Brainrot and possibly crack-ish thought that I spent too much time thinking about: The Forge of Solus works a bit too well, and now everyone who has been a Prime has been revived. The Fallen, who through some miracle, also ends up on Earth and dragged into family shenanigans. In short, pure chaos with all the Primes.
Heck yeah, this could go a thousand and one ways and I could even make it angsty if I try. I love this.
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Optimus had not expected to be saved. He was dying and he had largely accepted that fact as the Allspark welcomed him. However when the Forge of Solus Prime repaired him, he felt something else be dragged along back to his fallen form along with him. He was not sure what it was when he woke in his new frame, but something felt... off. He did not question when he flew to Darkmount and collected his team after driving his foe back, but once his team was settled in Hanger E, he was absolutely certain there was something wrong. Ratchet already wanted to do a scan on Optimus after his near death, but when the Prime came to him in minor terror, the medic all but tripped over himself to get scans completed.
The team ended up gathering around to watch as Optimus had his scans taken, and they were all shocked and in awe at what they saw.
Within Optimus's spark chamber were fifteen small sparks, each fluttering around Optimus's lovingly. They were tiny, still developing, and yet had none of the unsettled energy of sparks in need of a host. It was... unsettling for Optimus, largely because he never felt any spark ignite within him, nor had he taken on the role of surrogate for a mech waiting on a frame to inhabit. He knew the Matrix had creation capabilities, but he had not at all expected it to be so extreme. Ratchet chalked it up to the Forge possibly causing the Matrix to use some of its power to ignite newsparks, but deep down Ratchet, Optimus, and the rest of the team did not believe that at all. Sparks do not come from nothing, nor do they come from a frame transfer totally stable. The newsparks within Optimus were far too controlled and powerful to be the result of the Matrix, at least in theory.
There was brief discussion of extinguishing the newsparks, but that idea was shut down the moment Optimus registered familiarity amongst the lives that orbited his own. He did not understand entirely, but they felt like family. And so the Prime opted to keep them, but to the dismay of Ratchet and the combined confliction of the team. Ultra Magnus was ready to accept the young without a moment's hesitation. Their people were lacking in numbers as it was, they needed every life they could to ensure their kind did not join countless others in extinction. Arcee, Bulkhead, and Wheeljack were largely neutral, if a little worried about getting enough energon for fifteen new lives. Smokescreen and Bumblebee were elated at the prospect, if concerned over taking care of more young bots in such a dangerous situation. Ratchet refused to state his opinion and focused on making sure Optimus got enough energon to support himself and his charges.
Things went well enough for a few months after the matter. The children were not alerted to Optimus's state and only commented on the situation when they noticed the team taking more hits for the Prime than usual. But with time, the newsparks grew more demanding and needed frames. In turn, since there were no protoforms to be collected, Optimus needed more energon to prepare to make protoforms himself.
That was when things got tight. Optimus needed more, regardless of his stance on the matter. The team needed to find more energon for him and continue the fight. Rations grew smaller and Optimus grew more and more agitated with receiving greater quantities. Just as things were reaching a breaking point however, something unusual happened. Optimus grew mad with the team for their offering of more energon. He could see that they were tired and he knew the limits of his frame. He could go a few cycles without, especially with how strong the newsparks were. There was debate and anger over the situation, leading an argument that ultimately ended with Optimus emitting an EM field flare that synced up with a pulse from his spark. It didn't seem to do anything at first. The team were startled, but that was all.
Then, two weeks after the fact, an object of Cybertronian origin came careening into Earth's atmosphere, landing in the middle of Alaska of all places. The team quickly hurried to investigate and were promptly met by a mech who towered over all of them, even gaining a solid head on Optimus when he came through. Covered in black and red accented plating, the mech wielded a deadly looking blaster and vaguely reminded the team of Megatron. He bore no factional marks, he carried no sign of any allegiance, but after a while of standing and staring, the mech spoke.
"Thirteen, I sensed your distress... along with the calls of our kin. Where are Solus and the others? I know they are near."
It took a long klik for Optimus to figure it out while the team reeled, but once it settled, he almost choked in pure shock. Megatronus, the Fallen Prime stood before him and evidently believed that Optimus somehow had the other original Primes with him. There was a great deal to unpack in his singular statement, but Optimus did not deny the Fallen access to Hangar E to explain. The team were given to explanation as to who the Fallen was and were only given the name of Megatronus to work with. But it did not take long for things to make sense as the Fallen Prime spoke with the current Matrix bearer.
"You carry them within you? Fifteen sparks... it should not be possible."
"And yet it is. I did not know they were Primes, but they felt familiar."
