#yes they all sleep in the same bed~

[wombywoo]

retired 🩶

#call of duty #cod #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #my art #listen this took me like two weeks so y'all better appreciate 🤌 #johnny is the super active DIY father of the family #simon has made his way through all of the miss marple mysteries and has now set his sights on naval fiction #also growing his fringe out to hide the early onset baldness #johnny has gorgeous hair but we knew that #the dogs are called roger and wee albert--guess which is which #yes they all sleep in the same bed~ #I guess I just need to see these two old and cranky and alive for whatever reason... #let them both burn in hell after a few good decades learning how to live beyond just surviving #god they probably make a banger pot roast....

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

In all honesty I think we all share that one desire that Howdy has.

To get a nice, warm hug from Barnaby after a long hard day. Something about having a pair of big burly arms wrapped around you to squeeze all the cares of the day away just sounds like heaven.

god. fuck. Yeag....

#i mean for me personally i envision big strong women but yk. same principle #Big Burly Arms. yes! #honestly howdy deserves it #he works so hard at his job... scammin' all day aint easy.... #he! deserves! to go home to his loving husband!!! #oughhhhh fuck now im Thinking About It and getting Emotional #btw listening to 'i hear a symphony' by cody fry and its laughingstock to me #rambles from the bog #anyway Emotional. yes #howdy going from spending his nights sleeping in the back of his own store #its probably a cramped space. wouldnt be surprised if he just has a cot in the storeroom #but yea going from that to coming home to a warm house and a big smile and a cozy shared bed. OUGH

[that-vampire-loser]

As someone who has read through almost everything on the Seth Gordon Lives tag on AO3, y’all are cowards.

If Seth lived Allison wouldn’t break up with him to be with Renee; she would be with BOTH of them.

Seth is just with her, as is Renee. (Seth isn’t all too interested in Renee and Renee is a lesbian so she just likes Allison) but she’s with both of them happily and they get along very well.

#and they all sleep in the same bed with Allison between Renee and Seth #did I just read Seth saving Allison that Nora posted #yes #and I’m having some serious thoughts #but I’ve always loved the idea of the three of them together #renison #seth gordon x allison reynolds #renee walker x allison reynolds x seth gordon #renee walker #seth gordon #allison reynolds #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #the raven king #the king’s men #the foxes #aftg trilogy

[myrmica]

vitalasy going WHO IS INFLUENCING YOU ? DID YOU TALK TO MAPICC? as his immediate reaction to the zam betrayal and you can hardly even hear him say this because his mic cuts out is top 10 craziest eclipse moments to me

#this in combination with subz telling zam that he's proud of him for being able to betray them because it means that they did help him #bizarre things going on here like 1) subz is coping so hard. he is saying that to make himself feel better #2) i would argue that subz overstates mapicc #as a responsible party for zam's behavior at times because it's easier that way & so much weight gets put on subz being zam's savior in bot #of their minds #and Also zam is never able to fully work through his mapicc baggage because despite everything he still wants to hang out with mapicc and #this will just always be true but he also knows that it's somehow wrong and weird of him to still want to hang out with mapicc after all of #that because everything subz and vitalasy signal to him about it is 'FUCK THAT GUY!!!!!!!!!!!' (reasonably so) #my thesis statement. 3 million reasons for why zam is not capable of being honest and vulnerable with them ever and this is one of them #and in place of being honest with each other they all form this habit of performing a grand gesture (trust apples etc) to reaffirm their #relationship but it's suuuuuuuuuuuuch a bandaid over a crack in a wall that is about to fall the fuck down #and a lot of his behavior can be attributed to mapiccissues yes but it's about the way subz frames it #can i say also why was vitalasy scheduling meeting times to speak to the dude he sleeps in the same bed as every night. minecraft roleplay #logistics create the funniest situations on earth. i'm only pro 'its a coherent world and not a minecraft server' when it's funny #m #lifesteal

