked it up to a silly crush and would move on, right? Well, that night he went home and looked you up on just about every platform he could think of and asked around about you. 
  Once he got your name, he etched it into every note keeper he had. Planners, journals, his phone, everywhere. He never wanted to forget a name so beautiful.
  And when you followed him back on social media, he jumped for joy. Taking screenshots and printing them out- they still hang on the walls in his room. 
  Little things started to snowball into worse things. Watching you from a distance turned into learning what perfume you used when even you didn't remember the name. Holding the door for you became him learning your locker combination and studying your house keys to replicate( Although he never did use those-). 
  Helping you carry bags turned into keeping every piece of trash you tossed away that he could get his hands on. He spiraled so fast, he didn't even realize it. 
  The only somewhat good thing that came from trying to be noticed was his academic improvement. He wanted you to notice him so badly. Sports wasn't his thing, he wasn't brave enough to start a conversation and any friendly gesture seemed to be thanked like a random kind act. 
  So something Euijoo could do was study harder. Between watching you and daydreaming about you, he pushed himself into Valedictorian status seemingly overnight. Becoming the 'smart kid' on campus. You had to notice him then! 
  But by the time graduation hit, all he got was a "congratulations Euijoo!" and that was it. It would have devastated him completely, all that work for nothing. But you did know his name, and that made him happy. His only regret was that he didn't record it to listen to you saying his name every day. 
  So university was the logical next step. And with his high grades, he could get into just about any one he wanted to. No surprise it was the same one you started attending. 
  And although he had his own schedule to keep, every moment he was free, was dedicated to you. 
  Maybe to the point that he started to act even worse than he originally thought. You had attended a party with some friends and your guardian angel (Euijoo) had been watching in the wings. 
  Standing not too far away but close enough that he could still hear you without being noticed. Taking fake sips of his drink to blend into the crowd. 
  People had tried flirting or dating you before. But for some reason, it never worked out. They would always turn tail and leave before anything could happen. Was there something wrong with you? 
  No. You didn't notice it but Euijoo was the one chasing them off. When guys would approach you at parties, he would manage to corner them and threaten them out of talking to you or pay them off. 
  At this party, a man you clearly didn't know wrapped his arm around your shoulder. Euijoo could tell in an instant with the way you shrunk away from his embrace that you were uncomfortable. 
  It took everything in him not to go over there and pull on that man's hair, dragging him down to the ground and beating him within an inch of his life. 
  To dig his fingers in deep enough to make the man's scalp bleed, listening to him scream. The sound made his own blood rush. Would he decide to choke him, slowly taking the air out of him? 
 Possibly drag a knife into his skin all over his body, alternating between shallow and deep cuts until he died. Leaving a love letter to you in his skin so you would know who did this, who protected and loved you- 
  Euijoo's dark thoughts were cut off suddenly. He noticed you move quickly away from the stranger, looking around for a way to escape. And like a miracle, you both made eye contact. 
  A warm feeling blossomed throughout his chest at that moment. But he didn't have a chance to indulge and savor the moment. You quickly made a beeline for him, putting yourself under his arm and giggling. 
  This couldn't be real- you were touching him. You, his angel, his long-awaited love, were finally noticing him and touching him.
  "Hey baby! There you are, I was wondering where you went!" Your eyes filled with a bit of panic as you looked at him. Silently pleading he would play along and get you out of this situation. 
  This was his chance, all these years in the making! He couldn't mess this up! Holding you tightly, he rubbed his fingers against your arm to comfort you- and himself. He still wasn't believing this was real. You fit so perfectly under his arm. You were so warm and just perfect. 
  "Yeah, I'm right here angel. I didn't want to bother you and your friends. Is something wrong?" His first words to you in years! Well, that wasn't 'thank you'. 
  Euijoo could still see the strange man lingering nearby. His usually soft and sweet eyes shot deadly daggers at this man. Like his soul evaporated away and left a demonic shell in its place. 
  He could see the man stagger. Seeming to try to put words together but scared and drunk- he just hobbled off like a dog with his tail between his legs. 
  Without a moment to spare, Euijoo turned to you, his sweet and reassuring smile back in an instant. You relaxed upon seeing it, sighing in relief. 
  "Thank you Euijoo. I was getting worried about that creep." Euijoo, Thank you Euijoo- You said his name again! Oh dear, he wanted to bounce off the walls and cherish this moment, he had to stay calm. 
  "N-no problem Y/n- Are you alright?" His tongue felt heavy but he had to speak. If he just stared, it would freak you out more. He was your prince, your hero, he had to be perfect for you. 
  You looked around the room with a slightly nervous glance before giving him a nod. "I think so. I am a bit unnerved though." 
  "Do you want to go home? I'll walk you back!" He almost bit his tongue- he couldn't come off too strong or desperate. So it surprised him when you nodded slowly. "Y-yeah, parties aren't really my thing anyway." 
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  Euijoo was more than happy to whisk you away. The two of you walked back to your apartment in mostly silence. To Euijoo, he was in heaven. Just the two of you, walking together in the quiet night. His arm still resting on your shoulder, his nose sniffing at your hair. Engulfing himself in the scent of your shampoo. 
   You couldn't tell what you were feeling. Euijoo was someone you had known for years so that brought you comfort. But you were never close. He was nice and one of the top students but that's pretty much all you knew. 
  But you did appreciate that he hadn't tried to kidnap you or something. The least you could do was try to speak- 
  "So Euijoo, how's life treating you? We went to high school together if you remember-" 
  He smiled and nodded. "Yes, we did! And I've been well, thank you for asking. How are you?" 
  A little conversation stirred up from there. Talking about after high school, work, family, all sorts of things. Euijoo purposely left out the details of all time he spent watching you or that he had known everything you mentioned- and more. 
   It was like talking to an old friend. There was something comforting in his presence. "So, have you had any relationships? Any girlfriends?" You teased, nudging him slightly. 
  While your laugh was beautiful, your words caused his jaw to stiffen. He wanted to go on a rant, but it was better to hold his tongue- A girlfriend?! No! The only girl for me is you! I would never touch another girl, because I am yours alone, just as you are mine. I was made for you and I would never break your heart like that! 
  "No, no girlfriends, guess I just don't have any luck haha!" He laughed it off making you gasp. "No luck? But you're great from what I know- unless you're secretly crazy or something." 
  Somehow you were unknowingly making this worse. Euijoo wasn't crazy, he was in love. 
  As you approached your apartment you could sense Euijoo getting nervous. Maybe he had something he wanted to say or was just tired. 
  "So um, do you wanna come in for a bit? Maybe get something to drink for my hero?" 
  This night was only getting better for him. He accepted your offer as you opened the door. 
  Your apartment was even prettier from the inside. Decorated with memorabilia from your life and little hints of your hobbies. It even smelled like you faintly. Lord only knows how badly his body and mind were reacting to all of this. 
  Both the pure and wholesome thoughts- thinking of your day-to-day life. You doing chores, singing to no one, or dancing around.
   Even if he was there with you- all the hugs and kisses he would give you all day. Holding you, cooking for you, laying his head in your lap as you played with his hair. But his mind quickly started to drift to dirtier places. 
  Thinking of making love and bringing you pleasure all over this place. In the bedroom, in the kitchen, on the couch, tables, the bathroom- everywhere. Even the thought that you had touched the surfaces he was now touching had him heating up. 
  Euijoo must have blanked out, because the next thing he knew, you placed a cup of hot cocoa before him. "Ta-da! I hope you like it. I'm gonna go shower so you enjoy." 
  It surprised him. Had it been any other man, you would've been more cautious. But it seemed your childhood connection lowered your guard. He was grateful. 
  Euijoo tried to focus on the drink you offered him as he heard the shower water turn on. His mind was already racing with the images of your body as you showered peacefully. 
  He bit his lip harshly to try to make the idea go away. But the distant pit-pat of the water only egged him on. He never would peek in on you showering. 
  Instead, his feet took him elsewhere- into your room. It was glorious. Like the main space but smaller and so much more intimate. 
  Euijoo was honestly conflicted. Did he stay and indulge in this Heaven, or should he leave and stop this privacy invasion? 
  It stopped being a question as his fingers dragged along the furniture. Tracing what he had only seen from a distance, into a tangible reality. 
  He was shaking and bursting at the seams. He wanted to roll around on your bed, smell your clothes, read your journals- he was just ready to drown in the essence of you all around. 
  As he was lost in his head, he almost lost his balance as a sudden dip off the desk came from nowhere. Looking down, he found something he never thought he would. The dirty clothes hamper. 
  This, oh this was too much. The thought of rolling around and smothering himself in your dirty, sweat-filled clothing had racked his mind for years. Bringing up the most perverted thoughts and feelings in him. 
  He shouldn't feel this way. He needed to leave immediately. But the sound of the shower water still running filled him with a new sense of excitement. If you were still busy, he would have time…
  Digging into the hamper, he found exactly what he was looking for. A part of Euijoo was quivering at this. Shouldn't he feel bad about this? Invading the most private places of yours. 
  But he felt like he earned this. Years of doing things for you, watching you, protecting and loving you- it was all rationalized to him. And it only melted him more as he buried his nose in your dirty panties and sniffed deeply. 
  The scent had him letting out a long moan. It was the best thing he had ever experienced. As if you had embraced him in such a deep and intimate way. He couldn't stop the drool that threatened to trickle down as he felt himself harden in his pants.
 He had to have more. Getting lost in the soiled fabric, any sense of shame had melted away. Rubbing his face into the panties as little whimpers left him. 
  Anyone would think he was crazy or pathetic by this display. Especially as his hand desperately reached down and undid his belt. He had to get some relief for his strained member. 
  His breaths became shaky as he released his cock from his boxers, sighing in relief as the cool air touched it. It proved barely helpful. It all happened so fast. 
  One minute he's just sniffing dirty panties and now he's jerking off and rutting into his hand as he continues to bury his face into the fabric. 
