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Jojo has gotten her very own Skizzleman nickname :’)

He’s been calling her variations of Junior(Jojo Junior, Junior Shabado)

#we love to see it <3

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skizz is just. no thoughts head empty. static in his head. his ass is not listening. he's just happy to play. i love him. watching this is torture

#in the dojo with jojo stream

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STEP ASIDE PENSIONERS

HOSPICE CARE IS IN TOWN

#minecraft championships #mcc kickoff #mcc 24 #tangotek #impulsesv #ethoslab #skizzleman #philza #inthelittlewood #captainsparklez #antvenom #OLD MAN SWEEP!!!! #OLD MAN SWEEP!!

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From @MCChampionship_

👑 Announcing team Pink Parrots! 👑

@.TangoTekLP @.impulseSV @.EthoLP @.theskizzleman

Watch them in MCC on Saturday 4th May at 8pm BST!

#THEY'RE GONNA BE GOD FUCKING AWFUL #IM SO READY #MAKE ME LAUGH OLD MEN MAKE ME LAUGH

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i genuinely love the mcc subreddit bc they live in such a different world that the bad takes have a whole new flavor

anyway they're saying xisuma is probably gonna be one of the stronger hermits because he's been in twitch rivals before so obviously that means he must be competent

#GOD THEY BE GOOFY #wonder what they're gonna say when skizz gets announced tomorrow #“oh he's in twitch rivals too but like he suck tho” #i mean they'd be right but the LOGIC

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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#CANDLE BAYBEE #I LOVE SCENTED CANDLES

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THROWING UP!! IMPULSE MENTIONED MOVING AWAY FROM ARIZONA AND SAID “where do you want to go?” AS IF HE AND SKIZZ WOULD BE DOING IT TOGETHER. IT WASNT EVEN LIKE A. SECOND THOUGHT. IT WAS HIS FIRST THOUGHT. AND SKIZZ SAID “oh yeah mrs. skizz has been wanting to for a while” AND IMPULSE REPLIED WITH “i still got kids in school, so i’m grounded here for a bit longer” AND JUST. THE WHOLE CONVERSATION WAS HAD WITH A MUTUAL AGREEMENT THAT THEYD BE MOVING TOGETHER.

BONDED PAIR DO NOT SEPARATE!!!

SICK AND TWISTED OF THEM TO LOVE EACH OTHER THIS MUCH /j

#dose of impulse #dose of skizz #I MEAN WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME #looks at the other 3 times those two have intentionally moved to places closer to each other including across the entire god damn city #and that time when they literally lived in the same house #and all the workplaces they've followed each other too #WHERE ONE GOES. THE OTHER FOLLOWS. THATS THE RULE #“do not seperate them” more like “good luck trying to seperate them”

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I’ve never seen a fandom mischaracterize characters as bad as the life series fandom

#the fact that mischaracterization of life series scott smajor is like. as close to a red flag as you can get says a lot #like some of y'alls takes are so bad you're literally leaning into homophobic stereotypes about gay men it's honestly FASCINATING #how did you get here

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there have been too many suck jokes in the last 5 minutes

#gigs playing pico park

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impulse, speaking plainly: Mommy..  don’t know daddy’s gettin hot, at the body shop doing something unholy. he sat back while she’s dropping it, she be poppin’ it, yeah, she put it down slowly

#happy birthday to impulses biggest troll in the history of his youtube career #he really had everyone fooled

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i am so. not normal. about skizz saying that he didn't feel nervous before the Gamers Outreach charity event 2024 was starting. because he felt at home. like he said he still feels nervous in his day job even after 18 years of working there! But doing the charity event? he felt like he was home. like he was where he should be.

contrast that with impulse saying he was sweating to hell and back and preparing for every single way the event could go wrong

#imp and skizz #skizzleman #impulsesv #hermitcraft charity event #hermitcraft #skizz with the EMOTIONAL GUT PUNCHES! #bro get that man out his day job like rn #he needs OUTTTT GET HIM OUTTA THERE LET HIM MAKE CONTENT FULL TIME!!!!! #dose of impulse #dose of skizz

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anon clearly doesn't know about the subliminal ACAB messages Grian has put in his videos like making the Permit Office Enforcers (the POE POE, aka the police) ride pigs as their mode of transport. pigs.

also this implies skizzleman is also a police apologist. can't believe he'd fall that far...from throwing burning debris at cops to becoming one of them. such a shame. age really does creep up on ya fast

Since the toxic Scarian anon came out with their comments, I’ve been feeling as if this might be time to speak about something that weighs on my mind.

Hermitcraft Scarian is also inherently toxic.

Please, hear me out. This is important and the fact that our community has let this slide for so long is something that seriously disturbs me. When our community lets toxic behaviors like this pervade into our literature, we perpetuate this ideal relationship that is abusive and tells us that this kind of abuse is acceptable.

Hermitcraft Scarian is toxic in the reverse way that Third Life Scarian was represented to be in the previous anon’s confession. Grian appears to be the abuser while Scar, over and over again, is the victim.

Most importantly is the way Grian belittles Scar for his intelligence. Every time Scar and Grian interact, it makes me cringe and I just wait for the moment that Grian says something demeaning or calls Scar stupid, even if it’s subtle. Perhaps the subtle wording is even worse, it mocks Scar in a way that he cannot understand but the audience obviously can.

Scar and Grian are also police apologists. If you have seen any of Hermitcraft season 10, you’ll know that Scar has been hired to police the shopping district. He has made multiple jokes about “keeping people in line” to ensure they abide by the law. This is a take I’ve seen too often in the Blue Live Matter movement. They either support cops or are willfully ignorant to the fates of so many people who have suffered from police brutality.

There’s so much more wrong with their relationship, but I just needed to get this off my chest.

Mumbo is also an enabler. Probably the worst kind.

Thank you for reading and please, be more aware of the content you’re allowing yourself to consume.

"SCAR AND GRIAN ARE ALSO POLICE APOLOGISTS"

#:)

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I don't want to ask AI a question. I don't want AI to write my sentences for me, at all ever. I don't want AI search bars to be the default and I don't want them to be in such a way that I can't opt out. I don't want this kind of AI in my life and there is no such thing as AI art, there is only theft of art from human artists by AI scrappers. I don't want any of this, I hate it. Maybe in a world that isn't driven by tech bro capitalism we can see machines doing all the dangerous inane things so humans can be free to pursue life and creativity. But that's not what's happening right now and I hate it.

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Happy Third Life Anniversary!