[xxcapybaragamingepic1337xx]

If they didn't want people sleeping during the day they wouldn't have made beds so comfortable

#hi I just woke up and my blankets are so soft and it's the perfect temperature as well and I have so much work that needs to be done #it's a cruel world #I've also lost all concept of time and barely know what day it is but whatever #maybe.... another 20 minutes... what's the worst that could happen #sorry for rambling just woke up with very strong feelings about how comfortable I'm feeling rn #also unrelated to anything I think modern oil paintings are really interesting especially ones that are more realistic and focus on everyda #scenes or still lives #personally I always associate oil painting with very classical art and that comparison brings a whole new layer of appreciation to the #piece like yea you've painted your McDonald's happy meal and hundreds of years ago somebody painted this bowl of fruit #and the medium in which you did it stayed the same the whole time #it's similar to how I feel about (modern) art in museums in that because it's placed in museums it gives it the feeling of an important #art piece and something that you should study intently #love modern art btw don't think it has only value if it's placed in an museum I just think it's interesting how much impact the surrounding #have on what we consider art #which is a fun thing to try out like for example if I say my IKEA chair is art that gives it a different value #making me study it more closely and in the process I'll realise yes it is art to me the way the pieces fit together #how the form was designed etc and it works for everything and makes your day much more fun #ramble over if someone's still reading this here's a fun little guy: 🐕 and sorry for taking up so much space on the dashboard #I'm going to go back to sleep now (bed is still veryyyy comfortable) #delete later

[bluebear-d]

lestat carrying louis up the stairs bridal style the morning after their "wedding" <333

probably wouldn't have happened if louis hadn't been burned by the sun but still

and then they went to bed coffin together

#all the little moments showing us that the turning of louis by lestat was essentially a wedding #there was courting #there was attraction #there was a proposal and a yes in a church #or rather a kiss doubling as a yes #there was a love confession! #and the following night spent together #and the first sleeping together - at least in the same bed - as a 'married' couple #loustat #iwtv amc #iwtv

[pastelchad]

Instead of writing fic where you genderbend the ukes and make them str8 couples (😐) genderbend the entirety of sih and make the central conflict about Akihiko and fem!Ritsu's lavender marriage

#sihjr #fem!ritsu's mother would be all about getting her only daughter married and pumping out babies asap #to the point where she threatens to cut her off and get her blacklisted from the publishing industry if she doesnt shack up within the year #ritsu breaks down and cries in front of akihiko abt it and he proposes to her on the spot #of course shes FREAKED bc wtf but then he explains that hes gay and in love w someone he cant have and doesnt want him to know #that he is worried that being outed will ruin the career that his saving grace from his own toxic overbearing family #not to mention the fact that ritsu is beautiful and comes from old money and are around the same age so it wouldnt be too scandalous #and also that he can absolutely tell that shes a huge lesbian so why not just elope and continue living their lives #no one would be able to come up with a reason to disapprove bc they both have similar backgrounds and statuses #their families would be pissed that they married without their 'permission' and just the loss of control over their kids #but they cant admit it out loud so they all would just have to suck it up and play happy family in front of all the cameras #he promises that theyll never share a bed or even a room. she can just sleep in the guest bedroom if she wants #and also hell pay for a nicer apartment with better security #so ritsu is very afraid but her mother has already done some really terrible things to make it so that ritsu would have no choice #but to marry someone. like hiding her passport and promising her daughter to the kohinata family and making it seem like ritsu wants to #marry their son. so she says yes and he goes out and buys her a crazy ring that can be seen from space and sets up a ceremony for later #that month and they get married. this all happens a few years before he meets misaki #misaki ofc is very confused bc akihikos sudden marriage to the beautiful onodera heiress made national headlines years ago so y is he #all over him?? and where IS she?? does she not live in this giant penthouse w her husband and his ocean sized bed? #akihiko tells him not to worry his pretty little head abt all that but misaki just cant be the side piece or a homewrecker! #aki ofc doesnt care bc he knows ritsu doesnt care. theyve both agreed that they can date whoever as long as its discreet and she has #her own life and apartment and only sees him sporadically just to keep up appearances #ritsu and misaki meet at one of his award ceremonies and poor misaki is so confused nd a lil scared bc she is rlly nice #what if its all an act to get his guard down so she can effectively exact revenge for sleeping w her husband? what if she doesnt know?? #yknow something like that #headcanons #genderbend

