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jhirowolf · 1 year

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The more Deadpool comics i read, the less i feel like Ryan Reynolds fits him and that makes me feel....odd, like kinda left out from all the love this casting is getting. He was really good as Wade Wilson in X-men Origins, his Weapon 11 is terrible and an insult to the character of Deadpool tho.

But when he got his own movie he was just Ryan Reynolds, and i know, i know "ofc he is, he's played by Ryan" sure but....that just feels off for me, and i wanted to know why, and i think i got it.

Firstly it's the way he talks, Ryan has this tone of voice that doesn't fit the way Wade usualy talks in the comics, his kinda high smooth sarcastic tone feels off to me. Partly because Wade doesn't sound like that at all, Wade has a very rough voice, sounding like Demi Moore, his voice sounds like wet gravel, according to Cable and Blind Al. Ellie, his daughter, said his voice sounds weird, whitch Wade said it's because of the scar tissue.

Also the way he talks, his jokes and the tone of his voice doesn't fit the DP energy. Fabian Nicieza, Deadpools co-creator and writer of most of his 90s appereances before Kelly wrote the first run, said he imaged Wade to sound like Denis Leary, whitch for the ones not aware, is a very unhinged and agressive sounding man, and it fits perfectly the way he talks.

Also Fox!Wade's humor isn't really the same as comics!Wade, movie Wade uses references, complicated swears and names with alot of sarcasm. Comics Wade meanwhile?

Not so much, he also doesn't even break the 4th wall as often usualy, some of those aren't even too obvious 4th wall breaks.

One thing i feel like the movies got right is Wades softness, he's a very emotional man, especialy when it comes to relationships and other people.

One thing the moves didn't quite get right is Wade and his violence problems, in his first comics he was fighting with his violence, his past, he was trying to be better after years of being a villian, and that change is often brought by his nee crush or love interest or idol, because he wants to be better for them, even if he usualy doesn't feel worthy of their love, yet he tries and tries.

There was a deleted scene in one of the movies where he and Vanessa were in Mexico and Wade lost it and killed the scamming doctor and it perfectly showed Wades issues.

His relationships were also all made simpler, Weasel is his fuctional friend, Ness is his girlfriend, Al is his funny roommate and friend. Back then Wade and his relationships weren't simple, he was like Moon Knight, he experimented, he wasn't very known, he was allowed to be odd and weird and out there. And i blame the game tbh, because now the movie was heavily influenced by what the internet thinks Deadpool is and the character is suffering for it now. Maybe i am just a jaded edgy 18yo but that's how i feel.

Now you're propably thinking what would my solution be, well i got a solution in mind, but you most likely won't wanna hear it...but i will still tell you in the next post.

#marvel #marvel comics #deadpool #wade wilson #marvel movies #fox x-men #fox deadpool #ryan reynolds #ryan reynolds deadpool #movie Deadpool #unpopular opinion #conflicted feelings

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randompenname · 8 months

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Tip toeing back to nostaliga and sanitiy

So, I am a 30 something who found a community a decade ago among my fellow fandom folks who like me were obsessed with the affections (cannon and otherwise) of middle aged men. Rather they were angels, hunters, mutants, princes or high fuctioning sociopaths, they offered me something to focus on beyond the insanity of the world's reality. Now as life becomes all the more exhausting I am reaching out for the comfort of nostaliga to see... is there anyone out there?

#destiel #merthur #johnlock #cherik #rickyl #hannigram

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surpriserose · 2 years

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Okay some background on why im gonna be pissed off by all these stupid reviews: i just finished dola de jongs the tree and the vine a dutch lesbian novel from 1954 about bea narrating about her regrets and her past quasi relationship with Erica, who was half jewish, which happened while the nazis invaded holland. Its an extremely difficult book about difficult people and its very good i highly recommend it. And the reviews for it are 😐😐😐

WOW REALLY COOL HOW YOU SEE AN ACT OF HOMOPHOBIC CENSORSHIP BUT BECAUSE ITS ABOUT LESBIANS YOURE LIKE SHAME ITS NOT EVEN SEXY

AUGH okay im gonna be niceys here. Yes bea might be bisexual but that identity wasnt really in use that way at the time this was written. Moreover, beas relationships with men, especially sexually are seen more as obligations that hold no candle to her relationship with erica, its another way beas internalized homophobia and sure comphet dont allow her to accept the obvious. I understand not wanting to participate in bi erasure but thats not exactly whats happening in the book. This isnt like really a bad review it just irks me like its just inaccurate or at the very least ignoring the narrative fuction of beas male relationships.

