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ashtec · 1 year

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When you have to argue that the glass is half full because they’re the ‘glass is half empty’ type.

Like fuck shit man, the glass has the same amount of liquid no matter how you look at it. I just want to hope for better so life sucks less. Don’t worry, I’m dead inside too.

#half full #half empty #life sux #but i’m trying #help out #hard to stay positive #depressing memes #maybe im just insane #i’m tired #my head is killing me #i just want to scream #running on empty #faking energy #fuck this migraine #3 am rambles #tumblr rant

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jedi-starbird · 2 months

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Palpatine: My boy, Master Kenobi is lying to you!

Anakin: ?...yeah? He does that? Lying is Obi-Wan's favourite sport. Bant told me that he was dropped on his head by Master Qui-Gon when he was a child and Master Qui-Gon was really tall, so the fall shook loose some things in his brain and now Obi-Wan is allergic to giving straight answers. It took me 3 years to figure out his favourite colour. and his birthday. 5 to figure out that he's allergic to shellfish. I once told a restaurant that Obi-Wan can't have shrimp and he told me to "stop giving information to the enemy". I've made a game of it really.

Palpatine: *muttering under his breath* ok try using shrimp next time

Anakin: what?

Palpatine: Nothing!

#look it'd be so funny if palpatine slandering obi wan doesn't work because anakin has accepted that obi wan is just the weirdest person ever #rako hardeen arc where instead of unstable angst anakins like oh hope obi wans having fun he's had a fake death vision board for ages #anakin saying all this as if he is not also the weirdest person ever to non-jedi and even most other jedi mr my dad is a cosmic energy #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #anakin and obi wan #star wars

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claraoswalds · 5 months

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The Fourteenth Doctor is Here! Doctor Who | BBC Children in Need 2023

#dwedit #doctor who #usertennant #userveronika #userteri #fourteenth doctor #mr castavillain #i feel like that's def a fake name but dkskslsl #he has the same kinda energy that sacha had as the master so i love him already #*

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vlepkaaday · 10 months

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Originally I wanted her to be just chilling on a couch with an energy drink and a ps5 game pad. But when I finished it, it seemed to me like a perfect pinup style model for an ad so went with this concept all the way:)

I really like these fake Warhammer beverage mock-up ads might do some more as it’s becoming a series.

Anyways here’s a nice sporty fire warrior, preparing for her next fight for Farsight enclaves.

#digital art #art #fanart #warhammer #sci-fi #warhammer40k #cartoon #mockup #fake ad #energy drink #pinup #tau #tau firewarrior #female tau

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fisheito · 4 months

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(3) remaining

#OH NO THE IDOL BEAM HAS HIT EVERYONE EXCEPT THE MEANEST ONES IN THE CLAN 🤣#can u imagine.... the absolute catty group energy coming out of these 3 if they had to sing together...#the idol beam bazooka is one of aster's fave weapons of ???profit #rei and kuya hate standing beside each other so dante always has to be in the middle #everyone who attends any of their shows will get their memory instantly wiped after the event #whether it's by illusory magic or fiery explosion (fire comas don't completely erase the memory but they'll certainly distract)#or father directly clawing someone's eyes out #actually i wouldn't put it past kuya to just make an entire illusion out of the thing #so he wouldn't have to move at all or put any effort into the silly song and dance.#he sittin backstage with the catering table while the audience screams for the fake show happening on stage #kuya the pioneer of IRL MMV projection magic. incredible #actually u kno what. aster hits them with the idol beam #and every show is just the three of them playing UNO #that would still bring in money #the drama. the intrigue. the competitive spirits flaring and tables being flipped. what a spectacle #aster #kuya #dante #rei #nu carnival

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felizzlemynizzl · 10 months

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hychlorions · 2 years

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out and about ;)

#klapollo #klavier gavin #apollo justice #ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #.png #hmmm u could say this is canon #and you'd be right. take it as u will #but mostly i wanted to draw this for my self-indulgent actors au #you know those. the ones where animated characters are actually actors #and people make fake interviews and behind the scenes stuff for their favorite scenes in the series. ja #this is my. this is that. for ace attorney #except i don't have the energy to draw the fake interviews my friend and i talked about #so have this paparazzi photo instead. of klapollo. where i was too lazy to draw the background #in my heart of hearts the klapollo actors were secretly dating before they even got cast for aa4 #then the director for aa5 thought it was too gay even for ace attorney #so they drastically reduced klavier's screentime and replaced him with a different actor entirely #beyond that. there is so many thoughts. nick and i even have a whole relationship timeline

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funkbun · 27 days

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TOP TEN BUGSNAX HIDDEN SECRETS AND FUN FACTS:

Some totally WILD things that YOU might have never known about BUGSNAX!

1. The first Bugsnak created was Rootle, as confirmed in some 2019 interviews with Young Horses. It was also supposed to be the mascot for the series, but Paletoss was the far more cuter mascot.

2. Grumpuses as a species are just genetically modified humans, created eons ago (2016). They were all told to leave Earth, and now all live on the planet the game takes place on. This will be a major plotpoint in Bugsnax 5: We Know The Bugs Are Parasites Again, coming out in 2040.

