Kazuo Ishiguro's Harry Potter
If you take away all of the extraneous Stuff, the basic plot of Harry Potter over 7 books is:
Voldemort got extraordinary power by creating seven Horcruxes. Each Horcrux divided his self in two.
It's not safe but not unknown for a wizard to do this once: Voldemort was the first to do it seven times and survive, but it left him with huge power and without any human feeling - and virtually unkillable unless all seven Horcruxes were destroyed.
Each Horcrux had an effect on him. The last Horcrux he created in fact made him apparantly die - he was not seen for 15 years, and the world rejoiced and assumed that what had happened was that when Voldemort tried to kill James and Lily Potter and their baby, The Boy Who Lived had lived because his mother killed Voldemort to protect her son in her last gasp of life.
The boy was reared in safety and with apparent love and concern for him by Dumbledore, - but Snape, who loved the boy's mother, repeatedly expresses contempt for the boy.
When Voldemort comes back fifteen years later, then with Dumbledore's covert encouragement, The Boy Who Lived raises an army of young wizards to fight Voldemort; only to find that Dumbledore and Snape knew all along that the boy himself was the seventh Horcrux, but that Voldemort did not know where his seventh Horcrux was, or rather who his Seventh Horcrux was.
And Dumbledore had planned all along, having one by one destroyed the other six Horcuxes, that the boy should confront Voldemort directly, Voldemort should kill him - and Voldemort would then die. Once Dumbledore is certain his plan will work, he orders Snape to kill him: leaving Snape, who loathes the plan, the rearing of a boy as a sacrificial animal, to ensure the plan is carried out.
Kazuo Ishiguro wouldn't take 7 books to write that story, and I would love to see how he would do it.
The twist at the end - that sweet, lovable Dumbledore has been raising Harry Potter to be slaughtered like a pig - is something Kazuo Ishiguro would not shy away from - but J. K. Rowling did. I think though she planned initially to have Dumbledore be revealed as the first of her gay villains, she knew that over the first five books her readers had learned to love Dumbledore, and would be bitterly upset when he was - plot twist! - revealed to be the one who had for Harry's entire young life been plotting his death. But she couldn't change the plot - once you know what's going on behind the fluff and boarding schoolery of the books, the story is as direct and sharp and brutal as an arrow. Voldemort had to die, and Dumbledore had worked out how to kill the unkillable wizard by sacrificing one boy's life.
I think Rowling - whom we now know, after all, to be a complete homophobic/transphobic bigot - maybe did originally intend to have Dumbledore outed as gay in book 7, revealing, as she would see it, his evil nature and his capacity to make use of Harry behind a facade of bumbling-harmlessness.
Rowling told us that the last chapter, where Harry is improbably married to Ginny and Hermione still more improbably married to Ron, and they are all sending their kids off to a human-only Hogwarts now the evil wizards Voldemort (and Dumbledore) are dead, had been written years before. That may be true. She may all along have been planning that simple sweet heterosexual ending, now the evil wizard and the gay wizard are dead.
But if Kazuo Isiguro had written it, the ending would have been nastier, and more subtle. I wish he had.
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Them asking you to be their Valentine
The Slytherin Boys x reader (just in time for Valentine’s Day :))
Valentine’s Day at Hogwarts always comes with a lavish ball, so go ahead and choose the white knight of your liking to accompany you :)
Mattheo Riddle:
Mattheo’s way of asking you to be his Valentine for the ball was very straightforward, yet effective. The second after the announcement dropped, he went to find you in the schoolyard, and approached you in front of all your friends.
“Hey, wait up!”, he’d shout to get your attention, already sounding determined.
“What do you say, you and me at the ball?”, he spoke out his confession, short and sweet.
Cheekily, he adds “I think you and I would be the best looking couple at the ball”. You notice him shyly tucking his head down as he said that, but he still sounded self assured.
Everyone was patiently waiting for your reaction, and you noticed how all your friends started gushing over him. Mattheo seemed unfazed by everyone else and only had eyes for you.
Even though you had only talked to him a few times in the past, you noticed that there was this easy-going chemistry between you two.
His profession certainly came as a surprise, but you liked guys who were direct. Besides, he struck you as a bit of a player too, who seemed to be used to asking girls out.
“Sure, I’d love to go with you”, you chuckle out, knowing you’d have a lot of fun with him.
He slickly throws you an air kiss, grinning from ear to ear, before all his friends start jumping on him to celebrate his win.
Tom Riddle (extremely delusional):
Tom definitely wasn’t one for the romantics, in fact he was strictly against the idea of a Valentine’s Day ball.
What he told you, when you asked him if he had a date already was:
“The ball is just an excuse for undisciplined students to commit shameful acts such as drinking alcohol and doing magical substances, when they should really be focusing on their education instead, which they are in desperate need of”
“I see, so you don’t have a date”, you sum it up for him.
Truthfully, you only asked Tom that question because you started catching feelings for him, and you wanted to know if you had a clear shot.
But clearly, he wasn’t interested at the moment.
He seemed to be carefully analyzing your reaction to his statement. Seconds later, he indifferently states “You want me to ask you out, don’t you”
You, shocked at first, embarrassingly nod afterwards. Full of curiosity, you wondered how he had managed to read you so accurately.
