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#star wars rebels incorrect quotes
incorrectpizza · 8 months
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Hera: I'll adopt all the murder kids and you adopt all the just edgy kids? Kanan: Why are we adopting murder kids???? Hera: Chopper needs friends with common interests.
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justafandomgvrl · 6 months
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Hera: children you have not found the love of your life if you didn’t find them in the trash!
*Sabine and Ezra both look at Kanan*
Kanan: why do you assume that I was in the trash?!
Leia: no she’s got a point
Ezra: does this mean I can space Kallus cuz Zeb didn’t find him in the trash!
Kallus: Bridger I swear
Zeb: kid….Kallus was the trash
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ladywren7 · 6 months
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Shin: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Sabine: It was autocorrect.
Shin: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Sabine: Yes.
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never-ending-fanfic · 10 months
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Kidnapper: I have one of your kids
Hera: which one I have four
Kidnapper: loud, annoying, never shuts up
Hera: which one I have four
Kidnapper: a small astromech with a mismatched leg
Hera:
Hera: pff, good luck!
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Ezra: I’m so tired. Sabine: Did you get to bed late? Ezra: No. Sabine: Did you do something strenuous? Ezra: No. Sabine: Then why are you tired? Ezra: I’m alive. Sabine: Sounds exhausting.
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Ezra: Hey, you wanna know a secret? Kanan: No Ezra: Okay Kanan: Kanan: Do you smell smoke? Ezra: The secret is that the Ghost is on fire
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bart1607 · 6 months
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zeb: *angrily presses kallus against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?! kallus: ... kallus: Are we about to kiss-
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general-hera · 6 months
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Hera : You know, not every problem can be solved with a lightsaber.
Ahsoka : That's why I carry two lightsabers.
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autumnwoodsdreamer · 5 months
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Ezra: Betrayal hurts deepest when it is inflicted by those you love.
Sabine: *sighs* What happened now?
Ezra: Hera finished the last of the cheese curls!
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hamartia-grander · 2 years
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Ezra, barging into Kallus and Zeb's room: you two ARE having sex!
Kallus: really? Zeb, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my datapad down.
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aspenstarflare · 6 months
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Ahsoka for like all of Rebels:
Ahsoka: Sorry! I broke down on the way here!
Hera: Oh is your speeder ok? I bet Sabine could help you fix it.
Ahsoka:
Ahsoka: What speeder?
Hera:
Ahsoka: [Starts crying again]
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ladywren7 · 6 months
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Ezra: What goes up but never comes down?
Kanan: The amount of stress you're bringing me.
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never-ending-fanfic · 10 months
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Sabine, angrily: ARE YOU-
Kallus: Kriffing.
Sabine: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Kallus: Kriffing.
Sabine: -IDIOT!
Zeb: What was that?
Kallus: Hera banned Sabine from swearing so I've volunteered to help her out
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Ezra, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.
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Kallus: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life Hera: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back ... Ezra: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this Kanan: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years Zeb: I knew I lost that potential somewhere Sabine: Mental stability, my old friend!
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