#hc incorrect quotes

[silverdreamscape]

Scar: I have an announcement to make. Grian and I are officially a couple.

Mumbo: Scar, I think you're the last person to figure that out.

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[skydoesthings]

*Scar is casually searching around the room* Mumbo: Hey Scar, what’re you looking for? Scar: My will to live. *Grian walks into the room* Scar: Oh, there it is.

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[seth-kia]

grian: where do you wanna live when you grow up?

bdubs: slabtwt

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[jinxneedssleep]

Hermitcraft S9 incorrect quotes: Soup Group

Impulse, reading Pearl’s soup recipe: Beat three eggs?

Pearl: It means in like in hand to hand combat

Impulse: Ohhh-

Gem: Both of you get out of this kitchen

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Gem: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Pearl: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Impulse: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Pearl: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Impulse: And here we see Pearl and Gem in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.

Pearl:Gaelic bread.

Gem: Grueling brad.

Pearl: Ha ha, glamorous beans.

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Pearl, holding in her laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Gem: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Pearl:

Pearl: Water you doing?

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Pearl: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?

Gem : Um, make lemonade?

Pearl: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!

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[absolutely-correct-mcyt]

Grian: You think you're cool? Well I don't think about the consequences of my actions.

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[traveleroffarawayplaces]

Grian: guess what we are going to do today?

Grian: Not the back THATS FOR SURE!!!

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[vivianthepigeon]

Tim: “I need to tell you something”

Bruce: “What did you do??”

Tim: “when Alfred was doing our taxes he noticed a missing check”

Bruce: “what did you do???”

Tim: “Before I answer do you trust me enough to understand that it was for a good reason and just leave it at that?”

Bruce: “What. Did. You. Do.”

Tim: “it’s all Jason’s fault! He is a BAD person, I’ve been telling you for years!”

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Bruce to Jason: “WHAT DID YOU DO?”

Jason: “okay now before I answer that-“

Bruce: “just tell me whatcha did”

Jason: “I got a DUI”

Bruce: “Jason!”

Jason: “it’s not as bad as it sounds”

Bruce: “How is driving drunk not bad???”

Jason: “I wasn’t exactly driving”

Bruce: “I don’t follow.”

Jason: “I was at the bar with Damian and I had a few”

Bruce: “DAMIAN?!”

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Damian: “With God as my witness I’ve never been to that bar in my life.”

Jason: “He knows.”

Damian: “Oh I’ve been there a bunch”

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[justaz]

*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*

merlin, magic user: oh fuck

arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?

lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic

gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!

mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.

percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.

*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*

elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.

leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:

*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*

leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.

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[shade-e-e-es]

Inbetween s7 and s8. Doc was thinking about how to fix joint pain but completely forgot what we was doing because renbobs so stupid god bless. It’s not weed you piece of shit stoner image here.

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[celestial-artisan]

Alastor: That is absolutely ridiculous, Vox does not have a crush on me. Angel Dust: Yes he does. Sir Pentious: Yes he doesss. Vox, from television screen: Yes I fucking do you goddamn idiot.

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[adelicioustragedy]

Murray looking at Eddie and Steve while they shamelessly flirt: Jesus Christ another one

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[silverdreamscape]

Bdubs: You know, Scar gives Grian flowers all the time, I wish you'd do that too.

Etho: Okay, whatever you say.

*later*

Etho: *Gives Grian flowers*

Grian: ?? Thank? You??

Etho: I am just as confused as you are.

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[tiredcowboyy]

I always find the posts/fics where leons just so over witnessing merthur pining so funny. Like that man really had to see them from the start and the tension between them grow and he just had to sit and watch. Like I imagine every time a new knight joined they all brought the weird vibes up and leon each time was more and more over it.

Like it stared w lance early on being like

Lance: hey leon, is it just me or are arthur and merlin lowkey pining for each other

Leon: oh thank god! Someone finally brought it up, yeah theyve been like this for a while-

But then ended up as

Percy talking to the knights as they watch merlin and arthur bicker (read: flirt): ok but, does it seem like theyre fli-

Gwaine, sounding exhausted: yeah theyve been like this for a while

Percy: really? And theyve still not done anything about it?

Leon the long suffering, whose now had to watch them for almost 10 years: *eye twitch* nope.

Edit: just gonna leave these screenshots here

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[mee-op]

Facts about in-game Yuu (Twisted Wonderland):

NOTES:

This is an ongoing list and will be updated with new information. I'm not caught up w/ chap 6 and I'm not very perceptive. This list is so long because of all the people who commented/sent asks, so thank you Last but not least, some of these might be a stretch/be slightly incorrect so bare w/ me plz :] More Yuu facts [ ONE / TWO ] <- not mine

They've been good friends with Heartslabyul ever since Book 1.

They're forgiving/don't hold any bad blood with the people who've overblotted (at least on the outside).

According to the Harveston event, they can play the flute.

They don't like mentioning that they might return to their world (Deuce's Wishing Star vignette).

Many people consider them a "goody-two-shoes" (Leona, Ruggie).

A good listener.

Based on Malleus' interactions with them, Yuu talks to him a lot more off-screen as he states that he values their opinions.

Loves Grim to hell and back.

It's implied that Yuu invites Malleus over frequently enough that he visits unprompted.

They can be snarky and brutally honest when they're pushed into it.

Comes up with stupid plans that nobody believes will work but it somehow does.

They're insecure about not having any magic.

They want to be able to help their friends.

Has a sense of self-preservation.

Does not actively seek out danger (*cough* om mc *cough*).