OH I GUESS JTS REVOLUTIONARY MAYBE 🙄🙄🙄 BUT THERES NOT EVEN ANY SEX HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ENJOY LESBIANS IF ITS NOT SPICYYYY!!!,!?!?!?(@#^#9:+]-&+@,$!]@ also its not a romance im tired of every lgbt book being labeled as a romance.

Im so fucking tired of people seeing a book about homophobia and destructive relationships and also NAZI OCCUPATION and going ugh theres not even any boobs 🙄

DO YOU SEE WHAT I FUCKING MEAN??? AND WHY IS IT A COMPETITION????? This book was literally published in 1954!!! 54!!!!!!!!! And it was censored how the fuck is this crawling but love simon is a historic revolution???????????????????

WOW its almost ALMOST as if it ends super abruptly because its meant to be shocking, the finality and barbarity of nazism because the war doing "the thing" here is erica literally being killed in a concentration camp 😐

Okay i think i got it all out

#Hater hours #The tree and the vine #Nazi mention #Holocaust mention #Antisemitism #Homophobia #Ask to tag

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vengergreentag · 2 years

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Comedy: ATcome

By VeNgeR GrEenTag I am christian I am not religious because of The sex policy Just don't like Marriage and sex One and only What the hell? HOW ABOUT A DARE STICK A FINGER IN THE ASS LGBTQ COMMUNITY THEY ARE OUTSIDERS AND THEY ARE OUTLANDISH.. FUCK YOU I SAID IT When me get invited by the boys I do not get fucked Girls at the other hand get If I get rape at this age right now I have a price I have value I have some kinda cost No rape... No value whatsoever I have idea for game Punch the baybe Kick the child And read the bible the holy spirit Fun shit... Add up... Bash Smash Boil Just extra fun service I want to be brain dead At least don't get idea of pain Easy kill Easy suicide... But still... What's going on with being with brain which is fully fuctional its boring! I have been in male apartment In drugs and alcohol apartment... Still not fucked Never ever got fucked Still curious and open minded about the whole thing I am okay pedophiles As long as my price gets up in the market And sure as fuck... I am talking about children getting rape. Some women say they are faithful.. They never get lust... or desire for other men... BUT DEAD FUCKING WRONG IF THERE IS ALPHA MALE MUSCLES NOT BONES BICEPS NOT FAT MASS TRICEPS... NOT SWEATY LAZY SLOB They are definetly fucking this alpha fuck Women are guilty as charge Stop too sexy shit And then asking as a dumb fuck "WHY DID I GOT RAPED?" The Fucking Girl which I go Out is a fucking Moth I want to kill Moth

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pathologising · 4 years

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lowkey he do be looking like a 6th grade teacher doe 😭😭😭

i hate it i hate him 3 we need to stop letting men on social media i really cant take it

#HE DOES BUT I ODNT WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT......HELP ME #i hate it hes a doctor sir can you <3 make sure my pussy is fuctioning #im going to just end my life i hate men i h...i hate looking at images goodbye tumblr #anonymous #💌

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acciohanbrough · 4 years

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do straight boys and men SCARE THE SHIT out of you but then your favorite and comfort characters are boys and men twice your age !?? ,., like i have way too many fictional father and brother figures and boy best friends but actual straight men scare the shit out of me

#men🤢🤢🤢#fictional men ✨✨✨#the only men ever are fictional #its about that fuctional men

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logarto · 5 years

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obv i can only talk abt my own personal experiences, but gender and sexuality are soooo messy! like... im technically bi, but the way i experience attraction is very much linked to how im percieved. i could never be with a man if he saw me as a woman, and i couldnt be with a woman if she saw me as a man. in fact, the thought of either of these scenarios makes me feel physically nauseous! in that sense, im somehow both a lesbian and a gay man, even though im clearly not either of those as i have attraction to multiple genders. its why i purposefully avoid labels all together! im not claiming to be anything! it just means that my feelings and experiences are found across the whole lgbt sepctrum. nothin wrong w that. just means that sometimes i find more comfort w gay men than i would among bi or trans people! it switches around :0) just so long as ur not claiming anything inherently contradictory or stepping in on intercommunity issues, i really see no harm in letting people resonate with the same complex feelings we have. compartmentalisation of the community hurts us all

#fuctionally irl im percieved as a lesbian bc i make no effort in my gender presentation #and am therefore percieved as a woman #meaning i dont want to see or be seen by men!#so more of my daily life correlates with lesbian experience than any others #despite the favt that im NOT a lesbian!#no harm in finding comfort and solidarity with them though

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aromanticmina · 2 years

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Hi I'm going to share with u my lgbt+ hc of Class 1-A bcos I felt like it

Kirishima: GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL (he/him)

Izuku: very bisexual,probably ambiamorous (he/they)

Momo: trans lesbian (she/her)