  He was close, so close and he knew it. How pathetic of him. He could barely control himself as he stroked himself faster, his cares fading away. 
  Just as he felt his orgasm about to hit, a loud gasp cut him off. He turned and saw you- watching him with horror all over your face. Wet hair and a towel gripped tightly around yourself. 
  And yet, being caught didn't stop it from coming- if anything, it only made his orgasm more intense. His body shook as strings of cum shot out into his hand. His face flushed and his eyes glossed over. 
  "W-what- Euijoo what are you doing here?" He had no answer. Only noticed that you reached for the door handle. 
  "W-wait! Y/n wait I can explain!" Without another thought, he wiped his hand on his pants and tossed the panties to the side. His large frame corners you by the door.
  But he didn't seem to be trying to scare you, instead, he seemed desperate. Falling to his knees as his eyes watered and he pleaded for you to listen. 
  "Okay! Okay! But you better have a fucking good reason for all this!" You couldn't believe this is what you were doing. He was clearly crazy or unwell and yet you didn't want to believe it. 
  The sweet Euijoo that came to your rescue, the valedictorian, the kind familiar face- there was no way he was in your bedroom, doing something so… perverted. 
  He lit up with that sweet and pure smile you had come to familiarize yourself with. Pointing to the bed, he seemed to understand and sat there, waiting patiently. 
  It reminded you of a dog obeying commands but you shook that thought. Digging through your dressers, you pulled out a large shirt and the taser you always keep in there for safekeeping. Stepping into your closet, you changed into the shirt and joined him. You decided not to bother with underwear in case you riled him up again with the thought. 
  As you sat down on the other side of the bed, you hid your weapon just within arm's reach and beckoned him to speak. 
  Suddenly you noticed his change in demeanor. He was neither sweet nor perverted here. He looked shy. His head lowered, eyes avoiding you, playing with his thumbs. 
  He seemed to debate heavily about what to say first. Starting and stopping repeatedly. A part of you wanted to give him his time to think but also you wanted answers. 
  "Will you hurry up already? I really don't have all night for this." It can out snappier than you planned but it caught his attention. A blush spread onto his face. Almost like instinct he had rushed to your side and was on his knees before you. 
  "Y/n I… I don’t know where to start… I never wanted you to see me like this but in some twisted way, I did." What- what in the world could that mean?! 
  "Go on then. Explain." You noticed he flinched a bit before continuing. "I… I've been in love with you since the day I met you. Every waking thought and idea was consumed by you and how I could get you to see me, to love me too-" 
  Oh… oh so he was stalking you or crazy. As he continued his insane love confession your feelings fluctuated from pity, to fear to even something you couldn't explain. Were you turned on by this?! 
  By the end of his rant, he was breathing heavily, and almost teary. "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I just wanted a chance to prove my love to you and I got carried away. I'd do anything, anything for you Y/n!" 
  "Wow… wow I don't know what to say. Euijoo this is so new. This is so weird." 
  A little whimper left his lips. Pushing his head against your bare leg. Oh no, he was pulling at your heartstrings. Any other man could try this and would instantly get kicked out. 
  "Okay! Okay fine! I'll let you prove yourself, but no putting your dick in me." Euijoo beamed a smile and nodded. "I promise I won't, I'll stop when you say so! No questions asked!" 
  You couldn't help but crack a smile. Euijoo's large hands rested on your thighs, pushing your legs open. His hands were warm and the cold air touching your core had you shivering. 
  Euijoo almost froze, this was perfect. Somehow you were giving him a chance despite the freaky situation. 
  Pushing your shirt up a bit, he was grateful for the lack of underwear. His eyes greeted with your beautiful folds, much more heavenly than he could've ever imagined. 
  After staring for a moment and drinking in the sight, he leaned in. His tongue touches your clit first. You both jumped in surprise but he quickly recovered. Taking his place on your pussy and starting to eat you out. 
  But after a few minutes, you couldn't help but feel off. Something was uncomfortable with whatever he was doing but you couldn't pinpoint what. It wasn't until he bit down a little too hard did you snap. 
  Your hand shot out and gripped his hair. Pulling back harshly to detach him from you. It was honestly surprising to hear a moan leave his lips when you did so but that could wait. 
  "What are you doing? Do you actually know what you're doing down there?" 
  Euijoo was confused but yet still feeling turned on by your grip and the demeaning look in your eyes. 
  "I-I thought girls liked that?" 
  You sighed. "Where did you hear that from, a porno?" 
  His face blushed all the way up to his ears. Of course, he did. Based on his confession, he had never actually been intimate before, only living in his fantasies. 
  "Euijoo, you can't take that as real advice." 
  "I-I can't? I thought it's where everyone learned…" Somehow he was adorable like this. So eager and yet, so clueless. 
  "Sure it is. If you're stupid. Are you a stupid boy Euijoo?" 
  His voice caught in his throat. He didn't know what to say. Was he… stupid? After all this, was he stupid? 
  "Answer me Euijoo. Are you?" You honestly thought he would deny it, maybe citing his academic achievements to counter your petty insult. But instead, he let out a whimper of a 'yes.'
  "Y-yes I'm stupid. I'm so stupid. Please, teach me how to make you happy. How to please you- I'll do anything." 
  Something in you stirred. Was it his pleading eyes? His pathetic whimpers? His beautiful lips and the pout on them? You didn't know why but you were even surprised when you pulled him into you, smashing your lips together. 
  It was quite intense for a first kiss but it didn't matter. Your lips moved along his feverishly, only for him to respond just as eagerly. The two of you break away with swollen lips and heavy breaths. 
  "Fine, I'll teach you. But you listen to everything I say." 
  It wasn't a question. It was a command. And Euijoo was more than happy to obey. 
  You didn't wait for him to reply, instead spreading your legs a little wider and shoving his face into your pussy. Putting one of your legs over his shoulders, your hand never letting go of his hair. 
   "Now, you're going to be gentle. You're smart enough to figure out gentle, right?" Euijoo let out a feeble moan in response with a nod. 
  "Good. Now, lick." He seemed hesitant at first but he followed your instructions, his tongue poking out shyly before making contact with your folds. 
  Soft kitten licks brushed against your wet pussy. His nose brushed on your clit causing a chill to course through you. Even though you told him to be gentle, you couldn't help but want to grind your core against his face to get more pleasure. 
  But if you could take it slow, and actually teach him, this could be a long-term relationship of some kind. He already worshiped you, giving him an inside look at how to pleasure you would just benefit you both. Might as well make the best of this crazy situation. 
  Your grip on his hair tightened, making him moan. Pushing yourself closer to his face. "Okay- okay, you can lick a little more, especially on my clit, but don't bite." 
  Guiding him step by step was both a chore and yet exhilarating. Every time you spoke, he held onto your words and put them into practice. 
  Soon, he had gone from barely touching you to expertly playing with your soaking and twitching pussy as his fingers thrust inside of you. Your hips started grinding harshly against his face, spreading your juices on his face. 
  "Fuck, aren't you a good boy Euijoo? Doing exactly as I say, mhh, you make me feel so good." He couldn't speak but the hum against your pussy let you know he was happy with your praise. 
  Your free hand snaked up your shirt, playing with your nipples as you got closer to your orgasm. 
  You let yourself get lost in the rush, bucking your hips more to get closer before coming completely undone. Moaning and gasping as your orgasm came over you. Continuing to ride his face until your body had settled. 
  "T-that's enough Euijoo- go ahead and clean me up baby." Euijoo licked up your juices eagerly, removing his fingers as you let go of his hair. Patting his hair as you come back down from your high. 
  When you felt it was enough, you rested a hand under his chin, making him look up at you. His eyes were sparkling like he had an otherworldly experience. His face still messy and his lips were swollen. 
  "Heh, you're so cute Euijoo. Such a good boy for me aren't you?" 
  "Yes! I'll always be a good boy for you!" You leaned down and kissed him once again. The contact seemed to light him up inside. 
  Well, although you had found him in a compromising position earlier, and he did cum from it- you thought he was deserving of another one. 
   You kissed him again before guiding him onto the bed. Pushing him to lay back and started to pull at his pants. 
  Euijoo felt like he was on fire. Everything was happening so fast. Not only did you touch him, you kissed him, pulled his hair, made him hard, taught him how to eat you out and how wherever this was going. 
  You, his love, his angel, his everything. You were making his wildest dreams come true. Suddenly, all those years of watching and waiting were worth it. 
  His goofy smile remained as you pulled his pants off. Not realizing you had noticed his happy high. Feeling a bit mischievous, you grabbed his hard dick with a firm grip. Making him jump and open his eyes wide. 
  You only let out an innocent giggle as you squeezed a little harder, getting a yelp out of him. "Oh, that's such a pretty noise Euijoo. I wonder how much prettier you'll be when you're fucked stupid." 
   Wasting no more time, you took your hand and spit on it, grabbing his cock and starting to stroke him again. Moving your hand quickly from base to tip, brushing your thumb over his slit, and repeating the process. 
  Euijoo was quickly turned into a gasping and shaking mess. Stuck between wanting to close his eyes and keep them open to watch you. 
  His hips bucked and twitched and you loved the sight of it, soft moans and high gasps leaving his mouth. Watching him fall apart so easily in your hands was pleasing to you. This insane man was nothing but a shy, horny, and admittedly determined man. 
  It didn't take long before he came undone, cumming into your hands. Shaking and breathing heavily. But you weren't finished. You were nowhere near finished with him. 
  Before he could come down completely, your mouth had latched onto the tip of his cock. Taking him into your mouth without a second thought. 
  Licking up his cum from your hand before taking him back into your mouth. Euijoo yelped and whimpered as you worked. He was already sensitive and yet only wanted more. 
  Drowning in the sounds of your mouth, the movement of your tongue, the tightness of your throat. It was all so much. Maybe getting to be too much. 
  Sure he already felt another knot building in his stomach, but he was unable to keep his eyes open, shutting them tightly to stop the tears that wanted to fall. 
