#funny conversation

[prankprincess123]

Watching one of the Jurassic Park movies:

16yo brother: *identifying every dinosaur whether real or one of the fictional hybrids on sight by scientific name and rattling off facts about them*

Me: That is a big sharp-tooth...

#family conversations #funny conversation #little brother #jurassic park #jurassic world #land before time #dinosaurs

[ladymarvel27]

Niall: Liam, do you believe in ghosts?

Liam: There's no such thing as ghosts.

Niall: But our maid just said there's ghosts.

Liam: PACK YOUR BAGS!! AND MEET ME IN THE CAR RIGHT NOW!!

Niall: Why? What happened??

Liam: WE DON'T HAVE A MAID.

#one direction #one direction incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #liam 1d #niall 1d #liam payne #niall horan #conversations #funny conversation #funny chats #chats #dark comedy #niam horayne

[celosiaymierdas]

my response 💀

#curve men #rejection #funny texts #texts from last night #text post #long beach #recent shit #personal #late night shitposting #funny shit #femme #femme fatale #funny conversation #grunge #high #it sucks but its funny #homebody #girls who smoke weed #this is what makes us girls #girl #girl problems

[band-room-quotes]

Tiny Trombone: You regretting music yet? Mod Euphonium: Nope Tiny Trombone: Tired? Mod Euphonium: Nope I feel wide awake today Tiny Trombone: Oh, so you had caffeine today Mod Euphonium: I actually rarely drink caffeine Tiny Trombone: Impossible Mod Euphonium: I also get almost 8 hours of sleep a night Tiny Trombone: You terrify me

#funny conversation #low brass seminar #college #music ed life #mod euphonium

[mbrainspaz]

Texted the only coworker on my shift this morning because I realized I was late. Embarrassing since I live 10 feet from the barn.

His girlfriend will probably see this before he does.

#coworkers #barn life #ranch life #funny texts #funny conversation #life of a texan peasant #writer problems

[scienceandshitpostsdaily]

You know you’re getting old when you and your besties start bitching about the way people email you pdfs

@specter-of-bugs

#me #funny #humor #friends #text screenshots #funny conversation #getting older #emails #I hope this email finds you bad

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

#book 24 #the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this #greatest hits #all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way #and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs #a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls #not exactly war crimes but Ok #sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys #can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird…. #if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head #please be normal #will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny

[jerseymuppet]

getting up on my soapbox for a moment. i find it laughable that nearly every time someone says they don’t like rap they cite hamilton and k-pop as the only rap they can tolerate. because everything else is just so violent and full of blatant consumerism. first off. so is k-pop. secondly. idk how to tell you the founding fathers were some of the most violent people around (coming from a black american descentant of slaves who is most likely related to thomas jefferson. shouldn’t have to explain the relevance here). thirdly. hamilton and k-pop both reference and interpolate rap. so idk what to tell you babes. you do like rap. you just don’t like black people. say it with your full chest next time.

#it’s very funny because there’s a whole conversation about how white people treat k-pop and rap #like they are both a homogenous thing and not two very massive and diverse genres #like k-pop isn’t just pop and the idea of it being ‘purer’ is you guys infantalizing Asians #like idk I don’t think you guys hear yourselves sometimes #but that’s another conversation. #jude.txt

[littlestarbigfangs]

Narrator: "Everything is in motion - all within these walls are doomed to destruction unless you act."

bonus:

#fyi each tav dialogue option was a reload so u cant get all this dialogue from one conversation #blowing him up is sooo funny #especially bc he is the only one who approves of u stealing the mace #astarion #astarion ancunin #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #bg3edit #540px #my beloved #mygifs #gifs #my uplaods #gif #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #10k

[ivane-embraces-the-weirdness]

She called him Daddy and he fucked up big time…

#oc #tatzelwurm #original character #my ocs #originalcharacter #cute #artistsofinstagram #kinktober 2023 #kinktober #art prompt #prompt list #ibispaint art #sketchbook app #couple #funny post #funny conversation #oc couple

[ao3-crack]

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#archive of our own #ao3 stuff #ao3 quotes #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #lets soup him #I will use this someday in everyday conversation #just you wait

[prankprincess123]

11yo sis #3: *conspiring carpool ideas to get EVERYONE to the family dance at her school* And then [sis-in-law] and [niece] can go with X and...

Older Bro: *across the room, oblivious* Wait, where are you guys going without me?

Me: No context, I'm just stealing your wife and baby

Bro: *rolls eyes* Usually

Sis-in-law: *practically falling over laughing*

#family conversations #funny conversation

[spookberry]

Idiot to Idiot communication

#there's a part 2 to this in my brain but idk if I'll draw it and this can stand alone fine too #danny phantom #my art #van life au #agit technically #i like when older danny grows his hair out but i could kinda see him avoiding it as a way of avoiding that evil alt future #like hes uncomfortable with how it likens back to it #but maybe having van around and seeing that alt future version try to be a better person in their 2nd chance could #ya know relieve any of that anxiety #so i wanted to illustrate them having a conversation about it #but i got stuck on thia funny beginning part #who knows if I'll get around to the serious part

[heph]

Unstoppable Force VS Immovable Object

#baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #volothamp geddarm #volo bg3 #bg3 volo #raphael bg3 #bg3 raphael #Learning that Volo is immortal is not good for me... #I was talking to my friend about how it'll be funny if he was just unable to die #and someone really desperately hated him #that “someone” ended up being Raphael while I was planning this drawing #I just think the conversation from either side would be both full of rhymes and riddles #also the file name for this thing is RaVolo LOL #Raphiolo??? #idk. #ravolo #raphiolo

[beybuniki]

#Anyway i came here to post theseeee #Much to be said but i have to sleepm #I think they have some really funny conversations in their 2nd year aoughhh

[mbrainspaz]

Not sure what the going rate for a broken 11 year old imac is these days tbh. Some boots probably would be more useful to me.

and this is definitely not suspicious at all

Oh yeah, before I could even post this she said 'size 8' and sent me pictures of two different boots.

Now this is just getting ridiculous 😂

#fb marketplace #found on facebook marketplace #scammers #funny conversation