#george washington tw

[one-time-i-dreamt]

George Washington was chasing me down main street with a sword yelling at me that he was God's warrior and I was going to Hell and I was a witch.

#dream #george washington tw #sword #yelling #God #Hell #witch

[gunmancarl]

what if george washiington walked into the first continental congress like

im here im queer and i hate the british musketeers

#george washington tw #george washington #196 #rule

[batwynn]

Throwback to the most piece of art I’ve ever made. Peaked at 7 years of age, and already pissing my teachers off.

George Washington Committing War Crimes With Multi Weapon Mace and Horse Pooping on the Dead.

#listen so my mom sat me down and explained some things about the All American History Propaganda they were teaching us so I took it and ran #george washington #American history #art #that horse is amazing ok #I think I was like 7? #anyway time to tw tag this #tw: colonialism #tw: violence #tw: death #tw: war crimes #tw: poop #I don’t know what else to tag but as always feel free to message me to add more #also his horse is shitting on the British soldiers who I thought all had those huge fuzzy hats #so that’s what was going on there on the dead guy under poop

[beatleswings]

THE BEATLES performing their first concert in the US at the Washington Coliseum in Washington, D.C. February 11, 1964.

#still the 11th as i post this but anyways #happy 59th to their first ever us concert #the beatles #john lennon #paul mccartney #george harrison #ringo starr #beatlemania #washington coliseum #1960s #60s #1964 #my gifs #beatlesedit #flashing #flashing warning #tw flashing

[salmonthecat]

George Washington x reader headcannons

Fluff

When you and the kids met Washington you suddenly fell in love with him

He may look threatening but he is actually soft

He treats you like a queen

When you are sad or angry he would hug you and comfort you

Smut

Washington loves the sounds you make when you make love with him

He would take off your corset for you since you can't reach the laces

He is very muscular, voice deep, and handsome

"You make such lovely sounds my love~"

Oh he knows how to do a French kiss (Henri told him how to do it)

He knows he's bigger than you so he needs to be gentle or he'll hurt you

After making love he blows out the candles, let you use his bare chest as a pillow and then fall asleep

He also has a praise and daddy kink

#george washington #liberty's kids #tw smut #character x reader #fluff and smut

[little-desi-historian]

So, I’m researching the seven years war.

All I have to say is, God damn it! English, French, and all colonizers (extremely derogatory).

Also, George Washington and Robert Rogers are here to!

I’m convinced you can’t research the American revolution without researching the seven years war first.

Just this once, in this sole instance, historical! Washington had a very small semblance of moral high ground, he was an aid to camp on the English side, but he didn’t want war, he did everything in his power to prevent the war. His superiors and the French still blamed him.

I’m still dragging all colonial powers equally, additionally, Jefferson and Washington aren’t safe from my disdain.

👏 Tallmadge 👏 only 👏 gets 👏 a 👏pass 👏 because 👏 by 👏 the 👏 regency 👏 era 👏he 👏 hated 👏 slavery and 👏 we 👏 fully 👏would’ve 👏lost 👏 the 👏 revolution 👏 were 👏 it 👏 not 👏for 👏 the 👏 culper 👏 ring 👏 and 👏French 👏 backing. 👏

Tallmadge & slavery: not an exception, but in hindsight, better than most. (borrowed from @mollafer)

Above average, comparatively. Re: Benjamin Tallmadge the historical figure. (An opinion from @mollafer I generally agree with, and, but, cultural genocide and subjugation are still… well that).

Slavery is still an atrocity and makes people chattel and enforces white supremacy, it was designed as such.

American revolution, an ever growing master list of reading, compiled by me (I’m willing to crowd source should anyone have recommendations!).

New Orleans: Whitney plantation. Slavery from the black experience.

White man’s law.

On historical fiction and representation.

#seven years war #18th century #18th century history #george washington #robert rogers #meerathehistorian #slavery cw #war cw #genocide cw #colonialism cw #racism cw #long post tw #history #anti imperialism #amrev history #amrev #american revolution #benjamin tallmadge #ben tallmadge #turn: washington's spies #turn amc #amc turn #turn washington's spies #fuck colonialism #fuck colonizers #historical references #revolutionary war #know your history #fuck white supremacy #long post

[starplatinumnun]

literally going insane. you're telling me that four virginian girls ate live and frozen mice together every full moon as "roommate bonding time" and a good luck ritual, and people just knew about it?

