#gods i need sleep

[cadriona]

Rated: T

Pairing: Beidou/Ningguang

Word count: 1.3k

Summary:

Yet for as inhuman, as undefinable it was, the god… it followed Beidou. From a distance, usually, but for as long as Ningguang’s known her, the pirate was blind to its presence. So was everyone else, really. But it knew that Ningguang could see it, and it mocked her so— draped across Beidou with its too many teeth, luminescent eyes and the whisper-song of the sea's allure. Or: There was a wild, eldritch god that only Ningguang could see, and it follows Beidou like a spectre. Ningguang does not approve.

#beidou #ningguang #beiguang #genshin fanfic #cadri's writing #cadri's fic #buddy idk how this got here either #but it exists now so *shrugs in extreme confusion* #gods i need sleep #ok time to go back to thesis- only 2 chapters left to write! #(vague screaming sounds)

[cura-te-ipsum]

New level of Exhaustion Unlocked:

Resting my head against the dryer after washing my hands

#nearly nodded off while standing up #despite the loud dryer being LITERALLY in my face #and it not taking more than a minute or two for my hands to dry #gods I need sleep

[mobius-m-mobius]

#my man was NOT subtle 🤣😉

+ bonus: message received 😅

#mobius #loki #lokius #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #loki spoilers #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #one look at loki like well the kids need a stepmom 😂 #running on alarmingly little sleep feeling like i dreamed this entire episode lmao??? #my man don out here smoother than the god of stories you love to see it 😭😭 #probable jet ski salesman of the year got the potential ruler of the multiverse down badder than imaginable we live in the best timeline #don #owenwilsonedit #marvel #dianagifs #loki s2 spoilers

[wombywoo]

retired 🩶

#call of duty #cod #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #my art #listen this took me like two weeks so y'all better appreciate 🤌 #johnny is the super active DIY father of the family #simon has made his way through all of the miss marple mysteries and has now set his sights on naval fiction #also growing his fringe out to hide the early onset baldness #johnny has gorgeous hair but we knew that #the dogs are called roger and wee albert--guess which is which #yes they all sleep in the same bed~ #I guess I just need to see these two old and cranky and alive for whatever reason... #let them both burn in hell after a few good decades learning how to live beyond just surviving #god they probably make a banger pot roast....

[1x20]

#ice.txt #god i need to sleep. anyway love happens #spn

[heartorbit]

stay warm! 🌟🍬🤖🎈

#stupid idiot forgot his mittens. to the shredder #merry yurimas. #polysho #project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #tsukasa tenma #nene kusanagi #rui kamishiro #proseka #Oh my god im waking uo for the stupid broadcast in like 6 hours im dumb as fuck #WEH. WEH #merry whatever the fuck #AUUUUUU excited to have nothing to do and draw for myself for um 12.. days. Oh my god theres only 12 days til 2nd sem. Oh fuck everything #I NEED TO DRAAAAAAAAW. #guys help i was going to draw song covers i want but i need to sleep cause i have stuff tomorrow but listen #if rks gets a snobbism cover i called it. Ok? ok. #i think it would be funny and just if they dont get another duet again. get the ruinene treatment. CAN WE FREE RNN ACTUALLY ITS CHRISTMAS #what was the other thing. um carnival that song i want it added so bad idk if theres sny songs with its letter count but please. #literally played nijiro stories on repeat while drawing this we need them back #fucking NBOODY TOOOOLD ME ITS EMUKASA WEEK ON STIPID TWITTER IM NOOOOTHING IM NOTHIN #i usually acknowledge that i dont have the moxy to do fanweeks but i really want to be drawing more and faster so i will participate. #emurui week is like march iirc. you wont get away from me this time.

[robinsleeping]

I mean just look at him:

He has a sparkling personality

#batfamily #batman #nightwing #robin #damain wayne #jason todd #protective dick grayson #red hood #red robin #tim drake #tim drake needs sleep #dick grayson silly #barbra and dick #dc robin #babs and dick #red robin needs sleep #nightwing fluff #red hood mood #silly goofy mood #oh my god i love them #silly little guy #justice league #jason todd vibe #teen titans #young justice #barnard and tim #dick grayson #damian wayne #dcau #dcu

[ghosts-cyphera]

Everything you write is a banger 🫶 and you are RIGHT, ghost loves sloppy blowjobs but especially the noises like loves hearing his beautiful gf gag on his huge dick while staring up at him with watery eyes (please euthanize me)

you people are being so good to me like what on earth did I do to deserve this? I love you! thank you so, so much 💕🫶🏻 also… say fucking less, my love.

warnings/content: simon ‘ghost’ riley x gn!reader. blowjob, deep-throating, mentions of spit and tears. swallowing. slight degradation if you squint, but ghost only adores you! words: 762. 18+, mdni.

