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#eye roll..
i want to be manipulated and abused sooooo bad
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sukunasteeth · 2 months
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Sukuna isn't "nice", like you say he is.
He just listens.
You tell him your favorite flower? You wake up to a bouquet of it sitting on the kitchen counter at least three times a month.
You tell him your car needs work done? He's underneath of it hours later, tinkering with it and scolding you for not checking your oil frequently enough.
You say you want to go to the expensive restaurant for dinner someday? Sukuna books the reservation, even if he has to save the money to do so.
You're hungry? He orders food, sometimes he asks what you want and sometimes he just knows.
You tell him you've had a bad day? You come home to a drawn bath and revitalizing touches from his soothing hands.
You hate when he leaves hickies where the others can see them? He leaves twice as many for them to notice. (You can't get everything you want, after all)
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meyhew · 10 months
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reblog for a larger sample size pls etc etc i'll pass u a strawberry 🫶🏽
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why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:
decades of life experience
boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness
access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence
"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude
and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.
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yourlocal-edgelord · 20 days
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Cass: Baby brother
*Jason Tim and Damian look up in response*
*Jason and Damian noticing each other looking up*
Damian: She’s talking to me Todd
Jason: Pretty sure she was talking to me pipsqueak
Cass shaking her head: baby brother hurt
Jason with a cut on his forearm: Told ya it was me *sticks out tongue*
*Tim trying to hide the fact he dislocated his shoulder while creeping upstairs*
Cass pointing up at tim: Baby brother
*offended noises from both jason and damian*
Jason clutching his heart in mock hurt: I thought i was your baby brother cass
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asavt · 1 month
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Once upon a time a small rat walked into my web...
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loverboy-lover · 4 months
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James Potter and Sirius Black
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kedicatt · 15 days
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shh, he's having his dinner... don't bother him right now
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raebonnz · 1 month
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happy lizzie week i mean lizzie week i mean lizzie week i mean lesbian week
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i love how different percabeth is from different male lead narrated american middle school romances from the romantic point of view. usually, the male lead has a crush on the cold and kind of mean female protagonist cause she's pretty and not like the other girls.....she's pretty and not like the other girls....thats it oops. but annabeth and percy. annabeth fell first. even though she's cold and sassy too, she believed in percy. she saw the good in him and loved him for it. then percy fell. he didnt have to worry about whether annabeth would like a loser like him. yeah, he doubted why annabeth liked him once in a while, but it was a never a question of 'does she?' its healthy. and thats what makes rick riordan one of the best middle school authors ever thank you bye
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thefabledcannibals · 2 months
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“Will and Hannibal aren’t in love/aren’t attracted to each other”
Sorry to burst your bubble mate, but Will busted from fantasizing about Hannibal’s stag form while having sex with a woman.
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kittanthalos · 8 months
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GEN V S01E03 | #ThinkBrink
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thatcerealkiller · 2 months
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Cuts, tears, and careful repairs…clearly no stranger to a needle and thread.
aka. Astarion is annoyed Tav doesn’t do healing potions and wants his surgical hand instead, wonderful art by @littleskrib thank you 🔥
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christ sometimes I just wanna. steal a time machine & go back & sit down next to my 9-year-old self and just like. let them pull out their pokemon card binder & gush about their holographic gyarados or whatever. I'd just smile & ask questions about motherfukcing bulbasaur & tell my kid self that I thought they were a neat person, & someday they'd find other people who thought so too.
like i'm a grown adult who honestly finds most kids stuff boring, but. damn if i could go back & hang out with my baby self & listen to them ramble...just so they knew someone was listening. i would in a heartbeat. thinking about u kid
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nellyofthevalley · 5 months
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yeahperfect · 3 months
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"I know exactly the colour scheme of the back of that car now."
Oscar being the funniest man on the grid and being annoyed by the fireworks.
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