#gwu #george washington university #micegate #tw animal death #tw animal cruelty #nunnie.txt

[milkloomis]

Posting this since it's my header image GSISGDU

#dawn of the dead 1978 #dawn of the dead #george a romero #francine parker #peter washington #roger demarco #stephen andrews #flyboy #milksarttag #gun tw

[thelordofshrimp]

if you are still a Hamilton fan in the year of our lord 2022 i am BEGGING you to listen to the Aaron Burr episodes of The Dollop

(yes it is a comedy podcast. yes it is also accurate. they cite their sources at the end.)

please please PLEASE stop taking the musical as historical fact. the book the musical was based on was written by a man who works for the Wall Street Journal. of COURSE it's going to favor Hamilton

to give you an idea of just how wrong the show is, in 1947 a Congressional report titled "Fascism in Action" cited Alexander Hamilton as a DIRECT inspiration for Nazi financial policy (bottom of page 17)

his political party was created almost entirely to serve businesses and banks at the expense of anyone who wasn't rich. they were anti-immigration. Hamilton himself called democracy a disease.

this was not a good man. none of them were good men. this show glorifies a person who, were he alive today, would hate every single one of his own show's fans.

#there is more in my brain but i'd just be echoing the dollop's words and i'd rather you go listen to them instead of me #liberal democrats and leftists i am looking directly at you #we (myself included) have a very big problem with not actually learning anything and just echoing what we heard the last person say #please read a history book not written by ron chernow #critically analyze your media #if you're just in it for the music that's fine. go listen to in the heights instead #hamilton #alexander hamilton #hamilton the musical #aaron burr #tw nazi #george washington #historical hamilton #thomas jefferson #james madison #lin manuel miranda #history #american history

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was somehow able to see ghosts as their younger selves (like 20s or so). One of them was George Washington, who asked me out and proceeded to age into how he’d look present day and screamed at me when I said no.

#dream #ghost #death tw #george washington

[hartshorn-and-isinglass]

18th Century Eggnog

A brief history of Christmas eggnog, plus some fun stories about George Washington's best and worst Christmases. Of course, if you put nutmeg on your nutmeg, you summon Jon Townsend:

(Screenshot of pinned comment by Townsends: "Nutmeg in the recipe and on top? It just doesn't get any better.")

#18th century #18thcentury #18th century cooking #eggnog #alcohol tw #george washington #Youtube #tasting history #max miller #jon townsend #historical christmas

[this-world-of-beautiful-monsters]

The fact that presidents' day, a day celebrating a group of political leaders who were primarily genocidal racists and set on the birthday of george washington slaveholder in chief,

happens to be hitting us this year on the same day of the 82nd anniversary of fdr signing executive order 9066 and order the mass incarceration of japanese americans in internment camps,

and these commemoration are both happening the same day that the right-wing side of twitter has decided to perpetuate a storm (tw intense racism and csa mentions) of racist lies and paranoia centered around a modern-day "executive order 9066" where the biden administration somehow actually gives immigrants concrete financial support,

all feels deeply, profoundly...american.

#president's day #executive order 9066 #racism #xenophobia #japanese hisotry #aapi history #I don't know if the right wingers are trolling everybody or if they genuinely believe this and I'm scared to ask #also I'm getting flashbacks to being told what a great president fdr was when I was a kid #and how long it took me to figure out that was kind of very much bullshit #tw racism #xenophobia mention #tw xenophobia #slavery mention #slavery #george washington mention #george washington #tw presidents #presidents #history #american history #conservatives are morally bankrup

[smok3r7]

MAIN MASTERLIST

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Here's the link to my Ao3 also

- Joel Miller Stories -

Latching On To You (finished)

| Joel Miller x F!reader

Series summary: What happens when, after thirteen loving years of being with Joel, you start to feel like he’s slipping away from your grasp? How much of yourself will you lose because of the trauma your father put you through at such a young age? You could be wrong about Joel, but something is telling you otherwise - or are you just not healed enough to see past your own insecurities?

Is Leaving Even An Option? (finished)

Joel x F!reader

EXTREME TW: Extreme domestic abuse (verbal and physical), PLEASE READ WARNING BEFORE READING!!