  Not quite sure if they were of pain or pleasure but he started to sob and shake as he came again. His cock sprayed almost recklessly and added to the mess as you pulled back. 
  You continued to stroke him but at a much slower pace. Euijoo couldn't think, his body only responding with shivers and mewls. 
  "How are you Euijoo? Do you feel good? Can you cum again? Hm? Just one more for me." You kissed the tears that had run down his face. He nodded. Yes, yes, anything for you Y/n.   
  "Good boy. Tap me if it's too much." And with that, you went back to his cock. Kissing along his belt line, moving to underneath his member, kissing and sucking lightly from base to tip. 
  His legs jerked and his little sounds turned to full-on cries of pleasure. Gasping, moaning, and borderline sobbing and you took him into your mouth once again.
  His back arched and his fingers buried themselves in your sheets. Trying to ground himself in any way. Thrusting his hips up desperately as he chased his high. 
  You wouldn't admit it in any situation but you loved this. This beautiful man, crying, begging, and trying to fuck your mouth to cum one more time, all because you asked him to. He was wrapped around your finger and you didn't even have to try that hard. 
  His head was thrown back, gasping heavily as you could hear him pleading through his tears. "Please, please, mhh, wanna cum please!"
  Just his words and the taste of him were enough for you. More than enough for you. Removing your mouth, you continued to stroke him at a furious pace. 
  "My sweet stupid boy Euijoo. Do you wanna cum? Is that what you want? Want to make me happy?" 
  He only nodded furiously, his body barely staying up as he cried out more pleas but they jumbled together into a tearful and whimper-filled rant. 
  "Go ahead baby, you earned it." With a couple of more strokes, he exploded. Another orgasm rippled through him. Hot strings of cum shot out of his tortured cock, tears ran down his cheeks and his vision became full of stars. 
  Your name fell from his lips on repeat as he came down. His sweet droopy lips and all the lewd words and sounds that came from them were music to your ears.
  A smile stretched onto your lips as you took his hand, stroking your thumb along it to comfort him. He looked so beautiful. His mind clearly fucked out as cum covered his cock, legs, stomach, and your bed sheets. 
  Face flushed, eyes shut, and breathing heavily. You placed kisses along his cheeks, neck, and even on his lips as you praised him. "Good boy Euijoo. You did so well! I'm so proud of you!" 
  You comforted him with your words as you cleaned him up with your earlier discarded towel. Scooting up next to him, you held onto him, cradling him in your chest. 
  Placing kisses on his forehead as you kissed his tears and petted his hair. Whispering praises as he came back to normal. When his arms wrapped around you, you couldn't help but chuckle. 
  How did you go from learning you had a stalker, a yandere possibly, to having him curled up in your arms as you whispered sweet words into his ear…
  What did that mean for the two of you now? Who knew? But you were sure you heard him whisper "thank you" and "I love you Y/n" as he drifted off to sleep. 
  It warmed your heart in a way. Regardless of where you guys ended up, you would cherish this crazy little guy for now.
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Prompt! The turtle of your choice developing a sudden allergy, though he doesn't know what to, and all the rest trying to "help" him figure it out by exposing him to allergens.
Do do do d— OH??? What’s this??
A prompt?? 
*snatches paper*
“Prompt! The turtle of your choice developing a sudden allergy, though he doesn't know what to, and all the rest trying to "help" him figure it out by exposing him to allergens. 
Pt 2: I forgot to add is that the reader or oc is trying to get the others to leave the turtle in question alone”
A/n: ahaaa I seee, now this is interesting. What could it possibly be…? hohohoooo I’m so excited to see this one play out >:)
— Freakout (A Oneshot) 2018 Raph x Reader —
Raphael Hamato. The biggest in his living clan, the strongest, the gentle giant, who never— ever, got sick. Raphael, who played in the mud as a kid, who didn’t develop any concept of germs until Donnie nonchalantly went on a rant about it. 
So when Raphael invincible Hamato let out a sneeze, he didn’t bat an eye. You didnt either, until he sneezed again— and then a third time. 
“Are you okay?” You quirked a brow, setting down your DS to glance at him. He waved you off, “I’m fine, sweettart.” He smiled at your nervous look, “no need to wo—“ he cut himself off, shoving his face in his elbow to sneeze again. 
“Are you sick??” You shifted your knees beneath you for some extra height, a hand reaching to brush his forehead. Normal— thank god. “You don’t feel like you have a fever, so that’s good.” You muttered, fussing over him just how he did when you two were fighting villains. He laughed lightly, a hand lifting to your head as he smoothed down your hair— calming your nerves.
“Maybe I should get Donnie..?” You suggested, and suddenly Raph’s eyes were wide open— looking everywhere but you, blubbering apologies about the situation and how there was no need to bother his genius brother. As you looked closer, however, his eyes seemed to match his red mask, light pink curving around the edges a little more than it was supposed to. 
You shifted uncomfortably, and the thought suddenly occurred to you about his allergy. You began frantically looking around, inspecting the room for any invisible peanuts you may have had. You would have cried if you saw even a Reeces wrapper on your floor. “What are you looking for?” the red clad turtle chuckled, a nervous bite to his tone. “Peanuts.” You said quickly, interrogating your room as you decided to get up, lifting anything that may have been on the ground. “What? Why would those be here? You don’t even like peanuts!” Raph gave an incredulous look, and you whipped around, noting how hoarse he sounded. 
Biting your lip, you mulled over in your head how possible it was that your boyfriend would ask for help if he needed it. “You really think you’re ok? I mean— what if there was an allergen in this room?” You walked over to him, sitting back down on your bed and gently leaning against his shoulder. Raph’s arm gently held you closer, petting your hand with care. “if its re—“ he coughed away from you, then cleared his throat, “if its really bothering you, then we can go see Donnie or Leo.” 
You paused, wondering if your ears were playing tricks on you. “Leo?” Shock hit you as you realized he wasn’t joking. “We’re talking about your brother, right? Leonardo? The one who never takes anything seriously?” The terrapin just laughed, before getting caught in a coughing fit. “Y- er— yeah.” His smile softened, “Leo tends to get really ‘smart’ whenever Im in trouble, it freaks him out. don’t tell him I know, though— its a secret.” He held up a finger to his lips, shooting you a wink. You shook your head knowingly, giving him a kiss on the cheek. “Only for you.” you muttered, pulling him off your bed and to your door, “lets go— I sweat if theres anything in my room that caused this im gonna chuck it to the moon.” 
Raph gave a gentle smile, listening to you rant about him and how sweet he was. He felt warmth seep into his face, getting shy at how much you praised him. He hoped it was nothing serious… his brothers worrying about him always led to trouble. 
Without fail. 
-
As you explained the situation to Donnie, his eyes slowly widened, looking around for a quick moment before ushering you two to the living room, blabbering about how urgent it was you figure this out. You didn’t know why he brought you here, considering the ‘urgency’, but you quickly realized what was going on when he pulled up a PowerPoint, making a few calls.
“Based on past events, it has never been often that our dear Raph-a-La succumbs to sickness.” Donnie ranted, pointing to a graph that he totally didnt keep for all of his brothers in the event a health crisis happens “In the event that it does happen..!” He pointed to the side of the graph, labeled ‘level of pain.’ “Its always something bad.” 
The purple-clad turtle went on to his audience (consisting of all the family members he had rounded up) and as he showed his PowerPoint presentation, you felt Raph shift next to you. 
You looked over, and felt your heart break a little at the sight.
Raph was curled into himself, trying to take as little space as possible on the floor of the projector room. His mouth was crumpled into a wavy line, brows furrowed as his fingers drummed on his arm. Suddenly, you just wanted to know he was okay. You didn’t want to deal with Donatello’s theatrics— or Mikey’s questions, or splinter’s— or Leo’s serious stare towards your boyfriend. You just wanted to cradle Raph’s face in your hands and take all his worries away. 
You raised your hand.
“Yes, Y/n. As his partner you no doubt have questions.” Donnie mused, a hand on his chin. “Guys.. can’t we just focus on getting him better?” You gave a weak smile, hoping to draw attention to how uncomfortable the whole charade made Raph. 
The tech turtle scoffed, “Do you even know me, Y/n?” 
You knit your brows together, your eyes dilating as you silently pleaded for him to wrap it up. “Your ‘puppy dog eyes’ will not work on me.” Donnie rolled his pupils, adding his signature air quotations, “This stuff is important to know! We do this every time Raph is sick and it is mandatory everyone knows what to do in crisis!” 
“Its like uhhhh…” His eyes searched the roof, looking for the word, “Lockdow— no. Fire drill!” He gave a little satisfied smile at the end of his claim— you could see April wince at his use of the relation. You couldn’t agree, but you didn’t want to argue on similes, you wanted to rip into him for making Raph uncomfortable. 
However, because of your respect for Donnie and value for your non-biological kinship with him, you stayed calm. 
“Have you ever wondered if this..” you gestured to his PowerPoint and the gathered family members, “..is the reason you don’t have as many data points on Raph?” 
The snapping turtle seemed to sweat-drop, avoiding his genius brother’s accusing gaze. Splinter piped up from his place on the recliner chair, “Are you suggesting he..?” His voice drifted off, but it was clearly voiced as a question. 
“Only told you guys when he got really sick because you always freak out?” April checked her nails, having been unfazed by the entire thing. “Oh, yeah he does that all the time.” 
Silence.
Ear-bleeding screaming. 
The room had erupted, the family (except you two) all yelling at April and each other. “So all my graphs on him are just inaccurate!?” Donnie shouted while Mikey’s voice overlapped, “He’s been holding it inside this whole time that’s so SAAHAHAHAD—“ 
You watched as the blood drained from Raph’s face. Knitting your brows, you muttered a small apology to him, in which he stiffy replied “Raph’s okay… You only wanted to help..” while you felt bad, your eyes lit up, realizing his symptoms had gone away. He looked in perfect health, despite the small line of tears he had collected.
