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#shoto todoroki incorrect quotes
kittycatxoxo1 · 1 year
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shoto: this is my theory about midoriya being all mights secret love child.
dabi tied to a chair: j-just let me go-
shoto: IM NOT FINISHED!!
dabi:
shoto:
shoto: and this theory is about eraserheads secret love child-
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poppy5991 · 1 month
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Shoto: What’s a himbo?
Mina: Beefy, stupid, and kind, like Kirishima
Shoto: What if they’re just beefy and kind?
Mina: That’s a hunk, like Iida
Shoto: Kind, but stupid?
Mina: That’s just a decent man
Shoto: Kaminari?
Mina: Yes.
Shoto: What about Bakugo?
Mina: Beefy, but mean. That’s a jock.
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fruitcakebro · 1 month
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Villain: We kidnapped your son!
Endeavor: Which one? I have three.
Villain: Uh, he said he enjoys being kidnapped more than spending time with you? -geez, what did you do?-
Endeavor: Which one? I have three.
Villain: ...uh, he's kinda emo and blunt?
Endeavor: Which one? I have three.
Villain: ...uh, he keeps talking about someone named 'Midoriya'?
Endeavor: Oh. That'll be Shoto then.
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fling-graysons · 2 months
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BakuDeku: I can fix him.
TodoBaku: I can make him worse.
ShinBaku: there's something deeply wrong with him and I want to be around when the car crash inevitably happens.
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vyxensworld · 5 months
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*The Squad is on a hike* 
Uraraka: It’s beautiful out here. 
Todoroki: And quiet. 
Kaminari: Too quiet. 
Kirishima: Did we lose someone? 
*cut to Bakugo with a bear in a headlock and Izuku ready to fight*
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*Pro heroes Dynamight, Deku and Shoto at a fan meetup*
Random fan: if you met your younger self, let’s say around 14 years old, what would you tell them?
Deku: don’t give up! You’ll do great things.
Shoto: don’t lose sight of who you are.
Dynamight, holding the mic very close to him: for the love of god, shut the fuck up
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Deku: Who wants to make 1000 yen?
Katsuki: How?
Deku: I need someone to take the fall.
Todoroki: What did you do?
Aizawa, from the other room: What the hell!
Katsuki and Todoroki:
Aizawa: WHAT THE HELL?!?
Deku: Make it 5000?
Katsuki: Deal
Deku: *Gives him the money*
Aizawa, storming in: WHO DID THIS?!
Katsuki: It was Todoroki.
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luxthestrange · 18 days
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BNHA Incorrect quotes#17 Oh~Drama~
Shoto*Coming to you who is washing the dishes*Enji and Touya are fighting again...
Anti-Hero!Y/n*Sighs and takes off latex gloves looking disappointed at him*I thought I told you...to leave them alone -STOP MAKING THEM FIGHT WITH EACH OTHER
Shoto*Blinks innocently with a stoic face*...I like drama
Anti-Hero!Y/n*Wheezes and shakes head*PFF-
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Hawks: Thanks again for inviting me to dinner, Todoroki family!
Endeavor: It's our pleasure, Hawks. The Todoroki family is known for hospitality, after all.
Shoto: No, we're not. We're currently known across the country for being a wildly dysfunctional family.
Shoto: Also this is the third time this week that we've had Hawks over for dinner. Why is he always here?
Endeavor: Um. Well, it's because he -
Hawks: I'm fucking your dad, that's why.
Shoto:
Endeavor: HAWKS!
Fuyumi: Oh my God, can we just have a single normal family dinner!?
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silversynaesthesia · 2 months
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kittycatxoxo1 · 2 months
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Dabi on TikTok: and that's why you should look up to stain-
Shoto stitching the vid: who's your daddy??? Ours is a whore sooo are you one of us??
*Natsuo and Fuyumi can be heard cackling in the bg*
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poppy5991 · 2 months
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Enji: I’m glad you two are finally getting along.
Hawks: Yeah, of course.
Hawks, texting under the table: I’m gonna sleep with your dad. And there’s nothing you can do about it.
Dabi: Mmhmm.
Dabi, texting under the table: whore
Shoto, texting under the table: You guys know I’m in this cursed text chain, right? REMOVE ME.
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fruitcakebro · 1 month
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I know there's probably a whole bunch of folks who've already made Tododeku proposal stuff, but here's my take on it lol
Izuku: ...hey, Shoto?
Shoto: Yes? *Sort of distracted, staring at something.*
Izuku: So, I keep remembering that you don't like your last name very much.
Shoto: *Turning around, ready to laugh* Yeah, what tipped you o-
Izuku: *Down on one knee, holding a ring, sweating bullets.*
Izuku: ...do you happen to like Midoriya any better?
Shoto: *Stunned silence, then he just grins like an idiot and nods. Words have failed him.*
Izuku: So then... Shoto possibly-soon-to-be-Midoriya... Will you marry me?
Shoto: *Tearing up* I think I could do that.
I think Shoto would be the one to originally confess, but Izuku would be the one to propose. And when Shoto confessed, it would be either a beautiful confession at exactly the wrong time(Like, one or both of them might die in 2 minutes level bad timing), or just completely out of the blue and by accident.
Like, two options:
Shoto: Izuku... In case this doesn't go well, I just need to know that you're more than a friend to me. I love you more than I could possibly express, and I hope that you feel the same way.
Izuku: *Covered in battle wounds, panting heavily, just got them to shelter from another barrage* Okay, I feel the same way, but this is very much not the time!
Or
Izuku: Hey, did you need help with that bit of math again this week? I heard you'd been having trouble with it.
Shoto: I'm in love with you.
Izuku:
Shoto:
Izuku:
Shoto: I said that out loud.
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class-1a-stan-blog · 2 years
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Natsuo: I'm not gonna lie, Shoto. I'm a little scared of your boyfriend.
Todoroki: Midoriya? He wouldn't hurt a fly!
Fuyumi: Phew that's reassuring.
Todoroki: He would kill a man, however.
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Shouto: Izuku is full of facts
Izuku: it’s true
Shouto: and existential dread
Izuku: that’s true too
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alien-slushie · 9 months
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Todoroki: Has anyone told you today that you're really annoying?
Midoriya: N-No?
Todoroki: Good, I'm not in the mood to commit murder today.
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