Things from Game Grumps that I quote daily
“Back to the game.”
“Dude, just pity laugh, please.”
“You’re never going to believe this. I have digestive issues later in life.”
“Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth.”
‘“What am I willing to put up with today?’ NOT FUCKING THIS.”
“Look, I know sometimes I am a petulant child about things…”
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Dan: I don't like being in a master/servant situation with you, Arin.
Arin: ... Why?
Dan: Okay, next question for master!
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"Everything feels triumphant until you're squashed by a giant spiky dildo."
- Dan Avidan, 2021
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Bard: I’m a firm believer in ‘if you’re going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly.’
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Miguel: "As you know, I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me. We've established this."
Peter B Parker: "Where am I on the list?"
Miguel: "Well, I can't tell you that because then you'll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction."
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The Xiao Long Rizz
Jaune: I'm pretty sure you'd sleep and forget to find me this morning.
Yang: *Like a chad* Wouldn't have forgotten if I was sleeping with you~
Jaune: But look at this- *turns a way with a dark blush* My Oum -look at this outfit
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Jimin: friends can do stuff together
Jimin: they can have fun
Jimin: they can high-five
Jimin: they can help each other
Jimin: they can have loving looks in their eyes
Tae: whoa-
Jimin: they can maybe kiss
Tae: what?!
Jimin: they can have fun
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kunikida at dazai: god i wish I could just break your neck right now… but like in an accident
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kid flash: i know you bats like to work stuff out on your own, but do you need anything? you look kinda like a drowned rat
robin: *who just had to swim through gotham harbor, right after taking a huge public beating from two-face* yeah a rope and a dramatic tree.
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Arin: Twilight is like... between night and day, right?
Dan: Uh, yes, and it's a series of very scary movies.
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"Twilight is like... between night and day, right?"
"Uh, yes, and it's a series of very scary movies."
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Warriors: I have a list of friends in order of how likely they are to betray me.
Twilight: [amused] Where am I on that list?
Warriors: ...
Warriors: [serious] WelI can’t tell you that.
Twilight: Why not...?
Warriors: Because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.
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Wednesday and Enid are reading Dagon together in bed.
Enid, as she reads: Ew.
Wednesday, teasingly: Darling, I'm going to need you to calm down.
Enid: I'm extremely calm. I'm just, also simultaneously grossed out.
The two continue to read in silence for a few minutes.
Enid, suddenly: Thank God fish aren't into cash.
Wednesday: ....
Enid: ....
Wednesday: Like they're stealing my cash?
Enid: Yeah, well..... Alright, I'm gonna be honest with you. I fell asleep for a second there. I had a two-second dream that fish were stealing stuff.
Wednesday giggles at Enid.
Enid: And then, when I woke up, I was like, "Man, could you imagine if they didn't just want your valuables, they wanted cash." And then, I said it out loud, and then I was like, "I dreamed that. Wednesday didn't see any of that fish thing that I just went through."
Wednesday, laughing: "That I just went through."
Enid: That was the weirdest experience.
Wednesday: The journey you've been on.
Enid: Yeah. Babe, I have been places between pages four and five.
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