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incorrectclonewars · 10 months
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Maul, at 3am, staring at the ceiling: What is love?
Ezra, under his breath: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
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kazoosandfannypacks · 3 months
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Ezra, yelling at a stormtrooper, mid-battle: YOUR KNEECAPS ARE UGLY! Sabine, joining in: YEAH, AND YOUR KNEECAPS DON'T EVEN LOVE YOU! Kallus: What??? Zeb: Kanan banned the kids from telling "your mom" jokes, so they switched to saying "your kneecaps" instead. Kallus, who's been spending the last three months wondering why Ezra told him he had fat kneecaps: That explains much.
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chaoticdumbassrogue · 6 months
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Sabine: you have a smooth brain. No ridges or lumps or valleys or bumps. All ideas slid right off.
Louis the howler: 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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hamartia-grander · 2 years
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Ezra, barging into Kallus and Zeb's room: you two ARE having sex!
Kallus: really? Zeb, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my datapad down.
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seleneisrising · 1 year
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Sabine: If by “cat”, you mean “secret Imperial prototype fighter”, then yes.
Ezra: …
Sabine: And a cat.
Ezra: Yes.
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(For @starwarsreimagined who asked for more of these. 😁)
p.s.Just discovered @textsfromstarkiller did a bunch of these, too. Just picking up where they left off, I guess, but mine are a little different.
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autumnwoodsdreamer · 1 year
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Fenn: I can trust you, right?
Sabine: Of course!
Fenn: You do seem to be the least disturbed of the Mandalorians.
Sabine: What an almost sweet thing to say.
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suck-a-egg · 2 years
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Cody: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Lyste vs The Ex-Girlfriend.... (Mission Failed)
Task force soldier 1: Awh, look at the little one. He's got a wittle rank plaque.
Lyste: Please don't condescend me, ma'am. I-
Task force soldier 2: Want a kissy little guy?
Lyste: *nervous* A kind offer...but, I'm married.
Y/N: Hey. How about sending a little message from me, back to your limp...dick...commander?
(Soldiers jump at Lyste while laughing)
Lyste: *screaming* Don't touch that!
Aresko: *races forward and presses his face and hands on the glass* Lyste! Don't let her access any of your holes!
(Lyste runs back into the hall, with his back to the door, panting and walks by visibly battered and shaken with red lipstick kisses all over his face)
Lyste: *stammering and shaking* I... I gotta go lie down...now. *Faints and falls on the floor*
Aresko: Oh, this won't STAND!
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starwarstweets · 5 months
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clonegirlie · 10 months
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Hera: Honey, just so you know I invited Omega and she requested a plus 5
Kanan: Plus 5? That’s a little too much
Hera: I know but she insisted, and the more the merrier
Kanan: Well, if it makes you happy
-At the wedding-
Hunter, Crosshair, Wrecker, Tech, Echo: *staring at Kanan*
Kanan: *staring them back*
All together: *pointing at each other* WAIT A MINUTE
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aaeeart · 1 month
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dying from @gamelpar 's use of incorrect quotes, specifically from this one
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incorrectclonewars · 11 months
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Thrawn: You were Anakin Skywalker’s padawan?
Ahsoka: Yeah. What of it.
Thrawn: I miss him.
Ahsoka: What?
Thrawn: Could you do something to remind me of him?
Ahsoka: Like...blow up a station?
Thrawn: Yes. Exactly like that.
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kazoosandfannypacks · 5 months
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Sabine: *mutters something in Mando'a*
Ezra: You're beautiful AND you speak multiple languages! Those are two of the three qualities I need in a woman.
Sabine: *rolls her eyes*
Ezra: Wanna know the third?
Sabine: Breathing?
Ezra:
Sabine:
Ezra: Wanna know the fourth?
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chaoticdumbassrogue · 7 months
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Hera, after binging Space Bridgerton: I never realized you could have that much fun staying up all night.
Ahsoka: Oh? Not even with Kanan?
Hera: Oh, we never stayed up all night, just 7 to midnight every night, and 5 to 7 every morning, and of course, till noon on Taungsdays.
Ahsoka: Force, no wonder you still mourn that man!
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hamartia-grander · 2 years
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Ezra: Sometimes, Kanan will ask me "What do you think you're doing?" But that just means stop. He doesn’t actually want to know my thought process.
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seleneisrising · 1 year
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