“Guys oh my god!” 
You yelled over everyone, feeling bad as most of them flinched at the loud noise. “Look!” You pointed at your boyfriend, who was trying his best to believe you knew what you were doing. “His symptoms are gone!” You clarified, and when the family went to crowd him — you stepped in front, wagging your finger. “Eh. eh. eh.“ you half-barked, taking a threatening step forward, pointing to Donnie, “Only him.” 
The purple turtle gave a smug look to his twin, who scoffed like he suddenly didn’t care. “You may be the best at maintaining his allergies, ‘Nardo, but I’m the scientist.” Donnie exclaimed proudly, before turning to you and his brother, dropping his metaphorical mask. He sat next to Raph, and seeing that they were no longer in crisis mode— everyone seemed to gravitate away, Splinter setting up a movie and Mikey challenging April to some game. Leo lingered a little, eventually walking to the kitchen to make something. 
Raph seemed to visibly relax, still fiddling with the edge of his bandana. “Okay,” Donnie said, “Where were you two.” 
“My room.” You spoke up, incredibly relieved that you had cleaned before inviting Raph over— you knew Donnie wouldn’t want the ‘crime scene’ fiddled with. 
You two worked together to find out what had set Raph off, working at a slower pace with the stress of sickness away. Your boy was mostly free to play with his brothers, except for when you two would test a possible allergen. You were there the whole time, even though Raph told you several times you didn’t have to worry. 
Eventually, Donnie noticed white and other dusts slowly falling from a cupboard of yours. He asked, and, upon opening, found a transparent box, different arranges and colors of sediment in little tins— some were spilling everywhere. “What’s this, Y/n?” He showed you the suspicious box, which had clearly been shaken up. “Ah— no!!” You called desperately, noting the containers knocked over and spilled loose. You took the box dejectedly, “My friend got me this.. its samples from different terrestrial planets..” 
Donnie furrowed his brow, noting the labels on the different sections. “And a few moons I see…” he noted, squinting at earth’s moon dust. “Would you mind it I took this to my lab?” 
“Wait— You don’t think..?” You half laughed, before looking to the fan you had in the corner of your room. “Oh shit.” 
“Ladies and gentlemen,” Donnie announced to the imaginary audience, “I believe… we have our culprit.” 
Upon taking it to the lab, Donnie held the moon dust under a microscope, smiling to himself before stepping back to let you see. Your eyes focused in on the lens, and you saw tiny particles, with sharp, jagged edges. 
“Imagine having that in your sinuses.” Donnie mused, “you see, because of the jagged nature of Moon dust, most people are allergic, and it can cause many symptoms.” He rattled off, waltzing over to Raph to give the good news and perhaps a temporary respiratory medicine.
You, though?
You were just planning. Planning the absolute tear down of your room via vacuum cleaner.
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A/N: HI!!! I took a lil creative liberty.. but hey! Thats what prompts are all about!! >:) I hope you enjoyed, Raph is the bestest boy and as someone who sees him like a big brother, I love writing about him. 
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You ever just get stuck by the silliest au idea and then suddenly its consumed your mind?
Anyway TMNT Princess Bride au
Most characters taken from the 2003 series, but personality of turtles might be closer to Rise series
(I wrote this in the notes of my phone so forgive typos and weird thought process lol)
Casey is buttercup. April is westly (Originally, and what inspired this whole thing. Was that karai was buttercup and Chapman was westley lol)
The turtle bros work for stockman (bishop?) Because he says he has he will help them find their father's killer. A man who has 3 scars along his chin.
Casey just a simple farmer (oh my god. The farm house) with April there to help feed chickens and milk cows and such and such (Would she only say as you wish?? Would she be that submissive? Idk. Maybe she would as long as he promised not to call her babe lol) (LMAO HER PHRASE IS DONT CALL ME BABE INSTEAD OF AS YOU WISH LOLOLOL)
Eventually she goes off to maybe get soem schooling or soemthing. But her ship gets [sunk/destroyed] by the Dread Pirate Krang. April doesn't return and after years Casey believes she died.
Then the local royalty happens to pass by and the princess (karai)(who is told needs to find a husband so she can finally become queen) decides to make Casey her groom.
Casey still in a depressive gloom doesnt do much to reject her.
One day when Casey is out on a run (one of his few joys) he gets kidnapped by 4 demihuman turtles . :D
But then. A stranger begins to follow them. A (wo)man in black
I've mostly been going from 03 inspiration of character. But the turtles might be a little more Rise based.
Leo is inigo foil. The master swordsman. And the banter. "You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you" "you seem a decent fellow. I hate to die" I am not left handed. He Asks april "ever seen a man with 3 scars along his chin?" "Do you ask everyone that question?
Raph is Fezzik . Big. The muscle. (Kind) Mikey doesnt have a direct foil. May have his own individual fight with april or possibly works with raph. The muscle and taunting words and stuff idk
Stockman is arrogant and thinks hes the smartest around. Accepts April's challenge.
Don is there to keep a hold on Casey. (He plays the game a long in his mind that it doenst actually take any posion). Once stockman is dead, Don just asks for th truth about what happen to the rest of his brothers, April tells him they are just knocked out and will be fine. He says he doenst really care about keeping casey as they were just doing it to work with stockman and well he's dead so no point. Bye crazy smart lady and sad prince to be. And he leaves to meet up with his brothers.
Cue april trying to lead casey away and him being like. Oh you're the pirate that killed the love of my life! Blah blah blah so you can shove it babe!
*falling down hill* doooon't caaaaaall me baaaaaaabe! Oh my sweet april ehat have I done!? *throws self down cliff*
They go through the forest (lmao splinter as rous) (not actually but the image is funny)
And Karai and her advisor Oroku Saki meet them and casey begs her to let april go instead of killing her.
April notes that the advisor has 3 scars a long his chin. That's right. Shredder is what's his face and killed splinter. (Sorry splints. You had to die in this au)
April is taken to Bishop who experiments on his death machine. Just doing his job and having fun with his toys.
BUT
shredder shows up when he learns about the demihumans and asks too many questions about the demi humans shes ever encountered. (Theres a small but decent population in the kingdom) but especially that turtles she encountered last. April doesn't care (she does but more concerned about casey) and asks instead about casey and telling him shes never going to stop.
Karai may or may not visit April… idk. But honestly she doesnt really care about marrying casey but she needs to in order to get the crown.
Anyway its shredder who throws a hissy fit and cranks up the machine "killing" april
Meanwhile the turtles have regrouped but leo is super depressed because he failed and now theh have no lead on their father's killer. Brothers eventually pull him out of it.
They hear aprils cry?? They want "the woman in black" to help them??
Idk they go look for her
("Father guide my sword" is SUCH a thing Leo would do and the humor of it hitting the tree then opening the door is peak tmnt.)
Oh no shes dead
Enter miracle max. I mean the ancient one."she is only MOSTLY dead"
Tang shen: "I'm not a witch! I'm your daughter!" (Maybe. This might change)
They all have to push raph on the cart to break into the castle. Hun is the door keeper lol
Leo goes after shredder. Raph is hauling April around. Ikd what mikey and don are doing exactly. Maybe they split off to look for karai and/or casey
Leo: RAPH!! RAAAAPH. HE'S GETTING AWAY! RAPH
Raph: sighs and puts april down carefully and goes knocks down the door for leo. Comes back to everyone gone. "Now whered everybody go??"
April somehow gets to Casey's room. Casey is thrilled.
Karai shows up… idk. Ask why she really is doing this. Is it what she really wants? Or is it just what shredder has convinced her she needs to do (marry become queen go to war and take over other kingdoms)
Karai seems to consider it (maybe) but still cant have her groom just be carted off. April says okay let's fight then. I've taken on demihimans and been dead and came back, you really want to fight?
Karai considers and concedes. They tie her up so it doesnt look like she just wlt them go.
Karai let's them all leave and ends up marrying one of the chamber men[squire/stable boy/man servant] (is that a real term???) Chapman.
Leo don and mikey all catch up and somehow raph went and found them all horses to ride out on. Happily ever after
Cody is the grandson. Hamato yoshi/splinter is the grandfather
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stray-tori · 9 months
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link click s2e01+02 eng dub thoughts
waiting for my friends to wake up for new link click ep so i'm watching the dubbed episodes and ??? holy, the death flash segment has such a different vibe.
well not SO different but yknow... I do hope they didn't write themselves into a corner here...
Dub: "I'm sorry… everything is going to be different now. death isn't something even one of us can change. the best we can do is accept it, so please don't let this be another burden for you to carry." Sub: "It seems... everything is changing... If death cannot be avoided, then it might be better to face it now."
"don't let this become another burden" ???? ToT
Dub!LG was rly like "dude, speak faster- thERES SO MUCH MORE PAIN YOU CAN FIT IN HERE" dshjds-
Also I find the "even one of us can change" bit to be a little off-throwing. Maybe the emphasis is slightly wrong but I didn't process what he meant immediately upon first hearing it. Sounded more like "ONE of us" than "one of US" (i.e. ability).
alejandro's slight stutter when answering about the ability UGH GOLD
Little sad that the flow of red-eyes conversation isn't as good. usually the dub did great with convo flow, but here it seems a little jumpy. "if you dont know where to start, let's start with activation" -> "I can't quite figure it out" (then proceeds to explain how much they alr figured out adhsjds-)
Also the "i need to trust you again" depends heavily on the viewer knowing what red-eyes means there (i.e. the lie of no cops/the dark room plan).
ik that this is in the sub too, but the "but she sees right through you" is still a little weird to me and it's more obvious in dub i think. I thought that what this was going for was a sort of "you may be okay with fooling me, but fooling her (while i'm her) will end badly" kinda deal, but maybe I was wrong? In the dub it just directly sounds like they mean they were only able to tell the lie because they're in QL's body and get some of her memories and feelings (like CXS does, maybe?) - but they actively paid attention to his shaking hands and everything, so I kind of don't think they relied purely on QL.
nooo they keep making red-eyes slightly different. from them assuming the photos and then confirming it through the "does he run here or teleport" moment, instead they just try... to stab her?? i guess?? and then they go "ohh i get it now" which... isn't a huge difference but kind of takes away from their smart thinking.
