le morte d'arthur book I: the epic coming of age tale of the mythical king arthur, with some silly wizard pranks sprinkled in
le morte d'arthur book ii: sir balin's terrible horrible no good very bad masculinity torment nexus of unfathomable horrors
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A super late entry for 'Monstrous', featuring Gaheris and Morgause, based on Mucha's 'Medee'
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polyamory and bisexuality could have saved camelot
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There's two things a knight should serve
His heart on a silver platter to the maiden that never loved him back
Cunt.
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sir gawain was but a beardless youth when he beheaded the green knight…. verily he shouldve been at the clubbe….
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fun fact there were at least two people named lancelot recorded in the 1292 paris census so I think we know what the 13th century equivalent of naming your kid sasuke was
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arthur king of reacting to normal situations normally
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hello. i was wondering sumn. what makes a knight of camelot ~A Knight of Camelot~? there are so many of them and they’re all different but do they have characteristics in common that are found in the average Famous Knight of Camelot and that when you see you think “ah yes that is very arthurian of them”. i hope my question is not a bother to you and too confusing.
Hi! Like every other answer I ever give, it’s highly dependent on the text.
In the Mabinogion, Arthur’s best knights tend to have special abilities, even magical powers. We all remember Kai’s fun list of attributes.
But generally speaking, fame in Camelot comes from 3 things:
Every successful knight is hot. I don’t make the rules.
They have to be good at beating the snot out of other guys. Obviously.
Branding. I’m so serious.
My basis for this comes from the Vulgate descriptions of the Orkney Bros. Specifically, Gaheriet/Gaheris. Not because he’s famous, but because he isn’t.
It’s no accident that Gaheris never makes it to the big screen the way his brothers do. He is, by design, basic. The quintessential middle child. He doesn’t have a Special Trait (such as Gawain’s courtesy or reputation as a ladies man or noontime powers etc.) and that makes Gaheris forgettable. To be a famous knight, you gotta put your whole pussy into it, in front of a live studio audience, or you won’t be famous no matter how good you are. Makes sense when you think about it!
Not sure if that answers your question, but that’s what I got. Take care. :^)
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arthurian dashboard simulation
🦌 jovesganymede
lancelot kind of homophobic for killing that giant just for keeping knights in a dungeon to whip. or jealous
🧅 villeinous
morgan le fay needs to stop trying to fuck her way about the table round and come to my hamlet. out of the way chastityboy i’m about to get it
🧅 villeinous
jesu i have been trapped for a year to be drained with diabolic sex
🐗 hungryserf
op where is this happening. the diabolic sex
✍🏻 tonsurance
we need to get gawain off the streets every time i check in he’s killed twenty more knights when does it end
🔮 preeminentwycche
i heard he was unicorning for older het couples
🫂 merlinbignaturals
serial killer AND bad bi rep
🖼 theilluminatedmaid
reopening commissions !! <3 the farm has been razed to the ground again and even one would help so much
🖼 theilluminatedmaid
i just got a guinevere x lancelot commission from MORGAN LE FAY ?? 😭😭
🫘 t4tgwencelot
she’s actually so real
🦌 jovesganymede
need her
🐻 strongandtrue
if i saw merlin i’d kill him with a hammer
✝️ spiritussanctus
actually some of the most disgusting shit i’ve ever seen on this hellsite all you freaks unfollow me rn if you find this shit funny. those are real knights with real families. i bet op is a fucking gw/ncelot too
🪰 wretchedesthive
lancelot isn’t going to fuck you
⚔️ roundtablewatch
sir kay spotted in camelot
🐗 hungryserf
girl who cares
🫦 nakedasaneedle
likely place for him to be
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