"They will need frames, and you do not have enough energon to produce them."
"Yes, but we are doing what we can-"
"You require protomatter and energon. There is no need to play with words Thirteen."
"Then you are correct."
"I will get you what is required for their survival. In turn, I wish to play a part in Solus's development in order to... make up for my prior mistakes."
"..."
"..."
"That is acceptable."
Confusion radiated from all of the Autobots as the Fallen nodded like nothing happened and promptly fragged off again, not to be seen for another three months while Optimus patiently waited and explained exactly nothing. But of course, not being fools the team started to put things together. Ultra Magnus worked with Bulkhead to create a conspiracy board while the rest of the team collectively tried to not think about the deeper implications of Optimus being called 'Thirteen' and supposedly 'carrying all of them within himself'. So when the Fallen returned with stupid amounts of energon and surprisingly healthy amounts of protomatter, the team opted to not look a gift horse in the mouth, especially considering Optimus seemed calm.
The team shut up and watched as soon enough, Optimus had his fill of energon, received protomatter injections, and within two additional weeks, vanished into his room and did not emerge. The team hovered around nervously for days on end while the Fallen watched human TV shows without a care in the world. It went on for about a week, with Ratchet nearly busting down the door in fear for his leader before Optimus quietly stepped out of his room with plenty of small sparklings in his arms and on his frame.
Ratchet: Optimus, what are those?
Optimus: These are my sparklings. Nominus, Nova, Guardian, Sentinel, Solus, Prima, Quintus, Vector, Micronus, Amalgemous, Nexus, Alchemist, Onyx, Alpha Trion, and Liege Maximo.
Arcee: Sir with all due respect, what the absolute frag-?!
Megatronus: Finally. Now let me see the reincarnation of my beloved.
Fifteen small sparklings, each looking startlingly similar to their namesakes all clung to Optimus as if he were a jungle gym. the Prime simply smiled with all the patience in the world and offered up the one who carried Solus's name with a happy sound. Fifteen sparklings, fifteen sparklings who looked like fallen Primes of times long gone by.
There was no way this was going to end well.
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So, lets imagine that Monster (the drink, lol, i forgot to mention that) gets really fucking popular in Gotham. Like, a lot. It's desired by a mix of both villains and heroes due to its the amount of energy it provides the body and it's property to act like a life-saver (literally). Nobody has been able to trace where exactly its produced from (Batman has tried to find the source and has tried to ban it but it just somehow keeps appearing and he'd rather stock up than lose it to his opponents).
Skip to Danny (after becoming the Ghost King) trying to convince his parents that after discovering that they are selling ectoplasm to Gotham as an energy drink that it is a bad idea, not knowing that his parents had been doing it from That Day. His parents argue that its basically holy water, ensuring that people aren't getting overshadowed (Because people literally turn liminal due to drinking it).
Monster is banned in Amity Park because Wes has convinced GIW and the citizens that they're basically drinking Phantom's ghostly fluids. GIW has disposed of the 'contaminated', they are less in number because not a lot of people trust the Fentons works. This explains why its citizens keep getting overshadowed.
Selling Monster is one the main funds resources that the Fentons use for their projects. And they're only selling place is of course Gotham. They had been contacted by a kind man by the name of CW who was willing to transport it to Gotham and get their money in exchange for keeping the portal in their basement and in promise of not bringing it out of their house.
This is basically Clockwork's plan B if push comes to shove to prevent Phantom from potentially getting attacked by his parents when he does reveal himself to be their son. So by turning Gotham liminal he's basically making it Phantom's hideout from his parents, ensuring that even if ghosts enter Gotham they won't be able to make it out 'alive' because of the bats. And also knowing Bruce Wayne, Danny will have a new family in no time.
PS: Amity Park knows about the existence of Gotham, Gotham just doesn't know about Amity Park. Its just the Fentons that don't know where this 'Gotham' is, but hey, they are getting their money, so who cares? Amiright?
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Welcome to depraved thoughts with Eerika.
They are about Neuvillette.
- Bath Tub sex
- Two cocks double penetration
- Met him in court and he takes a fascination towards you
- Breeding/marking
- THE ABSOLUTE PENT UP STRESS SEX YOU WOULD HAVE HELLO?!
- *cough* Dragon. Form. Sex.
- Something about men, being coated in water or being wet in general sets off my monkey brain.
- If you've seen the half dragon art of Neuvillette coming out of the pool nude... if yk yk.
That'll be all for now.