[headfullofdolls]

So, now with the series 4 bios out, Lila Yamamoto is confirmed to be mixed Japanese and Chinese.

And this is good, of course, because the least they can do to explain her outfits is to have her be mixed heritage. Because there was a lot of reasonable concern over the cultural mishmashing going on with her fashions, as others have explained. And I’ve seen some people express relief because now we can put those concerns to rest!

...But as much as I, someone also Asian and mixed, would like to believe MGA planned for Lila to be mixed Japanese and Chinese from the start...

“Her dad is Japanese, and her mom is Chinese.”

That is the easiest sentence to insert into a paragraph as an afterthought. Just change “rich cultural roots” to “rich multicultural roots” and bada boom, she’s mixed now.

“Loves incorporating her family’s diverse culture with street style fashion” should really say “cultures” though, plural, so they forgot to fix that 🤔 But hey, that could easily be a simple typo, right?

Except the bio only mentioning Lila being a “streetstyle icon in Tokyo” also seems odd. She has a Japanese last name, lives in Tokyo, and reads rare manga, all referencing her Japanese heritage, but the bio makes no references to her Chinese heritage aside from her mom. If she “loves incorporating her family’s diverse culture(s)” with her fashion so much, why not a brief mention about what inspired her to incorporate Chinese elements? Like visiting her mom’s family in China (naming another specific city like Tokyo), or her mom introducing her to Chinese arts or fashions as she grew, in contrast to the Japanese culture surrounding them. Or being inspired by her parents’ respect for each others’ traditions and the way they incorporated them together while raising her. Lily Cheng’s bio talks about her growing up with “the best of both worlds,” so there’s already precedent for that similar experience. And there’s other students with longer bios that talk more about their families or backgrounds (see Krystal’s and Stella’s for instance), so it’s not like there wasn’t enough space or it’d be out of place for Lila’s bio to have a short reference to her Chinese cultural influences. Saying only, “Her dad is Japanese, and her mom is Chinese,” sounds bland and impersonal. And to me, seems like a hasty inclusion to hand-wave away the inconsistencies in Lila’s outfits. Because even with her mixed heritage, there are better, more respectful ways to incorporate Chinese and Japanese culture “with street style fashion” than the muddled hodgepodge they designed for her doll, if they only did more research.

You could say I’m being cynical and nitpicking, and you’d be right! But I also love Rainbow High and want better from it. Good representation is important (especially in properties directed at younger demographics), and it’s important to critique big corporations when they drop the ball, or at least question their actions. Because this issue isn’t new, isn’t even surprising, even just looking at Rainbow High’s history of diversity and representation. On the plus side, as fans have pushed for them to do better, they have started doing better! On the other hand, it’s frustrating to have to keep pushing for it, instead of the paid professional teams at MGA putting in the work and awareness to be better before anyone has to point it out to them.

I’m glad, relieved even, to have written confirmation of Lila as mixed race (I was worried they wouldn’t have any justification for her outfits at all). But planned or not, it doesn’t absolve the cultural carelessness issues going on with her clothes. As our first canonical multicultural representation in Rainbow High, I sorely wish she was better. Lila deserved better. We deserved better. But now, keeping that in mind, all we can do is speak out, and push for MGA to do better in the future.

