#dal rants in the tags

[nientedal]

Your dog is not "neurotic." Your dog is half-poodle.

#if i had a nickel #for every time i heard someone call their poodle mix ''neurotic'' #i would have enough coins to backstroke through like scrooge mcduck #it happens ALL THE TIME #you were so excited to have a ''DoOdLe DoG'' that you forgot it was half-poodle #you forgot what that means! #and your happy healthy puppy grew up to be an anxiety attack in a fur coat! #try treating your doodle like a poodle for a while and THEN see if it's still neurotic #maybe it will be. shit happens and unlearning years of uncertainty and overcorrection takes time #some dogs won't recover completely #but for the love of god if i say ''treat your poodle mix like a poodle'' #and you say ''wait what does that mean?'' #...i may not perform actual violence upon you but i will WANT TO. #''why would i research the specific needs of the breeds in my F1 cross?'' I'M GONNA BITE YOU #dal rants in the tags

[verita-lapalissiana]

Il nauseante cerchiobottismo del fatto quotidiano ogni volta che devono fare finta di ammettere che israele sta commettendo un genocidio

#cinquantamila parentesi per sottolineare gli indicibili ed efferati crimini di hamas #per poi aggiungere che forse israele sta un pochino overreactando e che questo atteggiamento non è ottimale per la loro strategia #girl la loro strategia è quella lì letteralmente non hanno altri obiettivi #per non parlare di tutte le drammatiche perifrasi ogni volta che menzionano il sette ottobre #parrebbe che gli sia entrato in casa un predone del deserto col turbante e la scimitarra per rapirgli la zia e pisciargli sul tappeto #stesso atteggiamento del cazzo che hanno da un anno riguardo all'ucraina oltretutto #questa pigra e saccente ignavia mascherata da pacifismo perché lagggguerra ebbbrutta #per non parlare di la7 poi che dal mese scorso è ufficialmente diventata telezion a quanto pare #ok rant finito ma quando penso a queste cose mi vergogno di essere italiana #italian tag #italia #ita #free palestine

[alienaiver]

really having an off day :( im saying all the wrong things to ppl

#like i dont mean them like that and they keep getting interpreted in a way i did not intend them to #BUT tbf im on my period (which makes me emotional and suici//dal) and have been w family #for three whole days.... not the most Functioning Family out there and i am constantly babysitting them #i also havent slept more than 6-7 hrs since saturday.. so mayhaps.. a bad day is more natural than id like to believe #but still :( i hurt ppl just by feelings stuff when im like this and i!!! want!!! a hysteroctomy!!!!!!! :( #nohr.txt #tw negative #tw suicidal mentions in the tags #tw depression #tw rant

[whimsylace]

Hey mate; in your Tags you were asking for asks and as you are the (self proclaimed) #1 Darry apologist, I thought you might want to share some of your Darry Headcanons with the world?

DARRY CURTIS HEADCANONS

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anon i love you so much oh my god. ur ask was like a gift from god or sumh💯💯🗣️🗣️ THANK U SM FOR THE ASKK IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO SHARE THESE !!!!!!!!!!!

he sleeps in his parents’ old room

secretly drinks when he’s having a tough time. the only two people that have caught him are soda and two

has dimples. this is basically canon because patrick swayze has them but its not talked ab enouhj!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!11

has caught dally drinking from their fridge straight out the carton before and forbid him from ever going near the fridge again.

^isn’t aware that the entire gang does this (-pony and johnny because they’ve been paranoid that they’re going to get banned from the fridge ever since that incident.)

rants to tim all the time. tells ponyboy to stay away from the shepards but is also besties with the literal leader like hmmmmm,,, sometjing isn’t right here…………

was the first person dally met when he came to tulsa. literally scooped him up into his arms and brought him home.

sSPEAKING OF DAL! darry worries waay too much about him. dallys like a kid brother to him n hes just constantly paranoid something bads gonna happen to him.

((the “dally sees darry as an older brother” headcanon is literally whats keeping me going rn🙏))

sleeps with his childhood teddybear . their parents gave it to him on christmas when he was 7 and has been attached to it ever since.

actually rlly interested in literature!!! he’s tried to write a couple books by himself before but couldnt get them published.

tries to always wake up early so he gets to make breakfast (he doesn’t want their kitchen to be in flames when he wakes up)

gets genuinely upset when someone makes fun of his age. he grew up too fast cries bawls shits

would always bake with his mom!!!! they would bake together every week. it’s how he has his moms chocolate cake recipe memorized.

has really fancy handwriting. except it used to be all fancy and now it just looks like a doctors note

helps two-bits mom with cooking and his sister with her homework. also does two’s chores in return for stolen free beer (not buying it himself makes him feel less guilty)

would take every stray cat home if he could. prefers cats to dogs because he hates how noisy they are,, but he adores puppies .

