#you forgot what that means!

[nientedal]

Your dog is not "neurotic." Your dog is half-poodle.

#if i had a nickel #for every time i heard someone call their poodle mix ''neurotic'' #i would have enough coins to backstroke through like scrooge mcduck #it happens ALL THE TIME #you were so excited to have a ''DoOdLe DoG'' that you forgot it was half-poodle #you forgot what that means! #and your happy healthy puppy grew up to be an anxiety attack in a fur coat! #try treating your doodle like a poodle for a while and THEN see if it's still neurotic #maybe it will be. shit happens and unlearning years of uncertainty and overcorrection takes time #some dogs won't recover completely #but for the love of god if i say ''treat your poodle mix like a poodle'' #and you say ''wait what does that mean?'' #...i may not perform actual violence upon you but i will WANT TO. #''why would i research the specific needs of the breeds in my F1 cross?'' I'M GONNA BITE YOU #dal rants in the tags

[andreycoded]

SUPERNATURAL 5.18 (2010) / GONCHAROV (1973)

#you know when you makes something really silly. #goncharov #destiel #v gifs #i have no excuse. it was a coloring exercise #unreality #unreality cw #eye strain #eye strain cw #robert de niro #harvey keitel #martin scorsese #kajbksjbeg. yeah original clips from mean streets and what a bad scene and movie. seems like idk I haven't seen it #akhskjg i forgot some people have sorry if it's good

[cactus-juiceee]

epilogue

#SHES FINALLY OUT OF THE WIP FILES #thank god #hueegh epilogue yhk make me sick.. what do you mean their only happy ending was together and they sacrificed everything for that huh #just realizing I forgot to give han sooyoung glasses which is honestly a crime but #ough oh well #also im so sad I couldn’t do yhk week bc I was busy so think of this as my late contribution #anyway im finally free of rendering hell (has already started 10 billion other pieces that require rendering) #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv spoilers #yoohankim #kim dokja #han sooyoung #yoo joonghyuk #yhk #cactusjuiceart

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo!!💙💗🤍💗💙

#rottmnt #happy trans visibility day everyone #rottmnt leo #trans leonardo #trans leo #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise leo #this REMAINS MY NO.1 HEADCANON and it will stay that way ❤️ #it just makes sense tbh esp when you consider how mutating a female red eared slider with a male human’s dna would go #either trans or intersex idc which I just can’t not headcanon it #means a lot to me y’know? #man I gotta make the comic of that one Draxum Files post #turtle art tag #so many colors I’ve done recently what is this #I almost forgot to do something for today so I tried to quickly get this out in time IGNORE THE MISTAKESSS 🙏🙏🙏

[xxcherrycherixx]

cupid's gals meet

#monster high #ever after high #c.a cupid #abbey bominable #blondie lockes #heartlockes #c.a cupid x abbey bominable #abbey x cupid #theyre both my proud poly queens #cupid is dating blondie but abbey is her ex who she still gets on great with- #-if you know what i mean 👀 #blondie is fine with it #in fact blondie encourages it- she encourages Recording it and sending it to her too- she just wants to make sure there's no funny business #thats totally the only reason! #also fuck it blondie is a monster fucker shes a big ol monster fucker with a big fat crush on her monster gf #and maybe a lil one on her monster gf's monster fwb- shh #abbey is happy to have open relationship. why waste time on relationship drama when you can communicate with your partner and agree to kiss #-whoever you want? she's dating heath and he definitely doesn't mind that way of thinking. long live the polycule! #im in a polyamory mood bby gonna blast the orion experience-cult of dionysus and chrissy chlapecka-affection brb #add space age bachelor man to that list because fuck yeah thats a polyamory song i forgot #my art

[justheblueberry]

miraculous ladybug is certainly the show of all time

i liked the movie tho

#miraculous ladybug #mlb #ladybug and chat noir #tales of ladybug and cat noir #chat noir #ladynoir #i cannot believe how devastating the season 4 finale was #what do you mean the show can get good! #ort #miraculous #miraculous fanart #hi there updated the image bc the first one i forgot to add overlay and stars

[amphibianaday]

