#dabi incorrect quotes

[kittycatxoxo1]

shoto: this is my theory about midoriya being all mights secret love child.

dabi tied to a chair: j-just let me go-

shoto: IM NOT FINISHED!!

dabi:

shoto:

shoto: and this theory is about eraserheads secret love child-

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[connor-likes-dogs]

Dabi: I prevented a murder today.

Y/N: Really? How’d you do that?

Dabi: Self control.

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[tickly-giggles]

Dabi: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. Dabi: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

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[poppy5991]

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[mha-quotes-and-such]

Hawks: I'm going to torture you Dabi: Kinky. Go on. Hawks: I think you’re sweet and beautiful Dabi: …Wait what- Hawks: I know deep down you care for others, and you deserve to be cared for as much as you care for them Dabi: Absolutely not Hawks: Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard Dabi: I need a safeword!

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[autumnmobile12]

I'm just gonna pretend this is a compilation of Dabi and Mr. Compress questioning every decision that's brought them to this point.

I mean, this kinda looks like Compress dropped his cell phone and Dabi's too tired to give him crap about it.

"Coulda just gone home and been a normal kid. Now I'm careening down a highway with a lizard ninja, a guy who’s so desperate to be held that he wears hands, and this mofo who has the audacity to be ordering a pizza right now.”

"We were promised pizza."

*elevator music, no brain cells left*

"No, I know exactly where we are!"

"How's the car sickness?"

"Fuck you!"

"You ready for the 'I told you so?'"

"You are such a brat."

They just look done. They're either tired or constipated or both.

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[luxthestrange]

BNHA Incorrect quotes#6 Flirt with your dad-

Anti-Hero Y/n who was Touya's friend back UA, Both of you after a fight...but after couple of hours you both got too tired and sat down on a bench and scroll thru your phone for nearby restaurants

Anti-Hero!Y/n: Hey, do you like chicken?

Dabi: Not really...

Anti-Hero!Y/n: And curry?

Dabi: Not much...Maybe let's eat at your place?

Anti-Hero!Y/n: Then you’re not gonna like what I did

Dabi: What? You made chicken curry?

Anti-Hero!Y/n*Showing him a picture of you in bed with a sleeping Enji beside you hugging you from behind* Nah, I f*cked your dad there...

Dadi:...YOU BITCH-

Anti-hero y/n energy with the todoroki family-

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[the-league-of-villains]

Dabi, eating breakfast : Oh, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Hawks, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen : Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE

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[silversynaesthesia]

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[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

dabi: birch.

hawks: what did you just called me??

dabi: *louder* BIRCH

hawks: ????? what? why did you call me like some freaking tree? what the hell?

dabi: it’s not a tree, it’s a bird bitch - birch.

hawks: and now he is a fucking poet...

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[fever-dreamer97]

Todoroki, watching a video on his phone while eating cereal:

Natsuo, eating beside him and watching too:

His Phone: Ten Ways on how to Deal with a Toxic Sibling. Number one: Speak Up.

Natsuo and Todoroki: Bitch.

Dabi, eating across from them:

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[kittycatxoxo1]

Dabi on TikTok: and that's why you should look up to stain-

Shoto stitching the vid: who's your daddy??? Ours is a whore sooo are you one of us??

*Natsuo and Fuyumi can be heard cackling in the bg*

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[connor-likes-dogs]

Dabi: Hey, you wanna bang?

Y/N: …

Dabi: I meant hang.

Y/N: …

Dabi: Actually, no, I didn’t.

Y/N: …

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[justanotherfangirlwup]

Tomura: I came into this world screaming and covered in someone else's blood, and I'm not afraid to go out the same way!!

Dabi: dude, it's just monopoly, fucking chill

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[poppy5991]

Enji: I’m glad you two are finally getting along.

Hawks: Yeah, of course.

Hawks, texting under the table: I’m gonna sleep with your dad. And there’s nothing you can do about it.

Dabi: Mmhmm.

Dabi, texting under the table: whore

Shoto, texting under the table: You guys know I’m in this cursed text chain, right? REMOVE ME.

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[mha-quotes-and-such]

Shigiraki: How do you sleep at night knowing no one likes you Dabi: With no underwear on in case they want to kiss my ass

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