#dc comic text

[benbamboozled]

Okay, hear me out.

We know from the existence of Respawn (Talia and Slade Wilson’s test tube clone baby created without their knowledge by Ra’s) that Ra’s al Ghul has canonically gotten involved in the Weird Mix-And-Match Clone Baby game.

We ALSO know that, canonically, in the DC universe, one can make clone babies with two male fathers (since, as everybody knows, Kon is Clark and Lex’s Mix-And-Match Clone Baby).

We ALSO ALSO know that, at least once, Ra’s has attempted to…hm…“get Tim’s DNA in the al Ghul line.” (Don’t really want to get into that one too much.)

THEREFORE, I submit to you that Ra’s DEFINITELY has a him/Tim clone baby stuffed away somewhere, ready to reveal it for maximum chaos.

#ra’s al ghul #Tim Drake #back on my clone baby bullshit. #but look. #it adds up—right??? #DC comic text #robins genetic slurry clone baby #okay that text popped up with I typed clone baby and I’m keeping it.

[bruciemilf]

“Bruce wouldn’t call his kids any cutesy nicknames y’all are cringe” first of all Bruce canonically refers to children as “honey” and “sweetheart” as BATMAN, so, close your mouth, monster breath

Second of all, Thomas Wayne called him everything from “Bunny, honey, sweetheart, baby, bambino, sweetie” to “Gumdrop, honeybee, amore, babe, “ and you can die trying to take it away from me

#text #baby bruce #bruce wayne #batman #thomas wayne #dc #dc comics #text post #batfamily

[dragonpyre]

If the Lazarus pit can restore lost limbs and bones and shit, would that mean it also restores wisdom teeth?

What I’m saying is, assuming Jason had his wisdom teeth out early (like I did), he’d have to get them out AGAIN before enacting his 5D chess revenge plan on Batman

#lazarus pit #dc #Jason Todd #red hood #Batman #dc comics #text post #he calls Bruce high as a kite sobbing and asking why he doesn’t love him #Bruce at this point has no idea Jason’s alive #Talia regrets letting Jason have phone privileges

[tiffycat]

Sir you are pushing 30, you don't get to meow

#damian wayne #robin #dick grayson #nightwing #batfamily #batfam #dc #dc comics #added alt text to the images now 👍🏼 #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #10k

[yooooodude]

Art credit @purble-sarah

#batman #dc comics #dc robin #nightwing #red hood #jason todd #dick grayson #batfam #reductress #incorrect quotes #text post

[violent138]

During Tim's early days, the principal called Bruce once to report that Tim had a lot of bruises.

Bruce, pretty sure he knows where this is going: "Well there's a reasonable explanation for this--"

Tim, kind of sheepish: "It's from the Bo staff."

Bruce, turning fully on the chair to look at him.

Tim, fidgeting a little: "I've been practicing kind of a lot with it recently."

Bruce, suddenly incredibly proud: "Yes," turns back to the suspicious principal. "He insists on getting into these really niche extra curriculars. For college."

Principal, looking between them: "Bo staff? What is that, exactly?"

Tim: "I can show you if you like? Do you mind?"

The principal shrugs and Tim steps out, returning with a broom.

He does a one handed figure eight spin and wipes the Principal's mug right off the desk, causing it to shatter on the floor.

Tim: "Oh shit."

Bruce, speaking over the principal, standing up: "Excellent, just loosen your grip a little more."

Tim, rolling his eyes: "It's a pretty basic move B, and you know it--"

Bruce, excited that Tim's taken an interest: "Just the beginning, tonight we'll practice some real moves, build your repertoire in defense and offense--"

Tim, grinning: "I'd like that, I've also been working on--"

Principal, clearing her throat: "I think I've seen all I need to see."

#Kind of a long one #Inspired by my unfun time with the calli sticks #Tim Drake #Batman #Bruce Wayne #Dc comics #Text post #3 am batposting #batfamily

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

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#Comics #Poison Ivy #Harley Quinn #DC #DC Comics #TFSH #Texts From Superheroes #Christmas

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce Wayne is the kind of guy who would rent out a theater to see his daughter perform but won't pay for Spotify Premium

#bruce wayne #batman #cassandra cain #orphan #batfamily #batfam #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #dc comics #wayne family adventures #webtoon #headcanon #batposting #shitpost #text post

[toytle]

“That was for you, Gramps!”