Summary: Your days have become one in the same - even with the terrifying reality of death right outside the walls of Jackson, being home is evidently worse. You never thought you’d be in the situation you’ve been stuck in for seven years now, the daily abuse you endure has become an expectation. You take whatever your husband throws at you, literally and figuratively, because you’ve been trained to believe this is normal. But a new man, Joel, moves next door and happens to be friendly towards you, this causes your husband’s anger to worsen. Your mind starts a gruesome war with itself - can you leave him or do you stay until the inevitable happens?

One Door Closes & Another One Opens (ongoing)

Joel Miller x OFC! Divorce Attorney

Summary: She’s a divorce attorney and he’s a husband looking for help to save his daughter, and himself, from his gambling addict wife. Renae Russo is a woman who fights for her clients and wins. She’s satisfied with her life and what she does - but she wishes she could have a little more. What happens when Joel Miller becomes her client and she gets to see this man fight for the safety of his ten year old daughter, Sarah. Will she be able to keep it professional? For her sake.

Christmas Getaway (One-Shot)

| Joel Miller x Softball Coach!F!reader

Summary: You met Joel by coincidence. You picked up a little side job to be a high school softball coach for fun, and Sarah was one of your top players. Sarah introduces you to Joel after the first game and both of you hit it off immediately. The three of you grow closer throughout the year and end up spending the holidays together on a getaway trip. Joel treats you to a nice night.

Three, Two, One - Draw! (One-shot)

Cowboy Joel x F!reader

Summary: In Tombstone, you’re the bartender at Wyatt Earp’s saloon, a favorite actually. You’re one of the fastest shooters in the west, having learned from the best - your brother, Doc Holiday. One night after your shift at the saloon, your husband Joel Miller, tells you he wants to practice your draw speed. However, he’s not talking about guns.

New Traditions // Valentine’s Day (One-shot)

Joel Miller x f!reader

Summary: The last Valentine’s Day two years ago has shattered your view of the so-called holiday. When Joel brings up the idea, you shut him down immediately, but he doesn’t listen. He hopes he can change your opinion on the holiday of Love.

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- Aaron Hotchner Stories -

They Always Come Back (Ongoing)

Aaron Hotchner x f!reader

Explicit, 18+

Summary: You and Aaron met in college, Criminology Major, funny enough. Throughout your five years at George Washington College, you and Hotchner had this on and off again relationship; it was all fun until you started to realize that you loved him. After graduation the two of you cut ties and left it as dumb college love, going your separate ways. After a couple decades you finally land your dream job, a seat at the BAU; however when you notice the name copied on the email, you can’t believe your eyes.

#joel miller #joel miller x f!reader #joel miller x reader #joel miller smut #joel miller x you #joel miller fanfic #latching on to you #joel miller series #pedro pascal #aaron hotchner x you #aaron hotchner x reader #aaron hotchner fanfiction #aaron hotch x reader #aaron hotchner #aaron hotch x you #criminal minds #one shots #series #joel miller imagine #joel miller au #joel miller fic #joel miller and OC #joel miller x oc #joel miller x original character

[salmonthecat]

Imagine you and Washington making out and rubbing your thighs "You are very beautiful my love" he purred. Kissing your neck and giving you a hickey on your neck, hearing you say "you're so hot". "Am I darling~" his husky tone of his voice made you wet. "All ready wet for me darling~" he chuckled kissing your inner thigh. Putting your legs on his shoulders while he's inside you. "Please s-sir h-harder~" you whined. "Mine~" he growled. After that you lay your head on his bare chest. "Was that good love" he purred, "Yes it was" you smiled, "good night darling" he whispered and blew out the candles. And you both fell asleep.

#george washington #liberty's kids #the cats thoughts #someone help me #I'm having those thoughts #I think I love him too much #please dont attack me Tumblr #LK imagines #tw smut

[ithaquasbbg]

Hello I hope you are doing well!

I wanted to request some Joseph x reader headcanons!

I was wondering what you would think would happen if Joseph's s/o didn't exactly agree with camera world/him wanting to be immortal? because it obviously seems like he is striving to especially immortalize his loved ones. do you think his fear of death would cause problems in the relationship or anything else would arise due to this? (you can put this as yandere or not depending on how you interpret it. srry if you don't do yan I couldnt find your rules.)

thank you whether or not you decide to do this!

take care!