#rainbow high #lila yamamoto #saw someone say now people could ''finally sleep at night instead of hating MGA'' and it activated my fight or flight reaction #and y'know what? #¿por que no los dos? (: #lila i want to love you but you're also causing me immense emotional turmoil :\ #like i almost never see darker-skin asian rep #i've literally seen more ads for ''skin-lightening'' products on trips to my mom's country #and then! woe! dark tan asian doll be upon ye! #eeeexcept her fashion is an insincere mix of east asian cultures as if they're all the same! yaaaaay #(and also her second skirt is just a straight up recolor of karma's) #(which is a smaller unrelated issue but still. annoying :\) #(like did they run out of ideas or just cheap out hahaaaaa) #anyway. i'm just out here writing long posts about dolls instead of going to bed. i am very normal #but hey! guess that also means i'm ''hating MGA'' instead of ''finally sleeping at night'' lmaoooo gottem #we've come full circle. the salt prevails #doll thoughts #tag specifically for rainbow high thoughts

[russilton]

mutual bingo for me 👉👈

How does it feel to be one of my three best friends even when you still act surprised that I like ur attention

#yes I signed both sibling things #because sometimes I feel like I’m the one being like yeah that’s adulting #and other times it most definitely feels like ur the one reminding me I deserve respect #I would put you in my pocket or tuck you into bed but you go to sleep at fuck off oclock and I think you’d bite me #even now I still need you to like me #I’d judge ur faves but we have the same faves #like all my best friends I still get excited when you interact with me #asks #badrieh’s tag #ask games

[themistymountainscold]

Steve snores like a lawn mower, and has woken up several times to a murderous looking Billy- but he is convinced he doesn't snore

Billy would tape him snoring, maybe even bring a neutral third party (Eddie and Robin).

Jonathan and Argyle sneak in and smoke weed with Billy, and Steve wakes up with a bunch of stoned people in his king sized bed 😭

LMAO YES OMG

#yes to all of this lmao #bro if i was billy i wouldn't care if steve was my bf i'd kick him off the bed #ft my og tumblr partner #i already can't sleep and i assume thats the same for billy #billy hargrove #steve harrington #stranger things

[gigglebug]

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#I keep seeing the 'commodification of friendship' post go by on my dash #and I keep having the same thought about it even tho I don't think I should add the commentary #to the post itself #but like #I draw issue with 'supposed to' #because while I agree sometimes sacrifices are made on behalf of our friends #(such as staying up late to talk so you scarifice your sleep or helping them move so you're sore the next day or whatever) #I also draw the line that if you sometimes /don't/ do those things that doesn't make you a bad friend #because sometimes you need to take care of yourself too #always putting your friends first for *every single thing* will warp your mind and send you into depression and burnout #ask me how I know #because I was there #I felt like I had to be there for them when I was never there for myself #and it sent me into such a catastrophic mental breakdown that I nearly had to be institutionalized #coupled with my already-existing depression and I hardly left bed for a year #anyway my point is yes help your friends but for the love of all things holy please also have boundaries #please love your friends and cherish them but also know when to step back and say 'I can't' #I didn't and it cost me a lot

[keeps-ache]

ocean is the moon's tears

#just me hi #boom case solved >:D #it's all makin sense now.... #hm i need to go to bed #hmmmmmmmmmmmm #or DO i? #i could just.... not #but at the same time if the water is the moon then maybe i really shouldn't #[ramblings of a soul gone mad] #hm #edit: okay so i've gotten thirsty which can only mean one thing #the moon is NOT telling me to go to sleep but rather that i need to Hydrate #so if we're between sleeping and hydrating then that means i should stay up until 1 again #yes this makes complete sense my third eye has opened i will Not be sleeping tonight thank you moon

[salaciousdoll]

· · Just in: Kento Nanami isn’t tolerating his young hot neighbor party habits, here’s what he has to say · ·