YJ redraw of barry’s terrible influence on bart. his (grand)dad jokes precede him <3

VIDEO ID: The Flashfam are seeing Bart off as he returns to the future. Barry lets go of his hand on Bart’s shoulder as he walks away, waving back at them. He laughs and says, “Told you. Anyway, it’s been crash. But the future awaits. I gotta run. Ha-ha!” Barry smiles while Jay brings a hand to his hat in exasperation, and Wally slumps, looking at the camera unimpressed. Bart continues to say, “See what I did there? With the ‘run’?” Barry, still smiling, walks towards Bart as he’s about to enter the time machine, saying, “That was for you, Gramps.”

#flashfam #the flash #bart allen #barry allen #jay garrick #wally west #young justice #yja #dc comics #dc fanart #dc #alt text #described #danart #aghh i’m so proud of how this turned out in its simplicity #simplifying things is a lot harder than you’d think orz #rly tried to push myself with the stylization here #this was my first time drawing any of the flashfam besides barry btw. #not bad for a first attempt if i do say so myself U__U

[fandomfuntimem]

"There are more of us than you think"

The ghost boy floated infront on Batman. All he wanted was to offer this kid some help. He has been deffending this town for a little over two years now with no help. So Batman just thought offering some training and other teen heros to help would be nice. But all he was met with was a cold hard stare. It wasn't a lookxof hatred, or anger, just disappointment.

"What?" He asked. For once in his life he didn't get it. What did he mean? 'There are more of us' more half ghosts like him? Multiples of him?

"What I mean Batman, is there are far more teen heros than you think. There are so many kids who were left to deffend their homes by themselves. I'm in contact with plenty of people like me. I don't need your charity work. We dont need it," Phantom took a deap breth, "so many kids had to save the world while the Justice League sat back and did nothing. Ben Tennyson has been saving the world since he was ten, a child soldier and the only effective weapon the Plumbers have. The Ninja over in Norrisville was given his powers at fourteen. Max Steel was fused with an alien and born with nuclear levels of power. The list goes on bats. Kim Possible, Jenny, Generator Rex, Zak Saturday. We all did just fine without you and your League."

Batman was speechless. That many? That many kids left to deffend their homes? Phantom obviously seemed to have contact with them, maybe they help eachother out, but still. How did the Justice League not know?

Phantom disappeared and left Batman to ponder his words alone. How many world ending events did thease kids fight? How many of them did they fight alone? How much help did each of them have? Phantom only has a niche group of allies, how small are their support groups?

He'll have to research this when he returns to the bat cave. Hopefully he can get all thease kids get the help they need. Set up Zeta Tubes in their cities, and end this awful epidemic of teen heros.

#dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #dpxdc #dc x dp #dc x dp prompt #dcxdp #ben ten #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #max steel #kim possible #my life as a teenage robot #zak saturday #generator rex #prompt #writing #one shot #batman #dc comics #text post

[benbamboozled]

Honestly, my favorite thing about the Infinite Frontier “I guess everything is canon now…???” status quo is that it makes every character a complete lunatic.

You can justify pretty much every characterization point you want because every character has done or stated a thing and then turned around and done or stated the exact opposite of that thing, because they are all absolutely whackadoo. (Possibly from the stress of having to mentally deal with so many retcons.)

#dc comics #the state of the DC universe is that everyone is pants-on-head crazy. #dc comic text #personally—I like to follow my own hodge-podge of canon based on what I like most or what is the funniest. #which usually means I keep the assholeness in my own personal canon repertoire. #so Battle for the Cowl is canon because it’s so completely bonkers. #it makes me laugh to think of the current characters being like: WHY did we do that?!!! #Jason: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #dick fucking Barbara for the first time and then inviting her to his and Kory’s wedding? #THAT’S CANON BABY #all of Jason’s dress up batfam attacks are CANON because how could anyone take away his flair for the dramatic??? #every time a character has gone evil and tries to destroy the world? canon. #also—controversial—but Talia fucking Jason is canon for maximum chaos potential.

[bruciemilf]

Damian: Baba. I’ve acquired an enemy at the academy. He’s been ripping my drawings, teasing me about my lineage, and smearing your honor. I understand murder can’t happen. How shall I proceed?

Bruce: [Has a flashback of Thomas driving to his bully’s house, spiked brass knuckles on his hands, petting his head and smiling dangerously, ‘I’ll be right back, chum!’]

Bruce: …I’ll talk to his parents.

Damian: Todd?

Jason: Finally, an excuse to tackle a 10 year old.

