#everyone is just like wtf

[rubber-ducksss]

I just came up with an idea

Okay, so you know how Jason Todd probably has a little ectoplasm in his blood?

Now combine that with ghost hunger and as soon as Danny meets the red hood he’s just starving.

Imagine the Justice league is just low-key worried how about how their potential recruit is staring at one of the vigilantes of Gotham.

Barry, Oliver, and Hal are all probably thinking the kid has a crush. they’re all planning on teasing him after the meeting is done

Danny had been drooling over red hood the entire meeting but what no one’s expecting is as red hood walks past Danny he just BITES his arm.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #batman #red hood #danny phantom #everyone is just like wtf #jason todd #danny fenton #crack idea

[repmet]

Take my hand Take my whole life, too

#red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #taylor zakhar perez #nicholas galitzine #rwrbedit #rwrb movie #firstprince #not the bloopers finally making me finish this #also shoutout to everyone successfully colouring the paris scene #wtf kind of filter is that #why were they like this sex scene going to be yellow as hell #anyway don't mind me #i'm just a simple ace with a kink for the tender intimacy of holding hands

[jcams88]

Buzzfeed really said We are going directly for the throat with this one, huh

#try guys #the try guys #ned fulmer #ned fulmer is a cheater #directly for the throat is what he deserves #but also damn his former employer is G O I N G for it #i also wanna be very clear that just because everyone is dunking on ned #doesn't mean that alex should be absolved of her part in this #like girl that's your boss and you also work with his wife #you've definitely spent time around his kids #wtf is wrong with you?

[bu99erfly]

LOOSSEMBLE One of a Kind (Dawn Ver. Concept), 2024

#loona #loossemble #orbitloona #femaleidolsedit #femaleidol #femadolsedit #kgoddesses #ggnet #loonaedit #99 #09 #edits #*e #* #everyone keeps slaying like wtf #everyone but the editor (i just know mu_gung is only taking the pics bc the coloring??? its not consistent #while mugung basically has a personal psd

[weaponizedducks]

another arthur returns au. merlin is sad and In Love so everyone he meets hears about this blond guy who insulted him for ten years and makes merlin sob everytime he talks about him and hears about how he 'left him' and how he's 'waiting for him' and they assume arthurs a really shitty ex boyfriend and merlin is delusional, traumatized, and whipped.

when arthur returns he has to deal with various verbal attacks form people who think he's merlin's ex and is just so confused.

#everyone's just like #'merlin don't take him back you can do BETTER' #arthur says wtf #merthur #merlin #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon returns #arthur pendragon #leon's also there and is enjoying it #long suffering leon #leon the long suffering #merlin emrys #modern au

[tippenfunkaport]

That viral post that's going around about how people who write "book quality" mlm fic are too "normal" to publish and have real jobs so only "weird" people publish their "shitty" fanfic is so completely out of touch with reality and I am giving a massive side eye to everyone reblogging it.

Not only is it completely, easily verifiably untrue (you cannot enter any professional writing space without tripping over a dozen grizzled scifi writers who got their start by filing off the serial numbers and publishing their Star Trek fanfic even going back decades ago??? it's a whole thing?? plus how can you look at the mlm category on Amazon right now and say with a straight face that people aren't publishing shitty Spirk and Stucky fanfic??? Oh, honey...) it's also the perfect example of this kind of sneering elitism that true artists would never sully themselves by seeking profit, they do it only for the purity of the thing that always somehow leads back to, "no one should be paid to make art, actually."

The only reason you're seeing more published fanfic right now has nothing to do with the idealistic purity of your hypothetical government employee written smut of the past vs the debased scribbles of those awful straights of today and everything to do with the fact that a) self-publishing has created a voracious readership that wants a ton of content so it's become a viable, flexible income stream for many, especially disabled people b) anyone can publish now with self-publishing tools so there are less gatekeepers and c) lockdown got a lot of people into fandom and therefore writing who never tried it before.

And if you really think there's no "shitty" published mlm and no "book-quality" m/f writing out there that started as fanfic, then you are clearly not a reader so why are you even talking about this?

