#gremlin rules

[matrixgremlin]

Im vile and malevolent

#nick rhodes #duran duran #new wave #synth pop #new romantics #real #chaotic little gremlin #gremlin king #gremlin rules

[headlamprey]

I was gonna let Sophie have food out until midnight because she has surgery tomorrow but I'm getting all comfy so... SORRY SOPH taking the food away now

#gremlin rules

[cherry-flavoured-thot]

lucifer has totally walked into the kitchen at 3am to get a glass of water just to see mammon and mc eating instant ramen. "are either of you aware of the time?" mammon almost chokes on the noodles in his mouth when he hears lucifer's voice, but mc doesn't miss a beat.

"we were hungry!" and of course because mc's the one looking at him with wide eyes, lucifer's willing to look the other way, sighing to himself as he finishes getting his glass of water.

"just clean up your mess when you're done." he's satisfied when he gets a joint response of: 'we will,' as he walks out.

he doesn't expect to walk back in to the kitchen a week later to find mc, mammon, levi and beel all eating ramen together.

#just four gremlins in the kitchen eating a midnight snack nothing to see here #lucifer #mammon #leviathan #beelzebub #obey me #obey me x reader #obey me swd #obey me one master to rule them all #om!

[manddoublee]

1 more hour before I won't be able to eat or drink anything until tomorrow night

Fucking Gremlin rules...

#no food or drink after midnight #gremlin rules #surgery prep

[entomolog-t]

#whiny tinys get jarred💕 #Yes i make the rules #get got you little gremlins #g/t #g/t community #giant/tiny #g/t shitpost #g/t memes #gt meme

[dramatic-dolphin]

I've been rewatching Assassination Classroom and I've come to the conclusion that Nagisa and Karma are THE character dynamic ever. Like, there's the obvious appeal of the "which of them is more likely to kill you in cold blood" bait-and-switch, but the keyword here is "more likely", because both of them are fundamentally unhinged people who think murder-suicide is a really cool way to prove a point.

And their reactions to each other being unhinged are absolutely hysterical. Karma can act like a whole serial killer and the most Nagisa ever summons up about it is like mild concern. He sees Karma threaten to kill someone with a broken bottle and he literally does not even react. This is just completely normal for him. He always just seems vaguely surprised that anyone would actually be scared of Karma, whose hobbies include hospitalizing people.

Meanwhile, Nagisa sneaks up on Karma one (1) time, and he's like "Holy shit. He is terrifying. Like a venomous snake poised to strike. He is dangerous, I can't let my guard down around him, he could kill me", and all Nagisa did was just. Poke him in the side.

Also they are 14 years old.

#assassination classroom #karmagisa #i think their capacity to be unhinged chaos gremlins grows with age #as adults they are banned from several paintball places because they were getting way too into it #apparently pulling a knife on the other is ''against the rules'' or something #but legit. i LOVE their dynamic #🌌

[ineffably-human]

Guillermo must read like a Southern Gothic post to his entire family.

Imagine your only kid has been married to his work in food service/the railroad/food service at the railroad? for fifteen years and it's the reason he never sees you. One time he came home and said he could get you a mini-fridge from his friend who was once dead but it's fine now. He left to go get it and didn't come back. Some people are filming the whole time.

Another time he disappeared to London for a year, and when he came back he finally let you see his house. It's a trash-covered mansion with a tree through the ceiling. He appears to live there by himself. He's exchanged his sweaters for Versace and a watch that's more expensive than God. He tells you he's gay, which you knew, even though you've never talked about it and he's been sending you photos of some woman you haven't met (you think?) for years. Some people are again filming, this time for his grandma's birthday, except there's no cake or presents and you never see a copy of the videotape.

He bought you a house last year. But the first time he's come for your birthday in three or four years he doesn't bring a gift, and spends the time frantically whispering to someone on the phone. The people are still filming him. It's been like five years of them filming him. He's in the sweaters again.

He tells you he can't say why or what's going to change for him, but he can never see you again. You ask if what he's doing is making him happy but don't give him time to answer. It's the first direct question you've really asked him all evening. Then you ask him where his crucifix is. He needs one, it'll help. It's really important that he have one, and he keeps losing them. So scatterbrained. This is what will make it better.