#bruce: nO- #damian: then what do you propose we do!!! this beast knows no peace!!! #bruce: we buy his father’s company and make him take an unpaid internship. #damian: father!!! that is…inhuman. I praise you. #bruce wayne #damian wayne #jason todd #dc comics #dc #batfamily #incorrect quotes #batdad #bruce is very protective of his birdies pass it on #batman #text post

[dragonpyre]

Red Hood au where Jason has amnesia (thanks to being beaten upside the head before being blown up), but still wants to do his insane revenge plan against Batman. He has no idea why he's beefing with this random ass dude. He just knows he has unresolved daddy issues and pointed it at the most dramatic looking bitch on the East Coast

#jason todd #bruce wayne #red hood #batman #dc #dc comics #text post

[shyjusticewarrior]

#dc #dc comics #comics #comic books #jason todd #red hood #jason peter todd #character analysis #batboys #batkids #robins #jason todd wayne #i made this #my edits #batfamily #batfam #tumblr text post #angst #media analysis #batman characters #comic panels

[betterthanbatman1]

I love you Selina but absolutely fucking not

“He almost got himself killed because you taught him to be a good man"

No he fucking didn't. Jason taught himself to be a good man. Jasons life fucked him over and he became a good man despite that. He knows that he has to be the one to protect the vulnerable people of Gotham because no one else will. Because he knows from first hand experience what it's like to be on the receiving end of Gotham's cruelty.

He almost got himself killed because HE taught himself to be a good man.

I hate the assumption that Jason was born to be a fuck up. That he was always going to become a criminal. But NO! ‘Bruce the saviorTM’ saved Jason from his poor worthless self and turned him into a good man!!

It's fucked up and dc should do better.

l know Bruce helped guide Jason, but Jason is who he is despite Bruce. Not because of him.

#These feelings are coming out strong after the Gotham war shit #I initially put this in the tags but later felt it was more impactful in the actual post #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #batfam #dc #catwoman 58 #catwoman #Selina Kyle #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #id in alt text

[violent138]

Tim, looking around the darkened corridor: "You think it's a good idea to be breaking into random places right now?"

Jason said nothing, fumbling in his pockets.

Dick: "You live here, don't you?" Which gets everyone's attention laser-focused.

Jason just cast him a look, getting the door open.

Steph entered first, smacking into something that falls over. "Jeez." She complained, stumbling backward until Cass steadied her by the shoulders. "Sorry, that's my bad."

Duke turned on the lights in one motion, making everyone blink and wince.

"Get off me." Damian snapped, and Dick carefully let him go, letting him limp angrily into a chair. He frowned, scrutinizing the place. "You live here? Why would anyone--"

"Guys." Dick rubbed his eyes over the mask, cutting off Damian and Jason’s sharp answer. "First aid kit?" Dick asked Jason tiredly.

Jason nodded, moving to get it and heard Damian ask "What?" in response to a patented glare he must be getting.

Tim had made a beeline for the kitchen. "Dude, why do you have a singular set of dishes? And why are there just guns in this cabinet?"

Jason scoffed, handing Dick the kit. "Didn't realize I was running a fucking bed and breakfast."

"There's guns in this cabinet too!" Tim shook his head, opening and closing two more. "Oh good, just large knives in this one."

At Tim's raised eyebrows, Jason went into the kitchen and shooed Cass down the counter she was perched on, grabbing the paper plates he kept in a drawer and shoving them into Tim's chest.

Glancing at the way Steph was rubbing her neck, slouched at the table, Jason grabbed two ice packs, sliding one her way and throwing the other to Damian.

Duke, taking a book off Jason's meticulously organized shelf: "Why do you have seven copies of Pride and Prejudice? Did you keep forgetting you bought it, or--?"

Jason, storming over to put the book back. "Stop."

Dick looked up from the wound he was stitching. "Are they different at at all?"

"Are they in different languages?" Steph asked.

"Did you barter them for food? Because your fridge is fucking empty." Tim reported.

Jason groaned, realizing that they weren't going to drop it. "One has a different introduction and one is the zombies version. And yes, the rest are the same, now could you all stop touching stuff?"

"Why do you have five copies of the same book?"

#New format I'm testing out: too lazy to write a fic and too content heavy to be a text post #I present to you minificpost #Batman #Dc comics #Mini something #Batfamily #Jason Todd #Dick Grayson #Duke Thomas #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #damian wayne #Tim Drake #batfam #Don't know why I fixated on pride and Prejudice #Man reads other books too lol