3. If you jump over the shorter grumpuses (Gramble, Beffica, Wambus, etc), your friendship points with them will go down, and you'll get a stern talking to. Be nice!!!!!!!

4. The player can actually solve the Frosted Peak door puzzle before Major Celebration. Doing this makes 75% of the late game events completely useless, and most of the grumpuses have a high chance of dying. But HEY, you get to find Lizbert!

5. When searching through the game files, you can find models meant for every type of bug and every type of snack that shows up in this game as Bugsnax. Next to Bunger's model files, for example, you'll be able to see a fully modeled cheeseburger and rhinoceros beetle. Really shows you how dedicated these devs were!

6. Cromdo is gay

7. Much like the hidden Triplicate Message in Boiling Bay before the Isle of Bigsnax dlc, when you click Triffany's photobook in her and Wambus' hut, you'll get a message saying "Bronica's Tragic Awful Backstory Is NOT Finished, Now PLEASE Look Away!!!" with a silhouette of Bronica's sticker next to it.

8. The game was set to be released all the way back in 2007, but it was pushed back because Adolescent Horses couldn't figure out what the name for that silly blue guy should be. They went through hundreds, possibly thousands of name choices all those years, but couldn't find one that truly fit that guy. In November 2020, just 2 days before the game released, they got it! They're gonna name that blue guy Philbo.

9. The real villain of the game is that one Flamin' Cheepoof found in Boiling Bay. It may not seem obvious to you, but after listening to what those Old Horses have to say, you'll get it.

10. On the first day of the fourth month of the year 2024, some person with a blog will give out some strange but interesting information about Bugsnax. Don't know why they all waited four years to reveal this information, but whatever.

The TOTALLY REAL and RELIABLE sources for all of these facts have all been compiled into THIS VIDEO! Wow!

youtube

#channeling my 'Used to obsessively watch Top 10 and countdown videos as a child' energy for this #(This is all fake if that wasn't obvious. Get fooled)#(the video is also safe btw. genuine)#bug game #bugsnax #april fools #this is amazingly stupid lmao

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awakenthebeing · 1 year

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I'M SORRY I'LL LIKE,, Never draw any other characters these 2 are just my FAVORITES....💓💓‼️😭😭😭 and it's ultimately just a lot of friend hugs

#the last one with the brick hug was actually one i forgot to post💔#I REALLY only drew most of those hugs bc i thought of like. peppino never returns fake peppino hugs #so i tried to come up with a Reason Why hed return them and my only conclusion was if he were just... tired #exhausted so he just doesnt have the energy to be scared or angry hes just. slump.#but hugs!!! good for the soul!!! friends #and of course a clone peppino on the 4th image... as for which the clone is ill leave it to the world to choose

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mag200 · 3 days

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i am notttt concerned about archaeologists analyzing my gender based on my hip bones or whatever. i AM concerned about them finding me fuckable enough tho. hope this helps.

#theres a fake skeleton at my work and we put an apron on her and im not gonna lie shes kinda cunty now. i hope to emulate half her energy.#gender tag #anyway. i know. they cant really tell that stuff that reliably anyways. you dont have to tell me i know.

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billford-dump · 4 months

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Bill is one of the rare beings capable of true creation and destruction of matter/energy- or at the very least he's very good at manipulating reality to give the illusion that he is.

#bill cipher #gravity falls #whatever made him immortal and made of energy also gave him access to debug mode and cheats #the axolotl also falls under this category but in their case its definitely not faked

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andy-clutterbuck · 8 months

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9x01 | A New Beginning

#S I R #Rick Grimes #*#rg #S9 #💕 Fuzzy Daddy 💕#me as the pillar #why ya gotta rest your hands there #w h y #imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy energy #sounds fake #Papa Bear 🐻💖#biting him #these are tall idc #HELLO MY GORGEOUS OLD MAN #form an orderly line to cosplay as his duty belt #take me against the railing #whoops sorry that was a typo #i meant to say you're a nice man

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marzipanandminutiae · 3 months

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"Lucille is hiding her true deranged evil self behind a fake ladylike exterior!"

sometimes Ladies are just deranged and evil and that does not invalidate their intelligent conversation, well-modulated voices, impeccable manners, and many genteel accomplishments okay. how dare you. the impertinence etc.

Ladies can have a little brother-fucking and murder and martyr complexes. as a treat

#lucille sharpe #crimson peak #I feel like she has a complex relationship with being A Lady anyway. in my headcanon #she wasn't exactly brought up to see it as For Her given her status as all-around household drudge who everyone but Thomas hated #but she IS a baronet's daughter. and a woman in that society #it SHOULD be For Her. only the people she hated most denied it to her #and her interests are actually VERY lady-coded for her society: natural sciences But Not Professionally. poetry But Not Professionally #music But Not- you get the idea #she puts her household and its Designated Man first in all respects. she's endlessly self-sacrificing (until she's not)#Angel In The House energy. it's not fake- that's The Real Lucille as much as when she's killing or banging Thomas

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sharkrocket · 1 year

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