#‘yummy chocolate 😻‼️’

[rewritingcanon]

someone needs to make a fanfic where instead of standing to the side and sulking albus just decides to go full on in with his efforts for scorpius.

Homie would be throwing pianos on people fr

WAIT WAIT i need to say something and idk how it’ll be received amongst the masses but I NEED TO SAY IT

albus pov fanfics >> scorp pov fanfics

whyyyy do you ask? because of the 👏gold👏tier👏PINING👏 i want to see that boy sufferrrrr in his feelings. i want this guy to be screaming crying ripping his hair out. put this boy in the trenches and i will gobble that shit up. and i seriously genuinely dont want it to be scorpius because i honestly think scorpius is too swaggy to be as fucking crazy as albus would be LET ME TELL YOU.

albus with his crippling ego stopping him from actively pursuing scorpius more but the fucking second resident-hogwarts-icon polly chapman and her gang of gossips and side bitches start noticing scorpius albus stops fucking around fr. the fucking notebooks are coming out. he’s drawing up plans and shit (they’re all pretty bad because all of albus’ braincells literally come from scorp and rose who he can’t use). he’s getting together an elite squad (his crusty siblings). he’s doing the fucking RESEARCH (reading jane austen and trying to understand how to seduce someone). he’s ringing up his mama and getting her to send tutorials to him on how to bat-bogey a motherfucker so when he sees those grade-A-menaces pulling up on scorpius it is ON SIGHT.

plus he’s a fucking fourteen year old like what kind of gay confidence-crippled fourteen year old in love with their bsf is not going to be delulu?

#and ​scorpius would have loved him back the entire time he’s just too unaware of himself to even notice. his brain is a constant loop of: #‘​la dee da dee da la la’ #‘yummy chocolate 😻‼️’ #‘oh look theres albus! ☺️ he looks very cute ! …. anyways!’ #he may seem smart but theres not a thought there… #scorpius is the most ass at processing his feelings. no way on this earth he is realising be4 albus that he’s in love with him #anyways thats my rant. albus povs just better #i see the tag ‘albus pov’ and i click no debate in my mind #harry potter #hp #hpcc #cursed child #scorpius malfoy #rose granger weasley #polly chapman #hp next generation #hp nextgen #albus severus potter #scorbus #albus potter #hpng #hp next gen #rewriting #ask #anon #they dont even need to be awky 14yr olds. the angst is even more superior when theyre adults and albus is yearning for him in more realistic #—and heartbreaking way like. nobel prize shit right there.