thatsneakymedic

[thatsneakymedic]

#self #lord orochimaru #niiiiice #I love this art

[thatsneakymedic]

friendly reminder that i don't care what your muse does to mine!! kiss them, fight them, throw a drink in their face, hold a knife to their throat.. you don't have to dm me for permission beforehand but please remember that my muse will react accordingly ♡♡ i think pushing limits and pushing buttons is a lot of fun but always keep in mind that they won't just sit there and take it, yanno?

#just a reminder too #since Kabuto IS a medical ninja #and unlike most medic nins #he isn't afraid to use his medical knowledge to hurt idiots #but at the same time #kabuto is a little shit who likes to push his luck on stronger individuals

[thatsneakymedic]

#THIS! #best headcanon I can accept! #and very true #especially when said village elders who turned a blind eye to Danzo's activities towards the orphanage #why would Kabuto want to help them? #least Naruto is totally by his side with this #so it seems #sasuke too

[thatsneakymedic]

I have a headcanon that kabuto only has kinky or BDSM type sex with partners that he doesn’t really care about. With someone he really cares about, he will keep the sex simple and passionate and let his true emotions show in every look and touch, because everything else in his life is already so complicated and sex with a loved one is a rare moment of honesty where he doesn’t have to put up a front.

// I kinda like this headcanon since in a way, kinky sex is his way of hiding his sensitive self from his chosen partner so that they could only serve as to satisfy him. But hold on! That doesn't mean that he won't go vanilla for the person he cares about.

Because if his partner wants that kind of sex as way but also want the simple and passionate, he would gladly give it to them. Even when the sex is kinky, with his loved one, the tenderness and the aftercare will still be there and important.

#not sfw #old ask #but answered it late #better late than never #just trying to get back to things

[thatsneakymedic]

rping with adhd

starting a reply and then pausing to check your dash and never returning

and then when you do go back you forget where you were going with the reply

saving all your replies in your drafts to ‘do later’ and never doing them

thinking about saving your drafts and saying you’ll remember it and the not remembering it

writing a sentence and then thinking of something cool to say later on mid-sentence and writing that instead and then never going back to finish your first sentence

30 different tabs open at all times

stopping replying to format posts/themes instead

putting things in your likes to reblog later but never doing it

10 different tags for one type of post

missing out a detail in a reply because you only skimmed it bc you don’t have the attention-span to read a long-ass para

i literally stopped writing this post for about half an hour because i started dash browsing how do i get anything done

#LITERALLY ME! #DX #missing glasses #why I'm quiet and trying to do stuff

[thatsneakymedic]

@thetoaddaddy

2 ibuprofen and dick from that old man would fix me

#LMAO! #I just thought about your Jiraiya with this #XD #not sfw #but funny enough #not even this can fix Kabuto

[thatsneakymedic]

// Can someone tell me why is my dash posting old posts from my mutuals when they haven't posted anything new yet?

I have been liking and replying to old things without knowing that they were old till I visited their blogs and I don't see the mentioned post anywhere.

It's getting to me since I really don't like this and I would much rather my dash being slow than the dash putting up old posts.

#missing glasses #how do I stop this #it's been so long since I have been online #and yet #tumblr is bullying me again

[thatsneakymedic]

his ass is NOT focused

#self #masked man #obito uchiha #like #how can one NOT stare #XD

[thatsneakymedic]

"..."

Don't mind him, he's just annoyed because SOMEBODY is using Kabuto's favorite coffee cup before he could use it.

"Coffee is my vaccine." Those are the words on Kabuto's coffee cup.

Who else other than him is allowed to drink that cup when it clearly belongs to him only!

#saved #I fucking love this so much! #XD #I noticed Orochimaru in the background making sure that Kabuto doesn't start anything with Sasuke! #I literally laughed out loud from this

[thatsneakymedic]

"..."

Don't mind him, he's just annoyed because SOMEBODY is using Kabuto's favorite coffee cup before he could use it.

"Coffee is my vaccine." Those are the words on Kabuto's coffee cup.

Who else other than him is allowed to drink that cup when it clearly belongs to him only!

#just a random post out of nowhere #XD #his mood is like this the whole day for some reason #mine #I'm so hyper from my coffee! #:D

[thatsneakymedic]

Continued from HERE

He put his hand down and he sighs as he looks the other way as he can already feel the wrath emanating from them. It was unfortunately true for Orochimaru to say that they have probably already known about the new technique that Kabuto was talking about which leaves him feeling awkward and embarrassed.

It was true that Kabuto should never had left on a short notice and he should've left a note or something behind. It is the equivalent of a child running after a butterfly while not caring about their worried parent.

"I... yeah. You're right. I screwed up since I left without letting you know. I'm sorry that I did that without your permission. Though before you could think of any punishments that are brewing in your head, why not hear me out instead and even ask what I learned? And what if I told you that I know how to alter what I learned to get us to improve our research?" He side glances at them nervously as he could feel their hand on his shoulder grip just a bit painfully.

#sagemom #he's like #okay #hear me out #let me show you first #and if you don't like it #you can whoop my ass afterwards #:'D

[thatsneakymedic]

they went on a mission together

#self #lord orochimaru #sasuke #I love how proud Kabuto looks here #like he was a good boy

[thatsneakymedic]

Words to live by.

[thatsneakymedic]

Twitterにupしたもの

#self #dragon verse #>:D #I love how he's just sitting there #looking EVIL

[thatsneakymedic]

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#canned meat or sausages with tortillas #with orange juice of course and coffee

[thatsneakymedic]

Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person.

#feel free to send these to get me motivated and going #XD

[thatsneakymedic]

Welcome back, Kabuto sensei!

@kimimarothechosenvessel

He's just going to gently brush at Kimimaro's hair for a bit as he gently smiles at them. He scans at their features as a personal habit as a medic and so far, Kimimaro looks perfectly fine. Though he does notice one detail...

"Has... Kimimaro gotten a bit taller since I last saw him or maybe I just haven't paid that much attention to his physical changes other than his medical? He's getting older, that much is for sure. It's a little sad that I took his youth for granted, on the other hand. He's one of the lucky children to ever be able to be alive at his current age than it was before." He mused in his head as his smile almost falters before he lets go of them.

"I am glad to be back and working with you and Lord Orochimaru. I'm sorry that I had to leave so suddenly but now I should be here with you all more often. You have been good to Lord Orochimaru and treating the others nicely, right?"

#kimimarothechosenvessel #aaaaaaye! #XD #kabuto is just going to be sad that the smol kimi is growing up