Hello I would like to request your favourite little freak(amphibian) for day 1432

day 1432

#amphibian #frog #toad #european common toad #i had to look up what 1432 means but i think its cute #i interpret this as just my favorite amphibian which is the common toad #i think you can tell from my art that its one of the amphibians i instinctually go for when i have no specific species to draw #i know its a boring answer but its a good frog. plain and simple #and its the one i've actually interracted with the most irl :) #and more specifically we had a toad that lived in the drain in the cellar in a previous house #its where we had all the laundry stuff. so we called him laundry frog. he is like the patron saint of laundry. to me #laundry frog specifically is my favorite little freak #laundry frog #oops i think i forgot to save the alt text #it should be fixed now but i have no idea how that works in relobgs

[smilesrobotlover]

I made something terrible

Original:

#I JUST NOTICED THAT THIS IS LOSS #IM GOING TO #IMPLODE #I PROBABLY ALREADY KNEW TJAT BUT I JUST FORGOT #gosh I need to go to bed #midlink #twilight princess #legend of Zelda twilight princess #I mean maybe it’s not loss maybe I’m being silly but #whatever #suggestive #idk what this is don’t ask me #I’m sorry to drag you into this Renado

[tapakah0]

#... they think that I can survive without doing stuff that I love... if fact I did survive but oh my god I need to replenish so much #serotonin and my hand almost forgot what is “drawing for more than 3 hours in a row” please #At least I've made almost all important stuff and didn't die #Wait what do you mean 2 updates #OH #OH THERE'S A LOT OF MMM #MMMMM where to start from #*running*

[localicecreambiter]

lu got several and mina got some so i think its time i show @linked-maze the same love via doodle page! and in typical me fashion, its more words than art :D hope you love reading because the amount of notes i add is insane

thanks to the yellow background and pink outlines, coloring this was a little weird- those green pants? yeah thats brown :) the shoulder pad? pink (skull emoji) anywayyysss i hope you enjoy my goofy antics

#linked maze #lm wind #lm warrior #lm four #lm bunny #lm time #lm hyrule #lm wild #lm ravio #lm sky #WHAT DO YOU MEAN RAVIO ISNT IN THE COMIC??? #I WANT A REFUND/J #four and shadow play gossip girl #its canon i said so #also the marbles joke is becuse he has a pouch of what i am assuming are marbles but #could be wrong #it could just be a pouch with a single moon pearl in it #but the marbles joke is funnier #lm minish #almost forgot he was there im so sorry little guy #time is the worlds biggest dweeb #someone make that tag popular #the legend of zelda #my art #loz

[erlkink-heatcliff]

learn a thing or two from the master.

#was gonna shade this but its like almost 4 am bros. its joeover for me #limbus company #heathcliff lcb #meursault lcb #meursault limbus company #heathcliff limbus company #meurcliff #lcb meursault #lcb heathcliff #i mean i guess its meurcliff thats like vaguely implied #but also i wanted to show off broken blsault damage because it's soooo funny he's my fav unit to run forever #also shicliff and blsault is smart of me #personally . i think the shipname would be swordplay but that's my homosexuality talking. #bingoblart fart art #hrng rghg I FORGOT MEURSAULT S FUCKING SCARS you know what we ball. its fine

[b0nelessdoodles]

buncha heket doodles cause i love the frog i love her so much beloved big frog

#cult of the lamb #cotl heket #cotl leshy #cotl lamb #cult of the lamb heket #cult of the lamb leshy #id be lying if i said i loved all the bishops cause kalamar exists #fuck you kalamar you know what you did #but this isnt about him ill doodle him another day this post is about my beloved big mean frog lady #i forgot how much i loved heket until i ran through anura post game and just #BIG FROG BIG FROG BIG FROG #also her coming into the cult and just #........................hungry #i love her so much anything for you heket ill give you only the best meals #this was also what happened when i got leshy i forgot how much i love him #these two are just so fun i love these little shits so much #shoutout to me getting all the bishops i had drunk #and heket and leshy started brawling each other and cried when i broke them up #kalamar broke a piece of furniture and i wanted to throw him #and narinder puked instantly and then passed out on the floor instead of actually going to bed #10/10 content get the bishops drunk its fun

[telamons]

Jill: This isn't just your struggle, Clive. It's ours. And when we see how hard you fight, it inspires us to do the same. Or... would you rather we left you to save the world all on your own? Clive: No, that's not... Ignore me.

