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We were playing in the sand.. now it's painted red

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HAPPIEST DAY

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THEYCALL IT ITHE XBOX ONE BECAUSE

you take 1 look and you fuck the x box 

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He weighs like grape

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"we need weirder queers" you guys couldnt even handle asexual people in 2016 (and probably still cant handle them)

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Weird how you guys (Spongebob fandom) are putting an abusive ship on my dash (SquidBob) and not thinking twice about it. But alright.

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so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

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Maybe this is the wrong platform to pose this question given the average tumblr user but

Is it just me or did our generation (those of is who are currently 20-30 ish) just not get the opportunity to be young in the 'standard' sense?

Like, everyone I talk to who's over 40 has all their wild stories about their teens and 20s, being young and dumb, and then I talk to my friends and coworkers and classmates, and we just... dont.

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she laughed, and seemed almost surprised by it. he briefly wondered if maybe she hadn't laughed in a long time - if maybe she'd believed she'd forgotten how to.

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how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

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He’s 1 now ‼️‼️

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finally watched Cleo's real life video! favorite part was victory via zombie!

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this is a political compass of sexuality to me.

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#magnus chase with falafel

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#hwat the fuck