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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

#HELL YEAH DUDE FUCKING BOP

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what the fuck did you expect me to feel when you gripped the back of my head like that and sank your fangs into my neck? Indifference? Disgust? NOT sheer adoration? be serious.

#red cross au

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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.

#just made myself a cloak actually

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one shrimp two shrimp red shrimp blue shrimp

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thinking about how annabeth’s entire core is to be remembered and to create something that is permanent and how percy lost all his memories and had no idea who he is but still remembered her. like what the actual fuck man

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers

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:3

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#I'm faster and more accurate on a keyboard

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would love genuine suggestions for other vegetables and ways to cook them. if you're an asshole about it not being a lot of vegetables or about it taking work from me to get into vegetables as a class i will explode you badly. i am allergic to peppers

#im a recent zucchini convert!!! #realized after 21 years of living that you can SEASON IT and it tastes GOOD

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#bro my name is emily the only people who misspell it are preschoolers #HOWEVER #there is a very small group of people who are allowed to spell my nickname “emmy.” everyone else must write “emi” or face judgement

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

#me giving a very passionately neutral rant about sigmund freud yesterday

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and if you’re comfortable put in the tags how old you are

#eminem song #about a crazed fan named stan

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this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

#inside out is hellish propaganda

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IT’S TODAY!!!

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#“can i tell you something that might be TMI—” yes. yes. tell me. id swallow you whole if i could

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Yes this poll is very biased in favor of North America lol

#sleeping on nick jr aka the only channel i was allowed to watch