#love how they manipulated people into spreading that post by making it seem like a cishet vs gay thing #when the real message is OP thinks trying to sell your writing is cringe and 'weird' and 'normal people' with jobs would never #which would of course never have flown on the fandom website #so they played into the queer shipping is purer than cishet shipping puriteen thing #and it worked! #because my god people are gullible #this is the direct pipeline that leads to AI thievery #''normal' people write for the joy of it anyway so why do you need pay? you are just greedy and 'weird'!' #'oh no this isn't about who we get to call cringe and who gets to profit from art it's about um... #(quick what's a hated m/f ship?).. oh uh 'shitty' REYLO #and not our super pure uh... (spirk is still popular right? lets throw in that avengers one too to make it seem timely) stucky!' #I'm sorry if I have no sense of humor about this but the year is 2024 and people are still way too ready to sneer #about writers trying to earn a fucking living in the shittiest timeline #and i need you to look deep into yourself and ask you why it's so important to you to tell yourself that only people writing what you like #are 'normal' with real jobs and to vilify everyone else as 'weird' and 'shitty' #for trying to make an income during a financial fucking crisis #i would say sorry for ranting about this but I'm not sorry because wtf #write whatever you want #publish whatever you want #there is no moral fucking purity in what the content is #and one thing certainly doesn't make you more 'weird' or 'normal' than the other #like there is soooo much shitty mlm that started as fanfic??? #that post is 100% OP made up some guys to get mad about and called them relyos for the clicks #writing #publishing #writblr #writeblr #i wasn't going to tag this anything but you know what fuck it I'm mad #i had like 5 more tags but tumblr cut me off which is fair 😅 #fan fiction

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Once I was scrolling thru naruto fics and saw the tag "buisnessman!Kakashi" and all I could think about was Kakashi being a child businessman, owning all the konoha adults at doing business while wearing an oversized suit and tie. That idea is so fucking funny to me.

#obito: that kakashi! hes always showing me up by getting better deals than me >:-( #also just the idea of lil child Kakashi showing up at a business meeting and sealing the deal with an outline written in adorablly childish #handwriting. written in crayon lol #call this the naruto businessman au #every ninja is a business person and it exactly parallels canon. that is my dream #sealed inside naruto is the partial spirit of the ultimate buisnessman but its too powerful and everyones afraid #fucking hashirama's face on the wall as the company founder lmao rip madara: fuck this company ur brother embarrassed my brother so bad #at deal making that he died. im gonna tear it all down. face me hashirama! deal for deal. ill become the ultimate businessman ill control #the world and put an end to all this business! #oh got its so weird like the founders waterpark au that i also keep deep in my heart #anyway this is weird wtf am i doing. procrastinating and its like almost 11 i should keep writing or go to sleep lol #but wait: 10 years ago the spirit of a ferral businessman was unleashed upon this building. there was no stopping him. his charisma was #unmatched. his expense reports! his terrible otherworldly expense reports! he was too efficient! he fired half the staff! the spirit of #that buisnessman is sealed inside of u naruto. thats why theyre so afraid of u. and then cut to naruto in an oversized buisness suit #looking shocked. aw iruka as a daycare working. cute #anyway this is fucking dystopian lol #unrelated #naruto ramblings

[nyxi-pixie]

its so fucking funny to me that all of s2 is just mike being real fucking gay for will

and then vecna/mindflayer is just chilling in wills brain watching this tiny asshole absolutely simp for his host body

#'we'll go crazy together🥰🥰' 'ur like😍😍😍 a SUPERSPY!!!😍😍😍😍 *holds hand gayly*' 'it was the Best thing ive ever done🥰🥰🥰' #and vecnas just like omg😥my ship is thriving u guys😥😥 #NO BUT THATS SO FUNNY. like wills just like aww mike my beloved and the fuckin mindflayer is just like ????? wtf i came to rule the world #not deal w this gay bullshit??? this is so awkward why am i watching them flirt?? shld i leave ur head a min to leave u guys alone😭 #the reason will broke out of the trance enough to talk to them thru morse code was cos the mf felt bad for ruining their gay moments #took a break to let them stare lovingly into each others eyes before coming back to try kill everyone again #WHAT AN ALLY!!! #or if its veccy himself then like WOO SOLIDARITY!!! #veccers is gay he told me #byler

[aurorangen]

To summarise: Casper's having the time of his life, Petrah's glued to her seat and Marco came for the free food 👍 But hey everyone's having a great time and we get to meet the newest addition to the Apple family...Briar!!!

