#flirt dates

[serpentofdusk]

i don't know how to flirt so i just stare at you like a cat dragged out of a dumpster and hope you can see the longing in my panicked gaze

#this is why i don't get dates lmao #flirting #transmasc #t4t #t4t mlm #mlm #gay #longing #oh look eden made a post that got notes

[iwoulddieforienzo]

Personally I think percabeth is at its best when Grover is in it. I don’t necessarily mean in a polycule way I just think it’s great when he’s around

#just you and me and me and you just us and our friend Grover :) #he IS a third wheel. however he’s a very appreciated 3rd wheel who is never left out of anything except make out sessions. #he comes on 90% of their dates and would probably come on all of them but he’s Busy :( #and also he exasperatedly tells them that a date should probably include only the people dating. he’s tired of watching them make out okay. #like he’s genuinely happy for them but for the love of PAN. he is RIGHT HERE. #they both smack his ass as they do each others and like to pretend to break up with each other to date him. they flirt with him sometimes. #there are no romantic feelings involved on either side. annabeth and Percy just think they’re hilarious #when they get married they’ll probably end up marrying him too tbh. even just spiritually. he probably lives with them #percabeth #pjo #grover underwood #annabeth chase #Percy Jackson

[undertheredhood]

random civillain who just moved to gotham: *having a mental breakdown after they accidentally kill a clown with a bad dye-job*

the red hood (notorious crime lord and vigilante): "are you from tennessee? 'cause you're the only ten i see."

#batman #jason todd #jason peter todd #red hood #batfam #batfamily #i like to think that jason will immediately ask out whoever kills the joker #jason todd is bad at flirting #jason todd headcanon #the rest of the batfam are hysterically laughing in the background as they watch jason use terrible pick up lines #jason todd has no shame #jason was never the angry robin #tim is filming the entire thing as blackmail #not everyone can say they killed the joker and got a date with the red hood #jason doesn't know how to flirt so he uses pick up lines from the media he consumes which is mainly regency romance novels #jason todd x oc #jason todd x reader #red hood x oc #red hood x reader #bruce is just face-palming in the background #jason’s love interests are seething when they hear about it #jason’s love interests: what do you mean i had to avenge him if i wanted him to flirt with me?

[zivazivc]

I saw like two people compliment my fem Casey design and I immediately drew this. The power of tags lol

#tmnt #casey jones #lavinia #raphael #Vin and Casey my beloved #It's like Raph and Casey with extra spice #they're talking about vin's 'annoying' sisters #fem casey #kunoichi turtles #my art #I don't think I ever said this but Casey in my genderbend AU is super flirty but in a non serious sense #like she flirts with August all the time but unlike guy Casey she actually thinks august is a cringe fail nerd #and she'd never want to date the guy #needless to say it still bothers Sophie a lot lmao #raph #vin #teenage mutant ninja turtles #ninja turtles #genderbend au #genderbend tmnt

[juiceicicles]

Steve plays DnD with Eddie and the kids (not Hellfire, none of them are ready for that yet) for the first time and attempts to seduce a dude to get information.

The thing is, Steve’s character is also a dude. When he first asks, Eddie is shocked, the kids are confused because “he’s a man, Steve” and Steve just pulls out some old Harrington charm and sufficiently flusters Eddie and gets the information needed.

Most of the kids are just happy it worked. Will is happy and surprised because apparently both Eddie and Steve are cool with gay people, cool enough to roleplay as them! Mike is having an internal crisis because the lord has a wife but it still worked so is he gay or straight? When asked Eddie just says he likes both, which prompts a small internal crisis. Eddie is a weird jumble of feelings because Steve is flirting with him! But like in character. So is Steve gay? Is his character gay?! What’s happening!

Steve’s flirty remarks make it out of the game and just become Steve flirting ruthlessly with Eddie, but prompts no questioning from the party because “it’s an inside joke”.

