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i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^

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medieval judge: i sentence you to a swift and painless death in private with all of your clothes on

gay masochist pervert criminal: NOOOOOO PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!

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#regular show

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the dungeon meshi live action show looks really good so far!

#chilchuck tims #dunmeshi

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would you a marry a swiftie with the same politics as you or a fascist with the same taste in art as you

this website has elevated suicide bait to an immaculate artform perfected like no other culture in history

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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yeah i understand these books

#asoiaf

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#st. sebastian #i'm too catholicpilled

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my economically sound and durable brutalist baby just dropped several tonnes of concrete on your neoclassical baby

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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

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ok ill bite who is taylor swift

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pov you are a skittish horse in the wild being offered kindness for the first time by the farmer's eccentric child who has full confidence that you can be the one to win the big race and save the farm

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Today's Seal Is: Caterpillar

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what if thistle had confronted senshi before the story started?

#thistle #senshi of izganda #dunmeshi

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#creepypasta

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#sorry for dmmd posting (not really) #dmmd