(I LIED have fanart I got off of my favorite deranged delulu app pinterest, all credits go to the artists do call em out if you know one because all the art I grabbed some comments were saying they were this person or another o-o)
Also should I write really shit smut of this man
*thonk*
*deranged barking* aight I go to sleep now I wake up in 3 hours x3
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Whumper who's whumpees future self who came back to try and stop them from doing stupid things, but the only solution they can think of is to keep whumpee locked up
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Ghost has a nightmare that Soap’s from Boston; that is all.
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I just came up with an idea
Okay, so you know how Jason Todd probably has a little ectoplasm in his blood?
Now combine that with ghost hunger and as soon as Danny meets the red hood he’s just starving.
Imagine the Justice league is just low-key worried how about how their potential recruit is staring at one of the vigilantes of Gotham.
Barry, Oliver, and Hal are all probably thinking the kid has a crush. they’re all planning on teasing him after the meeting is done
Danny had been drooling over red hood the entire meeting but what no one’s expecting is as red hood walks past Danny he just BITES his arm.
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Bumblebee has just a natural talent to make friends.
Enough with the angsty shit, time for some good stuff- Bee, despite being dragged thru so much shit in his own life, is still a happy and hopeful ray of sunshine. He always looks at stuff on the positive side and tries to make everyone smile.
He may be a "side character" in the world but he's that one side character everyone loves. He's cheerful and kind and can be a menace full of jokes but at the end of the day everyone enjoys his company. He has that charm that could bring out that little bit of childish joy in anyone he spoke to.
Which is why he somehow befriended the Decepticons residing on Earth.
When Team Prime first got on Earth, Bee was the first to befriend Sari. He had no issues befriending local citizen and making little friend groups here and there.
Then Lugnut and Blitzwing arrived on Earth. It was quite a mess the first time they all met. Later on Blitzwing went off to explore stuff and bumped into Bee wandering out at night in hopes to do something fun. They were supposed to fight but Bee derailed their initial argument to a discussion about something stupid and then into a talk about interests. Tadah, Friend #1.
I suppose Starscream joined in on Earth shortly after. He didn't really enjoy Lugnut's company and went to 'patrol'. Then he saw Blitz and this little yellow autobot on some outskirts area and came down to see the fight.
...Except there was no fight.
They two had gathered much scrap from the nearby yard and were trying to build a fort out of it. Starscream had just dropped in unannounced and made a mess from one of the piles. Of course he argued about them hanging out when Bee scolded him for destroying their hard work, but they just seemed to ignore it. Of course, Bee accused him of being jealous of not being able to build a fort like them... and somehow, Starscream bit the bait and they had a bet. While Bee and Blitz build one side of the fort, Star built the other. It ended in them all correcting each other's mistakes and making a pretty nice fort. Friend #2.
...Then the Autobots got a call about some giant robots being rowdy in the area. Bee wasn't picking up so that got them a bit worried, but when they got to the place there was just this small fortification of some sorts with scrap and tarp hanging from it. In their attempt to sneak closer someone knocked over some left over scrap and Blitzwing popped up from behind the wall.
"Who is intruding on our land?!" He was set on his freaky black face, soon enough Bee himself popped up from behind the same wall.
"Bee- get out from there!!" Optimus tried to warn. Bee and Blitz just looked at each other for a second before Bee simply answered. "No."
So instead of a fight there was just this confused argument between Blitz+Bee and Team Prime about the fort. At some point Starscream popped out from behind the same wall as them and yelled at them to frag off and that they're "having important discussions". In reality Blitz went and stole some oil barrels and rusted rods as snacks and they had a little tea party.
Team Prime was just arguing with a bunch of childish idiots in a makeshift fort. When they tried to get close they were assaulted with snowballs (Blitz made them) so they just left them to their thing.
It got even weirder when Megatron was revived. I imagine he captured Bee to interrogate and tried to get him to spill info but at that moment he was tired and annoyed with what the frag his soldiers were pulling in base and Bee caught onto that. So instead of Megs interrogating Bee, the scout talked with Megs about shit he was tired of dealing with, even cracked some jokes that Megs surprisingly chuckled at.
It didn't take long for Lugnut to also take a liking to Bee. After he befriended Megs and Blitz he kinda had a free pass to come hang out in the decepticon base. Lugnut caught Blitz talking with Bee and tried to report it to Megs, but the warlord only joined in on the gossip. Lugnut doesn't have much personal interests outside his job but Bee got him to open up a bit.
Shockwave was very confused when he saw Bee just casually taking with Megs over some oil. He was already tamed by the minibot and didn't need any time to warm up to him again.
I suppose Bee also befriended Blackarachnia in the meantime. He caught her hanging out in some abandoned building and derailed the fight into a talk. So she's now like a mean cool aunt to him.
