We keep going on about how fictional detectives will catch Light. But how would this guy?
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This came to me in a dream. I'm not kidding. And in my dream it was actually one of their better ones, and given these fuckers did rainbow dash vs starscream I wouldn't put this past them
And yes I know that image of dobby is incredibly cursed. It's honestly the first thing that showed up and all the other pics were kind of crap anyway so I decided fuck it, might as well embrace the weird, uncanny, cringe, cursed energy. That's kind of what memes are all about.
This whole concept is so incredibly cursed. Gollum and the LOTR series is cursed because a character that is meant as a warning of the corrupting power of greed and avarice is now the mascot used to sell mediocre merchandise exploiting the nostalgia and brand recognition of Tolkien's work. If there's a heaven, and Tolkien's looking down on his creation, he'd be as ashamed as God was when he flooded the earth for a fresh start.
Dobby and the HP franchise are cursed because... well do I really need to get into that? I mean I guess I can but I've already typed quite a bit and this dead horse has been beaten, resurrected, and then beaten back to death repeatedly by the internet now. So uh, suffice to say, I view the Harry Potter series as an old cousin that got addicted to some serious drugs, ruined their life, got excommunicated from the family, and now no one talks to them because they've been sharing a lot of problematic shot on Facebook.
That's a lot of writing I just did for this dumbass shitpost, but it's actually a somewhat interesting match-up when you think about it. I mean neither of them are exactly fighters, but Gollum is a ruthless murderer and cannibal, and Dobby is uh, magic I guess? It's been a while since I was into HP in any capacity so I'm not fully aware of the scope of his abilities. Maybe he can do some cool shit, idk.
But in terms of physical strength, I do remember Golly being stronger than he looks in the movies, so Dobby wouldn't stand a chance in a knock-down drag-out brawl. He'd definitely have to get clever.
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Death pacts situation in TPOT 4 kinda reminded me of a trolley problem
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“We made it!”
“Onward, daughters and sons of Krieg! Let us plant this tree here and secure this W for the imperium!”
Merry X-mas, and may all your 40k hammers be war!
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