#he is so dumb

[phoenixkaptain]

My favourite part of MDZS is how cool Wei Wuxian is.

Like, we don’t talk enough about how cool he is. He performs Empathy three times. His ability to use a flute is so powerful, the song doesn’t even have to sound good for it to work. He brought a dead guy back to life (kinda sorta).

But especially, I love how Wei Wuxian treats ghosts and corpses! Wei Wuxian just hangs out with corpses, for FUN!! He scares away low-level corpses just by existing! He hears the voices of the dead to the point that he can’t enter a place too full of resentment without getting a headache from the constant chatter.

I also really like the Extra where Wei Wuxian is just like “Well, the ghost will go away when he’s done screaming. I’m not worried about it.” And he just leaves a screaming ghost at some guy’s house so the ghost can move on peacefully (as peacefully as is possible when one moves on by screaming).

I love all of this so much because Wei Wuxian is constantly saying that people have too high of expectations of him. Xue Yang telling him to put Xiao Xingchen’s soul back together is just one example of this. Someone will tell Wei Wuxian to do something and he’ll be like “How powerful do you think I am?!” And it’s like… Wei Wuxian, you spent six hours hanging onto a cursed sword in the Xuanwu’s mouth, you survived three months in the Burial Mounds and then returned to make it into a semi-livable place, you killed at least a thousand people that one time, and you came back from the dead, just to name a few.

Wei Wuxian is so strong. He’s so cool. He is terrifying. He is unstoppable and unflappable if only because he gets over his embarrassment in about fifteen seconds! He just rolls with it! He rolls with anything that happens! He remains Shocked and Apalled by Lan Zhan’s behaviour for all of five minutes before basically going “lol okay”! He told Lan Zhan that he wanted to sleep with him in front of Lan Xichen, Jin Ling, a handful of Jin disciples, and the literal bad guy of the novel!!!

(I’ll never get over that scene. It is so funny.

WWX: “I need to say something, it can’t wait.”

JGY: “Then just say it right now as you are.” (Referring to the fact that Wei Wuxian has a wire wrapped around his throat that can kill him in seconds)

WWX: “Good point! Lan Zhan, we should’ve fucked.”

This scene is so fucking funny, I will absolutely never get over it)

I love powerful protagonists and honestly, Wei Wuxian is at the top of the list when it comes to overpowered protagonists. The only thing that phases him is dogs, and even then, he himself admits that he can get used to their presence as long as they aren’t barking.

TLDR: Wei Wuxian is so powerful and I totally get why Lan Zhan fell for him.

#wei wuxian #wei ying #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #wangxian #the inane ramblings of a madman #i love wwx #he is the bestest boy #he is so dumb #the part where lxc and jgy #are judging him for not getting how much lwj likes him #and he just keeps saying ‘no wait explain this to me???’ #lxc: good lord my in law is as dumb as a brick #jgy: good lord wwx is worse than huaisang to explain things to #it always makes me laugh #especially the part where lan xichen and jin ling #sit off in the corner #carefully not looking at wwx and lwj #i like to think they awkwardly talked about the weather #long post

[ohnoitspheo]

Meet Kudos the Kobold! 🦎🍳🔥

I finally managed to wiggle my way into a Dungeons and Dragons group and I wanted to play a little guy!

Hopefully a lot of fun shenanigans ensue.

#dnd #kobold #dungeons and dragons #sorceror #wild magic sorceror #kobold sorceror #I love him #he is so dumb #kudos the kobold

[thewisestdino]

can I ask for lionblaze for the anthro request or any of the three sibs? Thank u in advance and it's totes ok if not :3 hope u have a good one!

