cloudywithachanceofautism

[cloudywithachanceofautism]

Present Mic: bitch

Endeavor: Excuse me?

Mic: oh, sorry

Mic, quirk activated: BITCH

[cloudywithachanceofautism]

Deku: With all due respect, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Endeavor: that wasn’t respectful, like, at all

[cloudywithachanceofautism]

– Audrey Hepburn

[cloudywithachanceofautism]

He-

He lost his what now?

#bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #izuku midoriya #midoriya izuku #mha spoilers #my hero academy spoilers #bnha spoilers #spoilers #mha izuku #bnha izuku

[cloudywithachanceofautism]

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

[cloudywithachanceofautism]

mha volume 40 cover, All Might ft. Bakugo

[cloudywithachanceofautism]

Bakugo: Well I’m just saying-

Izuku: I swear. If you get saucy with me, I will body slam you.

[cloudywithachanceofautism]

Best Jeanist: [Seeing Bakugou for the first time] You are literally swagless, it’s embarrassing

[cloudywithachanceofautism]

Uraraka: I remember our exams from first year. Thirteen used her black hole quirk, but she stopped as soon as she could when things got too far.

Todoroki: Aizawa chased Yao-Momo and I around trying to tie us up. He never really went to land a punch or kick.

Kirishima: Yeah, same. Cementoss just wore us out until we got tired.

Bakugo:

Bakugo: Deku-

Izuku: I know, we got screwed.

[cloudywithachanceofautism]

Bakugou: We need to distract these guys

Deku: Leave it to me

Deku: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Toga, Twice, and Spinner: *Immediately begin arguing*

Iida, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

[cloudywithachanceofautism]

kirishima, running up to aizawa: Hypothetically-

aizawa: just tell me what you did

kirishima: the dorm is flooding and denki has to sneeze

aizawa, standing quickly: JESUS-

[cloudywithachanceofautism]

Kaminari: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?

Kirishima: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

[cloudywithachanceofautism]

Incorrect sayings that I use so often I’ve almost forgotten that they’re not the originals:

I have bigger fish to fight

We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it

You can lead a horse to water, but if you drown it you have to walk home

Opening a can of whales

You made your bed, now shit in it

Combining the latter two into the phrase “you opened this can of whales, now lie in it”

[cloudywithachanceofautism]

"Leo's such a mother hen, I can't 💕😭"

I'm sorry, have you met Raph:

Look at how he stood up from the chair when Leo just cringed in disgust, my gUY HE'S FINE CHILL OUT💀

[cloudywithachanceofautism]

Aoyama: Things Gucci with you? Sero: It’s Goodwill at best my guy Iida: I don’t know what this means but I feel like I should be concerned

[cloudywithachanceofautism]

heeppy hoolida

[cloudywithachanceofautism]

I love how this is the MHA roman empire, i think abt this A LOT

Okay okay I need someone to write a fic ab Katsuki and/or class 1-A finding out about Deku's part of the sludge incident. Or some sort of fanfic recommendation or smt PLEASE I NEED THIS

#mha #my hero academia #bnha #boku no hero academia #midoriya izuku #izuku midoriya #bakugo katsuki #katsuki bakugo #bakudeku #bkdk