Going from the reaction -> "oh so I was right! How interesting!" (sub) to -> "teleporting with pictures, talk about a convenient power!"
STOP!! REMOVING!! THEIR THOUGHT PROCESS >:(
"why would I wanna hurt lu guang? he's family to me!" dub out here confirming the marriage, good for them good for them why would they do this to me
"you said the girl is innocent" -> "from what we saw it wasn't the girl" WHAT ABOUT THE BLOOD ALL OVER HER MADE YOU CONCLUDE THAT
Changing the part where CXS calls the murderer "the person who calls themselves my friend" (paraphrased) was a good call, bc that... sure was A Move.
Damn, dub just implied CXS wanted to perma-dive via "Two years... that is more than enough time. i could go back and change everything.". afaik we still don't know if the 12h restriction is bc of lu guang's rules or actually a restriction, so that is... certainly A Move, too. In Sub I felt like it was just desperate and he might have tried even with the 12h windows, but here it rly does sound like he'd just dive for longer? Unless I'm reading the dialog wrong...
"Sorry to disappoint" LOL ICONIC, slight adjustment but based.
"what's with the stuffed animal? not for me, i guess?" LMAO HELP ME- "it's for my daughter, wise guy." PFFT
"and he's already a ghost. he doesn't even have social media. some might say he doesn't exist" o... okay? does dub know more than we do dshjds-
"Breathe, damn it!!" pfft Captain Xiao is trying-
"is he the streetfighter master siwen talked about?" DUB WHAT ARE YOU DOING- i'm p sure this is just about the style, not the person ahhh-
"our backup's gonna be here soon" - "how funny, mine just arrived" While not what I've seen people translate this line as, still a good flow for this moment.
Aight. Some stumbles imo, but maybe they know more than we do and it'll all work out!
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fictionalmenaremytype · 4 months
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The way my Wednesday now starts with watching the new percy jackson episode twice is crazy. Anyways:
!!!!!!!!!!PERCY JACKSON SHOW SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!
IT IS THE WATERPARK EPISODE WOOOOOH!!!
- the opening shot of the first percy pov coming out from the water with the arch and the helicopter...oh he knew he had fucked up.
- Grover and Annabeth being watched by the fates and police was crazy. I love how Grover is worried about the current moment and Annabeth is worried about the future it really reinforces the whole "six steps ahead".
- Percys little "hi" love it after he leaps over the barricade like he's just doing parkour.
- Annabeth hugged him aww but he's so confused...he didn't even hug her back rude.
- "surprise"
- "I think this quest may be harder than we thought" No percy it's harder than you thought.
- "I'm the last person to realise this aren't i" "yeah" yeah you are...you usually are but that's fine.
- HE REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT THE HUG!!! GOOD SIR, YOU ALMOST DIED LIKE THREE TIMES THE THING SHE'S ACTING WEIRD ABOUT IS BECAUSE SHE'S SCARED!! YOU WAS JUST HUNTED FOR SPORT BY A CHIMAERA DUDE OMG.
- the way "Ares! God of Warrrrrr" played in my head bc of the musical
- they pop up from behind the wall awwww
- Ares is low-key kind of cool icl...
- "That's my cousin."
- THE TWITTER FIGHT OMG I LOVE HIM HES SO FUNNY WHAT.
- fuck Gabe dude so rude of him.
- Annabeth is so smart suspecting everyone I love her oh my god!!!
- "there's no fear in you is there?" Annabeth just shakes her head like nope no fear
- Ares I know the story of Kronos eating your family is traumatic but please don't use twelve year olds as your therapists.
"We will push anyone down a flight of stairs to get ahead." That's almost what Percy said at the choosing ceremony when he was picking Annabeth...that seems like too much of a coincidence that Ares would just randomly pick that analogy...
- "like forgot it on the merry-go-round?" I NEED A FANART OF ARES ON THE MERRY-GO-ROUND
- Grover!! BE CAREFUL!
- waterland is terrifying but istg if Disney made a waterland, I'd go so much.
- OMG ANNABETH HAS NEVER SEEN A FILM WHAT
- "we gotta fix that"!!!! OH MY GOD THIS JUST ADDS TO BOTL WHERE PERCY IS WITH RED AND ANNABETB CAME SO THEY COULD GO TO THE CINEMA OMG.
- "maybe he finds them amusing" she's trying to mirror his make a joke to calm a situation from the arch but it just didn't work bless her.
- she's so smart omg. But she gets distracted by how cool it is aww. He's so grumpy haha.
- Ares' laugh just sounds like a panto villain's
- Grover reasoning being a fan of Ares is so cool I really love what they've done with his character in this. If I'm honest Grover was kind of annoying to me when I first read the books but he's one of my favourites in this.
- I love how the episode is titled A God Buys us Cheeseburgers but thay haven't actually eaten a cheese burger.
- Annabeth is just being a nerd and Percy is like omg can we please stay focused. Annabeth finding everything fascinating is perfect.
- OH MY GOD THERES A TWISTER I LOVE TWISTERS
- "Don't you even try and tell me not to be weird about this." "I didn't say anything." "I can feel you thinking it." Percy is definitely going to be wondering if Annabeth can read minds like he can control water.
- Percy being sassy again.
- "WHAT IS LOVE" I cackled oh my god this was the same level of humour as pina colada in the elevator...if you know you know
- THOSE LIGHTS ARE SO PRETTY.
- Hera's silhouette dancing and then baby Hephaestus dancing too
- Percy didn't want to offend Annabeth :(
- Annabeth defending Sally!
- OMG THEY HAVE SO SET THIS UP TO BE A POSSIBLE AMUSEMENT RIDE!!!
- JESUS HEPHAESTUS DO YOU HAVE TO TRY AND KILL PEOPLE OH MY GOD
- I kind of wish we got a clearer shot of what actually happened underwater...can Annabeth not swim?? Or was it just the current??
- "I'm figuring this out as I go" same
- Oooh this is different to the booooks I like it.
- "I hate kids all of them I hate my own kids." Poor Clarisse.
- Ares sounds like that one teacher at school who hates children.
- not Grover and Ares just shutting on Athena lmao. "If she's so smart explain the owl, she talks it all the time...its her best friend." "And me, no owl" he's so annoyed about the owl lmao!!
- ooh Grovers "you found the lightning thief." Really sets up his traitor arc...
- "You're not pushing me into the stairwell again." "Yes I am" this and the consensus song are going to be running jokes you can just tell!
- aww Annabeth would sacrifice you Percy but now she's starting to see you as her friend and its harder now.
- "You're better at this than me but you just are and you know it." Aww
- HE GIVES HER HIS PEN FOR THE SECOND TIME WITH NO TRICKS OMG PERCABETH IS HAPPENING.
- "I need you to promise me something" "I'm not leaving the underworld without your mom." She didn't even hesitate!
- "Thank you...I was gonna say when this quest is done can you maybe swing back here and try to get me outta this thing?" "You think you had to ask?" "Just making sure."
- Annabeth don't cry. It's a bit late to decide its a bad idea.
- "it's okay...I'm okay...I'm-" Ahhhhhhh I'm crying no come on Annabeth you've got this keep it together.
- QUEEN STARTS REVERSING THE COGS OMG.
- Hephaestus go away she's busy.
- why does Hephaestus remind me of Sir Didymus from labyrinth ??
- Annabeth having the revelation that having to work for love isn't normal. Hephaestus seeing that the bond Percabeth have isn't like his and Aphrodite's
- CAN WE TALK AVOUT THE VISUAL EFFECTS OF THE GOLD CREEPING OH MY GOD THATS SO COOL WHAT!
- awwww "You're a good kid annabeth" that's definitely like the only compliment like she's gotten from anyone that isn't Luke or Chiron
- LEAH LOOKS SO SMALL CARRYONG THAT SHIELD!!
- that looks really heavy oh my god.
- "where's our ride?" Proceeds to show a dingy lorry.
- yes Percy you tell Ares who's boss.
- "thank you for the emotional abuse and the Cheeseburgers"
- Grover you detective you're a genius!!!
This episode was so good and I'm so glad we didn't have to the mechanical spiders in Waterland bc they scare me everytime!!!
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i will say something that frustrates me a bit, tom could dominate hollywood like Zendaya and timmy if he chooses too. he's got the skills, hes got the charisma, hes got the looks, and unlike Z who had to work her ass off for where she is today, he's got privilege. if he just go to the right events and make the right connections, and choose the right roles, he could dominate hollywood. of course with roles, there will be hits and misses. i love tom, huge fan of his. he did wonderful with spiderman and uncharted even though people were rooting against, but his charisma and talent won a lot of people over. kid's got potential he just doesnt use it. either because he doesnt want to or doesnt know how to. but it is frustrating as of right now because theres so much potential. the good thing about awards shows and these types of events is that he can meet and talk to some major players in hollywood, he just doesnt want to go, and i get why, he said why but doesnt change things. Timmy uses his star power, and though a bit pretentious and hungry for fame which i dislike, hes (for the most part/ he made poor decisions over the last month or 2) smart. he goes to events, he mingles with people, he chooses to work with powerful and big name directors and you've got to give him that at least. same with JE. and i hate JE literally. hes more pretentious and obnoxious, no charisma but him and his team are super smart. i will give them that at least.
Thanks for your honest thoughts and opinions Anon.
You know, I kind of hear this type of sentiment from many Tom stans quite a lot, and I'm wondering if possibly what's going on here is that SOME of Tom's stans sort of feel like he started off on such a great foot with his earlier indie career, and then with Spider-Man, but then now...Some may feel as though Tom is kind of lagging behind his peers, especially when they see other actors around his same age (even up-and-coming actors) seeming to be "eclipsing" Tom (Dom's favorite word lol 😅) in the Hollywood industry career department.