“Fine, to save myself from a week of listening to your heartbreak or potential soulmate, I am going to do you the favor of accompanying you to the ball. I am only doing this to save myself.”, he explains elaborately, which earns him an eye roll of yours.
You still wanted him to actually ask you and mean it, but for Tom Riddle, this was a big gesture already. Besides, you were aware from the beginning that you would have to deal with his peculiarities.
“On the day, be ready at 8pm sharp, and don’t you dare get drunk or high”, he lays down his conditions. Even if he wouldn’t say it, you knew that deep down he cared, otherwise he would’ve never even indulged in this.
Theodore Nott:
Theodore had found himself in a bit of a slump. Due to the excessive quidditch training, he didn’t have a date for the ball yet, which would be in 1 day exactly.
Subconsciously he fully believed that he'd find a date, no matter what time it was, which is why he took his sweet sweet time.
But now, with growing desperation, he ran around, asking out every girl he saw. And each time, the girl rejected him because they already had a date.
As he grew more and more frustrated, he asked you for the second time again, to be his date. You already told him that you had plans with a guy from Gryffindor, which he ridiculed.
“Come on, please ditch him for me?”, he’d repeatedly ask you with puppy eyes.
“Please just do me this favor, I don’t want to be the only guy in our friend group to not have a date.
You’d tell him that it was his own fault, but eventually you felt a bit bad for him. And you were indeed good friends, so maybe you could do him a favor. It wasn’t like the Gryffindor boy and you were in love. Surely he’d get over it…
“Fine, I’ll go, but you owe me”, you finally agreed. Truthfully, you found Theo much more attractive and charming anyway.
You had only agreed to the Gryffindor boy in the first place because you were afraid that no one besides him would ask you out anymore if you said no.
Theo, full of excitement and relief, cupped your face and kissed your forehead as a thanks when you agreed to be his date.
“I promise you, you won’t regret it”, were his last words before leaving you alone.
Blaise Zabini:
You only had one more tedious potions class of Snape's to go through, before you could finally enjoy the rest of your day.
As the clock ticked, you stared down on your blank parchment paper, counting the minutes to go.
Catching you off guard, you feel Blaise’s finger lightly tapping your arm. You needed a second to get conscious of the situation because you had zoned out.
He slides a small, blank piece of parchment paper towards you and points his head down, signaling you to turn it around.
When you do, your mood immediately lifts and you begin blushing. It was kind of childish, like something you’d do in year 1 or 2, but it was also cute.
The paper was filled with the classic “will you be my Valentine”, and there were three boxes to cross. The three being “yes”, “no”, and “maybe”.
Blaise observes your reaction delightfully, waiting for you to tick a box. As this was the highlight of your day, you decide to give the guy a chance and tick “yes”.
When class ended, Blaise waited for you to pack up and proposed a hang out at astronomy tower with you, which you agreed to with pleasure.
Enzo Berkshire:
It was a Sunday, exactly one week before the ball, and all the Hogwarts students were enjoying their time in Hogsmeade.
On this peculiar day, your seating partner Enzo from Transfiguration asked you to go to Madam Puddifoot's Café with him. The location was definitely romantic, and you already suspected where this might be going.
But—you didn’t want to get your hopes too high yet. Enzo was unquestionably a cute guy though.
During your coffee date, he didn’t drop any hints or said anything suggestive. You just talked, gossiped, and joked around, and you figured he’d be cool as a friend too.
Though nearing the end, the waiter came to your table with a small buttercream cake.
You shot a confused glance at Enzo, and he seemed clueless.
“I don’t believe we ordered that”, you tell the waiter, but he insists and puts the cake in front of you. After the waiter leaves, you keep eye contact with Enzo, but he tells you to eat the cake.
Still dazzled, you comply and look down, seeing that…
“Will you be my Valentine”, was written on the cake in cursive font with pink buttercream. Overcome by joy, you couldn’t be happier that your suspicions from the beginning were right.
“So what’s your answer”, he asks eagerly, eyes sparkling with excitement.
“Of course I will, this was so sweet”
You believed that no girl could’ve said no to this.
Draco Malfoy:
You and Draco never slacked off on your prefect duties, which also included the nightly walks around school, to ensure that every student has gone to bed.
It is the perfect time to talk after a long day, and to exercise your power of course, but mainly the walks had brought you two very close, and you exchanged plenty of secrets already.
Although he could be a bit of an asshole, which you also told him, you still saw that he had a caring, more hurt side to him.
A week before the ball, he suggested a different route than the one you usually took.
He told you to close your eyes as you were walking, and led you by your hand. Innerly, he was as nervous and jittery as one could get, and couldn’t wait to see the reaction on your face.
When you got to the mysterious destination, he told you to open your eyes
As soon as you opened them, you saw the room of requirements, decorated with pink and red flowers, hundreds of candles, and a banner reading “will you be my valentine”.
It had been Draco’s plan for weeks, and he was so glad that he pulled it off.
He also made sure that you wouldn’t get a date, before he asked you out, which included cursing guys who got close to you.
“Oh my, yes of course Draco, I can’t believe you did this”, you’d say full of joy.
“You just made me the happiest guy in this school”, he’d reply and you knew it was true.
Immediately he brings you closer to kiss you, and you spend the rest of the night cuddling inside the room of requirements (insert the scene of Dean and Rory cuddling in GG if yk what I mean).
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