Ghost’s calloused fingers caressed your cheek, and he lifted your head to look at him. On your knees before him you looked even softer and sweeter than you usually did.

So goddamn obedient.

From the sight, his cock—painfully erect—twitched above your face. Mere seconds earlier he had pulled it out of your throat, your lips releasing it with a soft pop: your body desperate for one of those breaths that he knew would burn your lungs from the mere intensity of your inhale.

He did love to push you to your limit. His sweetheart turned into a cock-drunk little thing. Lips glistening, eyes pleading for more. Your spit dripping down your jaw in a pretty little stream, lubing you up so fuckin’ nice and good for his use.

He’d been fucking your mouth—your throat—for so long, that by now, he knew your body felt empty without the weight of his thick length on your tongue.

And who the fuck was he to deny that from you, eh?

“Tongue out, darlin’.”

Not a hint of hesitation flashed in your eyes as you let him see the pretty pink of it. You were so goddamn fuckin’ beautiful like this: the sounds that passed your lips so goddamn pretty as he pushed back in.

“There ya fuckin’ go. Come on, luv, take it all, yeah?”

The thick weight of him in your mouth muffled out most of your gasps and moans, yet never the sound of your gags. So fuckin’ sweet, as he pushed into your throat, his hand on the back of your head helping you to align your throat better. To allow him deeper down.

“Fuckin’ ‘ell, baby, that’s it. Just like that—“

He could feel your throat relaxing around him once more. Your gags easing, your shoulders letting go of their nervous tension: the sudden ease allowing his balls to press against your bottom lip as he bottomed out.

“Fuckin’ right, doll.” He was downright seeing stars by then: your mouth so fuckin’ soft and warm and wet around him that had this been his first time using you like this, he would’ve damn sure passed out from the pure fuckin’ bliss. “My darlin’s takin’ it so fuckin’ good, yeah?”

Ghost’s fingers caressed your cheek, soft and adoring: so at odds with the mess that he was making of you. Sliding out, only to feed every last fuckin’ inch of his cock back down your throat, somehow only deeper than the last time.

“Fuckin’—eyes on me, yeah, luv?”

Your gaze found his in an instant: the beauty of your eyes only highlighted by the glimmer of your tears, accompanied by the softest twinkle of his darlin’ seeking his approval.

Your body was begging for more: only opening up further around the brutal size of his cock, allowing him to pick up his pace.

In and out: your spit running past your lips.

In and fuckin’ out, as you forced your eyes to stay locked with his. How fuckin’ scary he must’ve looked, towering over you with his goddamn mask on. 

Fuck, how he would make you feel so loved and adored after. Work so hard on showin’ you how much you meant to him.

Christ al-fuckin’-mighty.

His eyes blinking shut, Ghost leaned his head back as his fingers around your head tightened their grip. Now chasing after his orgasm, he listened to your gags and whimpers: the desperation of your spit dripping past your lips as he used you for his pleasure.

His sweet little thing.

His perfect fuckin' darlin’.

“So goddamn fuckin’ close, baby—“

Ghost forced his gaze to meet yours, and that—fuckin’ hell, that was all that he needed. Seeing the knit of your brows as your twinkling eyes begged for his cum down your throat, so fuckin’ well trained.

So fuckin’ sweet.

With a deep curse and a rumbling call for your name, his cock pumped thick ropes of his seed down your throat.

Chuckling, as your eyes watered.

Praising you, his voice low yet warm, as he felt you swallowing around him before he pulled out with a soft pop.

Smiling from pure pride, as Ghost crouched by you and drew you into the deepest of kisses, full of adoration for you.

For his sweetheart.