Tokoyami: unlabeled asexual (he/they/xe)

Dark Shadow: agender unlabeled (xe/xem)

Iida: this man is demiaroace u cannot change my mind (he/him)

Mina: MY ARO-BI QUEEN who is also polyamorous (she/her)

Ojiro: the definition of very fuctional bisexual (he/him)

Denki: the definition of bisexual disaster,also a demigirl and polyam (he/she/buzz)

Tsuyu: transfem non-binary lovequeer lesbian (any pronouns)

Aoyama: asexual biromantic (with a strong preference for men) (they/he)

Todoroki: very gay ace

Uraraka: sapphic girl (she/her)

Shoji: non-sam aromantic (he/him)

Bakugou: trans demiromantic gay (he/him)

Sero: arospec asexual (he/him)

Jirou: non-binary lesbian (she/they)

Kouda: librafem non-sam ace (she/he/bun)

Satou: greysexual (he/him)

Shinsou (yes i'm including them f*ck the grape bastard): agender demisexual unlabeled r/o (they/he)

Aizawa (yes i'm including him too): trans gay man,you can pry this hc out of my cold death arms (he/him)

Hagakure is the only allocishet of the class,but she's a total ally

#bnha headcanons #bnha #arospec #lgbtq #lgbtq headcanons

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thr-333 · 4 years

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Just Another Class Trip :) Part 4

Marinette has a nice peaceful night, besides from having to outrun Batman, but come on thats just normal field trip stuff, and after that absolutely nothing remarkable happens.

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“It wasn't just me right?” Marinette asks her Kwamis, “Aunt Selina was acting really strange,”

“She dragged you through secret tunnels in one of the most prevalent companies in the world,” Kaalki deadpans, as she hangs something up in the wardrobe, “Everything was strange,”

“Yeah, I’m not really one to judge,” Marinette says, to the god that can fit in her pocket, “Done,”

She straightens out the portable house she had made for Tikki and Kaalki. It was made out of fabric with just a few pieces of cardboard for better support. It had bedrooms, living rooms, even a little kitchen. It was quite like the ‘doll house’ she has for them back home. She had made a replica of that one for Tikki to bring into the miracle box as a gift for the other Kwamis.

“Oh the others would love this!” Tikki squeaks, flying around inside, Marinette can see her through the little cut out windows.

“Well I can’t hold all of you,” Marinette laughs, falling back on her bed, “I guess I should get some sleep,”

“You aren’t going out for patrol?”

“I thought that was a one time thing?”

“But you had so much fun,” Tikki looks at her with thos big round eyes, “You should go again Marinette,”

“You know Tikki I was actually about to make a responsible decision and go to bed early,” Marinette sighs, getting back up, “But you ruined it,”

“It’s midnight and we both know that you would just keep designing dresses,” Kaalki pushes away one of the many wads of paper littering her bed and room.

“Touche,” Marinette pulls over her mask, “What about the miracle box?”

“It’s your choice Marinette,” Tikki assures, her smile telling Marinette there would be no hard feelings either way.

“Well it was safe last night, Hawk Moth isn't around to try and steal it,” She puts on her cape, “And it would be pretty bad if it got damaged during a fight,”

“So you’ve made your choice?”

“Yeah,”

Starling finishes zip tying the crooks hands when she feels eyes fall to her. She doesn't directly look around, instead stretching and yawning to survey her surroundings. Above. A flash of color, yellow, Robin.

Instead of going back up to the roof as planned she turns and walks out the alley into the street. The victim of the mugging is there waiting and she smiles brightly, letting them relax. When the police arrive she slips away, having no illusions of Robin, or whoever else is watching, actually losing sight of her.

Obviously they wanted her alone for whatever reason. That just means she has to stick to populated areas. Luckily she is in a seedier part of town but not enough that people are too cautious of roaming the streets. There's a few drunk people around, she’d have to find denser crowds if she wants to give them the slip.

She sees an older woman struggling with her bags, full of fresh produce.

“Hello,” She steps out of the shadows, “Would you-whoa!”

She backs up from the gun that is pointed right at her head.

“Tell your boss to fuck off,” The woman scowls

“Sorry, but I don’t have a boss, Milady,” She smiles kindly, “But I can leave if you want, just thought I’d offer to help with the bags,”

“You a bat?” She raises and eyebrow looking over Starling.

“No Milady,” She can dodge a bullet right?

“Good guy?” The gun inches closer.

“Good enough to not get shot, I hope,” Starling smiles a crooked grin.

“Eh, you would have tried to disarm me if you were a threat,” She puts the gun into her cardigan pocket decorated with embroidered cats.

“Try?” Starling picks up the dropped bags.

“And fail,” She nods, taking the bags from her.