#steve harrington #stranger things #eddie munson #stranger things 4 #steddie #steddie prompt #steve harrington x eddie munson #steddie headcanon #lots of people have done the Steve flirts with Eddie via dnd #so the fic is certainly out there #I just think the idea of it giving Mike a sexuality crisis is funny #and that nobody in the party questions their flirting any further #and when they flirt out of game #it’s just their thing #and so when they start dating #nobody knows #for a solid few months #juicepost

[horsegirlhob]

Spike absolutely haunts Riley I fucking know it

#dylan says things #btvs #like. you are flirting with this girl you like. out of nowhere she says she is getting married to this guy spike #then she says it’s a joke. turns out spike is a vampire who escaped your government facility #your now girlfriend is harbouring him for unclear reasons #you are insecure about not having super strength. your girlfriend tells you that if she wanted that she’d be dating spike #you start going to a vampire brothel. spike reveals this to your girlfriend and you guys break up #you know at this point that spike is in love with her #a year later you come back and she is fucking spike. #also this whole time he is hotter and better at sex than you are #riley canot think about spike for more than 2 minutes without punching a wall i just know it

[napping-sapphic]

Sometimes i wish flirting was as easy as taking a girls face in my hands and telling her i have time for her, that i’ve got time for all her hopes and worries and rants and goals and wants and needs

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #like idk #ive just got so much time and energy to devote to loving someone #but you can’t just SAY that #youve gotta do the flirt and the date and only THEN do you get to show them #but i am BAD at the first two steps🙃 #like pls just let me show i care enough to make time and spend my time on you cause thats all i want to DO if i like you #ughhhhhh #dating is so HARD i wish i could do it #im gay and i like sleeping

[potahun]

I did say I would lose it if hakuba took kaito as his plus one to any of his fancy functions...so I decided to do it to myself and draw it.

god the rituals...they are so intricate....

#hakuba saguru #kaitou kid #kuroba kaito #dcmk #magic kaito #mk1412 #they are not even dating in this #my doodles #hakukai #sagukai #i love them so much #hakuba's way of flirting includes 'let's each think about how you would steal this jewel and see if our theories match on the night #of the heist when i go full on out to catch you!' #he also has no idea that its flirting

[nelkcats]

Hood assistant

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Contrary to popular belief, Red Hood wasn't actually a bad boss, Danny could attest to that. After all, thanks to a guy named Bill, he had gotten a job with the Crime Lord, and although he initially feared being assigned to kill or do "shady" activities, his boss actually reassigned him to his assistant.

So yes, Danny now worked directly under Hood's personal assistant, a very attractive man by the name of Jason, but the other goons warned him that it was very likely that he was dating Hood, with the amount of time they spent together so he didn't have to much hope with his crush.

In summary: Danny fell in love with Jason, but he thinks that Jason is dating Red Hood because of comments from the goons and he doesn't want to be "the third wheel" or for Jason to cheat on the crime lord with him, on the other hand Red Hood started flirting with him too and it's getting incredibly frustrating how unfaithful this couple is.

Meanwhile, Jason just wishes the guy would understand his signals, maybe the flowers aren't enough, he doesn't realize he's sending signals like Red Hood too.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #dc x dp #jason todd #Hood assistant Au #Yes I will continue this #This is just the promp #short prompt #red hood #Jason think he is funny being his own assistant #He ruined his love life by accident #Danny is frustrated #Why are both of his bosses flirting with him #He asked Bill if Hood and Jason were searching for a poly couple #Bill laughed and asked if he wanted to die for suggesting that #Jason don't know the rumor about him dating himself #Basically the goons ruined everything without knowing #dead on main #Hood Assistant

[l3viat8an]

MC: Kissing isn't enough anymore, I need you to bite me.

Simeon:……what?

MC: What?

