Sabine, on the commlink: Do you have 3,000 credits?
Hera: What do you need 3,000 credits for?
Ezra, leaning into the receiver: An escape room.
Hera: What kind of escape room costs 3,000 credits?
Ezra and Sabine in unison: Jail.
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Maul, at 3am, staring at the ceiling: What is love?
Ezra, under his breath: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
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he's studying the holocron, just the wrong one
Hey I made another comic out of my tiktok shitposts ! <3
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sabine: i have two wolves inside me
ezra: i beg your fucking pardon?
sabine: one is an adhd mandalorian, and the other is an autistic jedi padawan
shin: there's only one wolf inside you and that's me
ahsoka: *snorts on her tea*
huyang: i wish i could rewire myself to unhear that
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How to beat Thrawn
Leia: We need to distract these guys.
Ezra: Leave it to me.
Ezra: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Thrawn & Eli: *immediately begin arguing*
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Sabine: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Ezra: It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.
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Zeb: So there was this huge pit on the ice moon
Ezra: A bottomless pit?
Zeb: Nah, Kallus was there too
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Sabine: By the way, Shin and I are dating now
Ezra: If I had a nickel for every time one of my siblings fell in love with their (former) enemy, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
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Kallus: Do you or do you not still have me saved as ‘Zeb’s side hoe’ in your comm?
Ezra: Your beard looks amazing today
Kallus: Answer the question
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i made something
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Kanan: Do you even know how to slow dance?
Ezra: Of course we do!
Ezra and Sabine: *Does the macarena at 1/4th speed*
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Rex: Have you been yelled at by Ahsoka yet?
Ezra: I’m not scared of her!
Kanan: So that’s a no.
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dying from @gamelpar 's use of incorrect quotes, specifically from this one
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How I imagined Sabine Wren coming out:
Sabine: Hey, I’m lesbian.
Ezra:
Ezra: I thought you were Mandalorian.
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shin: i feel like doing something dumb today
ezra: please don't
ahsoka: that would be unwise
sabine: i'm dumb, do me
shin: ...
ezra: ...um
ahsoka: sabine...
sabine: i said that out loud didn't i
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