FINAL BROTHER! went for peak jock

#lionblaze #warriors #warrior cats #anthro warrior cats #my art #fanart #i cannot hammer in how stupid this man is #he is so dumb #if you shake his brain it rattles

[agneswarda]

has this been done yet

#probably yes :'D #but #he is my fav #he is so dumb #and i seem to be moronsexual :') #sir pentious #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel sir pentious #sir pentious hazbin hotel #welcome to heaven #a24 #hazbin #kawaii #awww #handsome #cute #funny #lol #jokes #haha

[eluminium]

impulse dies to peer pressure, a tale as old as time

#impulsesv #hermitcraft s10 #hermitcraft s10 spoilers #dose of impulse #why he do that #he is so dumb #my baby boy why did you just jump on like that

[kayunivy]

HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM

#he is so dumb #kaito is everything to me #i love him so muuuuuch #my babygirl #kaito kuroba #kaito kid #magic kaito #dcmk #detective conan #meitantei conan #case closed #名探偵コナン #まじっく快斗 #怪盗キッド #黒羽 快斗

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 1 #short fuse #he is so dumb #columbimbo just knocks over anything and everything. doesnt matter if it's a rare 13th century artifact or his own glass

[prosperowrites]

Kale: Whoever is tearing through our security forces must be some kind of tactical genius.

Chai: Mm, gutarr :)

#hi fi rush #chai #kale vandelay #he is so dumb #god bless him

[0the-anomaly-system0]

us when the we want to have a day where the host gets a damn break the ENTIRE DAY but we know his boyfriend would really miss him :(

#i think we'll give him the day though #he deserves it #he is so dumb #👤 #actually did #did system #did osdd #endos dni #did alter #dissociative system #dissociative identity disorder #did #plural community #traumagenic system #osdd system #actually osdd

[as-i-watch]

Said the man that took a night stroll and ended up killing a magistrate and becoming a wanted criminal...

#he is so dumb #one piece #as i watch one piece #one piece zoro #roronoa zoro #wano arc

[nico00235]

HE HAS A FUCKING GLOWING STICK THAT USES AS THE ORIGINAL STAFF BUT HE IS TOO DUMB TO USE IT AS WEAPON

Also just wanted to add him more things like bracelets, collars and neon stuff bc, neon is his thing

I'm in love with him btw

#porty clone #porty mk #mk clones #lego monkie kid #he is so dumb #he needed more accessories

[arsont-t]

Mmmm he should be named Albert, a mix between Alex and Gilbert. What a sweet man he is

#bioshock #bioshock 2 #gilbert alexander #alex the great #rapture #sofia lamb #he is so dumb #choas #fishman #no thoughts head empty #my art #perception check #big daddy #he is the little mermaid #yi suchong

[correctdndadsquotes]

Link: Oh, man. That worked on me all the time. My dad literally just did that to me all day. It always worked.

#dndads #correct dndads quotes #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #Lincoln li wilson #shit lincoln li wilson says #he is so dumb #shit matt arnold says #matt arnold #s2 ep32 #scam

[false-guinevere]

Arthur: *ignores Merlin when he straight up tells him that Guinevere and Lancelot will fall in love and have an affair and marries Guinevere anyway*

*Guinevere and Lancelot fall in love and have an affair*

Arthur:

#he is so dumb #I’ll be like: ‘I love arthur’ #and then I’ll read him in a tex and immediately want to explode him with my mind #le morte reread #I guess #King Arthur #Arthuriana

[bartyslut]

regulus: do u like cigarette after sex?

james: oh no i don't really smoke, but i won't mind if you do, i just don't-

regulus: i meant the band...

james:

james: well-

#marauders #harry potter #fanfic #marauders fandom #incorrect marauders textposts #marauders era #regulus black #james potter #relationship #sirius black #himbo james #he is so dumb #he is so cute #cigarette after sex #regulus loves james #but he loves the band so much #they both haven't even kissed

[dreamsb0u]

friendos being silly-

I genuinely love them so much aaa-

The besties

#HE IS SO DUMB #IF YOU SHOOK HIM AROUND ALL YOUD HEAR IN HIS SKULL WOULD BE A MARBLE #cur asks #cur #hound cross #answered asks #omega!cross