#MC is trying to flirt believe it or not- #ro’s dumb stuff tag! #surprise it’s queue! #obey me! #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shenanigans #obey me mc #obey me simeon #obey me simeon x mc #om! simeon #om! mc #om! incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #simmy <333 #om! #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #om! shall we date #obmswd simeon #obmswd mc #obmswd

[ohposhers]

PLZ JD X CREEK THO

YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING

SOMETHING VERY FUNNY AND CONCERNING

creek likes to harass all of branch's brothers but JD is his favorite to make miserable cause he's so reactive </3

#something something creek flirting with jd while dating floyd is my kryptonite #hes so awful i want to destroy him #creek is deceivingly strong teehee #creekdory trolls #john dory trolls #creek trolls #my art #ask eddie

[raeofgayshine]

Thinking again about the fact that when Eddie and Dustin finally convince Steve to play DnD with the party, all of them, but especially Eddie, quickly become exasperated with Steve who has extremely high charisma, and decides that he can fix almost any situation by flirting with whoever they were in conflict with. Especially the fucking monsters, this man is bound and determined to himself a monster boyfriend and until it happens, he will make every single person they come across fall in love with him. So naturally, this happens a lot:

Steve: I’m going to flirt with them

Eddie, exasperated: Steve, you can’t date this monster, he’s trying to kill you-

Steve: Hot.

Steve: I’ll flirt with them harder then

#ravenpuff rambles #steve harrington #eddie munson #hellfire club #stranger things #steddie #Steve is a monster fucker and this essay I will- #they actually get him interested in playing because they were showing him the different monsters and Steve kept going #‘Hot. Also Hot. Hooot. Can I date this one? Oh HOT.’ #the monsters really did it for him. (and like also it made Dustin excited and you know he loves that kid) #Eddie: I should have known inviting you to sessions would go like this but for some reason I had hope you would behave #Steve: I am behaving. I’m using my highest stat determined by Dustin and Will to my advantage. #(Also I think Dustin and Will helped Steve build his character. Eddie wanted to do it but Steve insisted it should be a surprise) #(I don’t know much about dnd so I can’t go any further but I know this bitch would want high charisma (for good reason!)) #Robin loves to sit by and watch the sessions play out and she is always encouraging Steve to flirt more #there’s a new You Rule You Suck board #this one has a lot more you rule because it turns out Steve is amazing at getting high rolls

[lucidpast]

The Lost Art of Foot Flirting

#flirt #flirting #dating #foot flirt #shock

[echofades]

I love you, and us, and I wanted to celebrate our awesomeness as a couple. NCIS: HAWAI'I | 2x20: NIGHTWATCH TWO

#ncis hawaii #ncis hawai'i #kate x lucy #kacy #ncishawaiiedit #wlwsource #wlwgif #kacyedit #lucy tara #kate whistler #photoset #yes you absolutely SHOULD celebrate your awesomeness as a couple!! #deserved!! #I completely thought that she was covering for something with that random anniversary story though #but no.. she is just that weird #such a good episode for them though #the flirting the sweetness the working together the over protective kate #the re-do of their first meeting we never got to see!! #beautiful stuff #and kevin ryan was here dating tennant #the ep had it all

[alibonbonn]

Rook's Achilles posting has a hold on me oough

#Achilles's skill in talking shit doesnt at all translate to his flirting ig :( #patrochilles #achilles #patroclus #tsoa #hades game #corviiids #i had a beach date with the most gorgeous sunset next to a tide pool that made toilet flushing noises it was great #alidraws

[namichanth]

Dc x Dp prompt #08

Danny is stuck in a dating simulator game (for whatever reason) and he can't find a way out of this game.

Tim bought this game because he was bored and wanted something to play. He caught his eye with the character that wasn’t on the list that can be dating.

Maybe that's a secret character that needs to be unlocked before dating?

He will find a way to flirt with that character, no matter what.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #dpxdc #brain dead #dead tired #He thought Danny was a break 4th wall character at first #After realizing he wasn't. He helps Danny find a way out of the game #Danny: What are you going to do after you've freed me from the game? #Tim: Flirt you #Danny: Huh???? #Tim: You made me fall in love at first sight #you know? #Danny: S-Shut up! #+20❤️% #Tim after saving Danny from the game: I have passed the conditions for flirting with you #Now #do you want to go on a date with me?