The cousins meeting for the first time 🥺

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #postcard legacy #postcard gen 3 #marco montalvo #connie apple by tulipsimss #noah ngata #casper montalvo by tulipsimss #briar apple #gus apple by tulipsimss #adrian edelstein by cavsis #petrah apple by tulipsimss #zeke apple by tulipsimss #love seeing the whole fam here #SO MANY things are happening! #the first pics my fav!! i cant with petrah looking like that and noah being wtf is this guy on about then the cuteness with cas #we just think this is how everyone would interact with the babies stealing all the spotlight and then petrah all unamused 😒 #look at gus with his grandkids 🥺 tysm for letting me do this alice #posting early couldnt wait to show! reason i queue for 1:30 am bc when my 2/3 queue runs out id be playing 9pm-12am #to aim for that time then that became the norm!! and why i spread out 2/3 posts during weekdays as i play weekends #tulipsimss collab

[braxix]

Elrond: So you've been poisoned?

Maedhros: Unfortunately.

Elrond: Okay. *Holds up a poisonous plant* eat this.

Maedhros: Elrond, I don't think you know how this works, but okay.

#And then it just magically works and everyone's like “wtf was that? Is that how poison works? I don't think that's how poison works.” #lotr #lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #silmarillion #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect quotes #elrond #lotr elrond #elrond peredhel #maedhros #lotr maedhros

[crescentfool]

🌊🌸

#persona 3 #minato arisato #makoto yuki #lizzy does art #a brief break from the oc rainbow stuff. i present a minato to soothe everyone's souls. he is my favorite ever!!! #i'm so so happy to be drawing him again you have no idea #i've found my mojo again!!! rahh!!! my drive to create!! you're back!! i missed you!! and i will take you in stride!! #truly minato will always be such a comfort to draw he's like my favorite protagonist in anything ever he's just so!! #wahhhh i love him... #i realized a few days ago that i keep making sketches that i dont bother to color even if they're niceys #and im like damn dude wtf. let's go color these!!! #so there may be a bit more art than usual because HNNGH I MISS COLORING. i am going to drown you all in art 😈 #anyways happy friday! congratulations everyone. you made it to the end of the week. give urself a pat on the back!! woo!! yeah!!!

[paint-it-red-and-black]

"oh, Charles, you're such an angel."

Max hears it often. he picks up the phrases chirped by the girls around. it was said by fans, PR managers and once he had even heard it from a Ferrari mechanic. and Max totally and utterly disagrees.

Charles is no angel. on and off the track.

he is a bloody menace.

because angels don't look like that. with a slight squint when there's a storm brewing in the depths of green eyes in the middle of a sunny day.

angels don't get so angry you're afraid to approach. angels don't hold grudges. angels are quick to forgive.

angels don't smile like that. smirking, a little arrogant, covering it with their innocence. and showing a little of the soft tip of the tongue between their teeth.

angels are measured. they take their time. they are neat and tidy. they never make a mess of crumpled sheets and clothes.

angels are gentle. angels never squeeze skin until it bruises, bite until it darkens, or pull hair so hard it brings tears to the eyes.

and even more so, angels don't moan. not painfully, but sweetly, like melted chocolate with marzipan that leaves marks on your fingers. hot. frank. naked. absolutely wasted.

angels don't expose their necks, don't bare collarbones, giving more space for someone’s lips to leave marks.

angels don't press closer, scratching back until it’s bleeding. angels don’t choke on passion and never create their own.

but he falls asleep in the most angelic way. with his nose against Max's neck and the blanket pulled up to his eyes. he throws an arm and a leg over the body next to him, pulls closer, smiles warmly, and lowers his long fluffy eyelashes.

people easily fall for it.

"oh, Charles, you're such an angel."

but Max knows that Charles isn't an angel at all. he's a real demon in the flesh. but it's much easier to love him like that.

#lestappen #drabble #red and black drabble #i don't know wtf has happened to me i never wrote anything guess im going crazy and its lestappen's fault #I'll do whatever just not to study pružnost a pevnost #its like strength and flexibility of materials in czech?.. creepy shit but very important #and english of course is not my first language so i really hope that i didn't do any mistakes #but i love their duality and how everyone percieves Charles as “angel” when he's a real menace #so yeah i hope you enjoyed #have a great day everyone!!

[fragonreal]

magma nonsense.

#spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune #deltarune fanart #colors!! #the blue one is a potato #everyone became orange scented #just realized his hair is slightly different in each picture wtf #i dont feel like fixing it :P #have nice day :^)

[isa-belle1367]

More desmond headcanons bc my blorb is scurrying around my head and won't leave.

Desmond develops chronic migraines from the animus like the really bad kind. The ones where you pass out and wake up in Pain™️

Desmond is weirdly good at singing, but he never tells anyone, and most of the time, when he sings around others, he does it ironically, so one day he is just humming a song and everyone is like "WTF YOU CAN SING?"