I HAVE MORE BUT I DONT WANNA MAKE THIS TOO LONG SORRY🤕🤕

#i was gonna add angsty ones but those r for another time #i feel like while darrys helping twos sister w/ hw two’s just staring at him all lovey dovey #and then dar realizes so hes like ‘‘what teh fuck are you looking at never make that face again’’ #okay YEAH theres a pinch of darbit so what!!!!!! #the outsiders #darry curtis #darrel curtis #dallas winston #dally winston #two bit mathews #keith mathews #tim shepard #stars asks ♡

[winterchimez]

💌 moot game! tag/describe your moots whom fits in the categories below:

can always rely on

never misses a post

share the most interest with

have the most in common with

one(s) you look up to

you'd run away and live in a cottage with

spouse material mutual

best personality

never fails to make you laugh

you'd have a crush on if you knew them irl

you absolutely cannot live without

omg thank you for the fun ask anon! hehe here it goes:

can always rely on — @sungbeam @cloverdaisies

beamie my little sweetest meimei whom i love dearly 🥺🫶🏻🩵

and obv my love, clo 💚💚💚 (ps the fact that she always, well almost everyday pops into my dms to ask how has my day went like?? and how we both always listen to each other's rants/irl issues/looking out for one another/giving each other support all the time uggh sweetest ever 😭😭😭)

never misses a post — @zzoguri @flwoie

istg like you both are always literally one of the first to rb/like my works sakajdk i love you both sm 🥹🥹🥹

share the most interest with — @sungbeam @zzoguri

beamie with literally almost everything from kpop to classics to mcu!! also recently discovered that moni is also into anime like i am YAS BAE 😩😩😩🤙🤙🤙

have the most in common with — @sungbeam

i mean almost every single day we'd find something in common with one another, i'd say we're like long lost twinsies 😤

one(s) you look up to — @stealanity @daisyvisions

i find that matty is that big sister that we can all always rely on cs every time she would either randomly pop up in the discord gc/in your asks and drop you a kind/positive message which really just makes your day a whole lot better 🥺🫶🏻

ofc daisy. my ult favourite sangyeon stan!!! i love interacting with her and obv been a fan of her works since coming back to the app back in early feb this year!!

you'd run away and live in a cottage with

all of my loves from the deoboyznet comm!! istg we'll have a blast and party till dawn probably 🤪🤪🤪

spouse material mutual — @stealanity @daisyvisions

obv if they are the ones i look up to, then yes they're def ready for marriage too 😚😚😚 (calling changmin & sangyeon to come pick you both up right this second brb)

best personality — @justalildumpling

honestly, all of my mutuals would fall into this category but im giving j an honorary mention!! bcs we are now emotional support buddies 🥲🥲🥲💓💓💓

never fails to make you laugh — @sungbeam @haet-sal @i520cm @hongyangi

i mean if you look at beamie & my everyday dms, i can guarantee you that 80% of it is either just us laughing our ass off on random topics or unhinged memes 🤡

obv, lacey & ipah are just so freaking hilarious omg??? they truly are the ones who bring chaos & laughter into our gc all the time lmao

and there's dal, making me lose my shit over nsfw content all the time 🫠🫠🫠

you'd have a crush on if you knew them irl — @cupidjyu @hanniluvi @cloverdaisies

hear me out, yumi & soph are literally one of the sweetest ppl you'll ever meet here. every time i interact with them our convo is always just so pure & sweet i love you both loads my cuties 🥰🥰🥰

and clo?? my talented beautiful kween for obvious reasons. 😘💚

you absolutely cannot live without

all of my mutuals!!! 🩵🩵🩵

#❄️ — asks! #sweetest anon! <3 #tag games! 🎮 #mutuals! <3

[iamjustrobin]

1, 2, 3, 13, 15, 24, 17

1. The character everyone gets wrong.

Any minor character who doesn't have much to play in canon. Not actually bc they are misinterpreted, but for the fact that the fandom takes advantage of this empty jars to insert their OC's and pretend it's an expansion of that character.