(You don't see his face as you force the chain around his neck. You don't see him disappearing before your eyes. Was it always this way, with you two, or did it happen over time?)

You casually tell the cousin who's been lecturing him all night that he comes by weekly now to say goodbye forever. Your sweet boy, so dramatic, even as a child. So mysterious. You just don't know what he's thinking. But he'll be back.

#i know there's rule of comedy and cultural markers that aren't my background and stuff #(and also that we learn it's not the first time they've had the conversation) #but i feel like guillermo learned how to shop at the emotional repression store really young #anyway if he were my kid i'd be scared he was drug trafficking #fandom: wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #char: guillermo the relentless #i am a meta gremlin

[skyloftian-nutcase]

New Zelda idea!

Ok, so this idea has kind of been simmering in my head but it’s getting entertaining now so I’m sharing it.

OC Zelda and Link!

Princess Zelda is a bold and beautiful young woman trying to prepare for ruling her kingdom. She is famous of her commanding personality, for her magical strength which comes as easily as breathing, and for being decisive. When a prophet speaks of impending doom and monster attacks are on the rise, Zelda goes to the Temple of Time with sacred artifacts to utilize the Triforce and stop the darkness before it can start.

However, when she tries to touch the Triforce it shatters into three pieces.

Zelda is stupefied and horrified. Why would it do such a thing? The Triforce only splits for those who are unworthy, and she of all people is freaking worthy ok???

But she isn’t. She’s left with only one piece: Power.

Humiliated but not defeated, she decided that she must seek out the bearers of the other two pieces so they can bring peace to the kingdom. This causes friction with her mother, who has been trying for years to reel her daughter’s pride in.

Zelda: I have to seek them out so I can fix this! Queen: You can fix this by fixing yourself. The Triforce deemed you unworthy, incapable of handling such a task. Zelda: Are you saying that I’m incapable of this? Queen: The goddesses are saying you are incapable.

Least to say, their relationship is a bit strained.

On her journey, she seeks out young men named Link. Legend says that was the hero’s name, and clearly he probably has a way to either help her find the missing Triforce pieces or he bears one of them.

Of course, the problem is that half the kingdom names their sons Link.

Zelda naturally thinks she can figure this out with her powers, so the first Link she finds she basically chaotically strong arms into joining her.

Zelda: So your name is Link, right? Link: Uh… yes, Your Highness. Zelda: Perfect! You’ll help me with my quest. Link: Um… I’m not exactly a hero, Your Highness. Zelda: Nonsense! I can sense the magic within you. You’re stronger than you know. Now, come along, destiny is calling! There is darkness looming and we must stop it. Link: I’m, uh, a masseuse. Zelda: Link: Zelda: Well I could use a massage anyway, so come on!

So Zelda and her legendary masseuse travel across the land seeking other Links, though none of the others seem to stick like the first one does. Zelda can sense that there’s something different about him, though she doesn’t know what. Maybe the fact that he’s Gerudo makes a difference? Meh.

Anyway, they eventually end up in the Lost Woods because legend claims that the Master Sword is there. Link’s not about this place, naturally, but the pair goes in. They find a dungeon and both nearly die while screaming and holding each other because Zelda relies solely on her magic and Link is… a masseuse. But just as they’re about to be killed a man comes in and saves them. He escorts them out, alongside his trusty doggo, and bids them adieu despite Zelda asking him eighty thousand times who he is and if his name is Link.

Yeah, his name is Link. No, he won’t go on your awesome Quest To Save the World. He and doggo are happy in the Lost Woods, thanks. But Zelda is determined, and poor Masseuse Link gets dragged into her schemes to try and recruit Mystery Link. He’s a fighter and she can sense something about him too.

Long story short, Zelda has the Triforce of Power, Ganondorf Gerudo Link has the Triforce of Courage, and Actual Mystery Link has the Triforce of Wisdom. Zelda has to learn to become a better, more well rounded person to be able to wield all three pieces. Link the Masseuse has to learn to face his people’s past and his legacy. Link the Wanderer has to learn to love life again.

Anyway. Yeah.