･˳ . ⋆ Reporting Live from Kento Nanami and Next door neighbor!Fem!reader ･˳ . ⋆

୨⍣୧ ⁺⁎˚ ⋆━━ Warnings : smut, Nanami is a hard!dom, hair pulling, creampie, fucked through orgasm, pet names( stupid bunny, slut, etc.), degradation is big time here, bed breaking( not just the head board), breeding kink, Nanami talks about getting you pregnant, hardcore, reader is mind fucked, Nanami is pussy drunk, reader is dick drunk, fluids( cream, squirting, drool), if I’m missing anything let me know WC: 1,081

MDNI, 18+

ෆ ‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿ ෆ ̟ ̇ ┈•ﾟNote from salaciousdoll: Please do note this was just to poke and have fun, it’s not gonna be perfect so don’t expect it. Anyways, hope you all enjoy my 35 min writing and yes I know this troupe and idea been used a thousands times, act like it hasn’t 😭 Nanami ass may be ooc here, idk.

Nanami always kept his eyes out for the new neighbor who threw parties with mountains of people coming in and out. He was pretty tired of the parties you throw even if you never introduced yourself to any one of your neighbors. You were young and everyone in this neighborhood was either stepping into their 30s or older than that. Only reason he knew you were young was because of how often he’ll see you leave and come in with different boys and girls.

The parties you threw were rowdy and full on project x type beat except without trashing your house. Nanami would be sleep and all he would hear is screams, music, and even the sound of fucking near his window. It’s like you didn’t care about anything or anyone, not even the complaints or calls from the police the other neighbors sent.

So Nanami didn’t care about the way you were clawing at his chest with your long, pretty acrylics as he gripped your hair in a tight ponytail— pounding into your pussy from beneath you with no mercy. The squelching sounds weren't enough to make him stop, in fact, that’s the sole reason he kept going. He ignored your cries and scrambling to get away from him because of how good he stretched your little hole out.

“ you’re not lasting like I thought you would… I mean sluts last long, so why aren’t you?”, Nanami grunts into your ear, his hips thrusting up into your weeping pussy, angrily. He didn’t care about the bed hitting the wall as he fucked you like the whore you’re mother wouldn’t be proud of.

You coughed and tried to make eye contact with him, but his grip on your hair was too much for you to see his face under you. So you cried out your frustration through crystallized vision, “ M’not a slut. Please slow down, Mr. Nanami.” Your sweet little moans and whimpers were beautiful.

Nanami let out a loud growl like moan and wrapped one arm around your body while he now had some of your ponytail tangled and wrapped into his hands, he was making your hair messy just like he was making your pussy messy. You partially regretted coming on because of the dare, but in the same breath, you were happy because now you’re living two of your fantasies.

“ You are. You are. Nnnhh, you’re a little slut that’s been disturbing this neighborhood since you stepped foot in here. Shame on you, did your mother and father teach you anything or are you too dumb of a bunny to understand. Fuck!”, Nanami grunts out his words because of how tight your fluttering walls wrapped around his dick.

Nothing but cries and little chokes escaped out of your mouth. You couldn’t form basic words, how dumb can you be? Nanami balls were slapping on your puckered hole from how fast and rough he was going. You gave up on digging your nails into his chest because you were so fucked out and tired from the pounding he’s giving you. So now your bare chest was pressed onto his bare chest, sweat glands producing from both of you.

“ Please! Please! Please! M’gonna m’gonna— uhhnnn.”, your moans were suppressed by his smooth lips. You were screaming into his mouth as you squirted over his pelvis, his balls, and legs. Some of it was getting on his sheets and he didn’t care one bit. He was too angry at you to see how messy you’ve gotten his covers.

You tried to scramble off him because you were squirting too much and the pressure of it all was too much especially for your already beaten up pussy. It’s like Nanami has superhuman speed and stamina. He sped up even more faster as he fucked up into you, you and your pussy screamed and cried.