2. A compelling argument of why your fave would never top or bottom.

I'm almost sure at this point a big part of the fandom agrees on pony being 100% a bottom, so let's move onto bottom Dallas💀.

The main reason of why I can't see him in certain ships like tally it's bc Dallas is the type that I can only seen as protective and dominant. Dallas with men who are similar to him it's something that just doesn't work in my mind.

3. Screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on Tumblr.

✨ I don't have a screenshot, but that take of this unpopular person in fandom who was arguing that johnnyboy shouldn't be shipped bc they have an age difference and johnny forgot he was already 14 instead of 13, which means he still saw him as a kid. Godammit, I swear sometimes this fandom just look for excuses to make you feel bad about shipping the characters and their age differences.

✨ HISPANIC SHEPARDS. As an hispanic at first I was all "oh this could be nice" but after seeing the fanon pursuing more stereotypes than actual research I gave up.

Shot out to ROTPL bc they gave me the best portrayal of hispanic-americans in the 50s💖.

✨ And not from Tumblr, but that time I saw someone tagging Marcia on a fic with the white passing argentinian label💀 I'll never overcome that one and this is what I mean about not doing actual research.

13. Worst blorbofication.

Steve maybe? I don't even seen him as a character but as an extension of soda as a character. Whenever I see this takes where everyone claims that he is underappreciated and how we deserved to know more about him I can't take it seriously.

15. That one thing you see in fanart all the time.

Johnny wearing dal's jacket. Please don't, I've made this rant before about how not even if they were canon Johnny would wear the jacket.

Also curly shepard as a goth/punk kid. That portrayal of the character in the TWTTIN adaptation is the only thing the fandom is relying on about him.

17. There should be more of this type of fic/art.

I agree with you in JUST MORE FANART IN GENERAL. It breaks my heart when I found fanartists in this fandom who are just going through an outsiders phase to throw it away in less than a year😭.

And time to add my self indulgence here: FANTASY THEMED FANART/FIC. Do you know how sad it is to be an amateur illustrator who has to take the wheel on this? I love fantasy/fairytales and I would love to find that type of au in the outsiders🥺✨.

24. Topic that brings the most rancid discourse.

"Sylvia/Cherry/Angela did nothing wrong".

Yes, we have a lack of female characters on this story, but nope, that's not a reason to glorify and distort the events in order to victimize these girls to make a point.

I rather hearing takes of people saying they like characters like Angela Shepard with all her flaws and recognize that she did wrong than see distorted fanon to girlbossify her.

#ask games #as my beloved bff said #go big or go home #white passing argentinian is still following me #the outsiders

[nonbinaryvulcan]

Anybody else get depressed at getting on Tumblr and seeing the world being horrible in your dash or is it just me

#dal's log #i just... #some days i can't #i just wanna get on here and talk to friends #im probably gonna ignore my dash for a while #it's like... i wanna help these situations get better but... i know im just one person #and no im not just talking about blm #im talking about everything #across the entire globe #i just can't do this stuff today #it's so easy to get burnout and here i am #with social burnout #dal rants in the tags

[thatonend]

is it bad to want to see the scars?

to see the blood?

to see the damage done?

not because ive done anything wrong

because im not feeling enough

because im feeling too much

because im too anxious

because im shaking

why do i want the cuts to show?

am i that desperate for attention?

it makes sense

i hide it from my parents

but my friends?

i know they wont ask so i dont care if they see

am i faking it all?

why do i look at the scars?

why dont i want to hide them?

is it because theyve been romanticized to me?

ive seen them called angel marks

marks of battles won

marks of battles lost

is that whats happening?

has it become such a normal thing?

why do i like the burning?

the sting?

until its over

the sting is good to me until i decide im done

the adrenaline?

is that what it is?

is that why i dont feel the pain until its over?

i just want to know why i like it

why i cant stop

why looking at the scars makes me want to do it again

why the cuts, the scars, the blood

why they all look not good but not bad

interesting?

personality?

what the hell is wrong with me.?