#legend of zelda #Zelda is a feisty and chaotic gremlin who thinks that since has divine powers and a right to rule she knows everything #Ganondorf was always taught to keep a low profile and would rather disappear and just keep being a masseuse like his mom #Link has traveled far and wide and done many things for the sake of destiny and is frankly a little tired of it but certainly well learned #Zelda and Ganondorf together are absolutely chaotic and Link is the Burnt Out Hero who is dragged along for the ride #forsaken au

[sysig]

Okay but TSP/Portal crossover AU is such a cool concept, how have I never thought about that before?? I'd like to request Narra and GLaD hanging out watching their respective little guys go through tests like 'can you believe them they're so dumb <3'

Day 30 - They're absolute hellions

Bonus:

Noooo, my bucket!!

#My art #Requestober #Portal #The Stanley Parable #TSP #GLaDOS #The Narrator #Stanley #Chell #They're just all so antagonist towards others lol #I think Stanley is a terrible influence paired with just about anyone but honestly I think Chell would adopt him haha #She is also a chaos gremlin and enjoys taunting and flouting the ''rules'' - deservedly lol #It's hard to imagine GLaDOS or the Narrator just accepting that they've been dropped into a crossover haha #They're both so fixated on their respective protagonist that someone else is just strange! Odd!! Unwanted!! #And at least GLaD and Chell are at the homefield advantage - the boys are in a whole new environment! #The Narrator would freak the heck out lol - but if they got past the initial without everything combusting- #Well actually I can imagine GLaDOS getting fed up with Narra hogging the PA just to say what Stanley is/should be doing lol #''He is clearly ignoring you why do you bother'' ''It's my job! My duty!'' *explosion* Pfft #I do like the idea of GLaDOS referring to other people's test subjects by other lesser names #Something along the lines of I'm the only one who gets to call mine a test subject because I'm doing Real science haha #All these dynamics! How the two protags would react to each other and their respective voices reaction to each other and each's inverse #Too many to think about right now lol gimme a sleep or two on it haha #Although Portal/TSP crossovers have been around since they both existed concurrently ♪ Still they're fun to think about! #It is fun to imagine Stanley following behind Chell through the portals until he gets distracted #It becomes a bucket quest real fast lol - They poke around Rattman's bunker and Chell gets sad and Stanley ''helps'' with a distraction #Trimming GLaDOS down and doing a halfbody for Narra and then chibis for the rest - it's all about the right math right? Right lol #Only one more! Ahh!

[itsphantasmagoria]

Picture it... 8th year, Pansy and Hermione organize a bad movie night party and tell everyone to wear pajamas (like a sleepover, it'll be fun!) Ron and Seamus bring the alcohol, Blaise brings the movie Ice Pirates and a metric ass-ton of popcorn, Pansy warns Draco not to be embarrassing and gross with Harry IT WILL BURN HER RETINAS

Draco and Harry:

#harry THE RULES ARE JUST GUIDELINES potter #draco is basically just a posh little gremlin #who let these idiots join forces #butts #drarry fanart #drarry #draco malfoy #harry potter #draco x harry #drarry art #itsphantasmagoria

[thatmooncake]

I don’t know why but your moon in a cage posts reminded me of this old movie called Gremlins. Used to be a favorite of mine even though the green little goblins gave me nightmares

Moon is kind of like Gizmo with the fact that they both can’t be in the light lol (and I suppose both of them can’t touch water ether? But some people see moon as waterproof so maybe not)

But anyway just wanted to say that you have lovely art and your posts have given me a good laugh! Happy holidays btw

Oh he’s a gremlin alright!