Starscream also introduced him to his clones, they all know to not harm the little guy. He's very likable. Skywarp has a special friendship with Bee considering he's very skittish and Bee provides the best quality comfort.
All of the Decepticons have an unspoken promise to protect this ray of sunshine at all cost. Funny to imagine Lugnut just fighting Autobots when some building crumbles and he ditches it all to stop it from falling on Bee, then he picks him up and places him some distance away and continues fighting the other Autobots.
I don't actually know how the Autobots are gonna cope with this- like, on one hand it's nice that Bee doesn't get hurt but on the other hand these are Decepticons and the "friendship protection" doesn't apply to them.
They also can't make Bee not go and hang out with them cuz Bee will find a way to sneak out and do so anyway and the 'cons will be pissed and possibly wreck more havoc if they find out Bee is grounded.
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DP x DC: Tingle
Ghostwriter puts Danny Fenton and Jason Todd in a Chuck Tingle book
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a lil stupid selfship/self indulge moment but the Florida/Georgia game is this weekend and it’s a big deal down here so I’m thinking about Reiner and his wife being big time Bulldogs fans and the rest of his friends being Gators. And Rei NEVER gets out of character abt anything but he don’t play about his favorite team and because they’ve gotten five wins in a row, he’s talking shit the whole weekend, taking bets and being straight obnoxious LMAO. “Bunch of pansies.” And here you are just trying to make your wings, dip and be a cute lil hostess + he’s about to have everybody pissed off at him 😭
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I will not cease.
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Satoru spoiling / helping Shoko but in the most absurd ways:
“Hey Shoko here’s a phone since your old one broke”
“You’ve got a creepy neighbor? I’ll kill him, don’t worry about the evidence I can bribe people!”
“Shoko, I’ll get you a free pass with my money”
“Shoko, you need a weapon just in case? Here’s a gun!”
“You’re getting threatened to be kicked out of your apartment building Shoko? I’ll handle it don’t worry!”
“Are you getting sued for so called ‘medical malpractice’ Shoko? Don’t worry about it! I also happen to be a great lawyer too!”
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While it wouldn’t have been fun to play, it would have been funny as hell if Emily or Corvo (whoever you’re playing as) had returned from Karnaca in Dishonored 2 to discover Delilah has actually already been dealt with because Daud heard she was back, went “After all the effort I went through to get rid of you? Absolutely the fuck not,” and has been trying to off her the entire time. I know this wouldn’t work because of the whole ‘she needs to have her soul returned to her before she can be killed’ thing, but listen.
Listen.
It would be so funny.
Emily or Corvo’s just working so hard on Serious Business over in Karnaca and truly learning of the mistakes that have been made in how the Empire has been governed lately and growing as a person... and meanwhile Daud’s over in Dunwall breaking into the Tower again trying more and more complicated ways to dispose of this woman as he gets more and more frustrated. He might not be an assassin anymore, but by golly, when he deals with someone they stay dealt with. Now get back in the painting, witch!
Whatever the reason, the Outsider is having a grand old time not telling any of his Marked what the others are doing, this is entertaining as heck.
Bonus points: Daud made port in Dunwall just as Emily or Corvo shipped out.
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Corn Flakes (the breakfast cereal) were allegedly made by Kellogs to be the most unsexy of Cereals, to make people less horny.
Fanfic idea: Corn Flakes are the only other known cure to Sex Pollens
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You know what I need, more down dirty double dicked Neuv smut, spit roast my ass.
Like I get all this Dragon Morax smut and don't get me wrong that is om nom nom delicious bit also where is my hydro dragon daddy I love his sub smut every now and then but also there is not enough smut of him being an absolute Dom because his court room personality could totally play in the bedroom.
Kinky thought #5 or something...?
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I can't stop my crack ideas.
So you know how Alberu just ran into the battlefield in his pyjamas? Now all I'm thinking is OG Cale (from my fic) running into a battlefield with a dress just because he wants to one up Alberu
Alberu: Running into the battlefield in my pyjamas was the most embarrassing moment of my life. But at least Taerang made me look cooler
OG Cale: Pfff bitch, I can look cooler wearing a dress while fighting
Alberu: You wouldn't dare. You don't have the guts.
OG Cale: ...Yo Rosalyn! Give me one of your dresses!
*proceeds to decimate the battlefield with his Ancient powers and rocking a pretty dress
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Sheet-y crack
So, ghost sheets are real. And one of them has fallen for a bed sheet, like, a non-sentinel, completely normal bed sheet at the Wayne manor. Unfortunately, it's one of the batkids’ favorite sheet. Shenanigans ensures 👻 👻 👻
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