#self harm #tw #tw self harm #self harm tw #s/h #tw s/h #s/h tw #mental health tw #mental health #tw mental health #vent #rant #vent post #im depressed not s*ic*dal i promise #suicide mention #in the tags #tw in the tags #dnr

[sanshine]

nobody asked but today is mine and @hongseokkie 's one year anniversary of (almost) weekly hang out sessions uwu

#to think we started with watching twilight.... bfksbfksbfks #OUT OF ALL THE OPTIONS BFKSBFKSBFKS #and then we spent like 64928647203974 years on the unt*med lmao #(censoring bc I don't want this to show up in the tag bfksbfksbfks) #anyway this is just a dal appreciation post bc thanks to her wednesday nights have become my favorite part of the week uwu <3 #and even tho she's not even on tumblr anymore 🙄 I wanted to make this post anyway lol #it's just amazing how far we got in this one year lmao #what would I even do without her 😔💕 #biba rants

[cascadiiing]

That tiktok trend where you color your highest kin with your color pallet except I am Incredibly Brocken 🥀⛓🚬💔

#he is actually my highest kin i just like to poke fun at the folks who only kin him because sewerslide reasons #i dont even.... see him as suic!dal......... but i can rant about that another day #tdlr dont b genuinely mean to dazai kinnies most of us r just tryna live #..... well- #my art #kind of??? #ill put it in the tag because kind of #the og lineart is from the bungou stray dogs manga. i colored over it and made some edits as per the trend #bluesart #bungou stray dogs #dazai #ok to rb if u want

[nientedal]

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#look all i'm saying is i want to write a fanfic that will only be interesting to me #in which megamind and roxanne go camping #probably with her family because family shenanigans = good times #and one evening there's a hermit thrush calling #and megamind completely loses his shit #because that's pretty close to what some of his language sounds like in my head #probably not gonna happen #because that's a multi-chapter fic if i've ever heard of one #maybe after cold fusion is finished #maybe #dal is a fanfic #megamind #dal rants in the tags

[dat-silvers-girl]

I have zero stimulation right now and I want to run around like a headless chicken and scream and cry, but my Indian parent problem compels me to sit in my bedroom with a dead expression as I die inside.

#akemi rants #random but it was either i gave myself SOME stimulation by typing #or i throw myself onto the floor and decide to starve myself #just ate dinner and that waa literally the mist daunting thing i had to do today #how is eating harder than giving an exam??? #and even worse i hated dinner #it was one of those dals that have no taste that indian women are supposed to eat on a fast #I've been eating it every Thursday all my life #and every week i hate it more and more #anyway i would rather starve #i literally feel so dead inside and cruel that i would like to curse my entire college authorities with DEATH by Covid #but i won't because i love my friends and I don't want covid to hurt them in anyway #india in bad situation and my frens scared #me not scared of covid because i have zero value for myself and have no self preservation #but i lob my frens very much and I'm scared for them #anyway what are these tags- #i literally wrote an entire rant in the tags

[replica004]

italiani, fatemi un favore personale e guardate il film Sulla Mia Pelle quando potete, quello su Stefano Cucchi...

#tutta questa storia mi fa sempre salire una rabbia in corpo allucinante e allo stesso tempo mi spezza il cuore #Lo Stato è criminale Lo stesso Stato che ci deve proteggere #lo stesso Stato che ha ucciso Carlo Giuliani #e tantissimi altri di cui mai sapremo il nome #il marcio di certi rami delle forze dell'ordine è a dir poco spaventoso #io l'ho detto dal primo giorno #Stefano era un drogato? si #Stefano si meritava quello che gli è successo? mortacci vostra no! #sono contenta che la verità sta uscendo fuori #Quei dannati che hanno insabbiato tutto hanno infangato l'arma in modo imperdonabile #Ilaria Cucchi e i genitori hanno penato abbastanza.... #ranting in the tags #sorry for the italian but this is a serious matter i rarely talk about #but those of you who know me irl are aware of how much i care and how loud i speak my mind about it

[alwaysyouinmyheart]

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#mo mi avete rotto #se non voglio comprare una canzone non la compro #è inutile che provate a farmi sentire in colpa. #se la canzone non mi piace lo dico #può averla anche cantata cristo #se non mi piace non mi piace punto e basta #e bloccatevi con questa storia che bisogna supportare al massimo ogni singolo membro dei 1d #io un briciolo dei pochi soldi che ho vorrei tenermelo #e poi se ho dei preferiti qual è il problema? #apprezzo ogni singolo membro dei 1d #ma da qua a svenarmi per ciascuno di loro giusto per principio #nah #preferirei che il supporto ricevuto dal mio fav sia sincero piuttosto che un obbligo #se permettete eh #come al solito le mie tag diventano un rant #succede #mali rambles

[2wnikiangel]