#moondrop #fnaf moon #daycare attendant #fnaf #fnaf security breach #moon fnaf #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sb #asks #fablesketches #caged moon #gremlin rules work perfectly for him #you are so right anon #thanks so much for the ask #I’m so glad you like him #hope you’re having a lovely holiday season too! #!!! 💖💗💕 #fableasks

[mumblesplash]

you should go on that show where they cut things exactly in half

if you mean the german one where they're trying to perfectly split foods in half by weight you might be onto something ngl i looked up a clip of it and so far i've known which piece was heavier before they weighed it every single time

#splashasks #porch-gremlin #completely disagree with the 'perfect symmetry' cutting strat #unless that's against the rules idk i don't speak german #but if i was on that show i would NOT have cut those root vegetables lengthways #it's so much harder to control the knife like that just cut widthwise and make the thin half longer

[wutheringskies]

crying because what would I not give up to hear donghua LWJ voice actor read out the Lan rules with Wei Ying interrupting after every third one with rants on why they are meaningless and LWJ doing the chuckle-huff laugh he does; that fond, exasperated one, as he shoots down Wei Ying's argument in minimum words; or "Mn's" when a particularly interesting point comes out; and says "Wei Ying," in a soft, reprimanding tone when thr conversation drifts to... "er-gege, between duty to one's spouse and impropreity which one should be placed first? in fact, why don't you show me, what you would place first mnn?"

#idk why this is so specific #wangxian #lan zhan #lan wangji #his voice #gusu lan #sect rules #asmr ideas #someone write this #wei wuxian #wei ying #my favourite gremlin

[ickypuppi3]

fem harringrove who have a bigger height difference except stevie doesn’t notice at first- not much anyway because billie’s always wearing these huge heels or boots but. then she realises. and teases billie mercilessly then they kiss about it or something

#stevie calls her munchkin and then says she’s actually more like a gremlin #asks if those rules apply to her too #billie takes the opportunity to use a horrible line and stevie hates it but they still wind up kissing about it #fem harringrove #ickyspeaks

[surplus-of-sarcasm]

Short Prompt #2

TW: None!

"Why?" Hero breathes out incredulously. "Do you keep following me everywhere, to the point that you're becoming exclusively the only criminal I fight? Do you really hate me that much?"

Villain crosses the street, destroying any space between them. They let out a soft, musical laugh as they tilt the crime-fighter's chin up with a gloved hand, forcing them to meet their gaze. "Maybe little hero, it's because I don't."

They revel in the almost confused look colouring the crime-stopper's features and the bright red flush highlighting their face as they slowly short-circuit.

"I love you," they whisper, voice velvety and passionate, their lips almost brushing the hero's ear.

Hero's heart had never beat faster. They never knew it was even capable of reaching such a speed.

Notes: To the ppl who sent asks in my inbox, I promise I'm not ignoring you, just give me some time! And thank you for the asks! 💙💙

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#prompt #a little gremlin's writing #hero x villain #enemies to lovers #orrrr something else? #If you use #tag meeeee #romance #orrr plot twisssttt? #you make the rules baby #hero #villain #flirty x flustered #female writers #writers on tumblr #fiction #heroes and villains #villlains and heroes #writing #writing prompt #yes it is short #sue. me. #have fun with this!

[coconut530]

HE HAS RETURNED TO US

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #The way she just clambers up the fence 😂 #Merry is a little chaos gremlin #Much more so today #Like usually I’m like “Merry is the more chill one” NOT TODAY #And jeez what was with him telling her to stop like that #And then when she was like “—AS FAR AWAY FROM THE TWO OF YOU AS POSSIBLE—” oh my god I was DYING at Merry’s joy #Rubbing his hands together 😂 #And then Mourn was like NO there are RULES Merry #Interesting how they get to know their students like this #I wonder who will get the opportunity in the future #Prospero would’ve gotten it if he passed which is interesting to think about #Annabel’s gonna go there I figure at some point #I wonder how short the cohorts are #I assume a year but who knows how long a semester is in this world #It’s not like there’ll be any long breaks what family is there to go visit #Anyway TINY LENORE AND THEO OH MY GOD I DIDN’T EXPECT IT THEY’RE SO CUTE #Lenore and Annabel looking ✨fine✨ together #And oop spectreeeeeeeeeee #But no she wants her FRENCH BOI #I was worried I thought we’d like get a ghost of him here and he’d still be suffocating but no we got him out of there for a moment #He’s so scared look at himmmm #It’s okay Duke it’s Lenore #And then they HUG AAAAA #Actual conversation next week yay #But also do the Deans know? Like if they saw him flickering on the merit board then like why didn’t they act on it #You guys are the DEANS OF THE SCHOOL PROTECT YOUR STUDENTS FROM EACH OTHER #Great ep