“I’m starting to think I need your help more than you need mine,” Starling chuckles, rubbing her neck.

“Well you can still carry all of this,” She passes the bags back.

“Is there a market at this hour or something?” Starling asks, following after her leaving enough distance.

“Well you see dear late at night is actually when it’s safest,”

“Oh I see,” Starling nods along, scanning the rooftops, “Bats,”

“And you can sell nasty looking fruit in bad lighting,” The older woman cracks a grin, Starling mirroring her.

“I guess that's true,”

“Plus also works as a front for drugs,” Starling chokes out a laugh.

“And you would know,”

“Of course, your now an accessory to crime my dear,” There's a sparkle in her eye and Starling can’t help but laugh.

“I never seem to be able to stay out of trouble,” Starling sighs dramatically, sagging to the side.

“That's because you wander Gotham's streets in a costume my dear,” She says kindly, then turns a shrewd eye to her, “Just who are you?”

“Starling, nice to meet your acquaintance,” Starling bows, easily managing even with the bags.

“You’re not from around here are you dear?” The lady raises her brow.

“Am I that obvious,” Starling chuckles, a skip in her step.

“Cheerfulness is a dead give away,” Starling nods along to the advice? “You’re either from out of town or crazy,”

“I’ll pick out of town then,” Starling tilts her head to the side, “Tho I can’t guarantee the second one,”

“Batman is not hospitable to rouges my dear,” She ignores Starlings hopefully-a-joke.

“No kidding,” Starling mutters, glancing back up to the rooftops, she was definitely still being watched.

“... Well if you wanted to help more old ladies with their groceries tonight just head back the way we came go straight and take the first right,” She stops in front of a door holding her hand out to take the bags back.

“Thank you,” Starling smiles, giving another bow, “I think I will,”

“Stay out of trouble my dear,” The woman calls as Starling heads down the street.

“Sorry!” Starling calls over her shoulder, “I’m a really bad listener! Have a good night!”

She sees the older lady shake her head before disappearing into the building. Taking her advice Starling walks towards the markets. Those watching don’t approach her on the way to the market. Either they don’t know she’s aware of them or are confident enough that they can keep track of her. She’ll have to check for bugs regardless.

She reaches the market, weaving in between people. She waits for the perfect moment where she's sure she’ll be in a blind spot. The people milling around watch her curiously and cautiously, a high chance she's a villain a higher chance she's a vigilante. This unfortunately means people give her some personal space, not ideal for hiding.

It’s when a group of tall built men walk past her she sees her opportunity. She darts behind them, none backing off from her, a brief glance or two then just ignore her, part of some gang or rather. In a fluid motion Marinette pulls off her cape and scarf with one hand, flipping the skirt inside out to hide the distinct patterning. With her other hand she brings her bun down into a ponytail, being able to just pull it out.

She must of lost them for a second so she quickly but discreetly leaves the spot, not letting them connect her build to Starling. Now that she's out of costume she is able to hide in crowds. She dips behind some people pulling on her skirt quickly and zipping it up, she then unzips the hood to make it look like a pattern against her skirt. With the scarf in place around her neck turned to the pink side and a pair of glasses, she is sure she looks to the world like a different person.

The next hurtle are the bugs. They probably can’t track her in the market if she stays close to others. There's one on her skirt, shoe, elbow, and belt. She drops them off in any crates that are full of white powder that is certainly not flower. Might as well send them after something useful.

When she’s sure that she’s untraceable she heads back to the hotel a spring in her step. She does indeed run into someone on her way home that needs help with some groceries. If Marinette does indeed notice something suspicious in their bag no one needs to see her slip in the number of some people that can help out.

“Tikki! That was so great!” “My costume worked perfectly! They didn’t even see it coming!”

“Great job Marinette!” Tikki cheers, flying out of her pockets as they enter her room.

“I wonder what they wanted,” Kaalki asks, as she settles on the bed.

“They were probably going to be like,” Marinette brings her fingers up to make 'bat ears', “Get out of the city Starling' or 'don't stand on that gargoyle its my brooding gargoyle,”

“Probably shouldn’t have wrote ‘Starling was here’ on it,” Tikki sighs, more of a piece of advice than a lecture.

“Well I wanted to write ‘dibs’ on it, sooo,” Marinette falls back on her bed, lowering her voice so Adrien sleeping next door wont wake up.

“At least you’re having fun,” Tikki giggles.

“I did, but I need a sleep in,” Marinette snuggles further into the bed.

Tikki flys off over the edge of the bed. Probably to get her little sleeping bag or something.

“Marinette!”

"What?!" She darts to Tikki's side, to see an empty backpack. An empty backpack where the Miracle box should be.

“Where's the Miracle box!”

Fuck

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