Týden v Paříži / A Week in Paris

Kapitola 1 / Chapter 1

Fandom: Les Misérables/Bídníci Lengt: Chaptered Chapter: 1 / 8 Ranting: T (Teen and Up Audience) Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Parning(s): Enjolras/Grantaire, past - Grantaire/Montparnasse Character(s): Enjolras, Grantaire, Joly, Jean “Jehan” Prouvaire, Montparnasse Tag(s): Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Frienship, Romance, Friends to Lovers, Slow Romance, First Kiss, First Time, Light Angst, Enjolras Has Feelings, Sad Grantaire, Fluff, Smut in chapter 7

“Grantaire dal Montparnassovi jako dárek k narozeninám společnou, týdenní dovolenou v Paříži. Před tím než stačili odletět, se ale rozešli a Grantaire odmítá letět, dle jeho slov, na to nejromantičtější místo na Zemi, sám. Do příběhu vchází Enjolras.” xxx “Grantaire gave Montparnasse tickets for a week holiday in Paris as a present for his birthday. But before they could fly to France, they broke up, and Grantaire refuses, in his own words, go to the most romantic place on Earth alone. Enjolras enters the story.“

Ukázka z první kapitoly / Preview from chapter 1:

„Co to dělám?“ zašeptal si pro sebe, jako kdyby snad doufal, že mu někdo odpoví. Sklopil hlavu. Začal se za své chování stydět. Tohle neudělá dospělý, vyrovnaný muž, ale pubertální dívka, která byla odmítnuta svým idolem. Grantaire nasucho polkl a podíval se na hromadu věcí, které tam pohodil. Vzal do ruky pas a otevřel ho na založeném místě. Vzal obě letenky do ruky a díval se na vyrytá jména rezervovaných míst. Christiane Grantaire. Henri Montparnasse. V očích ho začaly pálit slzy. „Takhle to být nemělo,“ zašeptal si pro sebe. xxx “What am I doing?” He whispered to himself, as if he hoped someone would answer him. He lowered his head. He was ashamed of his behavior. This is not done by an adult man, but by a teenage girl who has been rejected by her idol. Grantaire swallowed dry and looked at the pile of things he tossed there. He picked up his passport and opened it in a seated place. He picked up both tickets and looked at the engraved names of the reserved seats. Christiane Grantaire. Henri Montparnasse. Tears began to burn in his eyes. “It shouldn’t be like that,” he whispered to himself.

Read online on AO3 in [czech original] or [english translation]

A/N CZ: Dáváte si novoroční předsevzetí? Já ano. Začala jsem s tím už ve svých dvanácti letech a za tu dobu, se většina předsevzetí hodně změnila. Stala se realističtějšími. Jako první bod roku 2020 mám napsané - Vydat každý měsíc alespoň jednu povídku. Máme skoro konec ledna a já? Povídku jsem sice napsala, ale ještě jsem nebyla schopna ji pořádně zkontrolovat a přeložit do angličtiny. Takže u mě na chvíli zavládla panika, než mi došlo, že mám rozepsanou první kapitolovku, kterou jsem ještě neuveřejnila (možná proto, že mám napsané teprve čtyři kapitoly z osmi, ale pst!). Tak ji tu máme! Přeji příjemné čtení.

A/N ENG: Do you have a New Year's resolution? I do. I started this at the age of twelve, and since then, most resolutions have changed a lot. It has become more realistic. As the main point of 2020 I have written - To publish at least one fanfic every month. We have almost the end of January and I? Although I wrote the one E/R fanfic, I wasn't able to check it properly and translated it into English. So I panicked for a while before I realized I had chaptered fanfic that I hadn't published yet (maybe because I only wrote four chapters out of eight, but shhh!). So here we are! I wish you a pleasant reading.

#my fanfic #my fanfiction #les misérables #les mis #les misérables fandom #les mis fandom #les misérables fanfiction #les mis fanfiction #enjolras #grantaire #enjoltaire #enjoltaire fanfiction #enjoltaire fanfic #I can't wait for my own holiday in Paris so I'm writing this instead of booking a place to sleep #bídníci #česky #píšu česky #a neumím pořádně psát anglicky #někdo mi pomozte #prosím

[nonbinaryvulcan]

I feel like at this point I just headcanon the things I do in Star Trek to piss off Rick Berman and William Shatner, and that's the tea 👀☕

#dal's log #and yes im talking about bi kirk #and how julian wasn't allowed to be bi #and garak wasn't allowed to have a crush on julian #and how malcolm wasn't allowed to be gay #and pretty much every other injustice these two have caused us #ive had it and im done #i will NOT shut up about this #im pissed #dal rants in the tags