I can sort of see why SOME of Tom's stans who actually really do love him would like to see him having the same prestige, film roles, or perceived "hype" in Hollywood that they see other young actors getting in the industry.
With all of that said however... I think fans need to take a deep breath, take a step back, and keep in mind first and foremost that the level of fame that Tom has is NOT something that is easy for most people.
Tom was announced as being the next Spider-Man in 2015, and then he was first seen in "Captain America: Civil War" in 2016....then from there he went on to film his OWN solo Spidey film, "Spiderman: HOCO" in 2016....and then, a year later, he was thrust and catapulted into a level of fame that he had never experienced before after his film HOCO came out in 2017.
Tom's popularity and fame has only INCREASED since 2017. Most of that is due to Marvel and being in some of the most highest-grossing blockbuster films in the WORLD, and another part of that is due to Tom's general likability, friendliness, and charismatic nature that just seems to come naturally to him. 😊
I don't even think that fans can really compare Tom's fame level to lesser-known actors, or even to Timothee Chalamet, who JUST recently reached 19 Million followers on Instagram, whereas meanwhile, Tom has 66.3 Million followers on Instagram. I just don't think that's really fair.
Timothee has also had the added benefit of being able to sort of "fly under the radar" somewhat. While Timothee is yes, very popular, has a huge fanbase, and has critical acclaim with tons of award nominations and a few wins under his belt, he also has usually primarily stuck to mostly smaller, indie films throughout most of his career, so Timmy's fame has seen more of slightly gradual increase in fame level, as opposed to becoming WILDLY HUGE overnight, as was the case with Tom.
I've always said that if I were to ever become famous, I would rather be SEMI-famous, and still be able to live a somewhat normal life, do my work, go home, and have a pretty basic lifestyle, vs being MEGA-famous, barely being able to walk out of my front door without being papped or chased by fans, or always being asked for a picture (or sometimes not even asked), and having my life constantly up for discussion. And a "Private life"? What's that?? I would much prefer the former rather than the latter.
I don't think fans realize that fame (especially large amounts of it) can really mess with someone's head. While at the outset it might seem fun, exciting, addictive and even intoxicating at first, fans don't realize that later on down the line, this level of fame can make you feel suffocated after a while. 😔
Many actors (and celebrities just in general) have suffered from anxiety, loneliness, DEPRESSION, paranoia, and worthlessness just simply due to having to deal with massive amounts of fame, hate online, and the constant feeling of their lives being under a microscope. 😔
Based on what Tom (and his dad) has said, to me it almost seems as though he would rather try to live a more normal life, as opposed to getting even MORE increasingly famous. We have to remember that unlike some actors who may have always dreamed of acting or being famous, Tom was sort of thrown into acting due to being spotted by a talent scout. He ended up liking it and just stuck with it, but it's not like he was somebody who was dreaming of being an actor or being famous one day, like some others might.
Dom has even said recently on a podcast that he doesn't even worry about Tom's career in Hollywood... He worries MOST about whether or not his son will have the ability to live a somewhat normal LIFE. To me, that was very telling. 😔
Personally?? I think that overall Tom will be okay. But like you yourself even mentioned, we need to ask ourselves if continuing to be massively famous is something that Tom himself even wants?? 🤔 To me, it seems like Tom has other more important goals in his life that take more priority. Jmho.
While Tom I'm sure enjoys acting, and might even wish to direct films one day, I don't get the impression that he is particularly all that comfortable with the huge fame aspect of it. That can be somewhat daunting for anybody.
I think fans need to have some mercy and grace, and realize that Tom is doing just fine, and he will be okay. 😊 Like you mentioned, he has some privilege in Hollywood that not all people (especially woc) are afforded. I know fans only want Tom to be getting accolades because we all know and see his talent, his potential, and want certain roles for him, or for him to work with certain directors/actors, etc. But we have to ask ourselves: "What does TOM want?" 🤔
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possiblylando · 8 months
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Jojolands Chapter 7 Thoughts
I really liked Jojolands Chapter 7. I'll do this in the same sort of way I do my CSM posts. I probably won't talk about every single chapter in Jojolands but we'll see.
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Jojoland gets the Ultrajump cover this time. Araki has said theres no canon color pallet for these characters but he's just lying to our faces. He is sold on this single Jodio color scheme. this is just how Jodio is colored. I do find it interesting he made Dragona white for some reason. It's one of those weird Araki coloring quirks you don't really see anywhere else. It's happened with Pucci and Avdol before and as pointed out by someone else on twitter, This is just how Araki colors these spreads. He uses a single skin color for every character. Still odd. Usagi's color pallet is basically a perfect Mirror of Idubbbz's Green "Dude" character. With each chapter we get slowly closer to pink Usagi.
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We get the Jojolands emblem which I rather like.
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Jodio's pose is still pretty dumb. I get that it's him being arrested but like- Cmon. I know for a FACT araki could've come up with something more interesting. I guess it's not that out of place for Jojo's main poses. Jotaro just pointed and grabbed his hat. Notably Jodio still has some sort of writing in this hood. I can't really make out what it says still however.
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Continuing through the Cat ambush we get more information on November Rain. It's effective range is directly around Jodio with it's maximum range sitting somewhere below 7 Meters. Additionally November Rain does THIS
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Which is is sorta akin to my previous theory about how it worked. It seems to have a certain amount of gravity control. However it may not be directly under it as I previously predicted but instead it's able to control the gravity of it's rain drops. So the Cats are 100% Rock Animals or some other concept for weird animals Araki is gonna reveal in the coming chapters.
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Given that these cats all share the same ability to turn their hair into wires it seems reasonable to assume they're the same sort of species and this is just an ability they possess. However we've seen that some animals develop the same stands with the rats in part 4. Both of which are able to develop the stand Ratt. And then of course MY BOY RETURNS
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Usagi continues to prove he's the best character in this part.
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He manages to prove in just a few pages that he has an insanely high deductive reasoning skill. He was able to figure out what the Lava Rock did, Then he acted on it to win the fight. The other characters may see Usagi as a Greenhorn idiot but he's undeniably really smart. This also goes to show how dangerous the Lava Rock is. It's able to attract things of value which are inside a person or animal. It likely has a threshold on the value of objects it attracts. But we could end up with a disgustingly strong object which is able to attract organs out of people's bodies.
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So Jodio's line of thinking is interesting here. It implies one of two things. 1. The cats were already stalking Rohan in search of the Lava rock 2. The cats were sent by someone searching for the Lava Rock They could very much be set up for the main antagonist(s) of this part. Possible being another antagonist group instead of just a single one. It seems like Araki is taking the criticism of Part 8 to heart and is going to be giving us our main antagonist sooner rather than later. However we've already been set up with a Traitor among the main crew who could easily end up being the main antagonist. The cats could just be setting up a minor Antagonist or Group and not the main one. Good chapter.
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snow-system-wol · 4 months
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S'ria finally gets to learn about himself -- even if it's uncomfortable that it was through someone else. (Partway through the first Gyr Abania visit. Does reference S'ria Snippets Ch 12 events.)
warnings: nothing specific, but memory loss and cultural identity weirdness. theres a snake
Ao3
It'd gotten back to S'ria eventually – subtly at first, the obvious rumor mill whispering in his vicinity. Several of the people at camp started looking at him differently.
There'd been awe from some of them before, the usual response his reputation seemed to elicit. There was something new there, now – those that had seemed a bit jaded to his presence now looked a bit…softer towards him? And those that were previously too intimidated by the Warrior of Light title to speak with him suddenly found the courage and comfort to do so. He appreciated both the kindness and the willingness to treat him a bit more like a normal person, but it just left him confused.
S'ria honestly had no idea what had happened for such an overnight shift.
His first real clue was someone calling him “brother”, same as she referred to the other members of the Resistance. The only other person among them that got that treatment was Lyse.
His second clue was that Alisaie and Lyse had both been acting strange ever since he'd passed out in the desert yesterday (which he was, quite frankly, still embarrassed about). He could understand them perhaps being overbearing or concerned or even dubious of his health. This was something else though. S'ria had suffered enough lapses in his memory to wonder if there'd been more that, something he'd missed happening. Usually it was battles that disappeared from recall, but occasionally other things caused it too.
S'ria didn't need the benefit of a third clue, because J’tandhaa came right out and said it.
It might've happened sooner, if he'd had a prior reason to speak with her. As things were, her wares and his interests didn't much align – but he had dropped by purely on a favor for someone else. She leaned over, conspiratorially, and quietly said that she wanted to let him know something. Purely as a courtesy among fellow survivors. He didn't have time to question what that meant before she continued.
“Your friend, the young girl – she's been asking some prying questions about your past. She's likely figured out that your tribe used to be here from context, and I think other parts of camp have heard it on the wind as well.”
Your tribe used to be here? S'ria had a different question for almost every single word in that phrase, and the very first was perhaps why she seemed to think he'd understand what was being said. His voice came out high and stressed, managing to crack multiple times on just a few syllables. “Pardon? She what?”
The look J’tandhaa gave him was sympathetic, almost unbearably so. “She pointed out the exact location on the map – whatever…reaction you may have had to passing by your home must've been worrying to them, for her to start asking around.” 
S'ria placed both hands on the counter, as slowly and gently as he could to avoid slamming them into the surface instead, and stared down at the wood. “I don't know what you are talking about.”
She started to respond and her voice quickly tripped from the start of annoyance at his response to genuine uncertainty. “You're an S Tribe boy, aren't you?”
“It's in my name.” S'ria knew she wanted a better answer than that, but he was having a hard time understanding what the question meant. He could only hope that the bland half-dissociated response didn't come out sounding fully impertinent.