Nanami grunts were beginning to become broken, “ Sh-ittt, s’good, pussy is so good squirting like that. I guess all those boys coming in and out of your house taught you how to milk cock, perfectly.” Your eyes widened and then they rolled back into your head at the rolling of his hips hitting the inner thighs repeatedly.

As soon as he did one more snap of his hips, the bed frame broke underneath you two causing a loud noise to erupt from how hard it hit the floor. The poles attached to his bed fell in the opposite direction of you two. If someone were to walk in right now, they’ll see that it looks like a tornado hit his room with how broken the bed was. Yet that still didn’t stop him. He now had a great angle as he pounded your tired, wet cunt over and over with one knee propped up, so you were now fucking rapidly and properly. He felt your velvet walls sucking him in with your liquid coming out at the same time. You were perfect for his cock. Nanami’s cock was big, way too big for your pussy. He loved your pussy so much. He was too drunk on your pussy to understand that his bed broke.

“ My fucking slut, such an devilish little temptation you are, gonna breed this tight little pussy. Nghh! Hopefully that’ll get you to stop having these parties and fucking with those boy toys of yours…. Settle down and grow round and big with our child, how does that sound? Hmm.”, Nanami moaned as you were now creaming on his cock from how overstimulated you were.

Your brain was fogged and your words were slurred with drool hangin out your mouth as you answered him, well tried. Luckily he understood every word you said. “ Yesh—yess, I wan’ your babies. Ahnnn. Want to be full and bloated with your children, mmm mr. Nanami”

Nanami smirked in victory because now there were no more parties, boys, or loud music. Gotta love corrupting and breaking his pretty little neighbor.

ෆ ̟ ̇ ┈•ﾟ Tagging: @chosoist @simpingfor-wakasa @honeybleed and anyone else who wants to be tagged

ﾟ•┈© all right reserved to salaciousdoll, she does not give permission to steal, plagiarize, and translate.

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[ancoraimparo26]

i crave a soul shattering intimacy with another human being on a primal and biblical level

just an fyi

#and yet i am just a girl being out through too much #that’s all #like yes i would like to kiss someone and to receive some forehead kisses #but also just like i crave being known #and sleeping in the same bed as someone not to imply anything risqué but to fall asleep and wake up with them the next morning #oh my godddddd

[kendricksendrick]

if this goofy little lets be a little bit more than best friends thing goes south who do I sue?

#THEY WERE THE ONE WHO SAID THEY WANT TO SLEEP WITH ME #SO WHY PLEASE TELL ME #WHEN I SLEE OVER WILL THEY NOT TOUCH ME AT ALL #OR MAKE ANY MOVE WHATSOEVER #SKIP CLASS FOR ME TO KEEP MY HANDS UP THEIR SHIRT IN BED BUT WONT ROLL OVER TO SAY ANYTHING WHILE I DO THAT #HELLO??? #like im genuinely so confused am I scary or something #or in the wrong for hands up the shirt in the morning when I fell asleep with hands up the shirt the night before #they laughed when I put my hand in their pocket tho but HELLO TELL ME WHAT YOURE THINKING #this is so messy but so fun at the same time but also yes it is scary #I’m actually starting to go a little crazy over the fact they won’t touch me at night like I understand you are not a cuddled #but I am in DIRE need of physical human contact right now or I may actually implode #they gave me some of their clothes the other day and I did a fashion show mf sent me a snap of them staring at my naked back #like literally just ask and I’ll do whatever you want at this point #I’m down bad nd it disgusting

[lesdemonium]

the beautiful thing about acotar is that it's not good. it really isn't. but it is so enjoyable and has such good bones and ideas and it just makes me wanna rub my grubby little fanfic hands all over it.

#i need to read and write batboys fic #i legit thought they were canon #and then these shoehorned het relationships im just like #oh i thought we were #no??? #we're not doing that??? #how heterosexual of you #all because of one line and then their dynamic where i was like 'oh yes they sleep in the same bed for sure' #i was wrong