#final fantasy xvi #ffxvi #clive x jill #clive rosfield #jill warrick #ffxvi spoilers #mine #gamingedit #ffedit #ffgraphics #sorry abt the subs wasn't meaning to include them but i forgot about it and i already had done the others- felt too lazy to redo them after #otp: you are my treasure #what's their ship name? #cliji #warfield #gav.... being the eternal cockblock *sighs*

[kaogens]

guess who picked up earthbound again and just Had to make a crossover

#mp100 #earthbound #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho #mp100 fanart #shigeo kageyama #i started in january then completely forgot abt it and for the past few days ive been GRINDING #love this game sm its so fucking funny. like what do you mean im fighting a pile of barf. Hilarious

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 121

There have been tales throughout time of it, in many forms and in many places. Some would even argue that it’s about different things, mere coincidence lest legends be really true. Of beasts and guardians and creatures of great destruction all wrapped in one. 

Some tales have long since been forgotten, left to dreams and dust  until they were merely stories. Insatiable monsters trapped in legends told at night, and guardian spirits lost to the sounds of day. The being whose body formed the land they stood upon, whose blood powered everything around them as they turned their prayer to false gods that would not save them. 

They abandoned their dead and ways of old, turning towards false light and fear of shadows growing. They pray to false idols while damning those who warn them in the same breath, denial dancing on their tongues while they know the truth all the same. 

Their pride and hubris dances amidst their veins, fear an alien feeling as they ignored the warning signs, so certain in their own power and creations. 

And yet, the rocks still shift, something great, something Ancient awakening. Metal collapses with dying screams, great swaths of earth crumbling as it shifts, scales that had not seen sun for uncountable eons revealed as the land devoured itself. 

The ground opens in wounds of green, revealing what had once been sleeping, as large as the world itself. Death giving way to life in a cocoon, an egg, the lives of many given to give birth to one entity, a being caught between, given life amidst the stars. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #You know the Mystery Flesh Pit? Same Vibes as that even in space :) #Ghosts are Dragons #Eldritch Danny #Like lovecraftian space godling dragon Danny #Same size as the moon #Don’t worry he didn’t destroy the earth it was a different planet #I mean that planet still cracked #and oh my god what if it was Krypton #Kal’s father realized that all the drilling was Waking This Thing Up #There’s definitely depictions of Danny as like an ancient Death God that Krypton just forgot about or something #Or Danny is from a different world #Maybe both lol #Go wild

[petite-phthora]

So about that dinner…

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first... murder? - part 2]

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Part 1

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Danny lets out a long groan as he enters his apartment.

He’s dead tired— hehe, ‘dead’ tired— due to an exhausting schoolday and having been unable to fall back asleep last night after what happened.

So sure, he might have started having a panic attack when he got back to his apartment when what he had just done had finally fully sunken in.

And he might have spiraled even more, even going as far as to try and trap himself in a Fenton thermos, thinking he was back on the path to becoming Dan.

Luckily for him, a green sticky note, left by his favorite unnecessarily cryptic mentor, appeared.

It let him know that he is no more on the path to becoming Dan than prior to the incident and that the actions he had taken that night, while vexatious, were necessary for the betterment of the timeline.

Whatever that means.

By the time he had come to terms with his actions enough to stop spiraling and remember that he has school soon. He checked the time, noticing that he only had a few minutes left until his next class started.

Which meant he had to sprint to his classes and start the day off already tired and emotionally drained. He hadn’t even been able to at least get a coffee beforehand. And so he spent the rest of the day fighting to stay awake during his lessons, sporting eye bags big enough to carry the weight of his sins.

Danny glances at the space-themed clock on the wall that Jazz had gotten him as a housewarming gift. 6 pm. He should probably get started on dinner.

Deciding to go with something simple, as he simply does not have the energy for anything fancy right now, Danny opens the cupboard and grabs the first thing he sees: a box of mac n cheese. Danny rubs his eyes and squints at the box, trying to read the instructions when he gets interrupted by a knock.