Des starts picking up odd habits from his ancestors, such as refusing to step into a room with his left foot (edward) or running his tongue along his scar.

He 100% blames himself for not getting clay out of the animus

Is creepily flexible, like to a concerning degree.

He strikes me as a language nerd he def has duolingo, and even before the animus, he knew like 15 different languages

He climbs walls (yes, I was a wall climber as a kid, yes I am projecting rn)

ADHD DESMOND

He once got a 70 year old bottle of whiskey from a "friend" from the bar, and he absolutely shows it off every chance he gets.

He has connections to gangs and has gone on bike rides with them.

He can't do basic math to save his life if someone puts a multiplication problem in front of him, he short circuits.

He starts getting really bad nose bleeds from the animus, scares the crap out of everyone.

Definitely knows how to flirt like FLIRT can turn the straightest of men gay for a night if need be. It just gets worse after going through ezios' memories.

Has a list of really weird talents but can't do basic tasks like, yeah, you can dislocate your shoulder and pop it back into place, but can you cook eggs without burning them🤨

Terrible at cooking (95% sure his food is banned under the Geneva Conventions)

Can't walk in a straight line he is the friend who bumps into 1000 times a minute while walking down the side walk.

He is weirdly silent, like even before the animus thing, he is always weirdly quiet like silent footsteps can't hear his breathing etc. He dosent mean to it just happens

The only training that really stuck from the farm was the stealth training it was also his favorite subject to work on he probably hated hand to hand combat.

He has never filed taxes a day in his life, but the IRS could never track him down. He honestly doesn't even know he supposed to be paying them. The IRS has a meltdown over this.

Ok, I think this was enough to satisfy the itch in my brain. I'm gonna go to bed, know I might post a one-shot about the IRS one tomorrow. Idk

#assassin's creed #desmond miles #head canons #i personally would like to point out the taxes one #lucy mentions them #and hes like “who?” #and shes like “have you never paid taxes??” #and he is just so confused like “wtf are taxes?” #everyone loses their mind over this

[manitapaleta]

listen,….. we don’t know y hermie didn’t grow up with his dads but i already know its going to DEVASTATE ME when anthony tells us bc i know they would have loved the little joker, our sweet little thespian (also big brother nick hellooooooo)

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndaddies #jodie foster #scam likely #hermie the unworthy #scam actually #nick close #nick foster #nicholas foster #nicholas close #scodie #idk wtf is their ship name someone help #my art #wasn’t originally gonna make a lil comic but then i was like what if they didn’t tell nick and he comes home one day to hell and hermie is j #just there and everyone’s like o FUCK WE DIDNT TELL U LOL #also the idea that hermie is just now learning of his true family and he has a uncle and brother and two dads he’s never met but (i hope i b #believe i want it to be true) they love him v v much and the thought of nick meeting hermie and immediately taking on a big brother role mal #makes me wanna CRY bc he’s already taylor’s friend and yeah he said trust no one but he’s good to his son and he’s his baby brother who he’s #never met but what if he just feels v protective over him bc he’s been thru so much already and is now having an identity crisis bc WHO IS H #HERMIE??? like idk it’s a bit melancholic to think abt what if they were in each other’s lives??? how would have nick been as a big bro??? #sigh it’s 2am and i have work in 5 ish hours but i just had to get this outttt

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

How do you feel about staff's intent to remove reblog chains, considering your blog's basically an amalgamation of reblog chain long posts?

haha I’m actually legitimately terrified and trying really hard to not think about it :)

(seriously like i don’t wanna make a thing of it, but i’ve gone down the posts about it and like wtfff?!? why why why?!?? like I get their reasoning for it but it’s not accurate to the actual users of tumblr?? i’d rather scroll though 20 long posts than use the examples of what this would look like that I saw. but if this is wrong let me know…. but yeahhh i’m scared.)

#Tumblr heritage posts are built on reblog chains #it’s the charm of the website #like wtf #like I don’t wanna post this bc I know members of staff follow me #but if they see this and can alleviate mine (and basically everyone’s?!) fear then it’s worth it lol #but idk #also you know it’s bad when *i* comment on it bc I comment on nothing… so yeahh #don’t be mad at me Tumblr i’m just a scared tour guide barbie who wants to keep reblog chains and prev notes :( #ask #the hellsite answers #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit #anonymous #reblog chains #Tumblr updates #reblog chain #Tumblr ™