His little fuckin’ champ.

masterlist | requests are open 💌

#can you tell how damn bad I need to get on my knees for this man? like jesus god please #also I took a benzo for sleep right before I began writing this (prescribed by my doc—do not abuse drugs!) so I hope this makes sense lmao #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley smut #simon riley x you #lo answers

[happy74827]

“I watch movies for the plot”

The ✨plot✨:

#I was made for lovin’ you babyyyy #made gifs of this scene for the girlies #you’re welcome✨ #god he’s so fine bruh it isn’t fair #they KNEW what they were doing with this scene omg #where’s my Colt #SAVE ME COLT SEAVERS #GO WATCH THIS MOVIE RN #colt seavers gif #colt seavers x reader #Jody I’m stealing ur mans #fanfic #x reader #reader #fanfiction #the fall guy #colt seavers #colt seavers gifs #ryan gosling #colt seavers fanfiction #colt seavers x female!reader #colt seavers fic #colt seavers/reader #colt seavers x you #ryan gosling x reader #I need to sleep fr #the fall guy movie #the fall guy fanfiction #ryan gosling gif #ryan gosling edit

[revitalizationrat]

Headcanon: Cassandra is TERRIBLE with names

(Shitty quality, click to see clearly)

It's THE dumb idea I was talking about few days ago...

I'm losing sleep over that, but anyway, enjoy🧡

#i need to sleep #oh god im so tired #thats why part with cherry duo might be a little messier than the rest #but i cant #im still laughing over fuckin LEOPOLD #DOROTHY #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #cherry duo #rottmnt raph #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt cassandra jones #rottmnt casey jones #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #my rat art

[okinmars]

at this point my brain just might be infected with paraba virus........here's the result of my craziness.....

#guilty gear #aba guilty gear #guilty gear paracelsus #ggstrive #paracelsus #guilty gear fanart #paracelsus guilty gear #aba ggst #paracelsus ggst #aba x paracelsus #god i love them so much #its not even funny #let aba bit him.....as a treat..... #im am not ok anymore i need to draw them more anytime soon #or else i die #ima sleep now

[kangaruthi]

sleepy harrow

#edit: people keep saying she’s too flat for a binder which is true #but what you need to understand about harrow is she’s drawn to dumbass self care decisions like a moth to a flame #this is a modern au if she can’t pass out in a haunted basement by god she WILL sleep in a binder she doesn’t need to be wearing anyway #also i think of it as an irl exoskeleton equivalent #she did NOT need to be doing all that with the bones either but she did it for the flair and to feel safe in her body #harrowhark nonagesimus #the locked tomb #art #fanart #digital art #sketch

[sunnymainecoonx]

The Dreamtale bros ig

#god I need to sleep #I am so incredibly tired...(and eepy) #utmv #sans au #undertale au #dream sans #nightmare sans #Dreamtale #I oddly like drawing dream crying it's not fun #my thoughts have gone everywhere I just. I need sleep so #eepy time!! :3 #I wanna go to Japan bc bc my brother was there and got rlly cool stuffs

[putting-kinger-in-places]

Put the vertical guy on the Y axis

Y Axis, Math Class I fucking HATE math class

#no hate to user lambie234 i bet you hate math class tlo #lets all have a big i hate math class circle where we hold hands and sing #god i need some fucking sleep #the amazing digital circus #tadc kinger #kinger

[puppetmaster13u]

4am Cryptid Batfam Idea

Just had a sleep deprived au idea of Constantine rambling about Gotham and mentioning how it's a cesspool of curses and magic races hidden and how there's three big monster Families who run everything.

The catch is that the three families are in fact the Waynes, the Bats, and the Malones. No one knows that they're the same people, and Constantine was not aware that Batman is in the same room- and he is about to have a great time with his kids fucking with the league.

#batman au #prompts #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #are they actually creatures? #who knows #cryptid batfamily #it'd be hilarious if they ARE but through the power of belief #so their forms change slightly depending on if they're acting as the bats or the malones #They're only human when they're the waynes and even then it's the Gotham edition of humans #Y'know with fun stuff like eye shine and some chompers and such #for fun #batman #justice league #question is if the league even know about the batkids #go wild #god i need sleep #dc #dcu #batclan #the malones #the waynes

[vagueconfusion]

Video taken by Katie McAllister on Facebook and posted to the Vessel Is God....Everything Sleep Token🙌🏻🎶✨ facebook group

Anyways here's II throwing lemons. For. A Reason.

#sleep token #also iv accepting a mini sombrero which is also pictured on the facebook group #and a picture of someone holding one of the lemons lmao #oh god do i need to start going on facebook again #did they just have lemons backstage? why? #i have so many questions that will never be answered #imagine running back on stage to a bunch of cheering and throwing lemons into the crowd??? honestly. power move?