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Yoooo thanks for the Joseph request I love my George Washington knockoff 🫶 /j

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Joseph with a reader who dislikes the photo world ~ Headcanons

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Tw : paranoia, mentions of murder (Joseph’s camera world), dependency, trauma mentions

Extra : I didn’t go full “yandere” route partially because that’s not how I see jos, but I did play on him being a little possessive and desperate

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|🎀| Joseph is a man heavily influenced by the loss he has experienced throughout his life, and he couldn’t bear to lose you like everyone else, hence, he shares the concept of the photo world with you

|🎀| But when you make your intentions clear you have no interest in being preserved, his anxiety ramps up tenfold, though he’ll try his best to avoid showing it.

|🎀| Quickly becomes more protective of you, because he knows that he cannot keep you safe in his photo realm, no matter how much he may want to.

|🎀| Thankfully (for the both of you)- it’s quite hard to actually pass in the manor, though Joseph’s irrationality would get in the way of that fact.

|🎀| Joseph would probably be hurt by the fact that you don’t support his efforts to preserve the lives of others for two reasons. The first is that he is genuinely blinded by his trauma and believes he’s doing what’s best for everyone, and that it would be the best for you. The second reason is that he’s terrified you’d see him as a murderer and leave him like many other people had done in the past.

|🎀| He’s always been plagued with nightmares, though after the confrontation, he’d have more and more frequent nightmares, specifically of losing you and being unable to do anything, like what happened to Claude.

|🎀| Joseph may want to immortalize you, though he couldn’t bring himself to betray your trust. He has lacked a sense of security in his life since he was young, and you provide him that security he so desperately seeks out.

|🎀| If you return from a match injured, he’d be quick to find out who it was and shoot them no small amount of looks.

|🎀| That is.. after panicking over you of course.

|🎀| If it’s a little injury, such as a scrape or some bruising, Joseph would likely be a little tense and immediately try and bring up the idea of the photo world again, and would become dejected when the idea is declined.

|🎀| But if it’s a large injury, something severe, he’d be inconsolable, panicking and trying to get your permission for him to photograph you.

|🎀| The worst is when you’re sick, especially after the whole photo world debacle. Joseph is very self sacrificing by nature, and would destroy his own already frail health in an attempt to help you.

|🎀| However, there’s always the chance he’s gone against your wishes (if he got desperate enough) and taken your photo anyways, that way he could save you if you needed it.

#idv fandom #idv fanfic #idv headcanons #idv imagines #idv x reader #idv scenarios #idv matchup #idv photographer #photographer idv #joseph idv #idv joseph #identity v photographer #identity v joseph #joseph desaulnier

[austinssillyhyperfixations]

(tw very light suicide mention)

alright, I was in class with my friend and he taps me on the shoulder and says "Did you know that Gordon Ramsey has the same amount of syllables as Evan Hansen, so that means you can replace Evans name with Gordon Ramsey in Sincerely, Me!"

So we had a good little laugh about that, but then that gave me an idea

I though for a minute then turned around to this friend and said "Barack Obama has the same amount of syllables as Connor Murphy so you can replace his name with Barack Obama in the song"

AND THEN IT SPIRALED INTO ABSOLUTE CHAOS WITH US FINDS SYLLABLES FOR EVERY CHARACTER. ME AND HIM ARE MAKING THIS AN AU AND YOU CAN'T STOP US.

heere (haha Jeremy Heere) are the sillys

Evan Hansen - Gordon Ramsey

Connor Murphy - Barack Obama

Zoey Murphy - Justin Bieber

Jared (we didnt use his last name) - Kanye

Alana (again we didn't use her last name) - Ed sheeran

Heidi Hansen - George Washington

Murphys - Eminems (Its a first name but shush)

OH AND AFTER WE WERE DONE WITH THIS WE ASKED OUR FRIEND IF HE COULD IMAGINE BARACK OBAMA KILLING HIMSELF

WE MAKING IT OUT OF DEH WITH THIS ONE (insert fire emoji)

we might write a crack fic abt this lol

my boy toy twink malewife Micheal who helped me make this @harmless-potat0

#dear evan hansen #stupid memes #memes #connor murphy #autism #yes im tagging autism in this stfu #anyways #where was i #oh yeah #alana beck #jared kleinman #zoey murphy #heidi hanson #dear even hanson #dear even hansen the musical #deh memes #deh musical #evan hansen #is it hansen or hanson? #doesnt matter