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does anyone remember that post that was like “why are you so busy playing videogames? maybe drop the animal crossing and get a man to cum in you (Deep.) and do real life baby crossing.
need that pic if anyone has it.
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nientedal · 5 hours
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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!
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nientedal · 5 hours
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Gen X: [raises hand] Can... can we also maybe not get worked to death?
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Fred Flinstone was the first trans man
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I'm so sorry you're hurting yourself like this. You're clearly an autistic young woman. I hope you get the help you need ❤️
thank you so much!! i really needed this encouragement. it means so much to hear you call me a woman, especially since im a cisgender male.
i will get the help i need! ill look into hormone replacement therapy and become the beautiful autistic young woman you see inside me!!
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nientedal · 6 hours
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If I may ask, do you know/are you learning Russian? You said you read parts of Ubervillain.
It's my native language, just saying ~
Ah! I am sorry to disappoint, I don't speak Russian really at all. I know some words, for fanfic reasons in my own fics, and Russian is on my "wish list" of languages I'd love to learn someday. But I read the first couple chapters (and then the very last chapter posted, because I wanted to know what happens) of Ubervillain with the help of deepl.com/translator, which tends to be slightly more coherent than Google Translate.
(I think it's a good fic. VERY dark, but it seems like that was the goal, and wow, it achieves that goal! Links for anyone interested: (AO3 link) (ficbook link))
Also I really love your art! Of course the art with the bird especially turned my brain and heart inside-out (in a good way, lol!) but all of your art is so fantastic. Megamind's parents, ah, I love. Your facial expressions and costume designs are wonderful.
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nientedal · 7 hours
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Had a 'fun' new experience today in the form of my first ever mammogram because I found a lump on my chest a few weeks ago, and when you find a lump, you get that shit checked out.
Ironically, the lump I went to get investigated turned out to be nothing, likely just a cyst that made its way to the surface, but they did find something else on the scan that requires me to do a follow-up ultrasound in six months. The doctor stressed that it is most likely a fibroid, but given my family history of breast cancer and general weird health fuckery, they're being vigilant and keeping an eye on it.
The mammogram itself was fine. The technician doing it kept complimenting me on the "pliable" nature of my breast tissue and how easy it was to smoosh me into the machine. I was like thanks, I have Ehlers Danlos Syndrome; my body is basically made of only slightly more reinforced laffy taffy.
She said, "That explains that," and then proceeded to smush my tits into a pancake. Apparently, they were the most compliant tits she's worked with. I said thank you because what else can you do in that situation. And then she asked me if I wanted to know how much they weighed, and I said boy, do I?!
So she started reading off the results and was like, "17.7 lbs," and I was like, gosh, no wonder they feel so heavy, and then she kept talking and said, "And the other one weighs..."
And that's when I realized she didn't mean total.
She meant one boob was 17.7lbs.
So in case you've ever wanted to know, my right boob weighs 17.7 lbs, and my left one weighs 17.3 lbs, bringing the grand weight hanging off my chest to an even 35 lbs.
The tech was like "gosh! That's a lot for someone of your size!" and I was like "ya fucking think?!"
For a frame of reference, I weigh 136 lbs total. One-quarter of my weight is tits.
I am one-quarter titty.
And I'm telling that to the next doctor who suggests I lose weight.
Anyway. Remember to do regular breast exams, and don't be afraid of mammograms. Yes, they're checking for cancer, but they also tell you fun things like how much your chest weighs and whether or not your boobs are compliant.
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nientedal · 7 hours
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You can't cut soft cheese in thin slices or wedges because it just gets squished, but you can with hard cheese, cause the protein holds it together. Casein point:
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nientedal · 7 hours
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fatphobia and ableism is so insidious. You can look up like, food, and it'll say "eating a lot of food causes diabetes" and you're like oh dang what? I thought we didn't know the cause of diabetes. So you look up what causes diabetes and it says "we still don't know what causes diabetes" bruh they're just making shit up to give people eating disorders
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nientedal · 7 hours
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Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.
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nientedal · 7 hours
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when christian artists change the line in hallelujah from “maybe there’s a God above” to “I know that there’s a God above” >:c
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nientedal · 7 hours
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Okay, this could really be something!
“This is one of the most exciting things we’ve seen in a really long time,” said Shaw. “This is a really finely honed tool. To be able to sit there and say to your patients that you’re offering them something that’s effectively like the Fat Duck at Bray versus McDonald’s – it’s that level of cordon bleu that’s coming to them … The patients are really excited about them.” The vaccine is an individualised neoantigen therapy. It is designed to trigger the immune system so it can fight back against a patient’s specific type of cancer and tumour. Known as mRNA-4157 (V940), the vaccine targets tumour neoantigens, which are expressed by tumours in a particular patient. These are markers on the tumour that can potentially be recognised by the immune system. The jab carries coding for up to 34 neoantigens and activates an anti-tumour immune response based on the unique mutations in a patient’s cancer. To personalise it, a sample of tumour is removed during the patient’s surgery, followed by DNA sequencing and the use of artificial intelligence. The result is a custom-built anti-cancer jab that is specific to the patient’s tumour.
...If your tech vocabulary's up to it, see also the abstract/article in the Lancet.
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nientedal · 11 hours
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"Sometimes I'm just a jukebox made of meat," I say, putting together a Disney playlist and singing along as I add stuff.
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