…

On his window.

…

Danny turns around to see Red Hood at his window, outside of his 3rd-floor apartment. He pauses before shrugging it off. Stranger things have happened. He sets the box down and makes his way over to the window. He opens the window once he reaches it, only to come face to face with a bouquet of sweet peas, the colors ranging from white and pink to lavender.

Oh, those are his favorite.

He gingerly takes the flowers before looking over the top of the bouquet at the person who handed them to him. Ah, yes. The crime lord. Who had seen him commit murder.

Danny stares at him, debating on whether he should ask him what he’s doing here or thank him for the flowers. Red Hood speaks up before Danny can make a decision.

“So about that dinner… ” He trails off, tone laced with hope and a slight nervousness.

“Right.” Danny nods with understanding, despite not having a clue what Red Hood was talking about, his joke the night before having slipped from his mind.

“I’ve got the entire night planned out for us. First, we’ll have dinner at Pete’s. They recently rebuilt and they have this amazing cannoli, you have to try it sometime.

“And then after dinner, we’ll go to the Gotham Observatory—“

Danny, not even questioning how the crime lord found out where he lives and that he loves space, cuts him off in excitement.

“Wait! Isn’t that the one with the crystal powered telescope?”

Red Hood nods and holds out a hand to him expectantly.

Danny stares at the hand for a moment before shrugging, setting the flowers down on a table, and taking the offered hand. He lets Red Hood lead him out of his own window.

Once Red Hood has helped him down to the ground and led him to his motorcycle, it dawns on Danny he’s going on a date(?) with a known crime lord— or wasn’t it former crime lord now?

Well, who was Danny to refuse a trip to the observatory and some good cannoli?

Who knows, he might even get a new boyfriend out of it.

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Red Hood takes his helmet off and sets it down on the table between them so he can eat.

Danny tries not to stare too much but damn, he’s handsome, even if he’s still wearing the mask.

Danny takes a bite of his food to try and distract himself, idly noting that ohhh, this is some good spaghetti. He'll have to try the cannoli if it's as good as their pasta.

Red Hood is the one to start the conversation.

“Hey, so, since we didn’t get to talk more last night, I still wanted to thank you for your service to the city”

“My what?”

“I’ve been wanting to kill that insane clown for years now.” Red Hood continues.

“And while I’m a little disappointed that I didn’t get to end his miserable existence myself, I’m so glad he’s finally gone. So, thank you” he says, looking Danny right in the eye with an earnest expression.

Feeling a mix of flustered at the heavy gaze that’s on him, and confused by the other’s words, Danny stammers out a bewildered “You’re… welcome?”

Red Hood nods at him before continuing.

“And you don’t have to worry about others finding out if you don’t want them to. I ain’t a snitch, and I’ll try to keep the Bats off your back the best I can.”

Danny gives him a nod in gratitude.

“Though honestly, I’d doubt you’d have to deal with much trouble even if people did know it was you who got rid of him.

“The Joker has done a lot of horrid shit and caused a lot of grief for Gotham over the years. He’s had it coming for a long time now, so don’t even feel too bad about it. It might even become a local holiday when his death comes out!”

However, something Red Hood had said stood out to Danny. He stiffens before blurting something out in a tone that sounded even more panicked than when he accidentally killed the clown.

“THAT CLOWN I PUNCHED WAS THE JOKER?!”

#dp x dc #dp x dc fic #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #danny: oh no! i killed a random clown :( #red hood: yo dude thanks for killing the joker :) #danny: i killed the joker?! (:0 #red hood: *nodding* and the world is a better place for it #danny didn't even acknowledge just who it was he was punching #he just registered 'clown' and 'being kidnapped' and freaked #afterwards he was too focused on the fact that he forgot to reign in his ghost strength and so accidentally killed the kidnapper #also red hood: *seeing the space-themed living room and the nasa shirt the twink is wearing* thank god the info i gathered was accurate #oh and i did look up flower meanings and flower color meanings so do with that info what you will #it's nothing special or secret but just a nice little detail ig #dead on main #dead on main ship