“I thought… aren't you a real member, not just from one of those city-seeking families that still claim the name for their own – if you don't want to answer, just say so instead of getting smart with me.”
S'ria could almost laugh. That was why so many people suddenly started treating him differently? Because they had this false hope that he was really one of them, that he belonged here? The want for the vaunted hero of the realm to be someone just like them? That misunderstanding was cruel for everyone involved.
Except… S'ria couldn't say for certain that it actually was a misunderstanding. Nothing was disproving it. He was fairly certain his name had always been S'ria. He'd allegedly not been in Limsa Lominsa before Jacke found him, when they were both teens. He didn't know who his parents were, couldn't remember anything before the Rogue's. And, most damningly perhaps – even if he didn't remember what had happened out in the hills, it was increasingly clear that he'd missed something important again.
It…sounded more plausible the longer he thought about it. He had over a decade unaccounted for, almost anything could've happened. It was also nearly impossible to consider, though. S'ria had long since given up on trying to recover his past – and had always harboured doubts as to whether that was a good idea in the first place. But here, there was suddenly a tempting answer to pursue.
It took most of S'ria's courage to push forward into the unknown.
“I don't know.” He wished he was no longer standing, the way his legs shook to admit that. “I wish I could give you a better answer. But I don't remember.”
J’tandhaa didn't immediately respond, lapsing into something that S'ria didn't know how to interpret. He was fairly certain that she hadn't wanted this complicated of a conversation and that maybe he should walk away now.
He was stopped by her speaking up again. “I have an idea. Might not work but it's an idea. Let me get someone to tend the wares and then I'll meet you at the south entrance.”
She took off immediately and S'ria was left to meander towards the meeting point and wonder if he should've tried to stop her first. Somehow, out of all that had happened, this was one of the most terrifying moments he'd experienced lately.
They were barely a few dozen steps out of the Reach when S'ria stopped and turned to her with a look of horrified realization.
“You – you aren't taking me back to that spot, are you?”
She shook her head and the fear immediately dropped from his face. “No. Though the fact that you seemed immediately scared of going back to the remains feels like it should already be an answer for you.”
S'ria was completely at a loss for how to respond to that and, after a few moments of silence, J’tandhaa began walking again. She assured him that they likely wouldn't need to go far at all.
She paused once more to ask him, suspiciously, if he had any sort of phobias of creatures or critters. S'ria responded with a somewhat baffled no.
They wove past beasts and kept an ear out for patrols, all while she kept her attention firmly fixed towards the ground. She seemed to be getting a bit frustrated. S'ria was about to ask what she was even looking for and if he could help – and then she made an excited noise and immediately dove down to plunge her hands into a thicket of dry grass.
“S'ria, come down here and look at this.”
He dropped into a crouch by her, a touch nervously. Perhaps it was warranted, because she immediately turned around and lifted a snake up to him.
Now, S'ria wasn't at all scared of snakes, and there was nothing particularly threatening about this one – striped with thin white bands on black scales, barely the length of his arm. Despite that, he still felt an immediate jolt of fear – moving from a crouch to gracefully landing on his ass in his haste to put some distance between himself and the snake.
J’tandhaa chuckled, not unkindly. “Wrong snake, friend. This one's black with white bands – the one that'll kill you is white with black bands.” Her expression grew more serious, face softer. She put the snake back into the grass and reached out a hand to help S'ria to his feet. “A child wouldn't much know the difference, better for your mother to beg you to avoid any snakes with those color stripes. Aye, you wouldn't flinch if you didn't have the instinct to be afraid.” She patted S'ria on the back, heedless of the fact that he looked like he might easily keel over. “Welcome home.”
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the-gayest-sky-kid · 9 months
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for blorbo bingo I desire your opinion on gay clown nikolai, liddol guy mika, and/or babygirl genius architect kaveh <3
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he was having a girl moment
unfortunately. his silly swag caught up to me and before i knew it i was excited when u started liking him dhdhshaj
ywah
understandable i think. he'd let me maybe
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MY SON MY BABY. i can fix him. and by that i mean he can stay in my teapot and i can work out a custody arrangement. or hand him over to kaveh
mikas got like a lot of problems that i think everyone like. overlooks. he doesn't want to be a burden more than anything, and is seemingly terrible at saying no to people. him and noelle are plenty similar in this regard, the only difference being that mika is a member of the knights already. he's not just socially awkward, but cares about the reputations of the superiors he represents. he's not just shy, but is terrified of making himself a burden to others. in almost every voiceline he has he says something like 'i wont drag you down' or 'ill take some weight off your shoulders'. in his wounded voicelines he says he'll be fine or alright. in his gift 3 he says he'll finish eating the disgusting food because you went through the trouble of making it for him. in his about mika V he says he's fine with whatever anyone thinks of him.... AS LONG AS HE'S NOT CAUSING TROUBLE FOR ANYONE. mika is also an incredibly intelligent man! hes the ONLY person who can use the mapmaking gadget he has with ease. why? because, and i quote, "This function can greatly improve the accuracy of a map, but regrettably, everything else — including the statistical information and calculations regarding the terrain in question — has to be computed in the user's mind". Mika is constantly doing mental calculations to use this gadget, and he's the ONLY surveyor who can. Also
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his issues regarding wanting to be completely confident in what he says lest they reflect badly on varka and eula are sooo me fr fr
mika my son boy
i cant live normally now that i know abt him. i cant look at him the same. hes not just the nerdy sounding little german boy hes a guy to me
theres so much lost potential in not having him in more stuff. just like heizou mika needs more events. i honestly thought he'd be a focus in weinlesefest because thats where he was introduced but???? they didn't??? it makes me so fucking angry. also i want expanded venti mika friendship
preemptively
:))))))))
HES SO UNDERRATED AND THERES NOT ENOUGH OF HIM GHHH BITING YOU
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why does everyone think that he's like. the dumb one. he's literally equally smart as haitham, and is stated to have the closest understanding of true wisdom. in NAHIDAS WORDS. they also dont understand his mommy issues. his father may have died but he lost his mother that day too. and he'll never have her back. hes was doing the emotional labor in that relationship and then she left him!!!! she started a new life in fontaine!!!! her last bit of family, her son, wasn't able to make her happy anymore. was he not enough? do you understand
its less they dropped the ball of kaveh and more they dropped the ball on haitham. which fucks it up for kaveh. if haitham is always right when we see him then we dont see how kaveh reflects and improves him. and if kaveh always loses then of course he seems dumb :/
kaveh 💕💕💕
i can. i can do it watch me
hes literally gorgeous???? stunning???
its less that I hate him and more that im so concerned for him. i fundamentally can't understand why he'd pour his all into the palace of alcazarzaray despite everything else. id kill him for that. which is why hes so fucking well written
you understand
see: point about haitham
stares at you. stares at you. stares at you.
MORE KAVEH NOW. HIS INTERACTIONS ARE SO INTERESTING AND I NEED MORE OF IT ‼️‼️‼️
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khalixascorner · 1 year
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Debt Paid in Soul Epilogue 1
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For the first day of Christmas, this author gave to thee: One Epiiiiilooogguuueee ~
Summary: Tony fully intends to go to the Parker residence simply to claim his latest acquisition, one Peter Parker. When he finds out Peter is in fact his soul mate, things change in ways Tony couldn't have planned or expected. Not that he's complaining. Instead of just another worker for his clubs, he found a smart sexy omega that he's going to keep for the rest of their lives. This is an omegaverse hybrid mob au with a different bingo prompt per chapter.
Tags: Mafia AU, Mob Boss Tony Stark, Soul Bond, Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Hybrid AU, Serval Peter, Black Tiger Tony, Dub-con first time, Soulbonds made them do it, Lots of spice and smut, Some fluff too, Dark Tony Stark, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Intersex Omegas, Tony is not a nice person, except to Peter, mention of sex work, Human Trafficking, In that tony makes people pay off debt while working for him, and some of those people work in sex clubs, Size Difference, Tiny Peter, Large Tony, Mild milk kink, Breeding Kink, Dom/sub Undertones, stuffing kink, Size Kink, Tony loves how huge his cock is and making Peter take it, Nipple Play, I don't know, theres lots of omegaverse typical sex tropes, eventual kidnapping and rescue,mild angst but always with a happy ending
Read on AO3 Here Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5
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The pregnancy was difficult for Peter, and Tony hovered constantly as they dealt with complications that arose left and right. Tony hired specialist after specialist to ensure his mate got the medical attention he needed, especially when they found out he was carrying a full litter of three. As Peter grew bigger, Tony was amazed that his tiny mate managed to hold their kits inside him, but he also worried because the omega serval’s small body was not made to carry so much, and bedrest seemed unavoidable.
In the end though, it all worked out fine. The kits came a bit early but they were healthy and Peter bounced back quickly. One of the three kittens was a black tiger like Tony and was much bigger than his two younger siblings, which was what had put so much stress on Peter’s system.
It was worth it though, seeing his mate cuddled up on their bed with their kits tucked safely around him, purring away in their mother’s presence.
“You’re so amazing,” Tony whispered, climbing in behind Peter and spooning the smaller omega. “You brought our kits into this world, and look how perfect they are.”
“You say that now, but just wait till they’re older,” Peter murmured back sleepily. “They’re going to be trouble. Mother’s intuition.”
“That’s ok. We can handle trouble,” Tony promised, nipping at Peter’s neck. As he did, he caught a whiff of sorrow on his mate’s scent. “I’m sorry, kitten. I know you wished May could be a part of this.”
Peter stiffened, then shuddered and carefully rolled so he could bury his face into Tony’s chest.
“I just, this should be a happy time, and I am happy,” Peter cried softly. “But I wanted her to be here too.”
“I know, and I’m sorry. Maybe she’ll come around,” Tony offered, though he knew it was a lie.
May had tried to get the courts involved again, so he had sent Nat to handle it. The beta would never cause them trouble again. Nat was the only one that knew though, and she had covered her tracks thoroughly. Even if May’s body were ever found, it would simply look like she had gone off the rails and overdosed on drugs.