They've cleaned up Ramshackle since living there, however, it still looks "abandoned & ancient" on the outside.

Crowley doesn't give them more money than "needed".

Silver states that Yuu is good with swords (PE Uniform).

Both Jamil and Silver seem to think that Yuu is somewhat weird/strange.

They don't know much about mushrooms (Floyd's Camp Vargas vignette).

They're very patient.

Used to be afraid of ghosts until they got to Twisted Wonderland.

They adapt to new/difficult situations quickly and calmly.

They don't complain much.

Very much so the silent type.

The audience doesn't really see anyone helping them out with their situation, so I assume they fix most of their problems themselves.

They don't have any memories of the Great Seven before coming to Twisted Wonderland.

Fluctuates between being observant and not noticing really basic stuff.

Doesn't hesitate to say cheesy things.

Keeps calm in harsh situations.

They know how to play a blowing horn (White Rabbit Event).

Good with instruments.

Not a very good singer (NRC Uniform).

It's implied that they have high stamina.

They're interested in horseback riding and wants to play soccer with Sebek (PE Uniform).

They recommend a few books to Sebek, implying that they read in their free time.

They're short in comparison to Floyd (he calls them Shrimpy).

Grim comments that they're shorter than Vil.

Crowley mumbles that Yuu looks effeminate.

They're a bit of a romantic since they seem to often ask about love stories/fairy tales (Epel & Jade chats).

They have a habit of poking, tugging, tickling and just touching people in general. This is proven through the Home Screen character interactions.

Their love language seems to be physical touch.

They get scared easily but is bad at scaring others (Halloween voice lines).

Vil notes that their uniform is baggy.

Malleus says that Yuu has gotten better at dancing (Masquerade Event).

It's implied that Yuu is good/decent at cooking since they have to make meals for both themself and Grim every day.

Yuu is decent at basketball (Ace Halloween).

Deuce remarks about a tiny piece of furniture in Ramshackle and asks if it's for Grim, meaning Yuu makes small furniture for him.

They're a good photographer.

Takes part in photography competitions (Rook Port Fest).

It's implied that Yuu carries their ghost camera everywhere because Crowley constantly makes them record events.

It's said that the game cards are actual photos that Yuu took with the ghost camera. [I don't know if this is true but a lot of people have said so]

Most, if not all the characters tell Yuu to hurry up when choosing a class, which suggests that they're indecisive.

Ace, Deuce and Cater tell Yuu to relax during classes or else they'll run out of energy.

Jack says that he got tips from Yuu while he was working in Monstro Lounge, implying that Yuu might've worked in customer service before (Book 3).

According to Grim, they have a hard time saying no to people, but when they absolutely need to-- they're very serious and a bit intimidating. "You're a real sap sometimes, you know that? Then again, when you bare your teeth it's no joke."

While they won't say no to helping others, they prefer to keep to themselves and avoid drama.

Yuu is sometimes a bit distrustful of Ace and thinks he's tricking them if he offers to do anything nice (2024 Player Birthday Greetings).

It doesn't take much to make them happy. (Deuce & Idia 2024 Player Birthday Greetings).

They became nervous when Riddle invited them to a salon for their birthday. Riddle response saying "I'll be right there with you, and will instruct you in etiquette every step of the way."

They're competitive in class-- at least when it comes to Jack (2024 Player Birthday Greetings).

They took chess lessons to try and beat Leona in a match (2024 Player Birthday Greetings).

For their birthday, Yuu asks Azul to get something that's supposedly hard for an average collector to acquire.

They're surprised when Kalim gifts them a pop-up card for their birthday.

They own a pair of fingerless gloves (gifted by Epel).

They personally invited Vil over for their birthday party and made sure to have healthy food options for him.

Not very close with Idia.

Owns a glass tumbler that reads 'Happy Birthday!' (gifted by Ortho).

Lilia gives them a CD with his screamo performances.

They were gifted so many presents on their birthday that they had trouble carrying the gifts around. (Malleus 2024 Player Birthday Greetings).

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[jinxneedssleep]

Hermitcraft Soup Group Shenanigans: Incorrect Quotes

Impulse: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?

Pearl: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*

Impulse: Aww, it's a love note for Gem ?

Pearl: No-

Impulse: *opens it*

Impulse:

Pearl:

Impulse: I can't read this.

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Pearl: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.

Gem , used to Pearl being dumb: Sure...

Pearl: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Gem : Okay?

Pearl: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

Gem :

Pearl: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-

Gem : Jesus, that one is a little-

Impulse, interested: No, no, Pearl, keep going.

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Impulse: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Pearl: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Gem : Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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Impulse: Pearl isn’t answering my messages.

Gem : Allow me.

Impulse: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-

Pearl: *replying to message* Hello.

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Gem : I'm very disappointed in you, Pearl.

Impulse: C'mon, don't get mad at Pearl!

Gem : Impulse, stop telling Pearl it's okay for them to punch you! They need to learn not to punch people!

Impulse: But I'm not a person!

Pearl: Which is why I punched them!

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Impulse: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Pearl: They do.

Gem : ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Gem : What are you two arguing about this time?

Impulse: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly!

Pearl: Cry me a table, Impulse.

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Impulse, about Pearl: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?

Gem : Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.

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#hermitcraft #hermitcraft s9 #soup group #hc incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #i am so normal about this #pearl and gem just-

[absolutely-correct-mcyt]

Scar: Why am I here?

Grian: Because you're easily distracted.

Scar: What?! When it comes to mental focus I'm sharper th-

Grian: *holds up Snickers bar*

Scar: Oo! Thanks, I'm starving!

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