Peter would be heartbroken, of course, but Tony had warned her what would happen. He would do anything for his family.
“I just, I thought she would understand,” Peter said, oblivious to the darker turn Tony’s thoughts had taken. “She- she always said I was like the kits she couldn’t have, and then she turned around and told me I couldn’t be pregnant with ours. Just look at them. They’re so precious, and yet she acted like we should have-”
“Shhhh, it’s ok, omega,” Tony interrupted, purring softly to soothe his mate as his tail wrapped around the omega. “The kits are fine, and you’re fine and nothing is going to happen to any of you. You have my word.”
Peter nodded, though his ears still drooped. Tony didn’t let up, nuzzling and nipping at his mate until Peter was putty in his arms.
“Rest now,” Tony said firmly. “The kits will need your attention soon enough and you aren’t fully healed yet.”
“Yes, alpha,” Peter murmured sleepily, rolling back over to curl around their children.
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As the kits grew, their personalities grew too, and Tony took great pride in them. James was an alpha black tiger like him, and from the time he could walk, he followed Tony around when he was home. When his alpha father wasn’t home, he hovered over his omega mother and siblings, growling at anyone who made them cry. Bucky and Tony encouraged the behavior, much to Peter’s exasperation.
The omega twins, Ben and Harley, were a pair of mischief makers that had none of their mother’s gentle calmness. Peter just sighed anytime there was a crash or screech in another room, because ten times out of ten, it was the twins. James kept them from getting hurt but didn’t save any of the hapless victims that fell into their traps. Only Peter and Tony were safe from their machinations, as they loved their mother too much to hurt him while respecting Tony’s place as alpha.
“I really wish you’d have a talk with them,” Peter groused as he deconstructed yet another trap their 5 year olds had put together. “It was cute when they were only two or three, and it was marbles on the floor or strategically placed legos as caltrops, but this is a bit much.”
Tony wondered if Peter wasn’t right. Their kits had all inherited their intelligence from both of them, and it showed in the elaborate glitter bomb rigged to fridge. Peter had been lucky to catch sight of the trigger before pulling it open.
“I’ll give them a room or something,” Tony said instead. In their line of work, he didn’t want to discourage defensive capabilities after all. “Somewhere to practice and then make everyone use it as training.”
“Not in the house,” Peter said firmly. “Put it on a different floor or something. I don’t want them to ‘forget’ which room was ok.”
“Of course,” Tony agreed, already planning which rooms he could add to the training areas for the boys to practice in. He also made a mental note to get them proper lab space so their inventing was supervised. Those pieces were clearly torn from something else, and he dreaded Peter finding the mechanical corpses of whatever appliance they had sacrificed for their craft.
Peter tolerated a lot, especially not having been born into this life, but even he had limits. Taking apart his blenders or toasters just happened to be one of them.
Tony drew back from his thoughts when he realized Peter had stopped moving. The omega’s tail was low and his ears down, and Tony could smell the heavy sorrow floating off of him.
“Hey, what’s wrong?” Tony asked, drawing his mate in. “I promise I’ll talk to them, no more traps in the house.”
“No, I just- where did the time go?” Peter asked, gesturing to the mechanism in his hand. “How are our babies already doing stuff like this? Am I- are we making sure they’re happy? I mean why, why do they even do this? Are they scared and want to make sure they can make things safe?”
“Hey, no,” Tony said firmly. “That’s definitely not the problem. They do this because they’ve got your brain and mine, which is dangerous enough, but they also know that they’ve got their mama to hide behind. And everyone is afraid of their papa, so they can prank whoever they want with impunity.”
“Not everyone,” Peter said with a snort, and Tony smiled as his mate’s scent cleared.
“No, not their brave Oma who yells at me for staying too late at the office and throws pillows at me when he thinks I’m being ridiculous,” Tony agreed. “All of which is healthy for them to see. When they’re older, they’ll have to behave properly, but for now, this isn’t truly hurting anyone. They know where that line is.”
“You mean James knows and rides herd on them,” Peter said with a huff. “Ben and Harley would be wild children without him.”
“I’m sure you’d keep them in line just fine too,” Tony said, leaning down to kiss Peter’s forehead softly. “But this is good. They’re learning to respect the alphas without me having to be the bad guy. James has a good head on his shoulder, just like both of his namesakes.”
“You’re right,” Peter sighed, leaning into Tony’s arms. “I guess I’m just worrying about nothing.”
“That’s alright. I’ll make sure to remind you that everything is fine,” Tony promised. “And that our children will still need you when they’re older too. They’re just spreading their wings a little.”
“It was easier to feel like I was useful when they were tiny and still needed help,” Peter said wryly. “For all that I didn’t have a minute to breathe some days, I knew they needed me. Now, it’s always ‘I don’t need help mom’ or ‘I can do it myself.’ And I know, it's just part of growing up but I miss it. I miss when they were little kits.”
“It’s ok to miss it,” Tony assured him, pulling him in tighter for another hug. “They were awfully cute back then. Now, they’re just little hellions.”
Peter smacked Tony’s arm but still smiled at the alpha as he snuggled back into his arms.
“I- I wish we could have more,” Peter whispered, like it was some shameful secret. “I know I shouldn’t, but I do. Every time I see little kits, I just want more.”
Tony frowned at the tone and pulled back so that he could look at Peter properly.
“Omega, if you want more kits, then we’ll have more kits,” Tony said seriously.
“But, we already have three, and-”
“And we can have as many as you want,” Tony interrupted. “I assure you, I have more than enough to take care of any kits you’re willing to give me. Plus, you know how much I love stuffing you full.”
Tony nipped at their mating mark, and then kissed his way across Peter’s soul mark.
“Aaah Alphaaa,” Peter groaned, and Tony grinned as he picked the omega up.
“Come on, Omega, let’s go practice.”
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gonnatakealittlenap · 2 years
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I think the reason people often ship two straight male characters together (beyond queerbaiting, and fetishization) is because male characters are typically written better. The female love interest is just that, a blank object who's only purpose is to be romanced by the protagonist. If you're lucky she may be a #girlboss and use a weapon or be 'smart', but we're never shown what shes like, what would make us or the character love her.
The best friend on the other hand? We know what he likes, whether his warmth and naivety balances out the hard cynicism of the protagonist, we will see how their friendship formed and how they relied on each other. What forms their bond.
So naturally that bond seems more real, theres more chemistry between friends, who do love each other (because platonic love is a beautiful thing), than between to characters who must kiss because the story says so. It's a pity, because I think showing that platonic love is important, especially when you think about how society already shames men for expressing their emotions in any capacity beyond pretty much anger and horny.
It also doesnt help that people are still starved of good queer rep in many forms of media, with queer relationships and characters remaining in the background or being reduced to stereotypes. While it has vastly improved since the peak of tumblr circa 2012, theres still much to be done. *cough* WLW relationships *cough* nonbinary and trans characters even being seen *cough* literally anything beyond two cis white guys *cough* but yeah, thats just my thoughts.
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yeahiwasintheshit · 2 years
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watched that movie, Men, that came out this year, by alex garland and man, it was a wild crazy movie. its definitely a movie that will keep you captivated, esp the last third when it really goes off the rails.
tho the early parts of the move has those lulls in it where not much is going on and you can find your mind sort of wandering off, but then you really find yourself engrossed in whats happening. i was def literally on the edge of my seat for many scenes, cause alex garland really expertly crafted this icky sense of foreboding and dread. you are experiencing all these weird little creepy moments with the main character, harper, played by jessie buckley, who is really great.
i dont really want to say much about the plot in case it ruins it for anyone, eventho the plot is fairly simple, but essentially its about a woman whos gone thru a tragic experience, which still haunts her, and either as a result of that tragedy or not, she decides to rent an old old house in the english countryside, where... really creepy things start happening to her. i think id categorize this as a horror movie, but theres so much more to it than just one kind of genre. it is without a doubt a hair raiser. the hair literally stood on end for me in quite a few scenes in the early part of the movie where the threat was just starting to build.
its shot so so beautifully. garland gives the idyllic english landscapes this really creepy vibe. i noticed, more so at the beginning, (i didnt notice towards the end) that he shot a lot of scenes with a vignette on the lens, so many of those scenes at the beginning, esp along the abandoned train track and tunnel have this unnerving sense that you are watching the main character, harper, thru the eyes of whatever the threat is. kind of, pov of the serial killer a little. at least thats how it felt to me.
technically, this is so so good. from lighting to editing to even the depth of field it all helps build this claustrophobic feel to many scenes. garland even uses a couple shots that were very kubrick like. like, idk man, when you are like following a character and they are dead center in the frame and the camera is moving along behind them, it always feels creepy because of kubrick. of course the music and sound track help to build it too. its really unnerving when they use jessie buckleys voice and echo. it helps really ratchet up the tension.
man, i really want to talk about the last third because thats where it really took a wild left turn into weird body horror and its just crazy. one scene where harper finally uses the knife through the mail slot, i literally was making guttural gasps, it was gross and fantastic and weird. and thats not even the wildest part of it all lol its just so weird and crazy and gross. it was literally wtf (one minor criticism might be that all that weird shit doesnt quite seem to have a whole lot to do with all the other plot elements that preceded it... or maybe it did and i just am not smart enough to put it together. idk, either way, it wasnt enough to ruin the movie, and tbh all that crazy shit enhanced it somewhat, eventho i didnt know what the fuck was going on)
needless to say, def watch it if youre in the mood for some creepy weird gross folk-y horror. i think i have my own ideas of what garland was going for, cause like i said i def was a little unsure what was happening at the end. like i kinda thought this may all be in her head, but they make sure to show that it may not have been. that it may have all been real. idk. its all sort of left to the viewer to decide what happened, which i generally like. i dont particularly like movies that spell things out so clearly. and there is not a lot of clarity to what is and what isnt happening at the end. which im ok with.
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